Inside Club Eden: What Makes a Great Swinger Club?

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All right, y'all.

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Before we dive in, a quick heads-up

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This show is raw, real, and
definitely not rated PG.

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We're talking about adult themes,
sexual content, and the kinda stuff you

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probably don't want blasting through your
speakers at work or around your kids.

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So grab some headphones, pour your
drink of choice, and get comfy.

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Oh, and just so we're clear,
we are not licensed therapists,

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counselors, or sex couches.

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Sex coaches.

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Sex coaches.

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Not sex couches.

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We're just a couple of people sharing
our lives, experiences, and sexy

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adventures in ethical non-monogamy.

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So with that, pull up a
chair and enjoy the show.

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Hello, and welcome to another
episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam.

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And I'm Pris.

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And on today's Wednesday quickie,
we're gonna be discussing the club.

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Club Eden specifically.

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That's right, our home club.

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Yeah.

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We're, uh, pretty happy with
our club, so we said, "You know

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what? Let's talk about it."

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Yeah.

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'Cause it's a very nice
club, and we wanna get-

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into the details of it.

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Yeah.

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So what, what makes Club Eden so great?

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So I specifically, and I always talk
about this, is the safetiness of it all.

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Yeah, the

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safety.

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Like I, I, I feel super safe at Club Eden.

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Like, their staff is very vigilant.

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Um, and I feel like
it's a very clean club.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, they do, uh, they do seem to
keep up the, with its cleanliness.

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Uh, yeah.

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There's… I don't have a
whole lot of complaints.

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You know, we've only been to, um, we…
Our home club is Club Eden San Antonio.

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Now, Club Eden owns a club in
Dallas and in Oklahoma City as well.

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Yes.

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Uh, we haven't been to
the one in Oklahoma City.

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No.

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Uh, but we've also been
to the one in Dallas.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, and you know, we love them both,
but, uh, our home club in San Antonio,

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that place is just the right vibe.

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What,

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What do you like about it?

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Well

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I'm pickier

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You know,

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the- Of the two

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yeah, I'm not, I'm not really picky No.

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At all.

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My boo can stay at any hotel.

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Yeah, I, I, I don't have any- No

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uh, pickiness

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there.

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It's just a matter of, you know-
Yeah … I just want a hotel.

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I just need a place to sleep.

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Um, the club, you know, I, I can imagine
that there's some pretty sketchy places.

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We've not been to them, but I can imagine
that, and I've heard horror stories.

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We've

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heard some really bad stories.

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Um,

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but, you know, there's…

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The upkeep that they do on this
place, it is clean, and they have,

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uh, they're constantly maintaining
the, the beds and making sure that

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everything is, is clean and sanitary.

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Um, the staff for me is everything.

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Uh, the staff is what makes the
club, besides the people who show up.

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I mean, that's- Yeah … the, the,
the people who show up, uh, as

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members are, are one of the major
things that make the club, but the

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staff also really makes the club.

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I mean, they're super vigilant.

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Um, they're very, especially, like,
when you're in the back, they're

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looking to see if anybody has their
phones out, and I have seen them

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twice, um, in the middle of us having
our little session in the middle.

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Um, I've seen them twice, like,
tell people, "Hey, put your

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phones away," or whatever.

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They're always looking out.

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They're always looking out.

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Yeah, which is funny because you don't
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but they're totally paying attention.

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are, yeah.

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They're watching everything.

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Um, and they have a lot
of eyes on everybody.

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Like, they're just looking, making sure
everybody's safe, making sure everybody's

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having, uh, the time that they need to
be having, but also not breaking rules.

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Um, yeah, you know, it's, it's…
That really creates a, a great

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comfort, and I think, you know,
somebody had asked me once.

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They were like, "You know, we haven't gone
to a club before. Um-" what should we be

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looking for as far as club experience?

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And it's like, well, honestly, you
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you wanna take note of is safety.

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How s- how safe do you feel?

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Yeah.

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Um, if you don't feel safe-
Yeah … then you're right o- you

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need to turn right back around.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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You need to leave.

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Go with your gut.

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Now, different people's levels
of safety are different.

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So-

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Well, because, uh, these clubs
are not in, like, well-lit-

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like-

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areas Yeah.

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They're, like, not off of, like, the
freeway and… Well, I mean, I guess

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Club Eden isn't in a, this one is not
specifically in a industrial area, but

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they're usually in industrial areas.

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You know, it's really
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Oh, okay.

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Uh, so it all depends on the zoning
and what their laws are when it comes

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to where these places should be.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oftentimes they're put in industrial
areas because there's less chance

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of children happening to be,
you know, happening to- Oh, so

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kind of like a- … you know,
crossing, you know … um,

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like a porn store or like a-

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Yeah … a strip club?

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y-

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yeah.

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You want them to be a way where
kids won't happen upon them.

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You know?

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Okay, yeah.

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Um, you don't wanna find a place that's
got foot traffic, you know what I mean?

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Maybe it's different in,
uh, places like Vegas-

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uh, where there's more sinners.

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Um, but, uh-

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So not next to a elementary school.

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Uh, yeah, pretty much.

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You, you- I gotcha … uh, now, I, like
I, I mentioned Vegas, I had, I'd seen a

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meme and, you know, that's what happens
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But, uh- … there was a meme that
had shown, uh, The Green Door-

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Uh-huh … is the one that we had-

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Right

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…
we had talked about going to- In
Vegas … the last time we were in Vegas.

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Uh, The Green Door sits in
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church that just opened up.

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I don't know what kind of church.

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Like, a foreign church
or something like that.

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Um, and so, you know, there's obviously-
Kind of weird … foot traffic, but at

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the same time, it's obviously Las Vegas,
and nobody really bats an eye when it

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comes to- I mean … stuff like that.

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Um, you know, you can walk the strip
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with a phone number on there.

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I mean, it's- Right … an escort.

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So, I mean, there's just
things, you see things in Vegas-

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I mean

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…
I'm sure

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I don't know

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I don't know.

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But for the most part- But the
safetiness … you, yeah, you

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definitely wanna have that safety.

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You wanna, um, if you even feel
slightly unsafe, don't try it at all.

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What else should I be looking for?

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Um, cleanliness right after safety.

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Agree.

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So if your safety is, is good and you
feel strong enough to be there, uh, it…

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I understand dust happens, you know?

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Oh, yeah.

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I get it.

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You know, I, I- Like

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normal,

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like normal cleanliness … a,
a business is a business.

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But, uh, if you walk into the restrooms
early on after they've only been

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open maybe 30, 40 minutes and- Yeah

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and they're a wreck-

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…
or it's just not looking very sanitary,
um Chances are that's not your-

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Yeah … best place to be 'cause-

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I love the restroom at Club Eden-

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Oh, yeah

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in San Antonio

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Uh, the women's restroom-

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Is beau-

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is, is good … in San Antonio
is, is very, very pretty

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Like, I mean, the little couches
could be, like, steamed, but-

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They have, uh-

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I- It's very pretty

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yeah, all the ladies take pictures
in the- Yeah … the mirror.

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Yes, we do.

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It's kind of like a rite of passage- Yes,

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yes

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…
when you go to Eden in San Antonio,
that you take pictures in the bathroom.

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It is.

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Um-

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And, um, all the… Oh, look, Gotzo.

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Yeah.

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And all the restrooms in the
women's, um, stalls have wipes.

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Do not

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flush

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them- Which is-

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by the way … which is good.

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That's good, you know, because
Eden was not our first club.

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Our first club was, uh,
one of their competitors.

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Oh my God.

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Not, not gonna list them by name.

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Are you gonna tell my story?

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Um, can I?

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Or do you- Sure … do you wanna… Yeah?

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I

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mean, because, because this is
why a club should have this.

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So our first club, uh, was
one of their competitors.

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Uh, and, uh, that was the
very first time that we went.

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As a matter of fact, it was on my birthday
two years ago that I had asked to go.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, but it was a Thursday night.

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It was slow.

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Uh, but, uh, it was a good experience
as far as the DJ was great.

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Um, it was really cool.

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Like, it was really a
celebration of my birthday.

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Like, they made it really cool.

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Like, the- They did … the people that
were running it- They had a lot of fun.

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Yeah … they, we did,
we did have a good time.

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They had lap dances-

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Yeah … and everything.

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Um, but-

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It was kinda dead

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…
it was kinda dead.

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Yeah.

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But one of our biggest complaints
of that place was the cleanliness.

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It was- It was not-

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It was not-

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very clean

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00:08:53,308 --> 00:08:53,518
…
yeah.

256
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And it was hot.

257
00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:55,608
It was very hot.

258
00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,068
Like, I was sweating.

259
00:08:57,088 --> 00:08:57,538
Yeah.

260
00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:59,961
And we weren't really
doing much to be sweating.

261
00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:00,198
No.

262
00:09:00,198 --> 00:09:01,068
We were sitting-

263
00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:02,758
Um, but you were sweating a lot.

