To Wax or Not to Wax: Bush, Bald & Body Talk in ENM

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All right, y'all.

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Before we dive in, a quick heads-up This
show is raw, real, and definitely not

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rated PG We're talking about adult themes,
sexual content, and the kinda stuff you

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probably don't want blasting through
your speakers at work or around your

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kids So grab some headphones, pour your
drink of choice, and get comfy Oh, and

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just so we're clear, we are not licensed
therapists, counselors, or sex couches.

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Sex coaches.

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Sex coaches.

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Not sex couches We're just a couple of
people sharing our lives, experiences, and

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sexy adventures in ethical non-monogamy.

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So with that, pull up a chair and
enjoy the show Hello, and welcome to

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another episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam.

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And I'm Pris, and on today's Wednesday
quickie, I wanted to talk about do you

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like it bald or with a little fuzz?

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Talking about my head?

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Yes.

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The bald truth.

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Oh, no.

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We did not bring that up- Oh … during,
during Pris unfiltered Wednesdays.

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No, hombre.

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I don't think so.. Okay, so
you know, te gusta pelon?

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Or te gusta con pa- you know,
poquito, poquito cabellito?

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Yeah, yeah.

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How do you like it?

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Do, do you like a little
cilantro on your taco?

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That's right.

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Okay.

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So, um, and I'm saying this because I
mean, we were gonna go a different way

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with this, with this right here, but
I… This has actually been on my mind.

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It's actually something that I've
thought about because, um- You

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talking hair in the nether regions?

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Yes, because let me tell you, I know
we… I should've gotten lasered years

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ago when my ex was being lasered,
when he lasered his whole body.

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I should've done mine.

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Lasered his whole body.

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His whole body.

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Wow.

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He likes it smooth.

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Well, I think he's gay, so.

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I mean, one doesn't correlate
to the other, but yeah.

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No, um, but I think he's gay, and
he was very insecure about that,

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and I think that- About the hair?

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Yeah, and so I think that's why,
because he wanted to be more,

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um, smooth skin, more feminine.

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Oh, hmm.

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And so, um, so yeah.

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But anyway, um, I'm 48.

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You are.

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You are, yeah.

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I get waxed.

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That's true.

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Um, I get a sugar wax.

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I do not do hard wax, um, because of
ingrowns, and my skin is very sensitive.

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So I do sugar wax, um, and I do that
what maybe every four to six weeks.

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Ish, yeah.

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Pretty much.

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And sometimes homegirl can't afford $65 or
maybe just don't have time to go and see

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her favorite wax, wax experiment person.

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Or no, wait, wax-itionist?

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Aesthetician, bitch.

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Waxologist?

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It's an aesthetician-
Is it an aesthetician?

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… to go see my favorite aesthetician-
Aesthetician … um, at

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Rewaxation here in Austin, Texas.

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Shout out.

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She is my favorite,
favorite, favorite person.

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Um, and she only works on weekends,
and sometimes I'm super busy.

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Hmm.

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And so anyway, I wanted to stop.

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I wanted to stop.

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You wanted to stop?

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Cold turkey, huh?

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I wanna, I wanna stop cold turkey.

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But let me tell you.

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Stop, stop my wax cold turkey.

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I wanna stop- cold turkey
because I'm kind of tired of it.

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Like, I'll shave my legs for me.

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I shave my underarms for
me, and I'm not very hairy.

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No.

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Um- Very scary, hairy Kerry.

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No, you are not.

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Because I've gotten waxed
so much, I'm very sporadic.

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Like, I have a little patch.

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But other than that-
Hopefully not sporadically.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Um, so I don't, I don't know, right?

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But the other night, I don't know if you
remember, we were laying in bed and I

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was kind of, like, setting up, like, my
OnlyFans and all that for the week, and I

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was talking to you about something and I
said, "I think I'm gonna make a new page

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and it's gonna be called The Bushy Babe."

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Oh, yeah.

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Because I think I'm
just gonna show my bush.

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Your bush, huh?

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Just period.

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Yeah.

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So I have a patch and I, I'll trim
that, but I am tired of, like,

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waxing and having to have the,
make the time to go over there.

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But I only do it because I have a little
bit of hair between my butt cheeks.

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah?

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And it's not so much, like, in
the- You got a Re- you got a

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Rapunzel ass troll hanging out,
hanging out his little hair down.

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Waiting for a knight
to come by to crawl up.

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I'm sorry.

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That was what played
in my head on that one.

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Sorry, guys.

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You guys just entered my
head for a second there.

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Um, no.

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It's not… You don't have
a whole lot down there.

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Yeah, no, I don't.

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Um, my question is this If you don't
get it waxed- Uh-huh … that little

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bit of whatever that you claim is
there, is it gonna grow out more?

