Swinger Birthday Weekend at the Club: Adam's Wild Quickie Recap

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All right, y'all.

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Before we dive in, a quick heads-up

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Oh, and just so we're clear,
we are not licensed therapists,

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counselors, or sex couches.

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Sex coaches.

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Sex coaches.

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Not sex couches.

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We're just a couple of people sharing
our lives, experiences, and sexy

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adventures in ethical non-monogamy.

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So with that, pull up a
chair and enjoy the show.

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Hello, and welcome to another
episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam.

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And I'm Pris, and on today's
quickie, we're gonna be talking

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about my boo bear's birthday weekend.

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What?

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Yep, Adam just celebrated at Club Eden,
and we're bringing you the full recap, the

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good, the bad, and everything in between.

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Yeah.

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We figured instead of keeping
this one to ourselves, we'd rather

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bring you guys along for the ride.

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Yeah.

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So sit back and let's get into it.

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Let's dive in.

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Yeah.

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So I got, uh… I, I normally will
celebrate my birthday for the, the

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week leading up to the day, because
my birthday is on August 1st.

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Mm-hmm.

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So I normally say the week preceding-

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Yeah

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is the start of my, my celebrations.

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Right.

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And so I was feeling kinda jovial, jovial.

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But, uh, Friday, Friday came around,
'cause my birthday was Saturday,

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Friday came around and, uh-

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What did we do Friday?

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What did we do Friday?

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Uh, Friday we actually- I
don't remember We recorded.

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So we had- Oh,

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that's right, we stayed home.

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Yeah, we had plans with a
couple, uh, that fell through.

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Yeah.

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Uh, and we were looking to do
something else, and then I was

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like- We were like, "Should we go to

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the club?"

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… "
Well, you know what?

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We gotta record for Sunday's show.

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Let's go ahead and do that.

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I'll edit it real quick, and then
we'll figure out what we are gonna do."

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Yeah.

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Uh, so we did our show.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, and by the time I was done editing
it was like 10:30 at night, and you were

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asleep right next to me on the couch.

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So I was like, "That's
the end of our night."

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Yes.

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Uh, but, uh, celebrations really started
the next day- Yeah … uh, which was

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actually my birthday, which was- Yeah

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really cool.

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It was fun.

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We woke up early.

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Yeah.

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And we stopped and got some Dutch Bros.

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The best.

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And we made our way to… Oh, I
had to stop and pick up some gifts

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that our daughter got for you.

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Yeah, so I am, uh, I've
become a Hedo dude guy.

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He loves Hedo dudes.

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First of all- I'm a

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Hedo

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guy … people, we used- That's right

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guys and women, whatever, if you wore
Hedo- Hedo dudes, he would be like,

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"Those shoes look… are so ugly.

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They're s- this-

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But oh my God, it's like- I would
never wear them … walking on pillows.

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So now he gets

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it.

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They are so frigging comfortable.

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Yeah.

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They are so comfortable that
I wore them to Disney World.

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Walked around in them, and it was amazing.

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Yeah.

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I was

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great.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, my feet were fine.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're, they're great shoes.

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So, uh, yeah, I got a couple of-

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So you got a couple of
them … couple pairs of them.

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Yeah.

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You got, um, some black ones
and some kinda beige ones.

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That's right.

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That's right.

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And so-

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Now, we had the…

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Did we do breakfast someplace?

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Well, after we got the shoes-

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Uh-huh

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…
um, it was already… Oh
yeah, we did go to breakfast.

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We went to Eddie's.

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Eddie's Taco House.

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You were like- That's right

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… "
Where should we go?" And we're like,
"Eddie's?" And we're like, "Okay."

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Oh my gosh, so if you're in San Antonio
you gotta stop by Eddie's Taco House.

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They're right- Yeah … down the
street actually from our favorite club.

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But-

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Yeah

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…
the, this place, oh my
gosh, their tacos are huge.

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Like,

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he can only get one.

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I mean, ridiculously big.

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And, uh, you know, I just, I was al-
the, the lady would always see us in the

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evening and she would always say, you
know, "We have really great breakfast.

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You really gotta give it
a try," and so we did.

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And, uh, you know, I'm a, I'm a Leo,
so that apparently means- Why do you

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keep saying that?

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Because that's, I keep hea- people keep
sh- saying that, you know, if you're a

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Leo that you're- Oh my God … wanting
to be the center of attention.

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You don't even believe any of that.

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I

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don't, but you say that too.

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But you, but you keep talking about it.

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You say that too.

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It doesn't matter.

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You said… But either way,
apparently I… Do I wanna

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be the center of attention?

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I'm a Pisces, and I wanna
be the center of attention.

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It has nothing to do with- That's not

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what

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I

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asked you

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…
astrological.

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Do I wanna be the center of attention?

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Always.

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Am I a Leo?

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Oh my God, you're also Adam.

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Well, there you go.

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But-

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And kinda- … girls just wanna
have fun … sorta an only child.

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What?

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And kinda sorta an only child, so.

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Oh, yeah.

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I mean- There

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you go

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…
that only child syndrome.

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Que lindo que nada.

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I don't know.

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I, I'm just saying.

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Uh, so I like to be, uh,
the center of attention.

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Yes, you do.

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And, uh, we walked into Eddie's and
I s- I, I told them, I said, "Hey."

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"
It's my birthday."

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"
It's my birthday."

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And, uh- He told everybody that we saw

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…
I, I was like a politician in that place.

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Mm-hmm.

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I was shaking hands and, and- I

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should have bought him like
a little crown- … the

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whole nine … or something.

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I wanted everybody to know.

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Uh, so we sat down at the table
and, uh, we ordered our breakfast.

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Well, hold on.

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Yeah.

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He never wants anybody to know
it's his birthday, so this was the

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first year.

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This is true.

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This was the first year.

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I really tried to, uh… It's that
whole fake it till you make it thing.

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Yeah.

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I'm really trying to
celebrate myself- Yeah

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which is something that I
never, ever did in the past.

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Uh, so I was, like, trying to
genuinely celebrate myself.

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Well, you

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t- yeah.

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And the only way to s- really
celebrate myself is to push

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other people to celebrate me.

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I got you.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Oh,

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neat.

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That's the only way that I could do it,
and that's exactly what I did, baby-

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because I let everybody
know, and then guess what?

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Yeah, who got free sopapillas
for their birthday?

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That's right, this guy right here.

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Yeah.

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Why?

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Because he's- And they sang- … moons
over my hammy a little bit.

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And they sang to him.

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They did.

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They sang

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a

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beautiful- They sang

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to Panchito.

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There was… Yeah.

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And there was a lot of different
voices and different octaves.

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Oh, my gosh.

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And it sound- I did not sing

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for him … it was a,

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it was a choir, for sure.

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Uh, but that was, that was fun.

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That's good.

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I waved to everybody like I was, uh,
Miss America on a, on a parade float.

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You did.

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I have it on tape.

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It's true.

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I have it on tape.

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Yeah.

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All old school.

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I have it on tape.

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I have it on VHS.

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Uh,

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yeah.

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I recorded it.

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I forgot to post that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I had to, uh- I recorded that.

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It was good.

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Um, yeah.

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That was, that was delicious
food though, I tell you that.

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So then after that, we went to Walmart.

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Yeah, we did a little bit of shopping.

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We went to Bass Pro Shops

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We went to Bass Pro Shop
'cause we were kind of looking

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for a certain thing, a tent.

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And then we went to, then
we went to Walmart, huh?

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And then we went to Walmart.

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Yeah, and we had- And then we

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checked in

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…
pick up a few things, and then
we checked into the hotel.

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Hotel took a, hotel took a while.

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Hotel had us waiting 45 minutes.

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Ooh,

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boy.

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I was, I was… I got to tell
you guys, it was hot, uh, here

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in, uh, s- the San Antonio area.

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Yeah.

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Uh, it was well over 100 degrees.

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It was- Yeah … disrespectfully hot.

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It was hot.

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And we were out and about.

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And we were trying to check in
early, and they said, "Yeah, no."

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Yeah.

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"
I don't think so." Well, they

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were filled.

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And so we went and, yeah, they had,
they had us waiting, like, 45 minutes.

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I got to write a review for that one.

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Yeah, that was-

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I don't like that.

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And that's a different hotel
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That was a rough one.

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Yeah.

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Um-

264
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It was nice, though.

265
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Yeah, but it was, it,
that, that is the thing.

266
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Where that sucked, everything
else was great about the hotel.

267
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It was nice

268
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rooms.

269
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They even

270
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have an indoor pool.

271
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Indoor- I

272
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thought that was really nice

273
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heated pool.

274
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Ooh,

275
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boy.

276
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And, um, they could upgrade
their TV, 'cause that was weird.

277
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That was a little weird.

278
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That we couldn't even log
into, like, Tubi or anything.

279
00:08:01,817 --> 00:08:01,847
Yeah.

280
00:08:01,927 --> 00:08:05,917
We mirrored our phones, but
that was kind of bunk too, so.

281
00:08:05,957 --> 00:08:06,157
Yeah.

282
00:08:06,547 --> 00:08:09,187
But, I mean, hey, you take
the good with the bad, right?

283
00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:09,607
Yeah.

284
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Uh, and I got to say, that's probably
gonna be our new go-to, 'cause that was-

285
00:08:12,787 --> 00:08:13,367
That was nice

286
00:08:13,447 --> 00:08:15,397
uh, we got to give them
another chance, you know?

287
00:08:15,447 --> 00:08:17,877
I, I like to- Yes … give
everybody the benefit of the doubt.

288
00:08:18,047 --> 00:08:18,447
Okay.

289
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Yeah.

290
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So, um, we did, we were
finally able to check in.

291
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We got into the room.

292
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We, uh, we had some fantastic sex.

