Inside Club Eden: What Makes a Great Swinger Club?

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0:50 Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam. And I'm Pris. And on today's Wednesday quickie, we're gonna be discussing the club. Club Eden specifically. That's right, our home club. Yeah. We're, uh, pretty happy with our club, so we said, "You know what? Let's talk about it." Yeah. 'Cause it's a very nice club, and we wanna get- into the details of it. Yeah. So what, what makes Club Eden so great? So I specifically, and I always talk about this, is the safetiness of it all. Yeah, the safety. Like I, I, I feel super safe at Club Eden. Like, their staff is very vigilant.

1:31 Um, and I feel like it's a very clean club. Yeah. Yeah, they do, uh, they do seem to keep up the, with its cleanliness. Yeah. Uh, yeah. There's… I don't have a whole lot of complaints. You know, we've only been to, um, we… Our home club is Club Eden San Antonio. Now, Club Eden owns a club in Dallas and in Oklahoma City as well. Yes. Uh, we haven't been to the one in Oklahoma City. No. Uh, but we've also been to the one in Dallas. Mm-hmm. Uh, and you know, we love them both, but, uh, our home club in San Antonio, that place is just the right vibe. What, What do you like about it? Well I'm pickier You know, the- Of the two … yeah, I'm not, I'm not really picky No.

2:15 At all. My boo can stay at any hotel. Yeah, I, I, I don't have any- No uh, pickiness there. It's just a matter of, you know- Yeah … I just want a hotel. I just need a place to sleep. Yeah. Um, the club, you know, I, I can imagine that there's some pretty sketchy places. We've not been to them, but I can imagine that, and I've heard horror stories. We've heard some really bad stories. Um, but, you know, there's… The upkeep that they do on this place, it is clean, and they have, uh, they're constantly maintaining the, the beds and making sure that everything is, is clean and sanitary. Um, the staff for me is everything. Yeah. Uh, the staff is what makes the club, besides the people who show up.

3:00 I mean, that's- Yeah … the, the, the people who show up, uh, as members are, are one of the major things that make the club, but the staff also really makes the club. Right. I mean, they're super vigilant. Yeah. Um, they're very, especially, like, when you're in the back, they're looking to see if anybody has their phones out, and I have seen them twice, um, in the middle of us having our little session in the middle. Um, I've seen them twice, like, tell people, "Hey, put your phones away," or whatever. Yeah. They're always looking out. They're always looking out. Yeah, which is funny because you don't think that they're paying attention, but they're totally paying attention.

3:41 They are, yeah. They're watching everything. Yeah. Um, and they have a lot of eyes on everybody. Like, they're just looking, making sure everybody's safe, making sure everybody's having, uh, the time that they need to be having, but also not breaking rules. Yeah. Um, yeah, you know, it's, it's… That really creates a, a great comfort, and I think, you know, somebody had asked me once. They were like, "You know, we haven't gone to a club before. Um-" what should we be looking for as far as club experience? Yeah. And it's like, well, honestly, you know, the, the first thing that you wanna take note of is safety. Yeah. How s- how safe do you feel?

4:22 Yeah. Um, if you don't feel safe- Yeah … then you're right o- you need to turn right back around. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You need to leave. Go with your gut. Yeah. Now, different people's levels of safety are different. So- Well, because, uh, these clubs are not in, like, well-lit- No, I mean, like- areas Yeah. They're, like, not off of, like, the freeway and… Well, I mean, I guess Club Eden isn't in a, this one is not specifically in a industrial area, but they're usually in industrial areas. You know, it's really depends on the city's zoning. Oh, okay. Uh, so it all depends on the zoning and what their laws are when it comes to where these places should be.

5:04 Mm-hmm. Oftentimes they're put in industrial areas because there's less chance of children happening to be, you know, happening to- Oh, so kind of like a- … you know, crossing, you know … um, like a porn store or like a- Yeah … a strip club? You know, y- yeah. You want them to be a way where kids won't happen upon them. Okay. You know? Okay, yeah. Um, you don't wanna find a place that's got foot traffic, you know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe it's different in, uh, places like Vegas- Yeah … uh, where there's more sinners. Yeah. Um, but, uh- So not next to a elementary school. Uh, yeah, pretty much. Yeah. You, you- I gotcha … uh, now, I, like I, I mentioned Vegas, I had, I'd seen a meme and, you know, that's what happens is you see memes and you think it's true.