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You know what they always-
No … used to say as kids, you

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know, it's like, well, you shave.

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Once you start shaving- I think- … it's
gonna keep coming out, you know?

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No.

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No.

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No?

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I, I think, I, I mean, maybe they'll
get longer, but I co- I'll trim those.

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Yeah.

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I just am tired of
going and getting waxed.

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So how, how are you gonna take care
of, uh, what's, what's in that area?

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I mean- I have a trimmer,
uh, that we got from Amazon.

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Oh, yeah.

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That, that is a good, good trimmer.

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And it doesn't… It's like
a n- a non-nick trimmer.

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But I think I'm gonna do that, but
then I'm like, if I'm gonna do that,

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I might as well whatever, right?

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Now I do not have a period.

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No, that's true.

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I had a hysterectomy.

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Yeah.

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So, and I'm fair- I mean, I'm
fairly cl- I'm clean down there.

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Like, I don't have
Yeah … I'm fairly clean.

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Yeah.

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Only sporadically.

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Yeah.

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She's like a cat.

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She cleans herself every hour on the hour.

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You clean me.

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That's right.

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She's very clean.

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Um- And, uh, my teeth, not so much.

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So, so I don't know if I care,
um, because I really truly don't.

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And then I'm like, oh, God,
but what if some guy, whatever.

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Yeah, I'm over that.

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I'm over that.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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I am so over that, and I have
a little grays down there, too.

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Oh, yeah, no.

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Your, your vagina looks
very distinguished.

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What I found is your vagina
is doing, like, this…

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The, the bush has, like, a little
streak of white- It does … on one

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side, just like your regular hair.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Really?

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I think it might be the
opposite side, though.

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That's interesting.

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You know, for Halloween, you
and your vagina can both be

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the Bride of Frankenstein.

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I'm done talking now.

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Bride of Frankenstein and
Vagina of Frankenstein.

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But I will say, I, I don't
care about, like, pubic hair.

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Like, you can have it
or you don't have it.

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Well, so it's funny that you say
that because- I don't like when

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you shave … So here's the thing.

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Here's the thing, guys.

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We have a lot to unpack right now.

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So I am a very hairy guy,
very hairy, scary hairy.

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I am hairy.

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Yeah.

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Okay?

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If you can't tell from the face-
He's hairy … I already have, like-

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He has to wear, like, two shirts-
I'm not, and so on- … under his

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shirt to keep all his hair down.

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Yeah, so on, on a scale of, you
know, o- o- of David Spade to

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Robin Williams, I'm probably
closer to the Robin Williams side.

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Okay, not that bad.

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Not that bad, but I'm closer to
that end- Yeah … of the spectrum.

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Like, I am, I, I, I'm a pretty hairy guy.

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Yeah.

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Um, but this has never been an insecurity
of mine, uh, not even as a kid growing up

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or anything like that, I, I never really
had insecurity about my my body's hair.

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Uh-huh.

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I felt like it was a natural
thing, it was what it is, whatever.

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Yeah.

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Well, your dad was hairy.

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Yeah.

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But when I got to the lifestyle-
… well, that's where that changed.

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I was talking to somebody about this.

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Yeah?

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Yeah your friend the beard guy.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Um,

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because he's hairy.

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Yes, he is.

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And he was like, "I remember when we
went to the beach or whatever, and

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someone mentioned that I was hairy, and
was like, 'Ew, you're so hairy.'" And

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he goes, "It's a young thing." It is.

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I think that's a young- Well, so that's,
the, it's funny that you say that.

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Or ignorant.

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'Cause this is what, this is
what I was working towards,

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and I think you remember this.

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So early on when we first-
Yeah … started in the, uh, community

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that we're in, I was still kind
of trying to figure out my footing

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and my place in, in, in where I
wanted to be and that sort of thing.

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We were in certain groups.

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And there was this one, group
owner that I found quite attractive

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and, uh, you know, I thought, "I
wonder if I have a shot with her."

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Well, then she ended up posting this,
this meme, and it was basically asking

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everybody in the group on this post,
"What do you prefer, hairy or bare?"

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Um, and, and I'm, and we're talking
like all body hair, like completely.

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And she was v- she posted on there,
and she was very, very, uh, thorough

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about her want for lack of hair and
that, uh, you know, she was kind of

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grossed out by men with, with, with
body hair and that sort of thing.

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And I was like, "Ugh." And I
don't know why, but man, it

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really stuck with me for a while.

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And it became an even bigger insecurity
than what I had it previous to that.

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Yeah.

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Um, and then something happened.

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I think I saw somebody… I, I,
I've, I've seen this post come

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up a few times over the years.