264
00:09:02,798 --> 00:09:06,508
And so I remember, uh, you went
to the women's restroom- Yes

265
00:09:06,508 --> 00:09:08,718
I guess to dampen yourself off or- I,

266
00:09:08,868 --> 00:09:11,148
I had to pee, and then
I… Yeah, I wiped and-

267
00:09:11,148 --> 00:09:11,438
Yeah

268
00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:12,458
…
I was sweaty.

269
00:09:12,498 --> 00:09:12,648
Right.

270
00:09:12,648 --> 00:09:12,938
Yeah.

271
00:09:13,398 --> 00:09:17,338
Um, so refer back to
that later in the story.

272
00:09:17,938 --> 00:09:22,088
But she came back out, and we hung out
with our friends that were out there.

273
00:09:22,088 --> 00:09:23,288
Like I said, we had a good time.

274
00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:23,818
Yeah.

275
00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:27,908
Uh, this was our very first time, so
we decided we can't leave without going

276
00:09:27,918 --> 00:09:30,618
into the back and, and having sex.

277
00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:32,158
And then he tracked back
and say, "Never mind."

278
00:09:32,678 --> 00:09:33,178
Do you wanna-

279
00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:33,508
Nothing.

280
00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:34,118
Yeah?

281
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,260
Uh, so this is- I

282
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:36,900
don't care

283
00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,350
…
this is basically her nightmare scenario.

284
00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,670
This is why she's l-
she's reacting that way.

285
00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,340
Um- … but yeah.

286
00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:47,470
So we went back there to go have sex.

287
00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:50,850
And we were just… This was
one of our first experiences

288
00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,580
having sex in front of others.

289
00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:53,920
We wanted to put on a show.

290
00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:54,360
Yeah,

291
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:54,370
yeah.

292
00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:57,110
But it was so dead that nobody
was really walking back there.

293
00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:57,280
Yeah.

294
00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,530
So we were like, "Well, fuck it.
We're gonna have sex here anyways."

295
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,120
They called it The Aquarium, I think.

296
00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:01,590
Yeah.

297
00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:02,670
Or The Fishbowl.

298
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:02,860
Fishbowl.

299
00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:06,740
Yeah, because they had this set of,
uh, beds there, and there's, like,

300
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,950
a glass window where you can watch.

301
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:09,190
Yeah.

302
00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:09,360
You know?

303
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:14,000
Uh, so we went to the middle of
that area so that we could put on a

304
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,760
show, and hopefully people would be
looking at us through the window.

305
00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:18,570
Yeah.

306
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:24,300
And I laid on the bed, and I was naked.

307
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:29,320
And, uh, you started to go
down on me, which is great, and

308
00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,710
your ass was facing the window.

309
00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:33,350
So anybody who would've walked in-

310
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:33,720
Yeah

311
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,570
would've seen all of your ass-

312
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:35,990
Yeah

313
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,890
…
and your head bobbing up
and down- Yeah … on me.

314
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,620
Uh, which would've been
hot had anybody walked in.

315
00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:41,200
Yeah.

316
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,460
Uh, luckily for you, nobody had walked in.

317
00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:44,510
Thanks.

318
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,490
Because shortly thereafter you said-

319
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:47,540
I flipped around

320
00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:51,090
…
yeah, you said, "Do you, do you
want me to ride you?" Mm-hmm.

321
00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:51,990
And I said, "Yeah, sure."

322
00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:55,010
And you said, "I'm gonna face this
way so that-" Cowgirl "… in case

323
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,870
people walk in they can see us." Yeah.

324
00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:57,130
Yeah.

325
00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:03,550
And so you began to shimmy your
way down that way, and you were

326
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:07,260
gonna put me inside you, and you
did successfully put me inside you.

327
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:12,790
And as you were having sex with me,
I'm seeing toilet paper all, like,

328
00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:17,370
all up in your ass, like, all over,
like, little remnants, little pieces.

329
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:22,120
It looked like the way a, uh,
you know, a guy from the '50s

330
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,730
would shave with a blade.

331
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:27,130
And then they'd, they'd stick
the little pieces of toilet paper

332
00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:28,470
all over their face, you know?

333
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:34,470
That's the way your ass looked, um,
because there was to- And, and I

334
00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:41,460
didn't… So this is the funny part
is- … one, luckily nobody saw you.

335
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,050
Yes.

336
00:11:42,730 --> 00:11:48,170
Two, totally the nightmare scenario
that you have always told me.

337
00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:49,940
Smell and toilet paper.

338
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:50,300
Yeah.

339
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:54,880
Uh, so from the day that we got together,
like, that, I think that's one of

340
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,200
the first things that she told me-

341
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:56,620
Yes

342
00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,090
…
was one of her nightmares
was, uh, was with the toilet

343
00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:01,610
paper, et cetera, you know?

344
00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:07,490
And, uh, when we started getting involved
in the swinger lifestyle, you know,

345
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:10,700
she always used to say, "Hey, if you
see something, let me know, like-" Yeah

346
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,970
"you know, so I can fix it so
nobody sees," blah, blah, blah.

347
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:18,150
In all of these years, this
has never, ever happened.

348
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:18,250
Mm-hmm.

349
00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:24,430
And the one time, on my birthday, the,
the first time that we ever go to a club

350
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:31,910
and we're having this exhibitionist, uh,
scenario, and it's literally her nightmare

351
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,160
scenario- Mm-hmm … and it happens.

352
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:34,190
Yeah.

353
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,620
And luckily I was able
to catch it beforehand.

354
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:36,970
But

355
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:37,743
that- He's like, "Babe, you

356
00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:38,150
got …" Yeah.

357
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,220
They, they used- Like, how- … very,
very, uh, cheap toilet paper

358
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,564
…
how wonderful is it when your man
picks the toilet paper off your ass?

359
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,890
Sometimes you, you gotta, you gotta do it.

360
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,150
And, um- I mean, and I didn't miss a beat.

361
00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:47,950
We kept having sex.

362
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:48,280
Yes.

363
00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:52,340
And I was like, "Oh, my gosh." And so of
course it's always on my brain, right?

364
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:58,770
But, um- The Club Eden in San
Antonio has wipes, so I, you know…

365
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:04,790
And they have a bowl there of, um,
pads, different pads and tampons.

366
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:06,040
No kidding.

367
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:06,430
Yeah.

368
00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:07,680
And there's mouthwash.

369
00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:08,590
I think y'all have mouthwash.

370
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,360
Yeah, we do have mouthwash.

371
00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:13,480
Um- Now, the guys', uh, restroom
is not as bougie as the women's,

372
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:17,430
but let's face facts, we don't
really need anything that beautiful.

373
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:17,880
No.

374
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,530
Um-

375
00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:19,360
Do you have a mirror in there?

376
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:19,840
We do.

377
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,010
Okay … very large mirror.

378
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:21,160
Oh, good.

379
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,160
There's three sinks there
that are very close together.

380
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:28,570
But luckily there's never more
than one person at the sink- Yeah

381
00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:29,210
at any given time.

382
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:29,650
Okay.

383
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,640
Um, there is mouthwash there.

384
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:37,180
Um, and but the, the, uh… So there's
two urinals, and then there's a stall.

385
00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:40,840
But the funny thing is,
is that the paper towels-

386
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:41,410
Uh-huh

387
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,370
…
is on a weird timer.

388
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:43,410
Okay.

389
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,440
Because… So it's
hands-free, which is great.

390
00:13:46,710 --> 00:13:47,010
Yeah.

391
00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:50,110
So you wave your hand there, and the
thing comes out, and it comes out,

392
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,750
I don't know, about a regular size.

393
00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:52,130
Uh-huh.

394
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:52,750
You know, so you pull it-

395
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:53,090
Yeah

396
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,360
…
and you dry your hands.

397
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,660
But sometimes that's not enough,
so you gotta get a second one.

398
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:56,860
But then it wipes.

399
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:57,850
So then you wave at a second one.

400
00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,150
The thing's like that.

401
00:13:59,470 --> 00:13:59,830
Yeah.

402
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,430
And you've gotta rip it off and
then… And then you wave it again,

403
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,060
and then it's, like, in between.

404
00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,960
It's, like, all different sizes.

405
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:06,280
I don't know.

406
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,910
It's very difficult to, uh, to
dry my… I just use my pants.

407
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:10,190
Yeah.

408
00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,250
I just use my pants because-
Well- … there's gonna be all

409
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,750
sorts of fluids on it later anyways.

410
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,190
Yeah.

411
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,280
So I, I like that, like,
the, the restrooms are

412
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:18,310
nice.

413
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:19,040
The restrooms.

414
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:19,550
Yeah.

415
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:19,675
Yeah.

416
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:22,145
That definitely won you
over the very first time.

417
00:14:22,145 --> 00:14:22,605
It did.

418
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:23,515
Yeah.

419
00:14:23,525 --> 00:14:27,485
And I mean, I, I think… I,
I mean, for the most part,

420
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:29,275
we're there pretty early, so-

421
00:14:29,555 --> 00:14:29,885
Yeah

422
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:33,185
…
you know, the cleanliness,
I see it everywhere.

423
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,705
So that, for me, that's a really big deal.

424
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,495
So that's, that is definitely one of
the things- That's a, yeah … that they

425
00:14:38,495 --> 00:14:39,795
have that, that, that they've done well.