5:50 But, uh- … there was a meme that had shown, uh, The Green Door- Uh-huh … is the one that we had- Right … we had talked about going to- In Vegas … the last time we were in Vegas. Yeah. Uh, The Green Door sits in the same parking lot as a church that just opened up. I don't know what kind of church. Okay. Like, a foreign church or something like that. Okay. Um, and so, you know, there's obviously- Kind of weird … foot traffic, but at the same time, it's obviously Las Vegas, and nobody really bats an eye when it comes to- I mean … stuff like that. Um, you know, you can walk the strip and people hand you naked pictures with a phone number on there. I mean, it's- Right … an escort. So, I mean, there's just things, you see things in Vegas- I mean … I'm sure I don't know I don't know.

6:34 But for the most part- But the safetiness … you, yeah, you definitely wanna have that safety. Yeah. You wanna, um, if you even feel slightly unsafe, don't try it at all. Okay. What else should I be looking for? Um, cleanliness right after safety. Agree. So if your safety is, is good and you feel strong enough to be there, uh, it… I understand dust happens, you know? Oh, yeah. I get it. You know, I, I- Like normal, like normal cleanliness … a, a business is a business. Yeah. But, uh, if you walk into the restrooms early on after they've only been open maybe 30, 40 minutes and- Yeah and they're a wreck- Yeah … or it's just not looking very sanitary, um Chances are that's not your- Yeah … best place to be 'cause- I love the restroom at Club Eden- Oh, yeah … in San Antonio Yeah.

7:24 Uh, the women's restroom- Is beau- is, is good … in San Antonio is, is very, very pretty Like, I mean, the little couches could be, like, steamed, but- They have, uh- I- It's very pretty yeah, all the ladies take pictures in the- Yeah … the mirror. Yes, we do. It's kind of like a rite of passage- Yes, yes … when you go to Eden in San Antonio, that you take pictures in the bathroom. It is. Um- And, um, all the… Oh, look, Gotzo. Yeah. And all the restrooms in the women's, um, stalls have wipes. Do not flush them- Which is- by the way … which is good. That's good, you know, because Eden was not our first club. Our first club was, uh, one of their competitors. Oh my God. Not, not gonna list them by name. Are you gonna tell my story?

8:06 Um, can I? Or do you- Sure … do you wanna… Yeah? Okay. I mean, because, because this is why a club should have this. So our first club, uh, was one of their competitors. Uh, and, uh, that was the very first time that we went. As a matter of fact, it was on my birthday two years ago that I had asked to go. Mm-hmm. Uh, but it was a Thursday night. It was slow. Uh, but, uh, it was a good experience as far as the DJ was great. Um, it was really cool. Like, it was really a celebration of my birthday. Like, they made it really cool. Like, the- They did … the people that were running it- They had a lot of fun. Yeah … they, we did, we did have a good time. They had lap dances- Yeah … and everything. Um, but- It was kinda dead … it was kinda dead.

8:47 Yeah. But one of our biggest complaints of that place was the cleanliness. It was- It was not- It was not- … very clean … yeah. And it was hot. It was very hot. Like, I was sweating. Yeah. And we weren't really doing much to be sweating. No. We were sitting- Um, but you were sweating a lot. And so I remember, uh, you went to the women's restroom- Yes I guess to dampen yourself off or- I, I had to pee, and then I… Yeah, I wiped and- Yeah … I was sweaty. Right. Yeah. Um, so refer back to that later in the story. But she came back out, and we hung out with our friends that were out there. Like I said, we had a good time. Yeah. Uh, this was our very first time, so we decided we can't leave without going into the back and, and having sex.

9:30 And then he tracked back and say, "Never mind." Do you wanna- Nothing. Yeah? Uh, so this is- I don't care … this is basically her nightmare scenario. This is why she's l- she's reacting that way. Um- … but yeah. So we went back there to go have sex. And we were just… This was one of our first experiences having sex in front of others. We wanted to put on a show. Yeah, yeah. But it was so dead that nobody was really walking back there. Yeah. So we were like, "Well, fuck it. We're gonna have sex here anyways." They called it The Aquarium, I think. Yeah. Or The Fishbowl. Fishbowl. Yeah, because they had this set of, uh, beds there, and there's, like, a glass window where you can watch. Yeah. You know? Uh, so we went to the middle of that area so that we could put on a show, and hopefully people would be looking at us through the window.