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And somebody said something like,
"If you're really focused on this,

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you need to grow the fuck up."

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Yeah.

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You need to grow up.

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Um, a- and I get, I get
there's preferences.

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It's hair.

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Uh, there's preferences.

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Um, but I also understand the point of,
"Hey, grow up, man." I mean- We're, are

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we connecting because we like each other
and there's some sexual attraction?

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I think, yeah.

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Or am I worried about, uh, you
know, I'm gonna have a, a, a bush

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hair in my mouth at some point?

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And I think people- Give a fuck … I
think it's It's shallow It's shallow

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It's shallow And it's, it's probably
even, like, a younger person.

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Possibly.

243
00:09:55,632 --> 00:09:57,972
I think that person was just
doing it to get under your skin.

244
00:09:58,262 --> 00:09:59,235
Ah, I don't know.

245
00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:01,932
I don't, I don't think so, but- But I
meant… But I mean, like, it's, it's

246
00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:03,542
a, it's, it is a very shallow thing.

247
00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,452
So, like, do you care?

248
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,552
Do people really care?

249
00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:12,252
I think it's really if you personally
do not care, like, if you have seen

250
00:10:12,262 --> 00:10:18,872
me at the club or if you have seen my,
my links, um- … my, the spicy ones.

251
00:10:19,692 --> 00:10:24,612
If there's been a chance that you've seen
my bush- … either in person or online,

252
00:10:25,252 --> 00:10:26,852
you may be entitled to a settlement

253
00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:35,772
Just call the 1-800 number that
should be coming up here shortly.

254
00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:44,002
So, I mean, with that
being said, I don't care.

255
00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:45,092
Yeah.

256
00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:45,982
I don't care.

257
00:10:46,332 --> 00:10:46,902
Now-

258
00:10:49,146 --> 00:10:55,446
Me preference to my husband, I like when
you don't, when you just barely trim it.

259
00:10:55,516 --> 00:10:55,796
Yeah.

260
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,046
I don't like when you get
too close to the skin.

261
00:10:58,216 --> 00:11:00,346
Well, you know, it's- It
bothers me … I get that.

262
00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:04,336
I, you know, so most of the time, the,
the only time that I really get close

263
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:08,376
to the skin is because I fucked up
and I gave myself a patch by accident.

264
00:11:08,676 --> 00:11:09,586
Oh, I'll do it for you.

265
00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:13,226
You know, I, you've always said that- You
know- … and I've never been comfortable

266
00:11:13,226 --> 00:11:16,256
with it, but I'm gonna have to give it
more of a shot because- Because I know I

267
00:11:16,256 --> 00:11:20,286
can make it happen … it's just a matter
of me laying on the, on, on the bed.

268
00:11:21,126 --> 00:11:21,366
Babe.

269
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,406
It's a matter of me laying on
the bed with my legs open- Yeah

270
00:11:25,536 --> 00:11:28,606
that, I don't know,
it's just so vulnerable.

271
00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:28,986
Yeah.

272
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,696
And I don't, like it's not
the most comfortable position.

273
00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:33,156
I mean, I get it.

274
00:11:33,156 --> 00:11:35,566
I understand why my cat
doesn't like to be on its back.

275
00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:36,466
I mean, I get it.

276
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,726
I have literally- Like, that's just a
very vulnerable position … I think

277
00:11:38,726 --> 00:11:43,206
I've showed you my asshole, like,
look at my asshole like at least- Yeah

278
00:11:43,216 --> 00:11:44,676
twice in my, in our marriage.

279
00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:45,166
Twice.

280
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Maybe more.

281
00:11:46,226 --> 00:11:46,556
Twice in the past year.

282
00:11:46,556 --> 00:11:46,636
But like, I mean, like I had hemorrhoids.

283
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:46,796
I know, I know, I know parts of your
asshole that are like the Mariana Trench.

284
00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:46,926
Like, you never knew that there
was so much going on down there

285
00:11:46,926 --> 00:11:46,976
till you really explored it.

286
00:11:46,976 --> 00:11:47,376
I had a hemorrhoid last year, and-

287
00:12:03,126 --> 00:12:05,706
Yeah, this is the sexy
part of this conversation.

288
00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:12,186
This is so… Like, you have a hemorrhoid,
and like, I think it stays there forever.

289
00:12:13,356 --> 00:12:15,356
You think it stays there
forever, the hemorrhoid?

290
00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:18,076
I don't know, like it feels
like a little piece of skin.

291
00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:19,166
Oh, my God.

292
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:22,656
I love where this is going, yeah.

293
00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:29,526
So here's the thing about that, uh-
Not a lot of people go back there, so.

294
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,946
Yeah, so I don't care.