426
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:40,055
Yeah.

427
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:46,465
Um, now one thing I will say that I
like about the DFW Eden that San Antonio

428
00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:48,135
doesn't have is they have that shower.

429
00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:49,175
Yes.

430
00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:49,225
Which is

431
00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:49,715
really cool.

432
00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:50,345
Yes.

433
00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:52,475
Um, it's part of the VIP- Yeah

434
00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:52,725
I think.

435
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,435
So I- Yeah, but- But that's amazing

436
00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:55,205
…
still very cool.

437
00:14:55,235 --> 00:15:00,235
Um, we were talking about that, like a
shower would be good there at the club.

438
00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:02,715
Um, but like where?

439
00:15:02,745 --> 00:15:06,075
I guess the content rooms if
they're not used, but then man,

440
00:15:06,085 --> 00:15:07,225
that's plumbing and everything.

441
00:15:07,475 --> 00:15:07,495
Yeah.

442
00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:07,555
I

443
00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:08,532
mean, that- But I

444
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:08,751
That takes a lot.

445
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:10,001
That's a… And then you
gotta get licensed for

446
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:10,451
that, like everything.

447
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:10,481
Yeah.

448
00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:15,431
That's a really cool, um, thing that
DFW has is that… Um, I was gonna say,

449
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,841
you know what else I like about it?

450
00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:19,301
That it's pretty cool.

451
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:20,941
Temperature-wise.

452
00:15:20,971 --> 00:15:21,891
Temperature-wise.

453
00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:25,551
I mean, there are times, of course, you're
fucking in the back and it, it, it is hot.

454
00:15:26,161 --> 00:15:30,571
Um, but we're in Texas, and
it's always hot, so- It's

455
00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:31,051
hot everywhere

456
00:15:31,051 --> 00:15:32,181
…
we understand that.

457
00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:36,661
But like the, the air is, is cool

458
00:15:36,661 --> 00:15:37,047
for me.

459
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:37,241
Yeah.

460
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:41,491
And, and there's certain, uh,
couches that you can, uh, rent that-

461
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:41,841
Yes

462
00:15:41,881 --> 00:15:44,321
…
run very cold 'cause- Yes … they're
right in the middle of-

463
00:15:44,351 --> 00:15:46,101
Yeah … like three different vents.

464
00:15:46,121 --> 00:15:46,481
Yeah.

465
00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:50,241
Uh, those are normally the ones
that at, after a long night, that's

466
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,011
where everybody- Are good, yeah

467
00:15:51,061 --> 00:15:51,861
kinda gravitates towards.

468
00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:51,941
But

469
00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:54,281
yeah, and especially the front
of them because everybody

470
00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:55,281
knows that it's right there.

471
00:15:55,341 --> 00:15:56,211
Yeah, yeah.

472
00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:59,741
Um, I love the dance
floor, where it's located.

473
00:15:59,981 --> 00:16:03,441
Yeah, you know, the one in San Antonio
really has a, a- Perfect … really

474
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:06,711
cool, uh, way that it's situated.

475
00:16:07,201 --> 00:16:07,621
So you- The way

476
00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:08,151
it's set up

477
00:16:08,161 --> 00:16:10,291
…
you've got the stage in the
front from where you walk

478
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:11,801
in, the dance floor's there.

479
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:16,861
You got couches around it, and the,
the middle section just past the dance

480
00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:19,161
floor is all, like, cocktail tables.

481
00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:19,921
Yeah.

482
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:20,351
Yeah.

483
00:16:20,451 --> 00:16:20,811
It's really cool.

484
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:21,101
Yeah.

485
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:22,201
It, it really is.

486
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:26,421
And, um, we've seen it filled to the max.

487
00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:32,571
Um, their VIP area is really nice as well,
but, like, we've seen it really filled,

488
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:36,081
and there's still plenty of room for
people to walk around and stuff like that.

489
00:16:36,631 --> 00:16:37,041
Yeah.

490
00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:41,531
Um, and where the dance floor is located,
I feel like it's such a good spot for,

491
00:16:42,171 --> 00:16:44,431
for you to find people that you like.

492
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,531
Because it's right in the center.

493
00:16:46,651 --> 00:16:46,981
Yeah.

494
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,291
And everybody kinda gravitates
that way, or you gravitate.

495
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,051
There's, there is one pool table.

496
00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:53,261
Yeah.

497
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:53,891
Well, you know- And it's quite busy

498
00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:58,121
apparently, so we've had people
visit us from out of town-

499
00:16:58,181 --> 00:16:58,671
Mm-hmm

500
00:16:58,741 --> 00:17:02,831
…
and come to the club with us, and
they've always said, "Wow, you guys

501
00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,401
have a pool table? That's great."

502
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:04,921
Yeah.

503
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:08,331
"
Our club doesn't have a pool table."
So there's a lot of clubs that don't

504
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:09,921
have pool tables- Yeah … apparently.

505
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:14,991
Um, and I don't know, I kinda
like that they have a pool table.

506
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:15,331
It's- I do,

507
00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:15,771
too

508
00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:16,681
…
it's something different.

509
00:17:16,691 --> 00:17:19,421
And let me tell you, there seems
to be always somebody playing pool.

510
00:17:19,421 --> 00:17:20,981
I was gonna say, it's always busy.

511
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:21,991
There's always somebody there.

512
00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:22,521
It's always busy.

513
00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:24,521
There's always a crowd
around the pool table.

514
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:24,561
Mm-hmm.

515
00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:24,961
Mm-hmm.

516
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,991
Uh, and you know, the pool
table's right there right

517
00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:28,711
before you get to the playroom.

518
00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:33,921
So, um, you know, that kind of helps
jar the crowd towards- Mm-hmm … the

519
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:37,101
playroom, and then you can kinda hear the
moans, and people start going back there.

520
00:17:37,101 --> 00:17:37,401
Yeah,

521
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:37,811
yeah.

522
00:17:37,811 --> 00:17:38,091
Yeah.

523
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,601
It's, it's really kinda hot.

524
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:45,631
Okay, real quick before we get back into
it, we gotta talk about sdc.com Oh, yes.

525
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,991
Okay, so if you don't know SDC,
it's basically the largest online

526
00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:52,981
community for open-minded adults
Which if you're listening to this show

527
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:57,321
right now, I feel like you probably
already know if that's your scene.

528
00:17:57,681 --> 00:17:57,961
Yeah.

529
00:17:57,981 --> 00:17:59,901
It's your people all in one place.

530
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:02,481
Just make a profile and go explore

531
00:18:02,721 --> 00:18:06,641
No weirdness, no judgment, just
a ton of like-minded humans

532
00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:08,451
living their lives, just like us

533
00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:10,421
Honestly, it's kinda
fun just to poke around

534
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:11,441
Yeah, it really is.

535
00:18:11,641 --> 00:18:13,871
Go sign up at sdc.com.

536
00:18:14,081 --> 00:18:15,511
Use code 38236.

537
00:18:15,601 --> 00:18:18,211
Link's in the show notes.

538
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,941
Okay, now back to what we were saying

539
00:18:20,121 --> 00:18:20,541
Yes

540
00:18:21,027 --> 00:18:25,757
Uh, what I like about this club
in particular is that you can be

541
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:27,267
naked from the moment you walk in.

542
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:27,777
Mm-hmm.

543
00:18:28,197 --> 00:18:33,957
Like, y- y- some places you're not
allowed to show anything, uh, until

544
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:35,897
you're in the back playrooms or-

545
00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:36,307
Yeah

546
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:37,647
only your tops or whatever.

547
00:18:37,647 --> 00:18:40,987
Like, there's certain… And I, and
I can understand, you know, some-

548
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:43,077
Mm … some are because of laws-

549
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:43,717
Mm-hmm

550
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:44,827
…
depending on where they're at.

551
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:47,687
Uh, sometimes it's just policy.

552
00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:54,917
Um, but this kind of comfort, people like
to get naked and dance on the dance floor.

553
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:55,227
Yeah.

554
00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:59,377
Um, and it helps them feel freer.

555
00:18:59,387 --> 00:18:59,467
Mm-hmm.

556
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:01,407
It helps them feel sexier.

557
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,677
It maybe helps them head to the
back afterwards- Yeah … you know?

558
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,197
Yeah.

559
00:19:05,287 --> 00:19:10,747
Um, and I love seeing how
happy everybody that is there-

560
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:11,107
Yeah

561
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,617
…
how happy they actually are-

562
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:12,957
Mm-hmm

563
00:19:12,957 --> 00:19:14,857
…
because they get to be themselves.

564
00:19:15,357 --> 00:19:15,527
Yeah.

565
00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,707
100%. Yeah.

566
00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:17,087
Which is cool.

567
00:19:17,747 --> 00:19:21,937
I support a club that is less restricting.

568
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:22,687
Agree.

569
00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:25,087
Um, you know, there's, there's some
clubs- that have major dress codes.

570
00:19:25,087 --> 00:19:25,187
You have to

571
00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:27,707
wear… Oh, major dress code.