10:18 Yeah. And I laid on the bed, and I was naked. And, uh, you started to go down on me, which is great, and your ass was facing the window. So anybody who would've walked in- Yeah would've seen all of your ass- Yeah … and your head bobbing up and down- Yeah … on me. Uh, which would've been hot had anybody walked in. Yeah. Uh, luckily for you, nobody had walked in. Thanks. Because shortly thereafter you said- I flipped around … yeah, you said, "Do you, do you want me to ride you?" Mm-hmm. And I said, "Yeah, sure." And you said, "I'm gonna face this way so that-" Cowgirl "… in case people walk in they can see us." Yeah. Yeah. And so you began to shimmy your way down that way, and you were gonna put me inside you, and you did successfully put me inside you.

11:07 And as you were having sex with me, I'm seeing toilet paper all, like, all up in your ass, like, all over, like, little remnants, little pieces. It looked like the way a, uh, you know, a guy from the '50s would shave with a blade. And then they'd, they'd stick the little pieces of toilet paper all over their face, you know? That's the way your ass looked, um, because there was to- And, and I didn't… So this is the funny part is- … one, luckily nobody saw you. Yes. Two, totally the nightmare scenario that you have always told me.

11:48 Smell and toilet paper. Yeah. Uh, so from the day that we got together, like, that, I think that's one of the first things that she told me- Yes … was one of her nightmares was, uh, was with the toilet paper, et cetera, you know? And, uh, when we started getting involved in the swinger lifestyle, you know, she always used to say, "Hey, if you see something, let me know, like-" Yeah "you know, so I can fix it so nobody sees," blah, blah, blah. In all of these years, this has never, ever happened. Mm-hmm. And the one time, on my birthday, the, the first time that we ever go to a club and we're having this exhibitionist, uh, scenario, and it's literally her nightmare scenario- Mm-hmm … and it happens.

12:34 Yeah. And luckily I was able to catch it beforehand. But that- He's like, "Babe, you got …" Yeah. They, they used- Like, how- … very, very, uh, cheap toilet paper … how wonderful is it when your man picks the toilet paper off your ass? Sometimes you, you gotta, you gotta do it. And, um- I mean, and I didn't miss a beat. We kept having sex. Yes. And I was like, "Oh, my gosh." And so of course it's always on my brain, right? But, um- The Club Eden in San Antonio has wipes, so I, you know… And they have a bowl there of, um, pads, different pads and tampons. No kidding. Yeah. And there's mouthwash. I think y'all have mouthwash. Yeah, we do have mouthwash. Um- Now, the guys', uh, restroom is not as bougie as the women's, but let's face facts, we don't really need anything that beautiful.

13:17 No. Um- Do you have a mirror in there? We do. Okay … very large mirror. Oh, good. There's three sinks there that are very close together. But luckily there's never more than one person at the sink- Yeah at any given time. Okay. Um, there is mouthwash there. Um, and but the, the, uh… So there's two urinals, and then there's a stall. But the funny thing is, is that the paper towels- Uh-huh … is on a weird timer. Okay. Because… So it's hands-free, which is great. Yeah. So you wave your hand there, and the thing comes out, and it comes out, I don't know, about a regular size. Uh-huh. You know, so you pull it- Yeah … and you dry your hands. But sometimes that's not enough, so you gotta get a second one. But then it wipes. So then you wave at a second one.

13:57 The thing's like that. Yeah. And you've gotta rip it off and then… And then you wave it again, and then it's, like, in between. It's, like, all different sizes. I don't know. It's very difficult to, uh, to dry my… I just use my pants. Yeah. I just use my pants because- Well- … there's gonna be all sorts of fluids on it later anyways. Yeah. So I, I like that, like, the, the restrooms are nice. The restrooms. Yeah. Yeah. That definitely won you over the very first time. It did. Yeah. And I mean, I, I think… I, I mean, for the most part, we're there pretty early, so- Yeah … you know, the cleanliness, I see it everywhere. So that, for me, that's a really big deal. So that's, that is definitely one of the things- That's a, yeah … that they have that, that, that they've done well.