295
00:12:31,436 --> 00:12:31,626
Yeah.

296
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,526
And so that's why also I
don't care if I have hair.

297
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:34,706
Like… You know what?

298
00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:35,136
Good for you.

299
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:35,476
Yeah.

300
00:12:35,716 --> 00:12:35,736
Yeah.

301
00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:37,586
Empower that shit.

302
00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:37,774
My little friend needs some fur.

303
00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:37,856
Oh, my

304
00:12:41,226 --> 00:12:41,456
God.

305
00:12:41,836 --> 00:12:42,206
Yeah.

306
00:12:42,506 --> 00:12:46,186
Give him, give him a, give him a little
forest to, to hang his tribe back at.

307
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,766
Yeah, I get it.

308
00:12:48,276 --> 00:12:49,996
Anyway, I don't care.

309
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,090
Hold on, hold on.

310
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,770
We need to tell you guys about 3Fun first.

311
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,510
Oh, yeah.

312
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,180
Okay, so 3Fun is the app.

313
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,420
You guys know the app.

314
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And if you don't know, it's for
couples and singles who wanna

315
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connect with like-minded people.

316
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:04,460
And it actually works.

317
00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,840
Like, we're not just saying that.

318
00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:09,280
It's easy, it's low pressure,
and it's way less awkward than

319
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trying to figure out on your own.

320
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:11,740
Way less.

321
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,190
We're gonna leave it at that.

322
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:13,970
Yep.

323
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,560
Download 3Fun.

324
00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,700
The link is in the show notes.

325
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,400
Okay, where were we?

326
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:20,140
Huh.

327
00:13:20,361 --> 00:13:20,441
Um- I get it.

328
00:13:20,441 --> 00:13:21,461
Um, but you know what?

329
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:31,281
I, I, I totally, I think as we get
older, the, the need, the feel of need to

330
00:13:31,361 --> 00:13:36,013
completely landscape your nether regions.

331
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:36,043
Yeah.

332
00:13:36,723 --> 00:13:41,063
Unless you're gonna be
on camera a lot- Yeah, I-

333
00:13:41,063 --> 00:13:44,583
I think a lot of us just go, "Eh, I'm
just gonna trim it up. I'm just gonna-

334
00:13:44,593 --> 00:13:46,183
Right … make it look neat," you know?

335
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:50,623
Um- I like the manly
men … I used to like bald.

336
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:54,793
I thought bald was really sexy and really
hot, and, and occasionally it, it can be.

337
00:13:55,433 --> 00:14:00,003
Um, but the older that I've gotten, I
actually prefer- A little bit of fur

338
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:00,853
a little bit of fur.

339
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:05,873
Now I, I will tell you this, this
thought has never crossed my mind

340
00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:07,803
when I've been interested in somebody.

341
00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:08,885
Uh, and it never crossed his mind.

342
00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:10,163
In the sw- in the swinging world.

343
00:14:10,453 --> 00:14:12,413
Never has- Yeah … this
been a thought in my head.

344
00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:16,433
If there's somebody that I'm attracted to,
I don't sit there talking to them- Yeah

345
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:21,933
and go, "I wonder if she has a bush or
not," because if she does, deal's over.

346
00:14:21,953 --> 00:14:23,133
Yeah, no, I- You know what I mean?

347
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:27,023
Like- I don't… I, I mean, I,
I, I'm only, uh, talking about

348
00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:28,293
it because of myself, right?

349
00:14:28,293 --> 00:14:28,673
Yeah, yeah.

350
00:14:28,673 --> 00:14:31,393
I'm also talking about it because
you're right, there's a lot of, of,

351
00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:37,075
of- content creators that are super,
that are bald, you know, whatever.

352
00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:40,405
But I really feel like it's
the person's preference.

353
00:14:40,805 --> 00:14:42,615
And let me tell you, when you
get to this age, you're like,

354
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,655
"I don't give a fuck." Yeah.

355
00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:45,465
You know, something's gonna happen.

356
00:14:45,465 --> 00:14:46,345
Push it to the side.

357
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:47,535
Find the little man in the boat.

358
00:14:47,545 --> 00:14:48,565
You're good.

359
00:14:48,905 --> 00:14:54,825
It's hard for me to properly manscape
that area, because I'm hairy all over.

360
00:14:54,835 --> 00:14:55,195
Yeah.

361
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,475
And so I feel like if I clean up- … the,
the area- It'll look like whitey tidies

362
00:14:59,475 --> 00:15:02,995
… around my pubic area- So he's like, "You
could- It'll look like whitey tidies

363
00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:04,315
… So you, you could make like a thong.

364
00:15:04,315 --> 00:15:09,165
So I'll basically have, like,
a penis-shaped underwear-

365
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:09,975
Yeah … essentially.