293
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We did.

294
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Uh-

295
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It's always at a hotel

296
00:08:31,707 --> 00:08:33,807
…
just you and me together.

297
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Yeah, we had, we had amazing

298
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sex.

299
00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:36,317
Yeah.

300
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Uh, so much so that I put you out.

301
00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:39,707
Oh, yeah.

302
00:08:39,707 --> 00:08:39,850
Yeah.

303
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I said, "I need a nap."

304
00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:41,947
I put her out.

305
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He did.

306
00:08:42,807 --> 00:08:43,877
Uh- I took a two-hour nap.

307
00:08:44,527 --> 00:08:46,017
She took a- Oh, no, I meant,
like, a 30-minute nap, but we had-

308
00:08:46,017 --> 00:08:48,727
Yeah, no- … two hours to spare … it
w- it was meant to be more.

309
00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:49,117
Yeah.

310
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Um, but you woke up and you were like,
"I gotta, I should get up now." "I got to

311
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get ready.

312
00:08:53,087 --> 00:08:54,207
I have to shower." I

313
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was like, "Are you sure?"

314
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Um- And we just made it on time

315
00:08:57,107 --> 00:09:00,097
…
and we really, actually, we're,
we're a few minutes late.

316
00:09:00,117 --> 00:09:00,567
Yeah.

317
00:09:00,637 --> 00:09:07,337
Uh, but we hurried ourselves over to a
pizza place in San Antonio called Dough.

318
00:09:07,717 --> 00:09:08,397
Yes.

319
00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:08,957
Dough.

320
00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:11,567
Dough Neapolitan Pizzeria.

321
00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:11,587
I

322
00:09:11,587 --> 00:09:13,367
got to tell you, that food was delicious.

323
00:09:13,377 --> 00:09:14,357
It was good.

324
00:09:14,367 --> 00:09:15,787
It wa- it really was good.

325
00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:18,317
Uh, and the service was great.

326
00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:19,467
Yeah.

327
00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:24,887
Um, good service, and you… And we made
a reservation 'cause we were eight of us.

328
00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:29,383
And so, um- We had to be there
a little bit earlier than

329
00:09:29,423 --> 00:09:30,903
expected, so I had to move it up.

330
00:09:31,393 --> 00:09:32,223
But it was fun.

331
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,573
We had some friends come out-

332
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:34,143
Yeah, yeah

333
00:09:34,143 --> 00:09:35,873
…
enjoy some dinner with us.

334
00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:39,943
Now, you know, I gotta tell you,
th- th- so this is, this is a funny

335
00:09:39,963 --> 00:09:45,583
thing for me because normally when
we have things, events, whatever, we

336
00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:49,673
normally have a large crowd, and so
it's very few times that I have to

337
00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,453
single out the people that we talk to.

338
00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:56,153
In this particular situation,
we were one of four couples.

339
00:09:56,203 --> 00:09:56,743
Mm-hmm.

340
00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:58,153
So there was eight of us total.

341
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:08,209
Um, and Three of those people
outside of my wife, well, I, I

342
00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:12,799
pretty much wanted to have sex with
all the women at, at the table.

343
00:10:13,399 --> 00:10:13,859
Yes.

344
00:10:13,889 --> 00:10:14,259
Yeah.

345
00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:16,049
And- And you have minus one.

346
00:10:16,229 --> 00:10:16,929
Yeah, pretty much.

347
00:10:17,599 --> 00:10:20,679
Um, and so it's kind of…

348
00:10:21,419 --> 00:10:22,289
And you did.

349
00:10:22,699 --> 00:10:23,009
Yeah.

350
00:10:23,009 --> 00:10:25,819
A- and so it's kind of s- it's
kind of weird sitting there.

351
00:10:25,819 --> 00:10:26,259
Mm-hmm.

352
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:33,489
And, like, I'm talking to somebody, I'm
talking to one, one woman who I've had

353
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:38,759
sex with, and I'm ta- and, you know, I'm
always thinking sex, and so obviously

354
00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:42,109
I'm there and I'm talking to her and
I'm thinking about what she looked

355
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,469
like, uh, when I was on top of her.

356
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:45,349
Mm-hmm.

357
00:10:45,349 --> 00:10:48,249
Which, you know, you gotta get
through the conversation, whatever.

358
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:52,409
So then I'm over here and
I'm, I'm sitting next to one.

359
00:10:52,469 --> 00:10:52,819
Mm-hmm.

360
00:10:53,249 --> 00:10:57,089
Uh, and I'm talking to her, and
I'm thinking about, you know,

361
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,569
how we're probably gonna go at
it later- Mm-hmm … or whatever.

362
00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:02,819
You know, and stuff like that.

363
00:11:02,819 --> 00:11:04,879
Like, my, my mind is there.

364
00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:07,369
And I know you don't, you
don't have that, do you?

365
00:11:07,369 --> 00:11:07,759
No.

366
00:11:07,849 --> 00:11:08,219
No.

367
00:11:08,449 --> 00:11:08,599
No.

368
00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:12,279
Like, you can talk to people and sex
does not pop up in your mind at all.

369
00:11:12,479 --> 00:11:12,799
No.

370
00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:14,799
Man, I am jealous of that.

371
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:15,329
No.

372
00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:16,729
Yeah.

373
00:11:16,829 --> 00:11:17,589
It's always there.

374
00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:22,039
I'm healthy, I gu- you're
healthy, I gu- I don't know.

375
00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:22,899
I mean, that's-

376
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:23,389
Is it healthy?

377
00:11:23,389 --> 00:11:25,729
I mean, I guess you don't have
anything else to think about.

378
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:26,299
Right.

379
00:11:27,289 --> 00:11:27,409
I mean-

380
00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:29,329
At that moment, I guess I didn't

381
00:11:29,339 --> 00:11:30,139
…
let's be nice.

382
00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:30,459
Hey-

383
00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:31,479
Yeah … it was a good-
No, um- … it was a

384
00:11:31,479 --> 00:11:31,839
good birthday.

385
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,139
Yeah.

386
00:11:32,179 --> 00:11:35,119
No, I, I don't… I mean, it's rare.

387
00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:36,919
It happens, but not all the time.

388
00:11:37,369 --> 00:11:37,609
Huh.

389
00:11:37,999 --> 00:11:38,319
Yeah.

390
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:38,869
Wow.

391
00:11:39,569 --> 00:11:42,379
Uh, well, yeah, that- I mean, but that's-
… that was pretty much a thing for me.

392
00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:42,409
Yeah.

393
00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:42,919
Uh, that was- I

394
00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:44,549
mean, I'm sure you're not the only person.

395
00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:45,739
I don't know.

396
00:11:45,809 --> 00:11:46,899
It was a fun experience.

397
00:11:46,899 --> 00:11:48,259
I'm not saying it was a bad thing.

398
00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:48,619
Mm-hmm.

399
00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,639
Uh, but it's just kind of surreal.

400
00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:55,349
I sat back for a minute and I was
like, "I wanna have sex with all of

401
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:59,289
these women," and then the thought of
having you and them all in one bed-

402
00:11:59,329 --> 00:11:59,759
Mm-hmm

403
00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:05,429
…
for, like, a one, like, a big,
uh, Adam orgy, like a, a dog

404
00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:06,939
pile on Adam kind of thing.

405
00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:07,149
Yeah.

406
00:12:07,149 --> 00:12:07,539
You know what I mean?

407
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:07,849
We're dogs

408
00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:08,129
now.

409
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,689
No, that's what it's called.

410
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:10,219
Is it?

411
00:12:10,719 --> 00:12:12,879
Yes, it's called a dog…
I d- I don't know, man.

412
00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:14,479
It's, that's, that's- Is
that what you call it?

413
00:12:14,479 --> 00:12:14,499
… the thing.

414
00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:16,179
It's, it's when you
pile on top of somebody.

415
00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:16,379
Okay.

416
00:12:16,749 --> 00:12:17,089
Yeah.

417
00:12:17,999 --> 00:12:18,389
Damn.

418
00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:20,109
Don't get all feminist on me, bruh.

419
00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:21,749
We're over here talking.

420
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:23,089
Anyway.

421
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:23,139
It's

422
00:12:23,139 --> 00:12:23,419
your birthday.

423
00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:26,709
So yeah, you know, I had
that, uh… I don't know.

424
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,399
I, I had that fantasy.

425
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:29,929
Yeah.

426
00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:31,089
Um, but yeah.

427
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:31,129
Or that

428
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:31,289
thought.

429
00:12:31,529 --> 00:12:35,219
Yeah, I mean- Yeah … that, i- in that
immediate moment it was like, wow, that's,

430
00:12:35,219 --> 00:12:36,869
uh, that would be, that would be fun.

431
00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,599
Um- That would be fun.

432
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:39,099
Mm-hmm.

433
00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:45,233
But, uh, yeah, we had a really Just
a great time there at the restaurant.

434
00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:45,453
We did.

435
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,533
Uh, and it, what was cool
was it was very intimate.

436
00:12:49,923 --> 00:12:50,958
Uh, it was with-

437
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:51,328
It was,

438
00:12:51,328 --> 00:12:51,513
yeah

439
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:54,343
uh, uh, just a few couples that
we know and love- Mm-hmm … and

440
00:12:54,353 --> 00:12:55,573
we like to spend time with.

441
00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:56,033
Mm-hmm.

442
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:59,773
And, uh, and it, it, it wasn't
anything more than that.

443
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:03,183
I didn't have to feel like we,
uh, had to entertain anybody.

444
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:03,233
Yeah.

445
00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:04,333
Everybody was talking to everybody.

446
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:04,603
Yeah.

447
00:13:04,603 --> 00:13:05,493
It was, it was just a nice- And

448
00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:06,193
we did, yeah.