14:40 Yeah. Um, now one thing I will say that I like about the DFW Eden that San Antonio doesn't have is they have that shower. Yes. Which is really cool. Yes. Um, it's part of the VIP- Yeah I think. So I- Yeah, but- But that's amazing … still very cool. Um, we were talking about that, like a shower would be good there at the club. Um, but like where? I guess the content rooms if they're not used, but then man, that's plumbing and everything. Yeah. I mean, that- But I That takes a lot. That's a… And then you gotta get licensed for that, like everything. Yeah. That's a really cool, um, thing that DFW has is that… Um, I was gonna say, you know what else I like about it? That it's pretty cool.

15:20 Temperature-wise. Temperature-wise. I mean, there are times, of course, you're fucking in the back and it, it, it is hot. Um, but we're in Texas, and it's always hot, so- It's hot everywhere … we understand that. But like the, the air is, is cool for me. Yeah. And, and there's certain, uh, couches that you can, uh, rent that- Yes … run very cold 'cause- Yes … they're right in the middle of- Yeah … like three different vents. Yeah. Uh, those are normally the ones that at, after a long night, that's where everybody- Are good, yeah kinda gravitates towards. But yeah, and especially the front of them because everybody knows that it's right there. Yeah, yeah. Um, I love the dance floor, where it's located. Yeah, you know, the one in San Antonio really has a, a- Perfect … really cool, uh, way that it's situated.

16:07 So you- The way it's set up … you've got the stage in the front from where you walk in, the dance floor's there. You got couches around it, and the, the middle section just past the dance floor is all, like, cocktail tables. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool. Yeah. It, it really is. And, um, we've seen it filled to the max. Um, their VIP area is really nice as well, but, like, we've seen it really filled, and there's still plenty of room for people to walk around and stuff like that. Yeah. Um, and where the dance floor is located, I feel like it's such a good spot for, for you to find people that you like. Because it's right in the center. Yeah. And everybody kinda gravitates that way, or you gravitate.

16:50 There's, there is one pool table. Yeah. Well, you know- And it's quite busy apparently, so we've had people visit us from out of town- Mm-hmm … and come to the club with us, and they've always said, "Wow, you guys have a pool table? That's great." Yeah. " Our club doesn't have a pool table." So there's a lot of clubs that don't have pool tables- Yeah … apparently. Um, and I don't know, I kinda like that they have a pool table. It's- I do, too … it's something different. And let me tell you, there seems to be always somebody playing pool. I was gonna say, it's always busy. There's always somebody there. It's always busy. There's always a crowd around the pool table. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Uh, and you know, the pool table's right there right before you get to the playroom. So, um, you know, that kind of helps jar the crowd towards- Mm-hmm … the playroom, and then you can kinda hear the moans, and people start going back there.

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18:18 Okay, now back to what we were saying Yes Uh, what I like about this club in particular is that you can be naked from the moment you walk in. Mm-hmm. Like, y- y- some places you're not allowed to show anything, uh, until you're in the back playrooms or- Yeah only your tops or whatever. Like, there's certain… And I, and I can understand, you know, some- Mm … some are because of laws- Mm-hmm … depending on where they're at. Uh, sometimes it's just policy. Um, but this kind of comfort, people like to get naked and dance on the dance floor. Yeah. Um, and it helps them feel freer.

18:59 Mm-hmm. It helps them feel sexier. It maybe helps them head to the back afterwards- Yeah … you know? Yeah. Um, and I love seeing how happy everybody that is there- Yeah … how happy they actually are- Mm-hmm … because they get to be themselves. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Which is cool. I support a club that is less restricting. Agree. Um, you know, there's, there's some clubs- that have major dress codes. You have to wear… Oh, major dress code. Um- You have to wear certain shoes. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, there's a dress code at the club, but it's not as strict as others- like, it's just not… Like, you can wear tennis shoes.