366
00:15:10,045 --> 00:15:10,235
Yeah.

367
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,635
Uh, and then the rest is hair.

368
00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:13,245
So I don't really know how to…

369
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,225
There's- I'm okay with- There's
no YouTube that explains-

370
00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,845
Yeah … to you how it should look.

371
00:15:18,495 --> 00:15:20,175
And then my hair's very frizzy down there.

372
00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:20,805
Yeah.

373
00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:24,945
Like, there's some people that they have
this really thick, beautiful, matte hair.

374
00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:27,105
It's just n- No … you can,
you can comb it, you know?

375
00:15:27,105 --> 00:15:29,845
And then you could do some things
with it, and probably put, put a

376
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,365
little bit of gel in there, and
spike it up a little bit if you want.

377
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,875
I can't do any of that.

378
00:15:33,885 --> 00:15:33,905
No.

379
00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:37,295
Every day my balls have bedhead.

380
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:37,815
Yeah.

381
00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:38,435
Same.

382
00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:41,885
And it's not- Well, you the other day,
you were like- It's not good … "That's

383
00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:45,305
sexy." And you went in and petted me, and
then you went- Oh, yeah … "You need to

384
00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:47,125
poof it." And I was like, "What?" Yeah.

385
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:47,462
He's like, "Poof it." Yeah.

386
00:15:47,462 --> 00:15:49,225
And I was like, "Okay." Give
it a little bit of a shelf.

387
00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:50,225
So I did.

388
00:15:50,235 --> 00:15:50,255
Yeah.

389
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:51,175
And now I do that.

390
00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:52,185
Yeah, that's right.

391
00:15:52,215 --> 00:15:53,145
I, I- Blow-dry it.

392
00:15:53,565 --> 00:15:57,205
Well, so there… And you know, it's
no secret, I f- I follow a lot of-

393
00:15:57,205 --> 00:16:01,205
Mm-hmm … OnlyFan content creators,
and I remember years back, one of the

394
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:05,405
first ones that I had ever followed,
uh, was this thick redhead girl.

395
00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:09,235
I mean, she was, she, she was this… I
mean, she must have been a soccer player.

396
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,565
She had thick thighs.

397
00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:10,595
Mm-hmm.

398
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,445
She was thick all around.

399
00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:13,665
And she had this bright red hair.

400
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,435
And, uh, she was not a natural redhead.

401
00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:21,205
Uh, but she was the first content creator
that I saw that was sporting the bush.

402
00:16:21,215 --> 00:16:21,275
Mm-hmm.

403
00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:23,825
And it wasn't just any old bush.

404
00:16:23,855 --> 00:16:27,415
Like, it's almost like she put
some time into coiffing this thing.

405
00:16:27,775 --> 00:16:27,805
Mm-hmm.

406
00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:32,425
Like, it came up, and all of these
hairs were beautifully just kind

407
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,805
of coiffed- Yeah … upwards,
and it was just this patch.

408
00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:36,155
Mm-hmm.

409
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,335
And it, it was clean on
the sides and all that.

410
00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:39,345
Yeah.

411
00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:42,295
And I was like, "Man, that, that
looks really-" That's pretty.

412
00:16:42,345 --> 00:16:43,405
"That's pretty." Yeah.

413
00:16:43,405 --> 00:16:43,715
Yeah.

414
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:46,155
That is, like- So that's why I'm
like, "Man, do I really want…

415
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:48,685
do I wanna go get waxed?"
Because it's pretty.

416
00:16:49,065 --> 00:16:49,595
It is pretty.

417
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:53,565
But then I'm like, "Mm,
it's still pretty." Yeah.

418
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,085
Well, you know, anybody who's
going down there is probably

419
00:16:56,085 --> 00:16:57,545
just happy to, to be down there.

420
00:16:58,605 --> 00:16:59,765
You're welcome.

421
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,005
That's right.

422
00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:07,645
Uh, so y- I think it's
different for, for guys, though.

423
00:17:08,665 --> 00:17:12,895
I don't know you know, for guys, I
think it's a little bit different.

424
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:17,865
I don't know if bush is really,
really something that, uh, that

425
00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:20,055
is a worry of a lot of guys.

426
00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:22,765
I know a lot of guys that they
don't really pay attention to

427
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:26,355
that area, or that's all they do
is they shave, like, their entire

428
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:27,975
body or they wax their entire body.

429
00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:29,585
It's… I- I've only seen two extremes.

430
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:29,625
Mm-hmm.

431
00:17:30,245 --> 00:17:33,695
Um, there's a few guys out there
that will do basic manscaping while

432
00:17:33,695 --> 00:17:34,895
still being hairy like myself.