449
00:13:06,193 --> 00:13:07,693
Everybody was talking to everybody.

450
00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:13,673
Um, some people knew each other,
some didn't, and so it was nice.

451
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:14,813
It was a good time.

452
00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:18,523
Um, conversations and laughter.

453
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,153
My goodness.

454
00:13:19,773 --> 00:13:20,223
Yeah.

455
00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:20,763
Yeah.

456
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:21,633
Nonstop laughter.

457
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:22,913
That was, that was fun.

458
00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:29,093
Uh, so then from there we
left, uh, to go… We had to

459
00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:32,373
go get some, some THC drink.

460
00:13:32,553 --> 00:13:32,773
Yeah?

461
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:33,383
Yeah.

462
00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:35,993
We had to go get some, um, Buddies.

463
00:13:36,033 --> 00:13:37,933
We didn't do Buddies, we did Uncle

464
00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:39,003
Arnie's.

465
00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:39,643
Is that what we did that day?

466
00:13:39,643 --> 00:13:42,333
Yeah, Uncle Arnie's lemonade,
lemon and lime drink.

467
00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,623
That was so good.

468
00:13:44,683 --> 00:13:47,413
It's 1,000 milligrams in that bottle.

469
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:48,053
Yeah.

470
00:13:48,213 --> 00:13:48,483
Yeah.

471
00:13:48,483 --> 00:13:48,613
And

472
00:13:48,613 --> 00:13:52,255
each ounce- And so every shot, what
sh- yeah, shot glass- Yeah … an

473
00:13:52,255 --> 00:13:53,353
ounce is, is 10 milligrams.

474
00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:54,133
Is 10 milligrams.

475
00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:54,443
Yeah.

476
00:13:54,513 --> 00:13:55,653
And so, yeah.

477
00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:59,903
And then I got two little, little,
little Buddies, little shots.

478
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:00,313
Yeah,

479
00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:00,523
yeah.

480
00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:01,033
You t-

481
00:14:01,453 --> 00:14:01,638
you took those out.

482
00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:03,373
Um, I got one for you and one
for me, but then I ended up

483
00:14:03,373 --> 00:14:04,783
drinking yours- … by accident.

484
00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:04,843
Yeah.

485
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:05,013
And

486
00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:08,663
the other one was mango
flavored and I was not a fan.

487
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:09,083
Yeah.

488
00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:10,333
Very delicious.

489
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:10,403
Not a mango fan.

490
00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:11,733
Those were Uncle Arnie ones.

491
00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:12,193
Um…

492
00:14:12,383 --> 00:14:13,863
Yeah, those were a
different brand that we did.

493
00:14:13,863 --> 00:14:14,273
Yeah.

494
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:14,393
But

495
00:14:14,393 --> 00:14:15,093
it was good, huh?

496
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:15,813
Those were, those were good.

497
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,273
Yeah.

498
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:20,511
Um- So we stopped to get
that, and that was it, right?

499
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,891
Yeah, we headed over to the club,
'cause by that time we were pretty much-

500
00:14:23,891 --> 00:14:26,741
It was already time … it was about
that time, uh, to show… We showed

501
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,381
up a little bit early so that, uh, you
wanted to decorate a little bit there.

502
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:30,411
Yeah,

503
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:30,981
yeah.

504
00:14:30,981 --> 00:14:38,191
Um, and it's funny, being…
Walking into a club when the

505
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:42,191
lights are on is, uh, it's weird.

506
00:14:42,861 --> 00:14:43,571
It's weird.

507
00:14:43,611 --> 00:14:46,881
Now, luckily that, uh, they, they
had just turned off the lights, so,

508
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,841
uh, but we've been in that club when
the lights are on, and I don't know.

509
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:50,251
Yeah.

510
00:14:50,251 --> 00:14:52,041
It's just, it's weird being
in a club with the lights on.

511
00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:55,291
Um, but, uh, we went, uh, there.

512
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:59,441
We, we set up, and we were
able to relax, you know?

513
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,671
And it w- it, it, everything is
great at our home club, you know?

514
00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:04,104
It was, it was a nice, relaxing time.

515
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:04,317
Yeah,

516
00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:05,171
we had two couches.

517
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:05,891
Yeah, we had two couches.

518
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:10,261
We had two couches right next to each
other, and everybody fit comfortably.

519
00:15:10,881 --> 00:15:11,671
It was nice.

520
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:16,411
Everybody had their drinks and whatever,
and we were just there chilling.

521
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:20,391
Yeah, we had a nice, a, a nice little
crowd of friends that showed up there.

522
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:20,566
Yeah.

523
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:24,811
And, uh, uh, you know, it's
always a, a bash whenever we

524
00:15:24,811 --> 00:15:26,721
have, uh, our friend Ray show up.

525
00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:27,211
Mm-hmm.

526
00:15:27,351 --> 00:15:30,521
Uh, 'cause you already know she's
gonna show up with her bag of toys.

527
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:30,941
Yes.

528
00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:33,671
And she was ready to, uh,
to work those things, huh?

529
00:15:33,731 --> 00:15:34,771
Yeah, yeah.

530
00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:40,021
But, uh, y- so she goes around and
she's, she offers basically pleasure

531
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:41,811
to women- Yes … with her toys.

532
00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:42,061
Yes.

533
00:15:42,671 --> 00:15:44,431
And a lot of women don't- Don't

534
00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:45,071
take up on it

535
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,161
…
don't even respond.

536
00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:46,531
No.

537
00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:49,511
Because I, I don't know if they think
that they're only gonna get… Like,

538
00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:50,821
she's gonna do it there in the center.

539
00:15:50,831 --> 00:15:53,111
She'll take you into a little
cubby and close the curtain.

540
00:15:53,131 --> 00:15:54,311
I don't think they know that.

541
00:15:54,671 --> 00:15:58,371
And then I don't, I just don't,
I don't… A lot of women just

542
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,061
aren't trusting, you know?

543
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:02,191
Um, I think

544
00:16:04,675 --> 00:16:06,235
If they n- I don't know.

545
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:07,735
Well, so- I don't know … let me ask you.

546
00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:13,985
If it was you and you didn't
know Ray and we were at the club

547
00:16:14,065 --> 00:16:14,955
and we were still kinda- Yes

548
00:16:15,155 --> 00:16:16,945
we were still kinda new-
Yes … to the club.

549
00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:17,325
Yes.

550
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:18,155
The answer is yes.

551
00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:19,265
R- really?

552
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,435
If she c- if she came up to you-
Yes … and she said, "Hey, can,

553
00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:23,025
can I work these on you?" Yeah,

554
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,225
I think you're hot, whatever.

555
00:16:24,255 --> 00:16:25,865
She's not, like, just,
"Hey, I have a toy."

556
00:16:26,025 --> 00:16:26,215
Yeah.

557
00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:30,285
Like, she's very sweet about it, and she
asks you, "Can I, can I play with you?"

558
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,445
She's kn- she knows me,
and she still asks me.

559
00:16:32,465 --> 00:16:33,065
Yeah, yeah.

560
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:37,885
Um, and so she's, you know,
very nice, very sweet.

561
00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:39,925
She'll tell you what she's doing
real quick, and then she'll do it.

562
00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:40,735
Um-

563
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:51,087
So yeah, she'll tell you what
she's doing, what she has, and

564
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:53,947
she'll just go at it with you.

565
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:54,937
Yeah.

566
00:16:54,937 --> 00:16:57,277
Well, uh, she, she certainly did that.

567
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:57,297
Yeah.

568
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,937
I, I, I definitely saw her,
uh, make her rounds on that.

569
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,077
Yeah.

570
00:17:01,077 --> 00:17:03,867
But a, yeah, a lot of peop- a lot
of w- I was telling you, a lot of

571
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:06,087
women, I was like, "Why? Why not?"

572
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:09,119
I don't know.

573
00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:11,889
I'm cool with putting on a show like that.

574
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:12,009
Yeah.

575
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:12,759
I like that.

576
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:13,119
Yeah.

577
00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:14,639
Um, I don't care who's watching.

578
00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:16,739
I'm also getting pleased, so I don't care.

579
00:17:17,449 --> 00:17:22,499
But I don't think a lot of pe-
women are secure enough to do that.

580
00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:23,689
To have

581
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,359
a- It's a be… It's very vulnerable

582
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:28,429
…
to have a really pretty woman
tell you, "Hey, I think you're

583
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:29,909
hot- Um, I don't even think

584
00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:30,219
it's that … and, uh, I
wanna thank everybody."

585
00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:31,089
I think it's just the act of.

586
00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:31,879
No kidding.

587
00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:32,219
Yeah.

588
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,765
I don't think it has
anything to do with what she

589
00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:33,909
looks like.

590
00:17:33,909 --> 00:17:38,079
I- Because if the shoe was on the other
foot and she was walking around the

591
00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:44,229
club and going, uh, "Hey, can I, can I
give you a hand job in the back?" I'm

592
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,389
pretty certain I'd be okay with that.

593
00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:47,789
I'm pretty certain you would.

594
00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:48,099
Yeah.

595
00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:49,975
I would probably be like, "Uh,
yeah." I'm pretty certain there'd

596
00:17:49,975 --> 00:17:51,749
be a, a lot of men- Sure … that
would be okay with that.

597
00:17:51,749 --> 00:17:52,189
Yeah.

598
00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:52,549
Yeah.

599
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:56,879
Well, you know, what I found, uh, is
a lot of men aren't okay with that.

600
00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:57,389
No?

601
00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,939
Uh, y- I don't know if you remember
the very first takeover that we had

602
00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:04,309
ever gone to, but remember they had
those, like, they had the different

603
00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:08,849
contests going on, uh, like an
eat a pu- pussy contest- Mm-hmm

604
00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:11,039
or a suck a dick contest, stuff like that.