572
00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:29,477
Um- You have to wear certain shoes.

573
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:30,177
Yeah, yeah.

574
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:36,857
And I mean, there's a dress code
at the club, but it's not as strict

575
00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:41,587
as others- like, it's just not…
Like, you can wear tennis shoes.

576
00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:42,067
Right.

577
00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:42,887
Oh, that's all

578
00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:43,077
I have.

579
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:43,397
You know?

580
00:19:43,437 --> 00:19:45,437
You can wear T-shirts.

581
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:46,757
Mm-hmm.

582
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:50,927
They don't want you to look all… I
don't even know how to say it, you know?

583
00:19:51,427 --> 00:19:53,007
Coming out of work all greasy.

584
00:19:53,007 --> 00:19:55,347
No, they want you to be presentable, so.

585
00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,117
Yeah, yeah.

586
00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:56,667
But, you know-

587
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:57,257
Um,

588
00:19:57,257 --> 00:19:57,917
it's a club, guys … it's a club.

589
00:19:57,927 --> 00:19:57,977
Mm-hmm.

590
00:19:57,977 --> 00:20:00,947
I mean, people dress how they want.

591
00:20:00,957 --> 00:20:03,957
Most of them dress within the
theme, whatever the theme is.

592
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:04,457
Yeah.

593
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:08,437
But a lot… There's several people
that come in in their regular

594
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:12,297
clothing, and then they change into
something once they get inside.

595
00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:12,647
Yeah.

596
00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:17,277
Um, there's others that are like,
like me, that just wear, you know,

597
00:20:17,277 --> 00:20:19,087
whatever, whatever I'm feeling.

598
00:20:19,147 --> 00:20:19,297
Mm-hmm.

599
00:20:19,297 --> 00:20:22,617
I've worn T-shirts that… I
mean, that's the style, you know?

600
00:20:22,617 --> 00:20:22,627
Yeah.

601
00:20:22,627 --> 00:20:25,737
You tell people, "Well, you
can't wear T-shirts coming in."

602
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,907
Well, so you're saying I… What
if, what if that's my style?

603
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:33,147
You're saying I gotta go out and I
gotta go buy- Mm-hmm … a button-down

604
00:20:33,157 --> 00:20:39,337
shirt to attend a club where I'm already
gonna spend over $100 to walk into?

605
00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:39,367
No.

606
00:20:39,937 --> 00:20:40,627
I mean, come on.

607
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:41,027
Yeah.

608
00:20:41,037 --> 00:20:44,357
You can, you can work with your
clientele a little bit better than that.

609
00:20:44,357 --> 00:20:44,737
Yeah.

610
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,917
Uh, and so that's always been my thing.

611
00:20:46,957 --> 00:20:52,817
I, you know, I think that they're
really… They're laxed but in control

612
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:54,117
with it- Mm-hmm … which is cool.

613
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:54,157
Mm-hmm.

614
00:20:54,587 --> 00:21:00,117
Um, you know, you don't see
people out of s- you know, out of

615
00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,447
control with what they're wearing.

616
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:04,257
The dress code has never
been an issue at this place.

617
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:04,507
Yeah.

618
00:21:04,507 --> 00:21:05,127
I think that's awesome.

619
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:05,567
Yeah.

620
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:06,487
No, I agree.

621
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:06,517
Yeah.

622
00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:09,377
It's, um… That's, I feel
like that's what makes a lot of

623
00:21:09,387 --> 00:21:11,557
people more comfortable there.

624
00:21:12,057 --> 00:21:12,487
Yeah,

625
00:21:12,697 --> 00:21:13,247
yeah.

626
00:21:13,247 --> 00:21:13,347
You know?

627
00:21:13,347 --> 00:21:17,417
They're not… E- the… And
so let's even pass that, okay?

628
00:21:17,687 --> 00:21:20,927
When you're in there, you c- like
he said, you can, you know, some

629
00:21:20,927 --> 00:21:22,067
people are naked or whatever.

630
00:21:22,777 --> 00:21:24,787
It is so welcoming.

631
00:21:24,837 --> 00:21:29,207
There are so many different people, and
there are so many different, like… There

632
00:21:29,207 --> 00:21:35,337
will be men wearing these tiny little
shorts And do you know, men are super,

633
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:39,317
they… Y'all, I think, feel like y'all
get judged more than anything, you know?

634
00:21:39,997 --> 00:21:41,547
Yeah, I think people are looking.

635
00:21:41,547 --> 00:21:41,897
Yeah.

636
00:21:41,897 --> 00:21:44,777
And they're trying to figure
out your masculinity levels.

637
00:21:44,857 --> 00:21:44,877
Yeah.

638
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:45,317
Nope.

639
00:21:45,577 --> 00:21:45,777
Yeah.

640
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:47,367
It's so welcomed here.

641
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,947
Yeah, it's very inclusive.

642
00:21:48,947 --> 00:21:49,637
It's very welcome.

643
00:21:49,637 --> 00:21:49,717
Very

644
00:21:49,717 --> 00:21:49,892
inclusive.

645
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:50,377
There you go.

646
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:53,657
Um, people really seem to feel safe-

647
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:53,847
Mm-hmm

648
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:54,507
…
there.

649
00:21:54,557 --> 00:21:54,767
Mm-hmm.

650
00:21:54,807 --> 00:21:58,527
Um, not only physically safe,
but just safe to be themselves.

651
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:58,987
They really

652
00:21:58,987 --> 00:21:59,007
are.

653
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:00,667
And, and have it be okay.

654
00:22:00,817 --> 00:22:01,067
Mm-hmm.

655
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:05,427
Uh, and I think that's very,
very, uh, just awesome.

656
00:22:05,597 --> 00:22:08,517
And that, like I said, a lot of
that has to do with the staff.

657
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,017
Yeah.

658
00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:14,747
Uh, the staff really work
their hearts out to ensure that

659
00:22:14,777 --> 00:22:17,077
all of us have a- great time.

660
00:22:17,077 --> 00:22:17,107
Yeah,

661
00:22:17,107 --> 00:22:17,507
yeah.

662
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,767
Uh, and that all of us are taken care of.

663
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:20,507
They really do.

664
00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:24,487
Um, we have seen them kick people out-

665
00:22:24,497 --> 00:22:24,797
We

666
00:22:24,797 --> 00:22:25,207
have

667
00:22:25,207 --> 00:22:26,317
that are problematic.

668
00:22:26,327 --> 00:22:26,887
Yeah.

669
00:22:26,987 --> 00:22:31,397
Um, who were maybe not good on themselves.

670
00:22:31,397 --> 00:22:32,637
Maybe they were too drunk-

671
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:32,877
Mm-hmm

672
00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:34,137
…
and they couldn't really-

673
00:22:34,347 --> 00:22:34,497
Mm-hmm

674
00:22:34,507 --> 00:22:36,277
…
stand up very well or whatever.

675
00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:36,307
Yeah.

676
00:22:36,597 --> 00:22:40,447
You know, they help arrange
for them to get, uh, you know,

677
00:22:40,687 --> 00:22:41,937
uh, get a ride out of there.

678
00:22:41,957 --> 00:22:42,107
Mm-hmm.

679
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:47,707
Uh, so the staff really
is half of, of that club-

680
00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:48,067
Yeah

681
00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:48,477
completely.

682
00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:48,797
For sure.

683
00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:50,277
Like as far as everything-
For sure … that's done.

684
00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,387
Um- They, um- … the people in the
back are constantly changing out

685
00:22:54,357 --> 00:22:54,447
the sheets.

686
00:22:54,447 --> 00:22:54,467
Constantly.

687
00:22:54,467 --> 00:22:55,567
They're constantly cleaning-

688
00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:55,837
Flipping

689
00:22:55,837 --> 00:22:55,897
the beds

690
00:22:55,897 --> 00:22:56,627
…
sanitizing.

691
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:56,800
Yeah.

692
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,147
You know?

693
00:22:57,147 --> 00:23:01,067
I mean, it's just… And I feel
horrible for them when we're there-

694
00:23:01,077 --> 00:23:01,617
Yeah

695
00:23:01,737 --> 00:23:05,547
…
uh, because they say that they love us,
but at the same time I'm like, "Dude,

696
00:23:05,547 --> 00:23:10,587
we go back here so often that you guys
are, like, flipping the bed, the same

697
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,567
bed that we go on every 30 minutes."

698
00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:13,157
Yeah, yeah.

699
00:23:13,157 --> 00:23:17,647
Uh, you know, and most people don't start
till, like, midnight- Yeah … and we're

700
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,277
back there at, like, 9:30, 10 o'clock.

701
00:23:19,907 --> 00:23:23,237
Um, but they, I mean,
they work their tails off.

702
00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:23,617
They do.

703
00:23:23,627 --> 00:23:23,997
Yeah.

704
00:23:24,097 --> 00:23:24,607
They do.

705
00:23:24,907 --> 00:23:27,707
And it's, um… So yeah, they do.

706
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,017
So when you go back there, tip your staff.

707
00:23:30,047 --> 00:23:30,437
Yeah.

708
00:23:30,437 --> 00:23:32,447
You know, I can't say that enough.