433
00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:38,335
Um, but for the most part,
it's like one or the other.

434
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,545
I've seen a lot of guys who,
like, are just whacked out crazy-

435
00:17:41,545 --> 00:17:46,585
Yeah … full on, um- You know, I-
… hair … yeah, I don't care, body hair.

436
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:49,195
I will say, I like a good haircut.

437
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:54,665
I love a good clean-
Manscaped area … beard.

438
00:17:54,945 --> 00:17:55,185
Oh.

439
00:17:55,945 --> 00:17:56,685
Beard.

440
00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:57,385
Like- Yeah.

441
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:58,975
Like a bald beard?

442
00:17:58,985 --> 00:18:02,575
Like, talk about, I, um… Y'all know me.

443
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,015
I'm a judgy bitch.

444
00:18:04,615 --> 00:18:06,115
It is what the fuck it is.

445
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:08,555
Beards.

446
00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:12,105
I feel like I'm gonna… If I'm gonna
talk about anything else besides

447
00:18:12,105 --> 00:18:14,015
a bush, it's gonna be the beards.

448
00:18:14,535 --> 00:18:17,615
Clean, wash your beards.

449
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,515
Wash them, clean them,
keep them nice and clean.

450
00:18:20,935 --> 00:18:23,365
Doesn't take very long,
because that's gonna tell me

451
00:18:23,365 --> 00:18:25,765
right there how good that is.

452
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:26,325
Hmm.

453
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:27,745
The nether regions?

454
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:28,495
Yeah.

455
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:34,545
Like, my man smells amazing.

456
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:35,045
Hmm.

457
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,505
Like- Sure, I work at it … your face,
you know, even when your daughters are

458
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,345
giving you a little kiss good night- Oh

459
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:42,235
on the cheek, right?

460
00:18:42,235 --> 00:18:46,555
They're like, "Dad, you smell
good." Not something I'd

461
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:47,655
bring up during a sex podcast.

462
00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:49,085
But I… You know what I mean?

463
00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:50,535
Like, you smell good.

464
00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:55,245
You get, um, you get-
Yeah … compliments all the time.

465
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:55,685
Right.

466
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:56,235
You know?

467
00:18:56,675 --> 00:19:01,385
And it's very well-maintained and cleaned,
and you're not really a manscaper.

468
00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:02,105
No.

469
00:19:02,105 --> 00:19:04,935
Like, you're not really, um- No,
not, uh- I forgot what that's called.

470
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:05,905
Metrosexual.

471
00:19:05,905 --> 00:19:07,055
Metrosexual.

472
00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:09,015
Like, you do not care.

473
00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:09,795
You know?

474
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:10,245
That's still used.

475
00:19:10,245 --> 00:19:11,455
Like, you like to look good.

476
00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:12,325
Yeah.

477
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,305
You like to smell good.

478
00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:13,685
Yeah, yeah.

479
00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:18,057
So, like, if this is good, I'm gonna say
that that's probably well taken care of.

480
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,255
I mean, I'm not, I'm not a model.

481
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:19,395
Yeah.

482
00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:23,995
I'm not out here to, uh, to be the model
on some catalog for JCPenney or whatever.

483
00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:25,155
Um- Like me for Sears?

484
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:25,795
That's right.

485
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:26,355
You know?

486
00:19:26,355 --> 00:19:27,025
It's not for me.

487
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:27,615
Yeah.

488
00:19:27,645 --> 00:19:31,765
Uh, I'm just… My thing is, is I was
always told, "If you're gonna go into the

489
00:19:31,765 --> 00:19:35,665
lifestyle and you expect to get any kind
of attention from women, you have to put

490
00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:43,245
in the same amount of maintenance to look
good that you expect women to do." Yeah.

491
00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:43,515
You know?

492
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,145
There you go.

493
00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:44,175
Yeah.

494
00:19:44,185 --> 00:19:45,615
Like, take care of your face.

495
00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:47,265
Um, but yeah.

496
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:51,425
I'm, um… Oh, going back to
the, to the nether regions.

497
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:55,860
Um- smell Mm-hmm Right?

498
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,781
Like the cleanliness of it.

499
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:03,880
Um, I feel like I'm, with a little
patch even, I've, I've had the little

500
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,940
patch for a few years already now Mm-hmm

501
00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:10,937
I can maintain that myself, right?

502
00:20:10,947 --> 00:20:10,967
Yeah.

503
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:14,597
And of course you want to make sure
that you're… I feel like I'm even

504
00:20:15,027 --> 00:20:20,197
making sure even more now that I'm
keeping, like, more hair, how clean I am.

505
00:20:20,277 --> 00:20:20,607
Mm-hmm.