605
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:11,149
Oh,

606
00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:11,679
yeah, maybe.

607
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:17,279
And there was a lot of trouble finding
volunteers to get up there to, to do that.

608
00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:17,699
Hmm.

609
00:18:18,199 --> 00:18:19,949
Um, so I don't know.

610
00:18:20,369 --> 00:18:20,869
I don't know.

611
00:18:20,869 --> 00:18:24,989
I don't know if all the guys
are very easily coaxed into,

612
00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:27,359
"Yeah, sure. No problem." Hmm.

613
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:31,229
I think there's a lot more people out
there that feel the need to have a

614
00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:36,409
connection rather than be just some random
person immediately and in the moment.

615
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:37,569
Yeah.

616
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:38,939
But I get a thrill of that.

617
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:39,719
Oh, I, I-

618
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:39,919
Yeah.

619
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:40,489
So I think- I'm not

620
00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:40,749
saying

621
00:18:40,749 --> 00:18:42,989
no … I think, I think it
could be someone's fetish.

622
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:43,979
Definitely mine.

623
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:44,419
Yeah.

624
00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:49,139
Like… Wait, a fetish
is something I need.

625
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:51,921
Yeah

626
00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:52,611
And what's the other one?

627
00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:52,921
Kink.

628
00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:55,241
A kink is- Yeah … no,
kink is something I-

629
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:57,761
No, fetish, fetish is something you

630
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,611
need … something I need, and
a kink is- And kink is a want

631
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:00,531
So it's definitely my kink.

632
00:19:00,841 --> 00:19:01,351
Okay.

633
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,351
Um, I love that.

634
00:19:02,401 --> 00:19:03,661
I love to be there in the center.

635
00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:05,171
I don't even care if
you're back there with me.

636
00:19:05,171 --> 00:19:09,691
Like, that's hot, but I, I could be back
there with a toy and be like, "Watch me."

637
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:10,391
Yeah.

638
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:10,801
Yeah.

639
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:11,341
But that's-

640
00:19:12,341 --> 00:19:13,431
But you're an exhibitionist

641
00:19:13,501 --> 00:19:15,401
…
that's, that's, that's the kink in me.

642
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:15,911
Yeah.

643
00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:16,131
Yeah.

644
00:19:16,131 --> 00:19:20,965
I'm an exhibitionist, and I, I
like that, so But that took…

645
00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:26,365
I probably could, I probably was always
like that, because, I mean, I modeled when

646
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,135
I was little, so I didn't mind, you know?

647
00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:29,175
Otra vez.

648
00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:29,595
Yeah.

649
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,005
Don't talk, don't be saying otra

650
00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:32,185
vez.

651
00:19:32,185 --> 00:19:33,155
Otra vez with the modeling.

652
00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,135
Why are you getting mad?

653
00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:37,465
Why are you make- Yeah,
we joke around about stuff

654
00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:38,575
…
why are you making fun of
my Winnie the Pooh modeling?

655
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,575
We gotta bring up the fact
that you were a model.

656
00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:42,160
I'm just saying that I- Yes,
I know you were a model … I

657
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:42,475
was a model, and- You were a

658
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:42,775
Winnie the

659
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,005
Pooh model,

660
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:45,105
I

661
00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:47,855
know

662
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:48,740
…
babe.

663
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:49,625
I

664
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:49,815
know.

665
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:51,425
I'm just, I'm saying.

666
00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:51,855
Babe.

667
00:19:51,855 --> 00:19:53,075
I know the story.

668
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,955
Just the same way you call
me a, "Oh, I love you. You're

669
00:19:55,955 --> 00:19:57,085
so beautiful." You do that.

670
00:19:57,325 --> 00:20:00,835
So- … I like to be
the center of attention.

671
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:01,005
Yeah.

672
00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:01,355
Yeah.

673
00:20:01,455 --> 00:20:01,775
Yeah.

674
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:02,795
Well, you must be a Leo.

675
00:20:03,805 --> 00:20:05,285
Apparently I'm a Leo.

676
00:20:06,265 --> 00:20:08,345
I mean, I get a lot of Leo in me, so.

677
00:20:08,355 --> 00:20:09,035
Yeah, that's true.

678
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,115
And Leo does come in me.

679
00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:12,165
What?

680
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:13,715
Oh my gosh.

681
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:14,195
Yeah.

682
00:20:14,195 --> 00:20:14,645
Do you like that?

683
00:20:14,645 --> 00:20:15,695
That's suggestive.

684
00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:17,045
Yeah, that was good.

685
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:22,005
Uh, yeah, so, uh, while we were out
there, of course, we do our regular thing.

686
00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:23,105
We, we go back there- Mm-hmm

687
00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:24,115
a few different times.

688
00:20:24,285 --> 00:20:24,525
Yeah.

689
00:20:24,565 --> 00:20:28,135
Uh, the first time was, uh, was
just me and you, and I think-

690
00:20:29,425 --> 00:20:29,955
Our friends come

691
00:20:29,955 --> 00:20:31,055
…
our friends ended up showing up.

692
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:31,305
Yeah.

693
00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:31,805
Yeah.

694
00:20:31,805 --> 00:20:31,845
Yeah.

695
00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:33,065
And, 'cause I did not finish you.

696
00:20:33,115 --> 00:20:33,825
I didn't, I didn't finish,

697
00:20:33,825 --> 00:20:34,435
no.

698
00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:34,445
No.

699
00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:37,695
So- I mean, I had part,
playing a part in it

700
00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:39,095
…
oh my gosh, yeah.

701
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:39,495
But-

702
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:46,055
Um, yeah, so that turned out, you know,
for a while there, I was, uh, I was a part

703
00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:47,815
of a double blowjob thing, which is- Yeah

704
00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:48,845
always a good time.

705
00:20:49,175 --> 00:20:49,335
Yeah.

706
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:54,305
Uh, that, that I think, I think
most guys will agree, without having

707
00:20:54,305 --> 00:20:59,575
to coax it, the double blowjob is
by far one of the hottest things

708
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,375
that any guy could ever get.

709
00:21:01,455 --> 00:21:02,645
I, you've told me that.

710
00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:04,635
I think most guys would agree on that.

711
00:21:04,635 --> 00:21:06,015
Now, I can't speak for everybody.

712
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,925
Obviously, there's some guys
that don't like- Hey, guys

713
00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:08,245
blowjobs at

714
00:21:08,245 --> 00:21:08,325
all.

715
00:21:08,325 --> 00:21:11,155
Y'all are gonna have to
tell us, what do you like?

716
00:21:11,975 --> 00:21:12,425
A double blowjob.

717
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:13,715
Is that, is that the best?

718
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:14,325
I mean, I'm sure.

719
00:21:14,325 --> 00:21:14,385
I was gonna-

720
00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:15,415
I mean, that's a lot of coverage

721
00:21:15,415 --> 00:21:16,135
…
well, yeah.

722
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:16,275
I

723
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,725
was- That's a lot of coverage at once.

724
00:21:17,745 --> 00:21:18,115
It is.

725
00:21:18,215 --> 00:21:18,905
You know what I'm saying?

726
00:21:18,925 --> 00:21:19,075
Yeah.

727
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:21,505
Balls and shaft all at once.

728
00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:21,825
Yeah.

729
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,985
You don't have to switch.

730
00:21:22,995 --> 00:21:23,295
Yeah.

731
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:26,595
And, you know, I mean, unless you're just
really small and you can fit the whole

732
00:21:26,605 --> 00:21:29,645
balls and shaft- Yeah … in your mouth,
in which case, well, I mean, that's…

733
00:21:30,075 --> 00:21:30,565
That's all right

734
00:21:30,815 --> 00:21:32,005
…
that's just, I mean, that's-

735
00:21:32,035 --> 00:21:32,905
You're still gonna get it.

736
00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:33,275
Yeah.

737
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:33,592
It's all good.

738
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,085
But I mean, you don't have
to go through all that, you

739
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:35,555
know?

740
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:35,705
Yeah.

741
00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:36,555
You don't need two people.

742
00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:36,835
That's right.

743
00:21:36,835 --> 00:21:37,215
You just need one.

744
00:21:37,435 --> 00:21:37,655
Just one.

745
00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:38,535
Um, yeah.

746
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:39,155
That is fun.

747
00:21:39,205 --> 00:21:40,695
I was gonna sit on your face.

748
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:42,085
Yeah, I don't know why you didn't.

749
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,905
I just decided to lay on my
back and have her husband

750
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:45,825
eat me out.

751
00:21:45,825 --> 00:21:46,775
But that was pretty hot.

752
00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:47,505
I'm not gonna say,

753
00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:47,798
I'm not gonna lie there.

754
00:21:47,798 --> 00:21:47,831
Yeah.

755
00:21:47,831 --> 00:21:51,005
So I was, I was right next, I was
giving Adam a blowjob with our friend,

756
00:21:51,415 --> 00:21:54,505
and then I decided, I was like,
"Mm, should I sit on Adam's face?"

757
00:21:54,535 --> 00:21:59,475
And I was like, "Mm, I'ma leave
him a little bit clean. Let me, um,

758
00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:00,755
let me lay down and have-" Yeah,

759
00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:02,155
she celebrated my birthday-

760
00:22:02,165 --> 00:22:02,905
I did

761
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:03,575
…
essentially.

762
00:22:03,585 --> 00:22:04,375
I did.

763
00:22:04,385 --> 00:22:04,635
Yeah.

764
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:04,795
She, we

765
00:22:04,795 --> 00:22:05,195
were- It's okay.

766
00:22:05,195 --> 00:22:06,585
We celebrate each other's birthday.

767
00:22:06,595 --> 00:22:07,565
Oh, we absolutely do.