709
00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:36,467
Uh, people forget that these
people, they, they're making…

710
00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:41,267
Yeah, they get a paycheck, but what
they're doing is pretty amazing.

711
00:23:41,277 --> 00:23:46,407
And let's face facts, guys, uh,
several of you are squirters, and-

712
00:23:46,437 --> 00:23:46,767
Mm-hmm

713
00:23:46,797 --> 00:23:50,527
…
that is a thing that- Mm … you're
gonna have your fun on these mattresses.

714
00:23:50,537 --> 00:23:52,137
These people have to clean that up.

715
00:23:52,137 --> 00:23:52,277
Mm-hmm.

716
00:23:52,777 --> 00:23:57,577
Uh, so tip your, uh,
your people back there.

717
00:23:57,577 --> 00:23:57,727
Yeah.

718
00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,207
I, I, I don't know why I
wanna call them chamber maids.

719
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:00,867
What?

720
00:24:01,317 --> 00:24:03,997
I feel like that's the
title of it, chamber maids.

721
00:24:04,327 --> 00:24:06,487
Because a cham- uh, hold on a second.

722
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:07,517
Oh my God.

723
00:24:07,517 --> 00:24:14,757
'
Cause a chamber maid, uh, turns
down the, um, the beds, I wanna say.

724
00:24:15,607 --> 00:24:16,937
Yes, they do.

725
00:24:16,947 --> 00:24:17,427
Right?

726
00:24:18,267 --> 00:24:23,427
A chambermaid is a female worker who
cleans and cares for bedrooms, making

727
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:27,707
beds and managing private quarters
in hotels or large private houses.

728
00:24:28,107 --> 00:24:28,717
Boom.

729
00:24:29,407 --> 00:24:32,207
I, uh, I labeled it exactly
what it should be there.

730
00:24:32,217 --> 00:24:32,237
Wow.

731
00:24:32,407 --> 00:24:34,327
Except, except it said female.

732
00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:36,447
I think that can be applied
to both male and female.

733
00:24:36,447 --> 00:24:36,457
Yes.

734
00:24:36,457 --> 00:24:37,077
I agree.

735
00:24:37,107 --> 00:24:39,957
Uh, but essentially, and I don't
even know if they know that, but

736
00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:41,977
hey, your title is chambermaid.

737
00:24:42,087 --> 00:24:42,277
Yeah.

738
00:24:42,277 --> 00:24:42,967
That's what y'all do.

739
00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:43,727
Well, thank

740
00:24:43,727 --> 00:24:44,071
you for your service.

741
00:24:44,071 --> 00:24:46,317
Um, and very cool chambermaids at that.

742
00:24:46,327 --> 00:24:47,827
So they work very, very hard.

743
00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:47,857
Yeah.

744
00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:53,017
I would implore anybody at any club,
not just Club Eden, but at any club,

745
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,847
if you go back there and there are
people who are cleaning up after you

746
00:24:56,877 --> 00:25:00,367
and they are flipping the beds, I
know that you just paid a lot of money

747
00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:03,177
to get there, but take care of them.

748
00:25:03,277 --> 00:25:03,787
Mm-hmm.

749
00:25:03,897 --> 00:25:04,447
Tip them.

750
00:25:04,527 --> 00:25:04,657
Mm-hmm.

751
00:25:04,657 --> 00:25:06,157
Even if it's just 10 bucks.

752
00:25:06,187 --> 00:25:06,637
Mm-hmm.

753
00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:07,437
It's, it's a meal.

754
00:25:07,537 --> 00:25:07,847
Mm-hmm.

755
00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:09,097
It's something, you know?

756
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:09,537
Yeah.

757
00:25:09,557 --> 00:25:12,667
Um, s- they're there on
a weekend most likely.

758
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:12,697
Mm-hmm.

759
00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:14,487
When they could be with
family or they could be with

760
00:25:14,487 --> 00:25:16,497
friends, uh, they're working.

761
00:25:16,507 --> 00:25:18,767
So just help them out, you know?

762
00:25:18,797 --> 00:25:21,947
Uh, we really try to do our best
to have a little bit, uh, extra

763
00:25:21,947 --> 00:25:23,747
money that we can float them.

764
00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:24,377
Yeah.

765
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,207
Uh, every… 'Cause we're-
Mm-hmm … we're back there so often.

766
00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:27,237
Mm-hmm.

767
00:25:27,247 --> 00:25:30,027
But, uh, great staff at, at Eden.

768
00:25:30,157 --> 00:25:31,367
Definitely a fan of that.

769
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:34,807
And, you know, I can say the same
thing about Eden DFW as well.

770
00:25:35,287 --> 00:25:35,377
Um-

771
00:25:35,387 --> 00:25:35,857
Yes.

772
00:25:35,957 --> 00:25:37,207
Yeah … a- amazing staff.

773
00:25:37,207 --> 00:25:37,947
Those guys-

774
00:25:37,947 --> 00:25:38,407
You know-

775
00:25:38,707 --> 00:25:40,277
…
were just amazing

776
00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:43,107
…
yeah, and you know one thing that
I know a lot of people worry about

777
00:25:43,157 --> 00:25:45,177
are single people, single men.

778
00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:50,197
Um, like that's a big question ab-
that we always get asked, "What about

779
00:25:50,197 --> 00:25:56,237
the single men?" Because we've gone to
clubs, and we've heard incidents or, you

780
00:25:56,237 --> 00:25:59,247
know, things with regarding single men.

781
00:25:59,707 --> 00:26:01,687
Um, they're very vigilant.

782
00:26:01,697 --> 00:26:02,827
The staff is very vigilant.

783
00:26:02,837 --> 00:26:09,847
No single man can go to the back, um,
without s- being accompanied by somebody.

784
00:26:10,287 --> 00:26:10,737
Yeah.

785
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,087
Um- You know, that, I- I
thought that was a cool policy.

786
00:26:13,087 --> 00:26:13,537
Yeah.

787
00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:15,097
Not everybody has that.

788
00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:16,697
Not everybody has that.

789
00:26:17,197 --> 00:26:21,997
Um- They, Eden does, and it's…
I, I've never had a problem there.

790
00:26:22,027 --> 00:26:26,187
I have heard, uh, stories from
other clubs- Yeah … from people

791
00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:27,517
who have visited other clubs-

792
00:26:27,527 --> 00:26:27,787
Yeah

793
00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:32,187
…
and said, "Oh, yeah, you know, we were
there playing on the beds, and-" Yeah

794
00:26:32,187 --> 00:26:35,307
some single guy was just, like, right
there against us-" and wanting to be

795
00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:37,347
a part of it." And it's like, oh, no.

796
00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:37,647
No.

797
00:26:37,647 --> 00:26:38,357
At our club-

798
00:26:38,457 --> 00:26:38,737
No

799
00:26:38,737 --> 00:26:42,157
…
they don't allow single men
back there without, uh, being

800
00:26:42,157 --> 00:26:43,727
accompanied by another woman.

801
00:26:43,767 --> 00:26:43,987
Yeah.

802
00:26:43,997 --> 00:26:44,517
By a woman.

803
00:26:44,517 --> 00:26:44,817
Yeah.

804
00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:49,647
So if it's a woman with two men, that's
fine, but she has to be accompanying.

805
00:26:49,677 --> 00:26:51,937
But on kink night, they're
okay to be roaming, right?

806
00:26:52,037 --> 00:26:52,982
No, on kink nights, that's different.

807
00:26:52,982 --> 00:26:53,097
It's

808
00:26:53,097 --> 00:26:53,727
a different night.

809
00:26:53,807 --> 00:26:54,097
Yeah.

810
00:26:54,097 --> 00:26:54,817
Kink night is different.

811
00:26:54,837 --> 00:26:56,547
But, like, on a normal- But as
far as a Friday or Saturday-

812
00:26:56,547 --> 00:26:56,907
Yeah, yeah

813
00:26:56,947 --> 00:26:58,627
…
yeah, I think that's the case.

814
00:26:58,657 --> 00:26:58,987
Yeah.

815
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:03,807
Um, you know, everybody loves
the fact that it's BYOB.

816
00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:04,427
Yes.

817
00:27:04,437 --> 00:27:07,097
You know, uh, you see
everybody walk in with their-

818
00:27:07,097 --> 00:27:09,007
Mm-hmm … full frigging bar, man.

819
00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:09,307
Yes.

820
00:27:09,727 --> 00:27:12,807
Like, we have friends that
show up with a full bar.

821
00:27:12,847 --> 00:27:13,287
Yes.

822
00:27:13,297 --> 00:27:14,897
Like, just bottles-

823
00:27:14,927 --> 00:27:15,567
Everything

824
00:27:15,707 --> 00:27:18,137
…
of all sorts of stuff, and
they're ready to mix drinks.

825
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:22,027
And that's the cool thing about
this, is the community that's there-

826
00:27:22,087 --> 00:27:22,487
Yeah

827
00:27:22,527 --> 00:27:27,117
…
are so inviting and welcoming
that they'll pass you a shot

828
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,197
even if they don't know you.