506
00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:23,777
Like, I'm constantly going, you
know, to the bathroom and I'm

507
00:20:23,777 --> 00:20:29,267
like, "Okay, let's clean you up,
little guy." For the next person.

508
00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,377
Um, so you know, there's a lot of that.

509
00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:36,577
But, um, I'm a, I'm, I'm a pretty clean
woman, so I think, yeah, I'm, um, I'm at

510
00:20:36,577 --> 00:20:40,947
that phase in my life where I'm like, "Eh,
beat the bush and figure it out." Well,

511
00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:44,217
you know- But I like it … I, I think
the, the discussion- It's sexy … the,

512
00:20:44,217 --> 00:20:47,487
the discussion that goes hand-in-hand with
it is because we're, we're talking about

513
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,347
the hair from that region, but- Mm-hmm

514
00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:53,467
one of the insecurities that I
have, I know o- an insecurity

515
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:58,207
that many people have, women
especially, is the, the FUPA area.

516
00:20:58,297 --> 00:20:58,727
Yeah.

517
00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:03,267
Uh, you know- Yeah … w- we
are not of perfect sizes, guys.

518
00:21:03,277 --> 00:21:03,297
No.

519
00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:06,307
And I think if you're in the community
and you're in the lifestyle, and

520
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,297
if you've been to any e- event-
Yeah … you'll realize that there's a

521
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:12,047
lot of people who have regular bodies.

522
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,987
And, uh, you know- Not everybody's
perfectly built … yeah, so

523
00:21:14,987 --> 00:21:17,647
we are, we are healthy people.

524
00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:19,327
Um, we should work out.

525
00:21:19,467 --> 00:21:22,477
W- we should work out to become healthier.

526
00:21:22,777 --> 00:21:26,637
So there's some parts of our body that
we're insecure about, and so the lower

527
00:21:26,637 --> 00:21:29,987
region, especially for women, it's
where we carry most of our weight.

528
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,557
It's where we lose our weight,
gain our weight the most.

529
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:33,687
We've had babies.

530
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,037
So that lower region.

531
00:21:35,047 --> 00:21:41,097
Now, I'm not saying that it's everybody,
but, um, right now there has been

532
00:21:41,097 --> 00:21:44,177
no working out, and I feel like
that's one of my main insecurities.

533
00:21:44,477 --> 00:21:47,057
Well, you know, and guys
have that insecurity as well.

534
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:47,767
I know I have it.

535
00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:48,097
Yeah.

536
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:51,027
Um, you know, that's an area that,
uh, hey, it's not… I don't have

537
00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:53,077
the, the little V aiming downwards.

538
00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:55,447
It's more like, uh, a
happy face down there.

539
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:55,747
Yeah.

540
00:21:55,947 --> 00:22:01,477
And, uh, you know, I am not, I'm… At
least you can say, "Oh, well, I ha- I've,

541
00:22:01,477 --> 00:22:03,657
I've delivered, uh, two babies." Yeah.

542
00:22:03,707 --> 00:22:06,677
Uh, I've seen two babies delivered.

543
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,867
And I've eaten a lot of
donuts in the process.

544
00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:10,557
You know what I'm saying?

545
00:22:10,557 --> 00:22:11,817
I've worked very hard for my FUPA.

546
00:22:11,817 --> 00:22:12,507
It's baby fat.

547
00:22:12,507 --> 00:22:12,767
You have it.

548
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:16,967
Uh, it's, it's not sexy
in my eyes on myself.

549
00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:16,997
Yeah.

550
00:22:17,057 --> 00:22:18,167
But let me tell you something.

551
00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:19,787
I think it's sexy on women.

552
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:23,127
Yeah, I have learned to,
um, embrace, embrace it.

553
00:22:23,477 --> 00:22:27,367
Now, I am still planning on getting a
tummy tuck at some point in my life.

554
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:30,847
You know there's a lot of women who, who
get- Yeah … the, uh, the body work done.

555
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:34,237
And if you're doing it for yourself to
make yourself feel better- Yeah … by

556
00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:35,857
all means, more power to you.

557
00:22:35,877 --> 00:22:36,217
Yeah.

558
00:22:36,217 --> 00:22:37,977
But don't do it because other
people think you should.

559
00:22:37,977 --> 00:22:38,667
Yeah, no.

560
00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:42,357
There's a little bit of fat pockets that
I would, um, love to get rid of, and of

561
00:22:42,357 --> 00:22:43,877
course the extra skin is gonna be there.

562
00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:49,057
But, um, I have learned
to embrace my FUPA.

563
00:22:49,797 --> 00:22:50,187
Yeah?

564
00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:53,387
I, I kind of, I like it now.