768
00:22:07,565 --> 00:22:07,965
Yeah.

769
00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:08,265
Yeah.

770
00:22:08,265 --> 00:22:08,310
I

771
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,795
mean, you had a big orgy on mine.

772
00:22:11,019 --> 00:22:11,389
Oh, yeah.

773
00:22:11,389 --> 00:22:11,489
Yeah.

774
00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:12,309
Yeah.

775
00:22:12,309 --> 00:22:12,336
Yeah.

776
00:22:12,336 --> 00:22:12,584
That was a, that was a good- Mm-hmm

777
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:12,721
that was a good night.

778
00:22:12,721 --> 00:22:13,289
That was a good one.

779
00:22:13,289 --> 00:22:13,829
It was a good night.

780
00:22:13,829 --> 00:22:13,859
That

781
00:22:13,859 --> 00:22:14,319
was a good one.

782
00:22:14,319 --> 00:22:15,199
Yeah.

783
00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:15,559
Yeah.

784
00:22:15,629 --> 00:22:15,979
Yeah.

785
00:22:16,479 --> 00:22:18,959
So yeah, we definitely do birthdays right.

786
00:22:18,969 --> 00:22:19,229
Oh, yeah, we do.

787
00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:19,809
That's for sure.

788
00:22:19,809 --> 00:22:20,109
Yeah.

789
00:22:20,259 --> 00:22:21,239
Um, and-

790
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,259
Well, we know when we have our
certain friends, like we're…

791
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,489
We were missing our besties.

792
00:22:25,499 --> 00:22:25,519
Yeah.

793
00:22:25,689 --> 00:22:30,909
And had our besties been there, it
would've just been even a larger party.

794
00:22:30,989 --> 00:22:31,969
Yeah, yeah.

795
00:22:32,339 --> 00:22:34,419
It was, it was definitely a lot of fun.

796
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:38,529
Um, I love the club.

797
00:22:38,539 --> 00:22:40,399
The club takes care of us as always.

798
00:22:40,399 --> 00:22:41,889
You know, it was a great time there.

799
00:22:42,309 --> 00:22:47,719
At the, the midnight marker,
they call the lap dances.

800
00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:48,339
Yes.

801
00:22:48,899 --> 00:22:49,079
Yes.

802
00:22:49,099 --> 00:22:51,229
And, uh, that was fun.

803
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:55,569
Uh, I got lap dances from you and,
uh, a couple of other friends.

804
00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:56,059
Mm-hmm.

805
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,649
Uh, a good friend of, uh, one of our
good friends gave me a lap dance,

806
00:22:59,649 --> 00:23:01,079
and oh my gosh, like she was…

807
00:23:01,809 --> 00:23:03,919
Ooh, she, she got it, she got it hot.

808
00:23:03,929 --> 00:23:07,259
Like she was… She- I walked away
and I was like, "Oh, I'm walking

809
00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:09,559
away, uh, a little stiff." Yeah.

810
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:12,039
Uh, but yeah, that was,
that was a lot of fun.

811
00:23:12,139 --> 00:23:12,519
Yeah.

812
00:23:12,579 --> 00:23:15,999
Um, what time did we end up leaving there?

813
00:23:16,089 --> 00:23:18,359
Well, I think you said 1:30.

814
00:23:18,499 --> 00:23:19,639
Yeah, that sounds about

815
00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:19,719
right.

816
00:23:19,719 --> 00:23:21,849
Well, at somewhere we had got there.

817
00:23:23,889 --> 00:23:26,289
Let's go back to what we… I
had two of my little buddies.

818
00:23:26,309 --> 00:23:26,749
Yeah.

819
00:23:27,109 --> 00:23:33,959
And then I had pretty much two cups
of two ounces each of that stuff.

820
00:23:34,009 --> 00:23:34,429
Right.

821
00:23:35,099 --> 00:23:36,909
And I'm sitting there and
I'm drinking it, right?

822
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,019
Then we go to the back.

823
00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:43,169
But did we notice it when we were in the
back, or did we notice when we came back?

824
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:43,999
When we came back.

825
00:23:43,999 --> 00:23:44,029
When

826
00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:45,069
we came back, I was like-

827
00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:47,927
I'm high

828
00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:48,917
Oh, man.

829
00:23:48,957 --> 00:23:53,597
I could see you, and you were to the moon.

830
00:23:53,607 --> 00:23:56,047
Like, there, y- you always tell
me- Yeah … when, when I'm like

831
00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:58,787
that, that you can tell, like,
there's nobody behind the wheel.

832
00:23:58,847 --> 00:23:59,147
Yeah.

833
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:00,897
Uh, the glaze over.

834
00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:01,087
Like-

835
00:24:01,097 --> 00:24:02,537
I was blazed.

836
00:24:02,807 --> 00:24:03,017
Yeah.

837
00:24:03,157 --> 00:24:03,877
I was lit.

838
00:24:04,327 --> 00:24:04,447
Yeah.

839
00:24:04,957 --> 00:24:06,447
Like, it was amazing.

840
00:24:06,467 --> 00:24:09,027
And so… Oh, that's right,
'cause when we came back I was

841
00:24:09,037 --> 00:24:10,237
like, "I need to eat something."

842
00:24:10,507 --> 00:24:14,377
I felt like… You know when
you drink liquor and it hits

843
00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:15,697
you real hot in your belly?

844
00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:16,017
Yeah.

845
00:24:16,117 --> 00:24:16,597
Okay.

846
00:24:17,637 --> 00:24:20,377
You know when that's kinda goes
away but you still have, like,

847
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:21,707
the, a little bit of heat?

848
00:24:22,107 --> 00:24:22,317
Yeah.

849
00:24:22,317 --> 00:24:22,997
It's still hot.

850
00:24:23,107 --> 00:24:23,367
Yeah.

851
00:24:23,717 --> 00:24:26,107
That's what it felt like, and I
was like, "I'm gonna throw up."

852
00:24:26,557 --> 00:24:26,797
Oof.

853
00:24:27,107 --> 00:24:27,467
Yeah.

854
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:31,207
And so I sat back and I drank some water.

855
00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:34,217
And I or- well, we came from the
back and immediately we stopped

856
00:24:34,217 --> 00:24:35,417
at the bar to order our food.

857
00:24:35,587 --> 00:24:35,937
Yeah.

858
00:24:35,937 --> 00:24:36,167
Yeah.

859
00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:38,837
And sat down, waited.

860
00:24:38,837 --> 00:24:41,847
But man, I don't know how I got through.

861
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,347
You know, you were definitely peaking.

862
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:47,897
It eventually dropped off e-
a little bit before you ate.

863
00:24:48,017 --> 00:24:48,307
Yeah.

864
00:24:48,307 --> 00:24:50,687
The, I could tell you were
starting to come down a little bit.

865
00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:52,967
Uh, maybe it was from all the dancing.

866
00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:53,957
You did do a lot of dancing.

867
00:24:53,957 --> 00:24:55,037
I tried, yeah.

868
00:24:55,187 --> 00:24:55,647
Yeah.

869
00:24:55,707 --> 00:24:55,847
I

870
00:24:55,847 --> 00:24:55,927
did.

871
00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,347
Yeah, you did a lot of dancing.

872
00:24:57,797 --> 00:25:01,387
Uh, you know, I got to see
something new this weekend.

873
00:25:01,977 --> 00:25:02,457
What was that?

874
00:25:02,817 --> 00:25:06,417
Uh, you were very, uh, forward.

875
00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:07,257
I was-

876
00:25:07,357 --> 00:25:07,847
A bit more

877
00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:08,597
…
very-

878
00:25:08,627 --> 00:25:08,947
Yeah

879
00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:09,667
…
forward.

880
00:25:09,737 --> 00:25:10,037
Yeah,

881
00:25:10,037 --> 00:25:10,057
I was.

882
00:25:10,057 --> 00:25:12,707
Uh, something that you were,
you were going into this weekend

883
00:25:12,707 --> 00:25:16,597
trying to be your, uh, put your
sluttiest foot forward, so to speak.

884
00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:17,597
I try.

885
00:25:17,697 --> 00:25:18,237
Yeah.

886
00:25:18,277 --> 00:25:18,597
Yeah.

887
00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:20,997
So you said, "I'm gonna, I'm gonna do-"

888
00:25:21,317 --> 00:25:22,108
I'm gonna do what feels good

889
00:25:22,108 --> 00:25:22,381
…
I'm gonna do what feels good.

890
00:25:22,381 --> 00:25:23,387
Mm-hmm.

891
00:25:23,487 --> 00:25:23,757
Yeah.

892
00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:26,587
And so how'd that work out for you?

893
00:25:26,643 --> 00:25:30,693
Hey, so we wanna talk about
something that actually is kind of

894
00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:32,713
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895
00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:33,353
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896
00:25:33,993 --> 00:25:36,793
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897
00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,033
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898
00:25:39,273 --> 00:25:43,513
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899
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:48,413
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should really actually know about.

900
00:25:48,553 --> 00:25:50,133
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901
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,593
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902
00:25:53,043 --> 00:25:56,633
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903
00:25:57,073 --> 00:26:01,733
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904
00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:03,893
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905
00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:08,363
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906
00:26:08,593 --> 00:26:10,703
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907
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908
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909
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910
00:26:19,493 --> 00:26:20,573
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911
00:26:20,763 --> 00:26:21,733
Okay, now back to it.

912
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:22,823
Back to it

913
00:26:23,307 --> 00:26:23,877
Worked out great.

914
00:26:23,877 --> 00:26:24,267
Yeah?

915
00:26:24,577 --> 00:26:31,337
Um, as I said, I y- I was blowing you,
and then our friend's husband took over.

916
00:26:31,427 --> 00:26:32,207
Our friend took over.