19:41 Right. Oh, that's all I have. You know? You can wear T-shirts. Mm-hmm. They don't want you to look all… I don't even know how to say it, you know? Coming out of work all greasy. No, they want you to be presentable, so. Yeah, yeah. But, you know- Um, it's a club, guys … it's a club. Mm-hmm. I mean, people dress how they want. Most of them dress within the theme, whatever the theme is. Yeah. But a lot… There's several people that come in in their regular clothing, and then they change into something once they get inside. Yeah. Um, there's others that are like, like me, that just wear, you know, whatever, whatever I'm feeling. Mm-hmm. I've worn T-shirts that… I mean, that's the style, you know?

20:22 Yeah. You tell people, "Well, you can't wear T-shirts coming in." Well, so you're saying I… What if, what if that's my style? You're saying I gotta go out and I gotta go buy- Mm-hmm … a button-down shirt to attend a club where I'm already gonna spend over $100 to walk into? No. I mean, come on. Yeah. You can, you can work with your clientele a little bit better than that. Yeah. Uh, and so that's always been my thing. I, you know, I think that they're really… They're laxed but in control with it- Mm-hmm … which is cool. Mm-hmm. Um, you know, you don't see people out of s- you know, out of control with what they're wearing. The dress code has never been an issue at this place.

21:04 Yeah. I think that's awesome. Yeah. No, I agree. Yeah. It's, um… That's, I feel like that's what makes a lot of people more comfortable there. Yeah, yeah. You know? They're not… E- the… And so let's even pass that, okay? When you're in there, you c- like he said, you can, you know, some people are naked or whatever. It is so welcoming. There are so many different people, and there are so many different, like… There will be men wearing these tiny little shorts And do you know, men are super, they… Y'all, I think, feel like y'all get judged more than anything, you know? Yeah, I think people are looking. Yeah. And they're trying to figure out your masculinity levels.

21:44 Yeah. Nope. Yeah. It's so welcomed here. Yeah, it's very inclusive. It's very welcome. Very inclusive. There you go. Um, people really seem to feel safe- Mm-hmm … there. Mm-hmm. Um, not only physically safe, but just safe to be themselves. They really are. And, and have it be okay. Mm-hmm. Uh, and I think that's very, very, uh, just awesome. And that, like I said, a lot of that has to do with the staff. Yeah. Uh, the staff really work their hearts out to ensure that all of us have a- great time. Yeah, yeah. Uh, and that all of us are taken care of. They really do. Um, we have seen them kick people out- We have that are problematic.

22:26 Yeah. Um, who were maybe not good on themselves. Maybe they were too drunk- Mm-hmm … and they couldn't really- Mm-hmm … stand up very well or whatever. Yeah. You know, they help arrange for them to get, uh, you know, uh, get a ride out of there. Mm-hmm. Uh, so the staff really is half of, of that club- Yeah completely. For sure. Like as far as everything- For sure … that's done. Um- They, um- … the people in the back are constantly changing out the sheets. Constantly. They're constantly cleaning- Flipping the beds … sanitizing. Yeah. You know? I mean, it's just… And I feel horrible for them when we're there- Yeah … uh, because they say that they love us, but at the same time I'm like, "Dude, we go back here so often that you guys are, like, flipping the bed, the same bed that we go on every 30 minutes."

23:12 Yeah, yeah. Uh, you know, and most people don't start till, like, midnight- Yeah … and we're back there at, like, 9:30, 10 o'clock. Um, but they, I mean, they work their tails off. They do. Yeah. They do. And it's, um… So yeah, they do. So when you go back there, tip your staff. Yeah. You know, I can't say that enough. Uh, people forget that these people, they, they're making… Yeah, they get a paycheck, but what they're doing is pretty amazing. And let's face facts, guys, uh, several of you are squirters, and- Mm-hmm … that is a thing that- Mm … you're gonna have your fun on these mattresses. These people have to clean that up. Mm-hmm.

23:52 Uh, so tip your, uh, your people back there. Yeah. I, I, I don't know why I wanna call them chamber maids. What? I feel like that's the title of it, chamber maids. Because a cham- uh, hold on a second. Oh my God. ' Cause a chamber maid, uh, turns down the, um, the beds, I wanna say. Yes, they do. Right? A chambermaid is a female worker who cleans and cares for bedrooms, making beds and managing private quarters in hotels or large private houses. Boom. I, uh, I labeled it exactly what it should be there. Wow. Except, except it said female.