565
00:22:53,627 --> 00:22:54,837
You're no size two.

566
00:22:54,847 --> 00:22:54,867
No.

567
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,297
And I, and I dig that.

568
00:22:56,337 --> 00:22:59,867
You know, I like that
you're no skinny mini.

569
00:22:59,937 --> 00:23:03,227
Uh, not body shaming it by any means-
Yeah … because I like all different body

570
00:23:03,227 --> 00:23:07,137
types, but, um, I love your curves, man.

571
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:07,499
Yeah, yeah.

572
00:23:07,499 --> 00:23:07,723
You know?

573
00:23:07,723 --> 00:23:09,327
I mean, that's one of the
things that I celebrate.

574
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:12,047
So do I. I'm learning to
embrace them even more now.

575
00:23:12,087 --> 00:23:12,407
Yeah?

576
00:23:12,447 --> 00:23:12,777
Yeah.

577
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:13,547
Yeah.

578
00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:14,227
It fits ya.

579
00:23:14,807 --> 00:23:15,367
It fits ya.

580
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,047
It's me.

581
00:23:16,047 --> 00:23:17,927
Like- And you fit me-
Yeah … like a puzzle.

582
00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:18,397
Yeah.

583
00:23:18,637 --> 00:23:20,497
Uh, I, yeah, I really think it's sexy.

584
00:23:20,507 --> 00:23:26,297
And you know, guys, uh, me specifically,
just talking from my end, you know,

585
00:23:26,297 --> 00:23:35,117
my, my, uh, upper pubic area is, is a
lot larger than I would like it to be.

586
00:23:35,127 --> 00:23:35,457
Mm-hmm.

587
00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:39,567
And I compare myself to frigging
porn, dude, and I shouldn't do that.

588
00:23:39,587 --> 00:23:39,607
No.

589
00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:44,667
But it's hard whenever I look down
and it's supposed to be the same

590
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,807
shot that I see in porn where- Yeah,
yeah … you know, you're kinda

591
00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:51,287
looking down, and it's, like, flat,
and then it's dick, and then there's

592
00:23:51,287 --> 00:23:52,727
mouth, and all this stuff happening.

593
00:23:53,147 --> 00:23:57,737
Uh, I look down, and it's like, "Oh, man,
that's, that's a lot of extra cushioning.

594
00:23:58,077 --> 00:24:04,437
Cushion." Uh, you know, and it will
put me in my head for a little while.

595
00:24:04,457 --> 00:24:08,007
Yeah. And I, I just needed to really
sit back and go, "Okay, you know what?

596
00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:10,027
It's not a big deal." I… It's not.

597
00:24:10,037 --> 00:24:10,927
Like, I love that.

598
00:24:10,937 --> 00:24:12,867
Like, I love a big guy.

599
00:24:12,877 --> 00:24:12,897
Yeah?

600
00:24:12,897 --> 00:24:13,517
I love a big guy, and you are perfect.

601
00:24:13,727 --> 00:24:14,477
Oh, thank you.

602
00:24:14,477 --> 00:24:15,117
You're perfect.

603
00:24:15,117 --> 00:24:15,127
Aw.

604
00:24:15,127 --> 00:24:15,137
Aw.

605
00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:15,157
Heart hands.

606
00:24:15,157 --> 00:24:15,167
Yes.

607
00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:15,177
Aw.

608
00:24:15,177 --> 00:24:15,197
Thank you.

609
00:24:15,197 --> 00:24:15,217
Take them.

610
00:24:15,217 --> 00:24:15,237
Yeah, yeah.

611
00:24:15,237 --> 00:24:15,527
Oh, like-

612
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:22,457
They go aw … it's, it's a heart hand.

613
00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:29,467
Uh, yeah, so, uh, consider this
the feel-good pubic ode of love.

614
00:24:29,487 --> 00:24:29,997
Yes.

615
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:33,657
Uh, you know- Love your body, love
yourself … and we understand

616
00:24:33,657 --> 00:24:38,977
if you have preferences that are
bald, but as some people have said

617
00:24:39,037 --> 00:24:41,347
on the online, grow the fuck up.

618
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:42,887
Grow the fuck up.

619
00:24:43,647 --> 00:24:44,337
Like- Just kidding.

620
00:24:44,347 --> 00:24:45,847
We mean that with love, for sure

621
00:24:45,857 --> 00:24:47,417
um, yeah.

622
00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:49,315
But, uh- So … you know- And be you.

623
00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:49,977
Be comfortable … be you.

624
00:24:50,017 --> 00:24:53,267
Be comfortable with what you are
and who you are and how you are.

625
00:24:53,267 --> 00:24:53,307
Yeah.

626
00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:57,217
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