917
00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:35,537
And so then I was like, "Hmm,
I'm gonna lay down," and I had

918
00:26:35,537 --> 00:26:36,697
her husband come eat me out.

919
00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:44,387
And then I was done, and so he was
watching y'all, so I went around and

920
00:26:44,387 --> 00:26:49,527
I was like, "Hmm. Ooh, he's still
hard. I'm gonna rub him." So I kinda

921
00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:50,797
rubbed him in front of your face.

922
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:51,577
Oh, my God.

923
00:26:51,587 --> 00:26:52,127
Forget it.

924
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:54,447
Not, like, in front, but,
like, against the wall.

925
00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:54,777
Yeah.

926
00:26:54,777 --> 00:26:55,017
Yeah.

927
00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:57,207
And, and she, they weren't
looking that close to me.

928
00:26:58,267 --> 00:26:58,287
Yeah.

929
00:26:58,297 --> 00:26:59,547
But, uh, yeah.

930
00:26:59,547 --> 00:27:00,107
And you, I caught

931
00:27:00,177 --> 00:27:00,527
your eye.

932
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:01,277
And in the… Oh, yeah, man.

933
00:27:01,277 --> 00:27:05,217
In the distance I saw you, and, you
know, it was this… It looked…

934
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:10,797
It could have been the cover of a
fucking VHS- Mm … pornographic movie.

935
00:27:11,017 --> 00:27:11,517
Yeah.

936
00:27:11,577 --> 00:27:16,897
Because the way you kind of had
your leg placement over him-

937
00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:17,347
Uh-huh

938
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,517
…
and you had your arm behind
him, and you had your hand-

939
00:27:20,587 --> 00:27:20,757
Uh-huh

940
00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:21,227
there.

941
00:27:21,617 --> 00:27:26,897
And I mean, I'm literally having sex
with his wife- … looking up at you

942
00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:31,167
and watching him get harder in your
hands, and you're just, like, making

943
00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,247
the sexiest fucking face at me.

944
00:27:33,587 --> 00:27:36,773
And I was like, "Pff" Done.

945
00:27:37,963 --> 00:27:38,303
Done.

946
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:40,273
Dead.

947
00:27:41,153 --> 00:27:41,823
Over.

948
00:27:42,643 --> 00:27:43,873
Sayonara, baby.

949
00:27:44,123 --> 00:27:45,103
That was it.

950
00:27:45,173 --> 00:27:46,083
That sent me over.

951
00:27:46,113 --> 00:27:46,633
Because that's-

952
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:47,793
That sent me over and over and over

953
00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:49,663
that's something he doesn't ever see.

954
00:27:49,823 --> 00:27:50,233
No, it's rare.

955
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:53,893
We were literally just talking about…
Oh, I didn't realize that you had just

956
00:27:53,893 --> 00:27:55,243
brought that up in conversation to me.

957
00:27:55,253 --> 00:27:56,153
Yes, ma'am, I did.

958
00:27:56,153 --> 00:27:57,533
I did not even think about that.

959
00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,153
Oh, that just came naturally.

960
00:27:59,163 --> 00:27:59,653
Wow.

961
00:27:59,793 --> 00:27:59,983
Wow.

962
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:00,203
Yeah, that came naturally.

963
00:28:00,203 --> 00:28:00,413
That

964
00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:02,613
just became even more of a turn-on.

965
00:28:02,663 --> 00:28:03,393
Yeah.

966
00:28:03,393 --> 00:28:03,513
Yeah.

967
00:28:03,513 --> 00:28:03,983
That's hot.

968
00:28:04,063 --> 00:28:05,593
I forgot we talked about it.

969
00:28:05,603 --> 00:28:06,243
Mm-hmm.

970
00:28:06,243 --> 00:28:06,793
We sure did.

971
00:28:06,793 --> 00:28:09,383
Um, yeah, so I did that.

972
00:28:11,943 --> 00:28:15,143
And, um, it was fun.

973
00:28:15,163 --> 00:28:20,523
Then we, then we went, got some food,
because mama bear hair was elevated.

974
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:20,913
Oh,

975
00:28:20,973 --> 00:28:23,153
man, she… And you
tore that shit up, huh?

976
00:28:23,253 --> 00:28:25,403
It got there, and I had the fries.

977
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:26,293
I hadn't had the pizza yet.

978
00:28:26,293 --> 00:28:26,313
The

979
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:27,143
fries were damn

980
00:28:27,143 --> 00:28:27,173
good.

981
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:27,493
Yeah.

982
00:28:27,503 --> 00:28:30,273
And then I was like, "You
need to taste these fries."

983
00:28:30,523 --> 00:28:33,073
Oh, man, I tore, I- And that was
it … I helped her tear 'em up too.

984
00:28:33,223 --> 00:28:34,913
I found the ketchup after the fact.

985
00:28:35,673 --> 00:28:37,263
I didn't even realize there was ketchup.

986
00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:39,413
Oh, that was the, that was
the sauce that was up there.

987
00:28:39,703 --> 00:28:40,393
Oh.

988
00:28:40,563 --> 00:28:41,423
Oh, funny.

989
00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:41,683
Anyway.

990
00:28:41,683 --> 00:28:41,823
Hmm.

991
00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:44,863
It was… Their, so their food is amazing.

992
00:28:45,063 --> 00:28:46,823
Yeah, it really did not disappoint.

993
00:28:46,823 --> 00:28:47,173
Yeah.

994
00:28:47,473 --> 00:28:51,823
Um, and so when it was finally…
Y- y- what I, I wanted to

995
00:28:51,823 --> 00:28:53,523
try and make it to 2:00.

996
00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:53,993
Yes.

997
00:28:54,773 --> 00:29:00,883
Um, but honestly, by around 1:30, I
wanna say we were both kinda like-

998
00:29:00,893 --> 00:29:02,283
Yeah, we went to the back one more time

999
00:29:02,903 --> 00:29:04,093
…
well, you put me out.

1000
00:29:04,563 --> 00:29:04,913
Yeah.

1001
00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:05,983
Yeah, again.

1002
00:29:07,323 --> 00:29:08,253
Yeah, again.

1003
00:29:08,283 --> 00:29:09,623
This time was inside me.

1004
00:29:10,223 --> 00:29:10,543
Yeah.

1005
00:29:10,593 --> 00:29:11,573
Oh, wait, on me.

1006
00:29:11,573 --> 00:29:12,528
I

1007
00:29:12,528 --> 00:29:14,253
f- I lost track.

1008
00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:14,933
Yeah, me too.

1009
00:29:15,093 --> 00:29:15,573
I don't know.

1010
00:29:16,103 --> 00:29:18,383
I just know I was fucking done.

1011
00:29:18,393 --> 00:29:18,413
Yeah.

1012
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,033
Like, after that, like, that was it.

1013
00:29:20,363 --> 00:29:20,553
Mm-hmm.

1014
00:29:20,573 --> 00:29:26,443
And, uh, it was like, "Okay, so let's
go ahead and go to the hotel. We'll take

1015
00:29:26,443 --> 00:29:27,793
our food, and we'll go to the hotel."

1016
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:28,403
Mm-hmm.

1017
00:29:28,423 --> 00:29:31,253
"
We'll find somebody to
come over and, and fuck."

1018
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:31,913
Yes.

1019
00:29:31,973 --> 00:29:33,643
And it's like, "Hell yeah, let's do that."

1020
00:29:33,643 --> 00:29:34,103
Yeah.

1021
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:38,793
And we get to the hotel, and as soon
as you walk in and the cold air hits

1022
00:29:38,793 --> 00:29:42,823
and you hear that loud hum and you
put the pizza off to the side and you

1023
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,793
take off your clothes and you get into
the cold bed, and it's like, "Nah."

1024
00:29:47,103 --> 00:29:47,753
Nah.

1025
00:29:47,803 --> 00:29:49,193
"
Nah, it's good."

1026
00:29:49,203 --> 00:29:50,053
It's all good.

1027
00:29:50,063 --> 00:29:50,423
"
It's good."

1028
00:29:50,503 --> 00:29:50,903
Yeah.

1029
00:29:50,953 --> 00:29:52,833
"
Let's just, uh, watch some TV."

1030
00:29:53,143 --> 00:29:53,323
Yeah.

1031
00:29:53,363 --> 00:29:54,643
Uh, and that's what we did.

1032
00:29:54,643 --> 00:29:55,943
We totally vegged out, man.

1033
00:29:56,623 --> 00:29:57,993
Oh, it was beautiful.

1034
00:29:58,203 --> 00:29:59,473
Guys, it was amazing.

1035
00:29:59,473 --> 00:30:01,673
Like, I slept so good.

1036
00:30:02,663 --> 00:30:02,993
Yeah.

1037
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:03,753
It was- She

1038
00:30:03,753 --> 00:30:04,063
did

1039
00:30:04,063 --> 00:30:06,223
…
oh, it was so nice.

1040
00:30:06,223 --> 00:30:06,673
She was out.

1041
00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:06,873
I was out.

1042
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:06,883
Yeah.

1043
00:30:06,883 --> 00:30:07,453
That was good.

1044
00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:11,413
We ate our pizza, 'cause we had
leftover pizza from the first place.

1045
00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:11,453
Yep.

1046
00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:13,353
And then leftover pizza from the club.

1047
00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:13,823
Yep.

1048
00:30:13,983 --> 00:30:15,153
And it was so good.

1049
00:30:15,163 --> 00:30:15,743
You know I

1050
00:30:15,743 --> 00:30:15,763
love pizza.

1051
00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:19,643
And we had sweets because we
went to Walmart beforehand.

1052
00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:20,063
Oh my gosh, yeah.

1053
00:30:20,143 --> 00:30:21,323
We know how to load up, don't we?