829
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,397
If you're a drinker and you're
visiting and they're like,

830
00:27:30,397 --> 00:27:31,587
"Hey, y- you want a drink?"

831
00:27:31,647 --> 00:27:31,857
Yeah.

832
00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:34,447
Or there's, uh, people over
there that bring Jell-O shots.

833
00:27:34,447 --> 00:27:34,477
Yes.

834
00:27:34,477 --> 00:27:35,737
They start passing them out.

835
00:27:35,747 --> 00:27:35,777
Mm-hmm.

836
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:36,447
You know, it's like-

837
00:27:36,777 --> 00:27:36,927
Mm-hmm

838
00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:39,687
…
um, that, they, that's no charge to you.

839
00:27:39,687 --> 00:27:41,397
That's just the community- Mm-hmm

840
00:27:41,397 --> 00:27:43,767
that's at this particular club.

841
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:44,037
Yes.

842
00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:46,417
Um, that's how everybody
gets down out there.

843
00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:46,797
I think that's- Very

844
00:27:46,797 --> 00:27:47,307
welcoming

845
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:48,037
…
really nice.

846
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:48,307
Yeah.

847
00:27:48,347 --> 00:27:48,967
Really nice.

848
00:27:49,027 --> 00:27:51,297
Their VIP area is amazing.

849
00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:56,257
Their content rooms are super…
I feel like they're really big.

850
00:27:56,687 --> 00:27:57,757
They are pretty large.

851
00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:57,797
Right?

852
00:27:57,807 --> 00:27:59,567
Uh, they're lit up nicely.

853
00:27:59,577 --> 00:27:59,597
Yeah.

854
00:27:59,607 --> 00:28:02,117
They have, uh, I think they
have a little TV in there.

855
00:28:02,497 --> 00:28:06,617
Uh, they have a window, and you
can also open the door if you

856
00:28:06,617 --> 00:28:09,087
wanna be seen or invite people in.

857
00:28:09,097 --> 00:28:09,127
Mm-hmm.

858
00:28:09,657 --> 00:28:14,117
Uh, but they have, like, a little
table in there, a full, full-size bed.

859
00:28:14,177 --> 00:28:14,717
Mm-hmm.

860
00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:18,767
And yeah, it's everything you
need- Yeah … to make content.

861
00:28:18,817 --> 00:28:19,887
Yeah, yeah.

862
00:28:19,987 --> 00:28:21,857
It's, um, it's really cool.

863
00:28:21,857 --> 00:28:23,167
It's a really good club.

864
00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:27,117
Um, I can't say sh- Anything bad about it

865
00:28:27,307 --> 00:28:28,297
No, and that's because- No

866
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:32,417
we haven't even talked about
the attached BDSM area-

867
00:28:32,437 --> 00:28:32,857
Yes

868
00:28:32,857 --> 00:28:33,577
…
that they have out there.

869
00:28:33,757 --> 00:28:34,037
Yeah.

870
00:28:34,037 --> 00:28:37,752
Now, it's not as large as
Infliction in DFW … in DFW.

871
00:28:37,972 --> 00:28:38,032
Mm-hmm.

872
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:41,152
Uh, which is, uh, pretty much
a warehouse that's attached to-

873
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:42,922
That's amazing … Club Eden in DFW.

874
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:43,522
That's amazing.

875
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:47,632
Uh, of pure BDSM- Mm-hmm … all
sorts everywhere you look.

876
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:47,662
Mm-hmm.

877
00:28:48,082 --> 00:28:51,982
Um, in Eden San Antonio, they
actually have a, a, a good

878
00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:53,482
little… It, it's small-

879
00:28:53,722 --> 00:28:53,902
Yeah

880
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:59,162
…
uh, but it is ample, uh, as far
as what the crowd is needing on

881
00:28:59,162 --> 00:29:00,202
a good- Yes … Saturday night.

882
00:29:00,242 --> 00:29:00,542
Yeah.

883
00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:00,812
You know?

884
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:00,842
For

885
00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:01,142
sure.

886
00:29:01,402 --> 00:29:04,222
Uh, and, and there are several
people that y- there's a

887
00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:06,032
couple of St. Andrew's crosses.

888
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:08,152
Normally on a Saturday night,
there's people on them.

889
00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:08,552
Mm-hmm.

890
00:29:08,982 --> 00:29:11,722
Uh, they have, uh, I don't
know the names of these things.

891
00:29:11,722 --> 00:29:15,772
I'm not into the kink world
just yet, but I'm, I, I… They

892
00:29:15,772 --> 00:29:18,452
look like, like padded horses.

893
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:18,472
Like benches.

894
00:29:18,472 --> 00:29:19,182
Yeah, like you-

895
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,292
You know … you kneel Like
workbench horses or something.

896
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:21,322
What

897
00:29:21,332 --> 00:29:22,162
are those called?

898
00:29:22,212 --> 00:29:23,222
I have no idea.

899
00:29:24,042 --> 00:29:31,572
Uh, I, I, I just wanna call them, uh,
wooden horses or, um, BDSM horses.

900
00:29:31,612 --> 00:29:33,292
They seem very horsey-like.

901
00:29:33,622 --> 00:29:38,272
Because when they sit on them, they sit on
them like jockeys- Yeah … on the horses.

902
00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:38,792
Yeah.

903
00:29:39,662 --> 00:29:41,842
Uh, so that's why I always
wanna call them horses.

904
00:29:41,842 --> 00:29:42,022
I don't know.

905
00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:42,612
No, you're right.

906
00:29:42,612 --> 00:29:43,602
They- They're padded, though.

907
00:29:43,892 --> 00:29:44,522
Let's see.

908
00:29:45,482 --> 00:29:47,252
There's even a cage there.

909
00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:48,792
Um- Have you seen that cage?

910
00:29:49,472 --> 00:29:50,782
I've never seen anyone
in that cage though.

911
00:29:50,782 --> 00:29:51,912
I've never seen anyone.

912
00:29:51,932 --> 00:29:56,092
It's called… So that's an X cross
um, it's just- The St. Andrew's?

913
00:29:56,092 --> 00:29:58,592
You know, they're just
called BDSM furniture.

914
00:29:58,592 --> 00:29:58,702
The X cross is

915
00:29:58,702 --> 00:29:59,152
this- Yeah

916
00:29:59,152 --> 00:29:59,472
…
the-

917
00:29:59,852 --> 00:30:00,862
It's this one right here

918
00:30:00,892 --> 00:30:02,892
That one right there, but huh.

919
00:30:03,122 --> 00:30:04,092
Yeah, it doesn't have a name.

920
00:30:04,142 --> 00:30:04,652
I don't know.

921
00:30:04,822 --> 00:30:06,662
It looks like a horse, uh-

922
00:30:06,742 --> 00:30:08,522
Oh, it's a spanking bench

923
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:09,652
Spanking bench.

924
00:30:10,062 --> 00:30:10,392
Yeah.

925
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:13,642
Let's take the most obvious thing that
we can name it, and let's name it that.

926
00:30:13,742 --> 00:30:15,012
It's a spanking bench.

927
00:30:15,032 --> 00:30:15,822
I like it.

928
00:30:15,822 --> 00:30:16,032
I'm just being creative.

929
00:30:16,032 --> 00:30:20,052
I, I haven't been on that, but
it's, um, I find it very cool.

930
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,122
A spanking bench.

931
00:30:21,132 --> 00:30:21,292
Yeah.

932
00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:25,512
Um, there is a thing with s-
kinda like stirrups in there.

933
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:25,762
Like…

934
00:30:26,532 --> 00:30:28,422
Um, no, that one doesn't have stirrups.

935
00:30:28,462 --> 00:30:29,482
That one is just,

936
00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:32,382
um- it's to lay down in so
you can get eaten out, right?

937
00:30:32,432 --> 00:30:33,022
Yes.

938
00:30:33,322 --> 00:30:33,442
What

939
00:30:33,442 --> 00:30:34,452
does that look like?

940
00:30:34,452 --> 00:30:34,972
And I think fucked.

941
00:30:34,972 --> 00:30:39,292
It's just pretty much your, your
tors- like, your whole body.

942
00:30:39,302 --> 00:30:39,332
Uh-huh.

943
00:30:39,342 --> 00:30:40,172
Your upper body.

944
00:30:40,302 --> 00:30:40,392
Yeah.

945
00:30:40,532 --> 00:30:45,162
And then, uh, I guess, then two
leg, two legs here, so there's,

946
00:30:45,162 --> 00:30:46,412
somebody can be in the middle of you.

947
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,502
So two legs right here.

948
00:30:47,572 --> 00:30:47,892
Mm.

949
00:30:48,072 --> 00:30:49,152
Two legs like that.

950
00:30:49,942 --> 00:30:50,202
Like that.

951
00:30:50,702 --> 00:30:51,962
There you go.

952
00:30:51,962 --> 00:30:53,332
Like that?

953
00:30:54,162 --> 00:30:56,672
So, uh, yeah, they have one of those

954
00:30:56,692 --> 00:30:58,102
Oh, they have the bed and the cages.

955
00:30:58,102 --> 00:30:58,842
Yeah, you are right.