24:34 I think that can be applied to both male and female. Yes. I agree. Uh, but essentially, and I don't even know if they know that, but hey, your title is chambermaid. Yeah. That's what y'all do. Well, thank you for your service. Um, and very cool chambermaids at that. So they work very, very hard. Yeah. I would implore anybody at any club, not just Club Eden, but at any club, if you go back there and there are people who are cleaning up after you and they are flipping the beds, I know that you just paid a lot of money to get there, but take care of them. Mm-hmm. Tip them. Mm-hmm. Even if it's just 10 bucks. Mm-hmm. It's, it's a meal. Mm-hmm. It's something, you know? Yeah. Um, s- they're there on a weekend most likely. Mm-hmm. When they could be with family or they could be with friends, uh, they're working.

25:16 So just help them out, you know? Uh, we really try to do our best to have a little bit, uh, extra money that we can float them. Yeah. Uh, every… 'Cause we're- Mm-hmm … we're back there so often. Mm-hmm. But, uh, great staff at, at Eden. Definitely a fan of that. And, you know, I can say the same thing about Eden DFW as well. Um- Yes. Yeah … a- amazing staff. Those guys- You know- … were just amazing … yeah, and you know one thing that I know a lot of people worry about are single people, single men. Um, like that's a big question ab- that we always get asked, "What about the single men?" Because we've gone to clubs, and we've heard incidents or, you know, things with regarding single men.

25:59 Um, they're very vigilant. The staff is very vigilant. No single man can go to the back, um, without s- being accompanied by somebody. Yeah. Um- You know, that, I- I thought that was a cool policy. Yeah. Not everybody has that. Not everybody has that. Um- They, Eden does, and it's… I, I've never had a problem there. I have heard, uh, stories from other clubs- Yeah … from people who have visited other clubs- Yeah … and said, "Oh, yeah, you know, we were there playing on the beds, and-" Yeah some single guy was just, like, right there against us-" and wanting to be a part of it." And it's like, oh, no. No. At our club- No … they don't allow single men back there without, uh, being accompanied by another woman.

26:43 Yeah. By a woman. Yeah. So if it's a woman with two men, that's fine, but she has to be accompanying. But on kink night, they're okay to be roaming, right? No, on kink nights, that's different. It's a different night. Yeah. Kink night is different. But, like, on a normal- But as far as a Friday or Saturday- Yeah, yeah … yeah, I think that's the case. Yeah. Um, you know, everybody loves the fact that it's BYOB. Yes. You know, uh, you see everybody walk in with their- Mm-hmm … full frigging bar, man. Yes. Like, we have friends that show up with a full bar. Yes. Like, just bottles- Everything … of all sorts of stuff, and they're ready to mix drinks. And that's the cool thing about this, is the community that's there- Yeah … are so inviting and welcoming that they'll pass you a shot even if they don't know you.

27:28 If you're a drinker and you're visiting and they're like, "Hey, y- you want a drink?" Yeah. Or there's, uh, people over there that bring Jell-O shots. Yes. They start passing them out. Mm-hmm. You know, it's like- Mm-hmm … um, that, they, that's no charge to you. That's just the community- Mm-hmm that's at this particular club. Yes. Um, that's how everybody gets down out there. I think that's- Very welcoming … really nice. Yeah. Really nice. Their VIP area is amazing. Their content rooms are super… I feel like they're really big. They are pretty large. Right? Uh, they're lit up nicely. Yeah. They have, uh, I think they have a little TV in there. Uh, they have a window, and you can also open the door if you wanna be seen or invite people in.

28:09 Mm-hmm. Uh, but they have, like, a little table in there, a full, full-size bed. Mm-hmm. And yeah, it's everything you need- Yeah … to make content. Yeah, yeah. It's, um, it's really cool. It's a really good club. Um, I can't say sh- Anything bad about it No, and that's because- No we haven't even talked about the attached BDSM area- Yes … that they have out there. Yeah. Now, it's not as large as Infliction in DFW … in DFW. Mm-hmm. Uh, which is, uh, pretty much a warehouse that's attached to- That's amazing … Club Eden in DFW. That's amazing. Uh, of pure BDSM- Mm-hmm … all sorts everywhere you look. Mm-hmm. Um, in Eden San Antonio, they actually have a, a, a good little… It, it's small- Yeah … uh, but it is ample, uh, as far as what the crowd is needing on a good- Yes … Saturday night.