1054
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:21,843
Yeah.

1055
00:30:22,183 --> 00:30:23,838
And then, um- Goodness

1056
00:30:23,838 --> 00:30:24,103
gracious.

1057
00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:24,313
Mm.

1058
00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:26,723
Yeah, then that was it.

1059
00:30:26,753 --> 00:30:27,803
We went to bed.

1060
00:30:30,341 --> 00:30:32,001
And in the morning we had sex

1061
00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:36,401
We had a lot of sex in the morning Yeah
I, I actually, uh, I woke you up once

1062
00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:37,931
in the middle of the night, uh- Yeah

1063
00:30:37,931 --> 00:30:41,551
and then we had sex, uh, or, well,
in the middle, middle of the morning,

1064
00:30:41,911 --> 00:30:44,631
and then, uh, we slept a little
bit more, and then I woke you up

1065
00:30:44,691 --> 00:30:44,981
Yeah

1066
00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:45,451
Yeah.

1067
00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:46,331
So it was- It

1068
00:30:46,331 --> 00:30:46,811
was nice

1069
00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:50,731
…
it was, uh, it was some good time,
good time there Yeah Uh, we ended up l-

1070
00:30:50,941 --> 00:30:57,121
checking out of the hotel, and we met
some friends for, for some breakfast

1071
00:30:57,121 --> 00:30:57,911
Yeah

1072
00:30:57,911 --> 00:30:59,871
At a really nice Mexican restaurant.

1073
00:31:00,021 --> 00:31:00,951
I loved it, man.

1074
00:31:00,951 --> 00:31:01,131
The food

1075
00:31:01,141 --> 00:31:01,411
was

1076
00:31:01,411 --> 00:31:04,531
delicious It was good It was…
It sh- is exactly what I needed-

1077
00:31:04,581 --> 00:31:05,011
Yeah

1078
00:31:05,011 --> 00:31:07,091
…
to kind of rejuvenate me-

1079
00:31:07,151 --> 00:31:07,681
Yeah

1080
00:31:07,681 --> 00:31:12,571
…
uh, besides my Dutch Bros. Yeah
Uh, and that followed up with what?

1081
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:14,221
We saw The Odyssey.

1082
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:14,771
That was a great

1083
00:31:14,771 --> 00:31:16,461
one We saw The Odyssey.

1084
00:31:16,461 --> 00:31:20,171
That was a good, um,
that was a good movie.

1085
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:20,431
Yeah.

1086
00:31:20,431 --> 00:31:22,661
You know, the book was
my favorite, uh- Yeah

1087
00:31:22,661 --> 00:31:25,131
growing up and, you know,
I always had a copy.

1088
00:31:25,131 --> 00:31:28,051
I think I turned my kids
onto the, to the book.

1089
00:31:28,181 --> 00:31:28,581
Yeah

1090
00:31:28,681 --> 00:31:31,661
And, uh, yeah, the movie
did not disappoint.

1091
00:31:31,941 --> 00:31:32,511
It was good.

1092
00:31:32,561 --> 00:31:33,281
It really was

1093
00:31:33,281 --> 00:31:33,534
It was

1094
00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:33,661
good.

1095
00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:39,571
I thought I was getting it
in, in IMAX, but I didn't.

1096
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,411
I got it in some kind of
surround sound or something.

1097
00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:44,881
It's a 70 millimeter.

1098
00:31:44,881 --> 00:31:44,891
Yeah.

1099
00:31:44,891 --> 00:31:44,921
Yeah 70 millimeter.

1100
00:31:44,921 --> 00:31:44,971
It, it was still good.

1101
00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:45,011
Hey, it was great.

1102
00:31:45,011 --> 00:31:45,021
Yeah.

1103
00:31:45,021 --> 00:31:45,071
I thought it was great.

1104
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:45,741
I- It was so- It

1105
00:31:50,171 --> 00:31:50,921
was wonderful

1106
00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:54,195
different.

1107
00:31:54,775 --> 00:31:58,155
It kind of reminded me, who,
to, who made that movie?

1108
00:31:58,485 --> 00:31:59,995
That was a Christopher Nolan film.

1109
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:00,895
What else did he, does he do?

1110
00:32:00,895 --> 00:32:04,025
So he did the, uh, the Batman trilogies.

1111
00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:04,495
Okay

1112
00:32:04,595 --> 00:32:06,905
Uh, you know, Batman Begins-
Kinda had that look … the

1113
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:07,945
Joker, you know, all that stuff.

1114
00:32:07,955 --> 00:32:08,345
Right?

1115
00:32:08,905 --> 00:32:10,775
Yeah, all of his movies
seem to have that look- Yeah

1116
00:32:10,785 --> 00:32:12,625
'cause he also did, uh, Interstellar.

1117
00:32:12,775 --> 00:32:12,875
Oh.

1118
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:13,795
You know?

1119
00:32:14,135 --> 00:32:14,255
Yeah.

1120
00:32:14,255 --> 00:32:16,035
So it's all that same kinda look.

1121
00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:16,285
Yeah.

1122
00:32:16,305 --> 00:32:19,105
It's the same kinda colors, the same-
Yeah … views, the same kinda shots.

1123
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:19,395
Yeah.

1124
00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:20,065
It was a

1125
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:20,565
real- Everything's a little bit

1126
00:32:20,715 --> 00:32:21,145
darker.

1127
00:32:21,175 --> 00:32:21,675
Yeah.

1128
00:32:21,675 --> 00:32:21,735
Yeah.

1129
00:32:21,735 --> 00:32:23,355
It was a really good movie.

1130
00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:26,655
Um, but yeah, we're
gonna go see Spider-Man.

1131
00:32:26,725 --> 00:32:27,935
God, I forgot to buy the tickets again.

1132
00:32:28,605 --> 00:32:34,745
We're gonna go see Spider-Man on
Saturday, so I'm gonna try to get some

1133
00:32:35,895 --> 00:32:39,755
different tickets for that, either
IMAX or, I don't know, something fun.

1134
00:32:40,275 --> 00:32:44,325
Yeah, yeah, you know, and, uh,
to kinda cap off my birthday,

1135
00:32:44,725 --> 00:32:51,085
I essentially get to enjoy this
entire week, uh, as my last week-

1136
00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:51,835
Yes

1137
00:32:52,185 --> 00:32:53,275
…
being home.

1138
00:32:53,815 --> 00:32:54,115
Yes.

1139
00:32:54,125 --> 00:33:00,165
Because I begin my new job on, uh,
Monday, uh, which is really, really cool.

1140
00:33:00,175 --> 00:33:01,775
I'm not gonna say what
it is here because- Is it

1141
00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:02,325
Monday?

1142
00:33:02,995 --> 00:33:03,395
Yeah.

1143
00:33:03,935 --> 00:33:04,665
Wow.

1144
00:33:04,705 --> 00:33:05,595
It's on Monday.

1145
00:33:05,655 --> 00:33:06,055
Nice.

1146
00:33:06,505 --> 00:33:13,279
Uh, so I start officially my, uh,
I, I, I Go into retirement from

1147
00:33:13,289 --> 00:33:17,269
unemployment and, uh, go back into the
workforce, so I'm excited about that.

1148
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:18,749
Uh- I'm excited.

1149
00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:23,419
Yeah, I get to co-mingle
back with, uh, actual adults

1150
00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:25,039
instead of being home all day.

1151
00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:29,679
You guys gotta understand, yeah, I make
content, and yeah, we do this show, but,

1152
00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:37,469
uh, I talk to myself a lot throughout
the day because the walls don't talk

1153
00:33:37,479 --> 00:33:40,219
back and neither does my cat, my pod cat.

1154
00:33:40,699 --> 00:33:46,499
Uh, so yeah, you know, it's gonna be nice
to get back into a social setting, uh, get

1155
00:33:46,509 --> 00:33:49,819
back to, uh, feeling worth again- Mm-hmm

1156
00:33:49,829 --> 00:33:53,049
because, uh, you know, nothing's
harder than not having a job.

1157
00:33:53,069 --> 00:33:54,439
You kinda feel worthless.

1158
00:33:54,979 --> 00:33:57,889
Uh, so it's gonna be
nice to get back into it.

1159
00:33:57,889 --> 00:33:58,449
I'm excited.

1160
00:33:58,769 --> 00:33:59,699
I'm excited for you.

1161
00:33:59,729 --> 00:34:00,039
Yeah.

1162
00:34:00,379 --> 00:34:03,199
Uh, the hard part is gonna
be keeping up with the shows

1163
00:34:03,199 --> 00:34:04,549
and keeping up with content.

1164
00:34:05,589 --> 00:34:07,389
So I'm just gonna throw
this out here, guys.

1165
00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:09,619
I'm gonna say this very,
very clearly to you.

1166
00:34:10,629 --> 00:34:11,819
I'm going back to work.

1167
00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:19,859
If you want me to s- I don't know,
come back home and put great, great

1168
00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:24,099
work into the show and great, great
work into The Bald Truth and all

1169
00:34:24,099 --> 00:34:25,609
the- Oh, no … TikTok content-

1170
00:34:25,629 --> 00:34:26,679
I know you're not gonna say it

1171
00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:30,469
…
I need you guys to really
just, I don't know, hit up

1172
00:34:30,489 --> 00:34:32,329
those affiliates that we have.

1173
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:37,439
Hit up the, you know, all the links that
we send you out there, and you know,

1174
00:34:37,499 --> 00:34:39,909
even on our website there's a buy me…

1175
00:34:40,169 --> 00:34:41,649
buy m- buy my coffee.

1176
00:34:42,169 --> 00:34:45,949
Uh, you know, there's an area where you
can, you can, you can buy our Patreon.

1177
00:34:46,509 --> 00:34:47,619
How cool is that?