956
00:30:58,872 --> 00:31:01,382
And there's couches there so
you can watch your friends.

957
00:31:02,082 --> 00:31:02,922
We have done that.

958
00:31:02,922 --> 00:31:02,975
We do.

959
00:31:02,975 --> 00:31:03,322
Yeah, yeah.

960
00:31:03,342 --> 00:31:04,692
Yeah We sit on those couches.

961
00:31:04,692 --> 00:31:05,552
They're a little low.

962
00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:06,072
Yeah.

963
00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:08,622
So whenever I'm sitting in them,
they're hard to get out of.

964
00:31:08,672 --> 00:31:10,502
I've had to roll out
of 'em before, but, uh-

965
00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:13,862
And you have to bring your own
flippity-floppity things, right?

966
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:15,205
Your floggers and

967
00:31:15,205 --> 00:31:15,439
stuff?

968
00:31:15,439 --> 00:31:15,672
Yes

969
00:31:15,672 --> 00:31:19,662
I think, because there's a guy- I think so
… who comes in on Saturdays, real nice guy.

970
00:31:19,792 --> 00:31:20,122
Yeah.

971
00:31:20,152 --> 00:31:22,432
Um, he does not work for the club.

972
00:31:22,802 --> 00:31:23,102
No.

973
00:31:23,112 --> 00:31:27,142
He does that out of the sheer
fact that he enjoys doing it.

974
00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:27,342
Mm-hmm.

975
00:31:27,602 --> 00:31:30,412
And he shows up there
almost every Saturday.

976
00:31:30,412 --> 00:31:33,622
I, uh, there's very few times
that he's not there on a Saturday.

977
00:31:33,632 --> 00:31:34,002
Yeah.

978
00:31:34,232 --> 00:31:37,362
And he will offer scenes for people.

979
00:31:37,372 --> 00:31:39,422
He'll let people use his stuff.

980
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,742
Like, he's very, very awesome back there.

981
00:31:42,752 --> 00:31:43,032
Yeah.

982
00:31:43,062 --> 00:31:44,802
We, we all love him.

983
00:31:45,342 --> 00:31:47,102
Uh, so yeah, you know, I,

984
00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:49,652
those- I'm gonna get me a little flogger.

985
00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:50,192
Are you?

986
00:31:50,192 --> 00:31:50,892
I like that.

987
00:31:51,132 --> 00:31:51,812
A flogger?

988
00:31:51,832 --> 00:31:52,352
Yeah, I like that.

989
00:31:52,362 --> 00:31:53,802
To flog people?

990
00:31:53,902 --> 00:31:56,182
Um, I mean, I will flog people, for sure.

991
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:56,952
Or to be flogged

992
00:31:56,952 --> 00:31:56,962
with?

993
00:31:56,962 --> 00:31:58,702
But to be flogged, so
that you can do it to me.

994
00:31:58,772 --> 00:31:59,342
Wow.

995
00:31:59,372 --> 00:31:59,812
Yeah.

996
00:31:59,812 --> 00:32:00,582
Yeah, that would be cool.

997
00:32:01,182 --> 00:32:02,952
Um, oh, you know what?

998
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:04,402
They also have the porn room.

999
00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:04,772
We did it in the porn room.

1000
00:32:05,422 --> 00:32:09,262
Now, we experienced the porn
room this past weekend, yeah.

1001
00:32:09,312 --> 00:32:09,742
Friday.

1002
00:32:09,782 --> 00:32:10,582
Friday, yeah.

1003
00:32:10,582 --> 00:32:12,482
We, we decided to change it up.

1004
00:32:12,502 --> 00:32:15,052
Oh my God, I had like, what,
seven orgasms on that bed?

1005
00:32:15,232 --> 00:32:17,392
Seven orgasms on that bed, yeah.

1006
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:18,302
Guys.

1007
00:32:19,012 --> 00:32:20,462
That bed has seen some things.

1008
00:32:20,502 --> 00:32:20,632
That

1009
00:32:20,632 --> 00:32:21,452
was wonderful.

1010
00:32:21,772 --> 00:32:22,182
Yeah.

1011
00:32:22,182 --> 00:32:26,092
You know, it, it was… It, the,
the porn room, to me, I can see

1012
00:32:26,092 --> 00:32:27,572
how that would be an ambiance.

1013
00:32:27,592 --> 00:32:31,492
So you walk into this room and
there's two beds side by side.

1014
00:32:31,932 --> 00:32:37,212
Uh, there's a huge projection of
porn right above, and then there's,

1015
00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:39,935
when you first walk in, there's
like couches right there- Mm-hmm

1016
00:32:39,935 --> 00:32:43,232
that you can sit and watch people on
the bed or you can sit and watch porn.

1017
00:32:44,112 --> 00:32:46,372
Um, I see how that's hot.

1018
00:32:46,472 --> 00:32:47,052
Mm-hmm.

1019
00:32:47,302 --> 00:32:54,642
But from a person who personally loves
porn and loves to watch while having

1020
00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:58,712
sex, other people have sex, that's why
I like being in the middle beds- Yeah,

1021
00:32:58,872 --> 00:32:59,002
right

1022
00:32:59,022 --> 00:33:00,982
…
is because we have people
around us having sex- Yeah

1023
00:33:00,982 --> 00:33:03,422
and I'm like, "Okay, both of us
can look in different directions-

1024
00:33:03,422 --> 00:33:07,762
Yeah … and see something." Um,
but to see- The only way to see the

1025
00:33:07,762 --> 00:33:08,922
porn is if it, you're on your back.

1026
00:33:09,072 --> 00:33:09,092
Yeah.

1027
00:33:09,762 --> 00:33:10,112
Yeah.

1028
00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:11,192
Yeah.

1029
00:33:11,342 --> 00:33:15,032
And I mean, if I'm on my back,
you're on top of me, chances are I'm

1030
00:33:15,032 --> 00:33:15,782
probably looking at you, not the porn.

1031
00:33:15,782 --> 00:33:15,792
Yeah.

1032
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:15,932
You know?

1033
00:33:16,502 --> 00:33:16,922
Yeah.

1034
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,112
Uh, so yeah, other, other than
that, you know, I'd get a crick

1035
00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:21,312
in my neck, but, uh, it…

1036
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,092
I can see how, how it-
Yeah … would be hot.

1037
00:33:23,192 --> 00:33:23,372
Yeah.

1038
00:33:23,372 --> 00:33:23,962
It was hot.

1039
00:33:24,182 --> 00:33:24,452
Yeah.

1040
00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:25,492
I watched it a little bit.

1041
00:33:26,032 --> 00:33:26,862
Yeah, that was fun.

1042
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:27,322
That was nice.

1043
00:33:27,752 --> 00:33:28,402
That was fun.

1044
00:33:28,402 --> 00:33:32,602
So all in all, uh, Club Eden
is, is definitely a vibe.

1045
00:33:32,612 --> 00:33:32,642
Yes.

1046
00:33:32,652 --> 00:33:37,032
Now, I will say, uh, the, the food-

1047
00:33:37,822 --> 00:33:38,252
Oh

1048
00:33:38,252 --> 00:33:39,132
…
is worth talking about.

1049
00:33:39,152 --> 00:33:40,462
My goodness, guys.

1050
00:33:41,382 --> 00:33:44,122
Their menu is amazing.

1051
00:33:44,132 --> 00:33:44,522
It's ample.

1052
00:33:44,552 --> 00:33:45,532
It's small.

1053
00:33:45,532 --> 00:33:50,012
It's not like a lot of like, you know,
you can't get like steaks and shit, but,

1054
00:33:50,422 --> 00:33:54,472
um, they have sandwiches, they have pizza,
and the pizza- Yeah … is the bomb.

1055
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,272
They got like loaded fries.

1056
00:33:56,272 --> 00:33:56,542
Oh, loaded fries.

1057
00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:57,782
They got all sorts of stuff.

1058
00:33:58,262 --> 00:33:58,642
Um-

1059
00:33:58,652 --> 00:34:00,762
I heard their chicken burger-
It's pretty good … is good, or

1060
00:34:00,762 --> 00:34:02,222
their regular burger or something.

1061
00:34:02,362 --> 00:34:04,182
I hear that their everything is good.

1062
00:34:04,192 --> 00:34:04,212
Yeah.

1063
00:34:04,222 --> 00:34:08,142
I haven't heard anybody say any…
And it's funny because there… One

1064
00:34:08,142 --> 00:34:11,602
of the first few times that we were
at the club- Mm-hmm … when we first

1065
00:34:11,602 --> 00:34:15,912
started going, and there was that one
girl that I ended up sleeping with, um,

1066
00:34:16,642 --> 00:34:20,852
and she had… She was sh- we, we, we
had a threesome with her in the back.

1067
00:34:20,902 --> 00:34:21,162
Oh,

1068
00:34:21,162 --> 00:34:21,572
yeah.

1069
00:34:21,572 --> 00:34:25,402
But she had, uh, gone
and gotten some food.

1070
00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:26,252
Yes.

1071
00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:27,262
And it was the loaded fries.