29:00 Yeah. You know? For sure. Uh, and, and there are several people that y- there's a couple of St. Andrew's crosses. Normally on a Saturday night, there's people on them. Mm-hmm. Uh, they have, uh, I don't know the names of these things. I'm not into the kink world just yet, but I'm, I, I… They look like, like padded horses. Like benches. Yeah, like you- You know … you kneel Like workbench horses or something. What are those called? I have no idea. Uh, I, I, I just wanna call them, uh, wooden horses or, um, BDSM horses. They seem very horsey-like. Because when they sit on them, they sit on them like jockeys- Yeah … on the horses. Yeah. Uh, so that's why I always wanna call them horses.

29:41 I don't know. No, you're right. They- They're padded, though. Let's see. There's even a cage there. Um- Have you seen that cage? I've never seen anyone in that cage though. I've never seen anyone. It's called… So that's an X cross um, it's just- The St. Andrew's? You know, they're just called BDSM furniture. The X cross is this- Yeah … the- It's this one right here That one right there, but huh. Yeah, it doesn't have a name. I don't know. It looks like a horse, uh- Oh, it's a spanking bench Spanking bench. Yeah. Let's take the most obvious thing that we can name it, and let's name it that. It's a spanking bench. I like it. I'm just being creative. I, I haven't been on that, but it's, um, I find it very cool. A spanking bench. Yeah. Um, there is a thing with s- kinda like stirrups in there.

30:25 Like… Um, no, that one doesn't have stirrups. That one is just, um- it's to lay down in so you can get eaten out, right? Yes. What does that look like? And I think fucked. It's just pretty much your, your tors- like, your whole body. Uh-huh. Your upper body. Yeah. And then, uh, I guess, then two leg, two legs here, so there's, somebody can be in the middle of you. So two legs right here. Mm. Two legs like that. Like that. There you go. Like that? So, uh, yeah, they have one of those Oh, they have the bed and the cages. Yeah, you are right. And there's couches there so you can watch your friends. We have done that. We do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah We sit on those couches. They're a little low.

31:05 Yeah. So whenever I'm sitting in them, they're hard to get out of. I've had to roll out of 'em before, but, uh- And you have to bring your own flippity-floppity things, right? Your floggers and stuff? Yes I think, because there's a guy- I think so … who comes in on Saturdays, real nice guy. Yeah. Um, he does not work for the club. No. He does that out of the sheer fact that he enjoys doing it. Mm-hmm. And he shows up there almost every Saturday. I, uh, there's very few times that he's not there on a Saturday. Yeah. And he will offer scenes for people. He'll let people use his stuff. Like, he's very, very awesome back there. Yeah. We, we all love him. Uh, so yeah, you know, I, those- I'm gonna get me a little flogger.

31:49 Are you? I like that. A flogger? Yeah, I like that. To flog people? Um, I mean, I will flog people, for sure. Or to be flogged with? But to be flogged, so that you can do it to me. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, that would be cool. Um, oh, you know what? They also have the porn room. We did it in the porn room. Now, we experienced the porn room this past weekend, yeah. Friday. Friday, yeah. We, we decided to change it up. Oh my God, I had like, what, seven orgasms on that bed? Seven orgasms on that bed, yeah. Guys. That bed has seen some things. That was wonderful. Yeah. You know, it, it was… It, the, the porn room, to me, I can see how that would be an ambiance. So you walk into this room and there's two beds side by side.

32:31 Uh, there's a huge projection of porn right above, and then there's, when you first walk in, there's like couches right there- Mm-hmm that you can sit and watch people on the bed or you can sit and watch porn. Um, I see how that's hot. Mm-hmm. But from a person who personally loves porn and loves to watch while having sex, other people have sex, that's why I like being in the middle beds- Yeah, right … is because we have people around us having sex- Yeah and I'm like, "Okay, both of us can look in different directions- Yeah … and see something." Um, but to see- The only way to see the porn is if it, you're on your back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, if I'm on my back, you're on top of me, chances are I'm probably looking at you, not the porn.