1178
00:34:47,739 --> 00:34:48,679
How cool is that?

1179
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:48,729
Mm-hmm.

1180
00:34:48,729 --> 00:34:51,619
I mean, that's really cool
because our Patreon is the only

1181
00:34:51,619 --> 00:34:56,549
place where our lives, our live
streaming that we do on Thursdays-

1182
00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:56,929
Yeah

1183
00:34:58,119 --> 00:34:59,509
…
is actually on Patreon.

1184
00:34:59,519 --> 00:34:59,529
Oh.

1185
00:34:59,529 --> 00:35:00,939
That's the only other place
that you can watch it.

1186
00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:01,329
Okay.

1187
00:35:01,609 --> 00:35:01,889
Yeah.

1188
00:35:01,909 --> 00:35:03,049
If you don't log in that day.

1189
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:04,669
If you don't log in that day.

1190
00:35:04,919 --> 00:35:05,019
Yeah.

1191
00:35:05,049 --> 00:35:05,719
Uh, yeah.

1192
00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:09,259
So, uh, I'm just saying, uh, you know-
Yeah … if there's several of y'all- I

1193
00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:10,699
would love to stay home … who do that.

1194
00:35:11,299 --> 00:35:11,319
Yeah.

1195
00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:12,279
I can stay home.

1196
00:35:12,359 --> 00:35:12,959
That's right.

1197
00:35:12,969 --> 00:35:14,019
She can stay home.

1198
00:35:14,709 --> 00:35:17,999
And, uh- And he can- … if several more
of y'all do that, we can both stay home.

1199
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:18,579
There you

1200
00:35:18,579 --> 00:35:19,759
go.

1201
00:35:19,759 --> 00:35:20,959
And this can be a full-time job.

1202
00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:24,129
But 'til then, I'm gonna be working
and I'm gonna be doing my best to

1203
00:35:24,129 --> 00:35:26,679
keep, uh, the balance up on everything.

1204
00:35:27,129 --> 00:35:27,629
Um-

1205
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,589
You got this.

1206
00:35:28,619 --> 00:35:30,049
Yeah, I think so.

1207
00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:30,709
You got this.

1208
00:35:30,759 --> 00:35:31,399
I think so.

1209
00:35:31,449 --> 00:35:31,639
Yeah.

1210
00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:32,709
I feel pretty good about it.

1211
00:35:32,809 --> 00:35:33,169
Yeah.

1212
00:35:33,169 --> 00:35:33,179
Yeah.

1213
00:35:34,739 --> 00:35:34,769
I love you.

1214
00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:35,319
I love you

1215
00:35:36,249 --> 00:35:36,479
too.

1216
00:35:36,949 --> 00:35:37,129
That,

1217
00:35:37,829 --> 00:35:39,259
that's a true love story right there.

1218
00:35:40,209 --> 00:35:43,809
So all in all, my birthday was
frigging awesome, and I wanna

1219
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:47,339
say thank you to my lovely wife
here for putting it all together.

1220
00:35:47,629 --> 00:35:51,629
Thank you to all of our friends, you
know who you are, who are always around.

1221
00:35:51,989 --> 00:35:54,049
Uh, and we love spending
time with you guys.

1222
00:35:54,059 --> 00:35:54,079
Yeah.

1223
00:35:54,099 --> 00:35:56,819
And, uh, everybody who came
out, everybody who showed out.

1224
00:35:57,199 --> 00:36:01,889
Uh, as you can see, if, if you have
FOMO, if you're listening to this

1225
00:36:01,889 --> 00:36:06,479
right now and you have FOMO, fear of
missing out, you're really, really

1226
00:36:06,879 --> 00:36:08,919
upset you weren't there, guess what?

1227
00:36:09,129 --> 00:36:11,099
There's always opportunities to see us.

1228
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,479
We always list them.

1229
00:36:12,789 --> 00:36:14,799
Uh, so yeah, just keep track of us.

1230
00:36:14,819 --> 00:36:15,359
Yeah.

1231
00:36:15,509 --> 00:36:16,029
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1232
00:36:16,029 --> 00:36:16,609
I like that.

1233
00:36:16,699 --> 00:36:16,939
Yeah.

1234
00:36:17,619 --> 00:36:17,899
Yeah.

1235
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:22,409
Thank you, everybody, and thank
you again to everybody that showed

1236
00:36:22,419 --> 00:36:26,969
up, and thank you to the club for
always being freaking awesome.

1237
00:36:27,169 --> 00:36:27,509
Yeah.

1238
00:36:27,579 --> 00:36:28,439
You guys rock.

1239
00:36:29,459 --> 00:36:33,509
And hey, if you've got your own
confession, your question, or

1240
00:36:33,509 --> 00:36:38,639
story, anonymous or not, head to
beyond-monogamy.com and leave it for us.

1241
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:41,709
Uh, you might just hear us talk
about it on a future episode.

1242
00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:42,789
Most likely you will.

1243
00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:43,299
You will.

1244
00:36:43,339 --> 00:36:43,639
Yeah.

1245
00:36:43,699 --> 00:36:43,999
Yeah.

1246
00:36:44,299 --> 00:36:46,549
Uh, while you're on that
site, poke around, though.

1247
00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:50,959
You'll find every past episode, clips from
the show, our merch store, which my lovely

1248
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:56,249
wife has created a lot of stuff there,
our blog, which I write, and of course,

1249
00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:58,259
that confessional that we just mentioned.

1250
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:03,109
Uh, don't forget, every Thursday evening
at 7:00 PM Central, we go live right

1251
00:37:03,109 --> 00:37:07,329
there on our website, totally free to
watch, no strings attached, and you

1252
00:37:07,329 --> 00:37:09,979
can actually interact with us live.

1253
00:37:10,009 --> 00:37:11,569
Hey, technology's incredible.

1254
00:37:12,539 --> 00:37:12,819
It is.

1255
00:37:12,989 --> 00:37:13,329
Yeah.

1256
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:13,769
I love it

1257
00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:17,019
Did you just realize that at 44?

1258
00:37:17,989 --> 00:37:18,319
Yeah.

1259
00:37:19,519 --> 00:37:19,929
Yeah.

1260
00:37:20,069 --> 00:37:23,179
I mean, the best technology I
had was, like, the VHS machine.

1261
00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:23,509
Yeah,

1262
00:37:23,509 --> 00:37:23,809
yeah.

1263
00:37:24,859 --> 00:37:25,149
Wow.

1264
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:28,869
You know, I couldn't… The DVD
Bluetooth thing, I mean, blue- Blu-ray.

1265
00:37:28,869 --> 00:37:29,469
Blu-ray.

1266
00:37:29,989 --> 00:37:32,329
Uh, it's… What's the difference?

1267
00:37:32,449 --> 00:37:34,559
What's the differ- Oh,
they're… It's in 4K.

1268
00:37:34,939 --> 00:37:35,649
Okay.

1269
00:37:35,849 --> 00:37:36,839
I don't know what that means.

1270
00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,289
I'm sorry I started a rant.

1271
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:39,599
It's HDMI.

1272
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:40,339
Okay.

1273
00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:40,849
Wait.

1274
00:37:40,939 --> 00:37:41,439
What?

1275
00:37:41,589 --> 00:37:45,189
And if you want more of us outside
of Thursdays, we are also part of

1276
00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:47,409
the lineup over at fullswapradio.com.

1277
00:37:47,509 --> 00:37:52,349
You'll catch us there Thursdays at 2:00
and 7:00 PM Central, alongside a whole

1278
00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,529
cavalcade- There

1279
00:37:54,529 --> 00:37:54,859
you go

1280
00:37:55,409 --> 00:37:59,069
…
of other adult podcasters
worth checking out.

1281
00:38:00,009 --> 00:38:04,419
And speaking of Thursdays and live
events, we're gonna be doing a live show

1282
00:38:04,419 --> 00:38:09,589
in February from Krazy Winter Nights,
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1283
00:38:09,899 --> 00:38:14,679
If you're thinking about coming out, use
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1284
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:17,879
at krazykasbh.com for a discount.

1285
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:18,969
We'd love to meet you there.

1286
00:38:18,969 --> 00:38:23,799
And by the way, be sure and check out our
show notes for that website because, uh,

1287
00:38:24,529 --> 00:38:26,299
it's spelled a little bit differently.

1288
00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:26,729
Yes.

1289
00:38:26,799 --> 00:38:27,219
Just saying.

1290
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:28,049
That is true.

1291
00:38:28,399 --> 00:38:31,539
And before we go, if you enjoyed
this episode, do us a favor, like it,

1292
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:35,809
subscribe if you haven't, share it with
a friend who needs to hear it, and if

1293
00:38:35,809 --> 00:38:37,949
you've got a minute, leave us a review.

1294
00:38:38,029 --> 00:38:38,449
Totally.

1295
00:38:38,499 --> 00:38:42,269
It genuinely helps this little
show reach lots of people.

1296
00:38:42,269 --> 00:38:42,279
I

1297
00:38:43,939 --> 00:38:44,459
like that.

1298
00:38:44,459 --> 00:38:44,511
You like that?

1299
00:38:44,511 --> 00:38:45,569
That was dramatic.

1300
00:38:45,569 --> 00:38:46,139
I know.

1301
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:46,509
Yeah.

1302
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:47,559
That was a lot of drama.

1303
00:38:47,569 --> 00:38:47,589
Yeah.

1304
00:38:47,589 --> 00:38:48,989
I, I know you guys like that.

1305
00:38:48,999 --> 00:38:49,839
And you know what?

1306
00:38:49,859 --> 00:38:52,929
With that, we thank you all for
joining us for another episode,

1307
00:38:52,959 --> 00:38:54,859
and we will see you guys next week.

1308
00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:56,109
Bye.