1072
00:34:27,262 --> 00:34:28,742
Loaded fries,

1073
00:34:28,792 --> 00:34:29,152
yeah.

1074
00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:31,432
And that's the first time
that I had tasted those fries.

1075
00:34:31,432 --> 00:34:31,560
Yeah.

1076
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,222
I was like, damn, those things are legit.

1077
00:34:33,422 --> 00:34:35,432
You wouldn't expect to get- No … that

1078
00:34:35,432 --> 00:34:35,722
kind of

1079
00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:39,072
But then again, also keep in mind
that eating that kind of food and

1080
00:34:39,072 --> 00:34:40,502
then going and playing can be-

1081
00:34:40,952 --> 00:34:41,262
Yes

1082
00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:42,862
…
hazardous to lots of people's health.

1083
00:34:42,862 --> 00:34:45,142
Those were the days where
we didn't ever get a couch.

1084
00:34:45,342 --> 00:34:46,672
We were sitting on the sidelines.

1085
00:34:46,782 --> 00:34:47,052
Yeah.

1086
00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:48,522
Those were the days.

1087
00:34:49,152 --> 00:34:52,102
We had a lot of, uh,
paranoia, a lot of anxiety.

1088
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:52,592
Yeah.

1089
00:34:52,812 --> 00:34:53,712
Didn't wanna go anywhere.

1090
00:34:54,182 --> 00:34:57,392
But the funny thing was we
always played in the middle beds-

1091
00:34:57,392 --> 00:34:57,842
Yes.

1092
00:34:58,252 --> 00:34:58,992
Yeah … from day one.

1093
00:34:59,132 --> 00:34:59,442
Yeah.

1094
00:35:00,052 --> 00:35:02,702
We never… We've only gone into
the cubbies with other people.

1095
00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:03,402
Yeah.

1096
00:35:04,032 --> 00:35:04,432
Yeah.

1097
00:35:04,632 --> 00:35:04,982
Yeah.

1098
00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:06,372
It's a great place.

1099
00:35:06,932 --> 00:35:11,652
I think, um- If when you go to the back,
take a little fan with you just in case

1100
00:35:12,242 --> 00:35:13,242
Yeah, it may get, uh-

1101
00:35:13,252 --> 00:35:13,482
It gets

1102
00:35:13,482 --> 00:35:15,312
a little warm … sometimes
it'll get a little warm

1103
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,292
Especially if you get worked up.

1104
00:35:16,352 --> 00:35:16,842
Yeah.

1105
00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:20,932
Um, but other than that, man
I think the place is great

1106
00:35:21,362 --> 00:35:22,512
Yeah, absolutely.

1107
00:35:22,512 --> 00:35:23,952
You definitely gotta go scope it out.

1108
00:35:23,952 --> 00:35:29,792
Yes If you're ever in San Antonio or even
if you're in Austin or Corpus or wherever,

1109
00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:31,752
surrounding areas, it is worth the drive.

1110
00:35:31,752 --> 00:35:32,072
It is worth

1111
00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:33,362
the drive, yes.

1112
00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:34,892
Um, definitely go scope it out.

1113
00:35:34,892 --> 00:35:34,982
Mm-hmm.

1114
00:35:34,982 --> 00:35:37,762
If you visit Texas at
all, put it on your list.

1115
00:35:37,792 --> 00:35:39,202
Club Eden, San Antonio.

1116
00:35:39,202 --> 00:35:40,102
Definitely check it out.

1117
00:35:40,102 --> 00:35:40,392
Yeah.

1118
00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:44,872
And check out their website because they
do have days where it's, um, for newbies.

1119
00:35:45,682 --> 00:35:46,132
That's true.

1120
00:35:46,232 --> 00:35:51,402
They have days for poly,
poly, um, poly people.

1121
00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,422
They have hot wife…

1122
00:35:53,612 --> 00:35:57,232
Like, they have different themes,
and they have different days

1123
00:35:57,252 --> 00:35:58,762
where it's, like, discounted.

1124
00:35:59,162 --> 00:36:00,942
So definitely go and check it out.

1125
00:36:00,972 --> 00:36:06,422
Um, I know sometimes towards the end of
the year, the owner does do, like, um,

1126
00:36:06,452 --> 00:36:11,362
if you get a membership, there's usually,
like, a little discount, um, that he does.

1127
00:36:11,382 --> 00:36:13,412
He usually does that every year.

1128
00:36:13,982 --> 00:36:17,872
Um, and I'm sure, you know, this
year he's probably gonna do it again.

1129
00:36:18,402 --> 00:36:18,662
Yeah.

1130
00:36:18,672 --> 00:36:22,322
So take advantage of things like
that because it is, it is worth it.

1131
00:36:22,332 --> 00:36:25,622
Like Adam said, um, anybody
that's in the surrounding areas.

1132
00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:27,032
We drive an hour to it.

1133
00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,002
Like, it's nothing for us.

1134
00:36:29,002 --> 00:36:30,862
Like, we've gone on a-
Yeah … Friday, and we've gone on

1135
00:36:30,862 --> 00:36:32,272
a Saturday, and we come back home.

1136
00:36:32,532 --> 00:36:35,422
And you know, it's really
worth the experience.

1137
00:36:35,432 --> 00:36:37,172
It's worth the night that you can have.

1138
00:36:37,252 --> 00:36:37,942
Yeah, for sure.

1139
00:36:37,982 --> 00:36:40,892
I mean, you're not just going
in and spending an hour or two.

1140
00:36:41,112 --> 00:36:41,262
Yeah.

1141
00:36:41,312 --> 00:36:44,355
Uh, we go in there as
soon as they open at 9:00.

1142
00:36:44,355 --> 00:36:44,402
Mm-hmm.

1143
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:47,302
And it's a party and sex, party
and sex till probably about

1144
00:36:47,302 --> 00:36:48,562
1:00 or 2:00 in the morning.

1145
00:36:48,692 --> 00:36:49,152
Yes.

1146
00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:51,652
Um, and they stay open
till 4:00 in the morning.

1147
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,902
Um, but that's as far-
Ooh … as we can last.

1148
00:36:53,902 --> 00:36:54,382
We don't last any farther than that.

1149
00:36:54,382 --> 00:36:55,132
Yeah,

1150
00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:55,672
no.

1151
00:36:55,692 --> 00:37:01,302
Um, but think about how much time
you're getting for the amount

1152
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:02,642
of money that you're spending.

1153
00:37:02,652 --> 00:37:02,672
Mm-hmm.

1154
00:37:03,022 --> 00:37:04,092
And what you're getting.

1155
00:37:04,102 --> 00:37:04,122
Mm-hmm.

1156
00:37:04,132 --> 00:37:09,012
Because some people don't… You
know, they wanna spend on a hotel.

1157
00:37:09,022 --> 00:37:11,622
Well, you're gonna get a hotel
and have sex with somebody.

1158
00:37:11,952 --> 00:37:15,592
Or you can just get a whole club
experience- Mm-hmm … and go have sex.

1159
00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:15,812
Mm-hmm.

1160
00:37:16,282 --> 00:37:17,672
You know, and, and enjoy.

1161
00:37:17,682 --> 00:37:17,702
Yeah.

1162
00:37:18,092 --> 00:37:21,712
You know, some parents don't have the
privacy that they get, so they go out

1163
00:37:21,712 --> 00:37:23,162
for the night, and they go have sex.

1164
00:37:23,192 --> 00:37:23,452
Yeah.

1165
00:37:23,782 --> 00:37:24,632
Because they can.

1166
00:37:24,772 --> 00:37:24,942
Yeah.

1167
00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:25,392
You know?

1168
00:37:25,892 --> 00:37:28,732
Uh, you're, you're getting a whole
experience, and it's a great experience

1169
00:37:28,732 --> 00:37:29,992
that they, that they put out there.

1170
00:37:29,992 --> 00:37:30,192
They do.

1171
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:35,592
Um, definitely if you go, enjoy the staff.

1172
00:37:35,642 --> 00:37:35,902
Yes.

1173
00:37:35,902 --> 00:37:36,892
Enjoy the people.

1174
00:37:37,162 --> 00:37:43,132
If you're out there, chances are we may
be out there too, and if you see us,

1175
00:37:43,152 --> 00:37:45,112
we're nor- normally at a certain couch.

1176
00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:47,352
Uh, come by and say hi.

1177
00:37:47,502 --> 00:37:47,922
Yeah.

1178
00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:51,602
Uh, we love listening, uh,
to our listeners as they

1179
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,132
talk about their lives, so.

1180
00:37:53,172 --> 00:37:53,192
Yeah.

1181
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,092
That's always a fun
thing that we get to do.

1182
00:37:55,392 --> 00:37:55,772
All right.

1183
00:37:55,772 --> 00:37:59,382
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1184
00:37:59,522 --> 00:38:03,592
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1185
00:38:03,592 --> 00:38:07,832
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1186
00:38:07,832 --> 00:38:08,492
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1187
00:38:08,738 --> 00:38:09,068
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1188
00:38:09,248 --> 00:38:12,738
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1207
00:39:07,188 --> 00:39:08,808
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