33:15 Yeah. You know? Yeah. Uh, so yeah, other, other than that, you know, I'd get a crick in my neck, but, uh, it… I can see how, how it- Yeah … would be hot. Yeah. It was hot. Yeah. I watched it a little bit. Yeah, that was fun. That was nice. That was fun. So all in all, uh, Club Eden is, is definitely a vibe. Yes. Now, I will say, uh, the, the food- Oh … is worth talking about. My goodness, guys. Their menu is amazing. It's ample. It's small. It's not like a lot of like, you know, you can't get like steaks and shit, but, um, they have sandwiches, they have pizza, and the pizza- Yeah … is the bomb. They got like loaded fries.

33:56 Oh, loaded fries. They got all sorts of stuff. Um- I heard their chicken burger- It's pretty good … is good, or their regular burger or something. I hear that their everything is good. Yeah. I haven't heard anybody say any… And it's funny because there… One of the first few times that we were at the club- Mm-hmm … when we first started going, and there was that one girl that I ended up sleeping with, um, and she had… She was sh- we, we, we had a threesome with her in the back. Oh, yeah. But she had, uh, gone and gotten some food. Yes. And it was the loaded fries. Loaded fries, yeah. And that's the first time that I had tasted those fries. Yeah. I was like, damn, those things are legit. You wouldn't expect to get- No … that kind of But then again, also keep in mind that eating that kind of food and then going and playing can be- Yes … hazardous to lots of people's health.

34:42 Those were the days where we didn't ever get a couch. We were sitting on the sidelines. Yeah. Those were the days. We had a lot of, uh, paranoia, a lot of anxiety. Yeah. Didn't wanna go anywhere. But the funny thing was we always played in the middle beds- Yes. Yeah … from day one. Yeah. We never… We've only gone into the cubbies with other people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great place. I think, um- If when you go to the back, take a little fan with you just in case Yeah, it may get, uh- It gets a little warm … sometimes it'll get a little warm Especially if you get worked up. Yeah. Um, but other than that, man I think the place is great Yeah, absolutely. You definitely gotta go scope it out.

35:23 Yes If you're ever in San Antonio or even if you're in Austin or Corpus or wherever, surrounding areas, it is worth the drive. It is worth the drive, yes. Um, definitely go scope it out. Mm-hmm. If you visit Texas at all, put it on your list. Club Eden, San Antonio. Definitely check it out. Yeah. And check out their website because they do have days where it's, um, for newbies. That's true. They have days for poly, poly, um, poly people. They have hot wife… Like, they have different themes, and they have different days where it's, like, discounted. So definitely go and check it out. Um, I know sometimes towards the end of the year, the owner does do, like, um, if you get a membership, there's usually, like, a little discount, um, that he does.

36:11 He usually does that every year. Um, and I'm sure, you know, this year he's probably gonna do it again. Yeah. So take advantage of things like that because it is, it is worth it. Like Adam said, um, anybody that's in the surrounding areas. We drive an hour to it. Like, it's nothing for us. Like, we've gone on a- Yeah … Friday, and we've gone on a Saturday, and we come back home. And you know, it's really worth the experience. It's worth the night that you can have. Yeah, for sure. I mean, you're not just going in and spending an hour or two. Yeah. Uh, we go in there as soon as they open at 9:00. Mm-hmm. And it's a party and sex, party and sex till probably about 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. Yes. Um, and they stay open till 4:00 in the morning.

36:52 Um, but that's as far- Ooh … as we can last. We don't last any farther than that. Yeah, no. Um, but think about how much time you're getting for the amount of money that you're spending. Mm-hmm. And what you're getting. Mm-hmm. Because some people don't… You know, they wanna spend on a hotel. Well, you're gonna get a hotel and have sex with somebody. Or you can just get a whole club experience- Mm-hmm … and go have sex. Mm-hmm. You know, and, and enjoy. Yeah. You know, some parents don't have the privacy that they get, so they go out for the night, and they go have sex. Yeah. Because they can. Yeah. You know? Uh, you're, you're getting a whole experience, and it's a great experience that they, that they put out there. They do. Um, definitely if you go, enjoy the staff.

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