Disney World, Swingers, and a Wild Night at the Florida Tree House Lifestyle Club

0:07 All right, y'all. Before we dive in, a quick heads-up This show is raw, real, and definitely not rated PG We're talking about adult themes, sexual content, and the kinda stuff you probably don't want blasting through your speakers at work or around your kids So grab some headphones, pour your drink of choice, and get comfy Oh, and just so we're clear, we are not licensed therapists, counselors, or sex couches. Sex coaches. Sex coaches. Not sex couches We're just a couple of people sharing our lives, experiences, and sexy adventures in ethical non-monogamy. So with that, pull up a chair and enjoy the show Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy.

0:55 I'm Adam. And I'm Pris. And today, this woman has no idea what we're talking about- No ... but let me tell you, we just got back from a week-long Disneyland Florida vacation, and we- Disney World. Wait, what? What? You said Disneyland Florida vacation. What's the difference? Disney World is Florida. Disneyland is California. Oh. I mean, if you're gonna say it- Tomato, tomato. No, no, no, no. No. If you're gonna say it, say it correctly. Tomato, tomato. Yeah. Let me tell you, man, it was Disney, and it was in Florida, and, uh, we are currently still kind of recovering. Uh, and so, you know, I wanted to have this whole discussion about everything that you guys just missed this past week that we've been gone, 'cause we've been gone from Thursday- Let me tell you- to Thursday ... yeah.

1:43 Let me tell you that every time I would go into the parks, I was always looking for somebody with a pineapple. You know, it's funny- Did you do the same? I always have my eyes open because we're avid people watchers- Yeah ... and there's no better place to watch people- No better ... than at a place like Disney World- Yeah in Florida. A very large place, thousands of people. There are so many swingers. Over Mother's Day weekend. Did you know that? I know. There's swingers. There's a lot of swingers in Florida. So I heard that. Somebody just told us, a good friend of us, o- ours just let us know, 'cause they're major Disney fanatics, that there are lifestyle groups that are purely Disney lifestyle groups. Dude, that's awesome. Like, that is my thing right there.

2:24 Hmm I will say that I, I like it, but I- Hmm ... don't like when clubs have, like, a Disney theme. Hmm. I find that kind of odd. What? I do. Why? I find that weird. I don't wanna dress up as a princess while you're slamming me. No. Not my thing. Hmm. Um- I don't know, sounds kind of hot. I mean, I guess for you it does. I mean, you don't wanna- Slaming anything is good for you ... you'd be looking like, Jasmine from Aladdin in that- No, no. It's just too... No. I could show you the world, girl. Huh? Brr, boom. That's right. Rug burns and all. What? What? You be Genie- That's right ... and I can just rub you. My gosh. You're leaving me blue. Look at that. This is easy. I could churn these things out all day long.

3:04 But, uh, yeah, you've always had a problem with the Disney themes- Yeah ... that they have at the clubs. But I do, I do love Disney. Like, I love Disney World. That was the most- I, you know- But I do wanna go- I'm not, I've never been a Disney guy did you like it? I've never been a Disney guy. I've always been a Looney Tunes guy- Yeah ... and a Hanna-Barbera guy. Yeah. I never watched really much of Disney growing up. Yeah. And I have been to Disney World a couple of times in my life. And both of those times were kind of strained and blah. Mm-hmm. Uh, this time around, I went in there with, renewed faith- Mm-hmm ... that I was going to have a really good time. And I did. I did. I had a, I had a relatively good time. Yeah. All things considered, as you can imagine, it is Florida, and it is hot.

3:51 It's hot. Humid. Very. Very much so. Humid. Um, everybody had- You walk outside and you can feel the ass crack sweat- Yes immediately. Yeah. We had fans. From other people. We had lots of fans. We did. We did. Um, we went into- Celebrities ... everything that we could go into- Ha, just kidding ... um, where it was AC, like air condition, we went into- Uh, yeah, so- ... every show ... the cool thing about Disney is that they put fans- Mm-hmm everywhere. Mm-hmm. Everywhere that they can have fans- Uh-huh ... they have fans, which is really cool. Yeah. Uh, it keeps you cool, for the most part. But lots of standing, lots of walking. I think each day we walked about six miles- Yeah ... a day. Yeah.

4:31 Of course we didn't notice that we lost any weight from that- Yeah because we managed to eat a lot of really bad, bad stuff. Let me tell you guys, oh my God. We have two kids that go to Disney World and Disneyland frequently. So they are the kids that you wanna go with, and you're like, "Where's the best blah, blah, blah? Where should we go?" And so our daughter told us about this popcorn. She's like, "Mom, it's layered. I have to have it." She doesn't even eat like that anymore. And I'm like, "Okay, fine. Let's go get it." Let me tell you guys, it is the freaking bomb. I refused to touch it. It... You didn't try it? Nope. No. I, that's like asking me to try drugs.

5:13 Nope. I already know You did not try it ... I will, I will try it- Guys and I will like it, and I will never stop. It's a, it's like a t- a third of a popcorn bucket, okay? And so they fill it up with kettle corn. You can get cheese corn what- or cheese popcorn, whatever, plain. It's kettle corn, baby. Mm-hmm. Drizzled with chocolates. Mm-hmm. Layered with M&Ms and cookie crumbles. Done it again. Huh. And again, and again. That sounds absolutely horrible. It was- That sounds like my nightmare. Mm. It was so good. Mm-hmm. Um, so that was good. Yeah, we had a lot. I had to have my mint chocolate chip from them, and I also got my Dole Whip.

5:53 You know, you- But, um- ... and your have tos. Have tos I had to, I had to. The only thing that I had to have was a turkey leg. And I got it for him. And I had it. She did. And I sat there, and I ate during the parade, and it was marvelous. Yes. It was very good. Did you finish it, baby? I did. Oh, good. Yeah. Ate that thing clean. Yeah. I had to. Sucked it to the bone. Because there are places that I know that are delicious, right? So I know that their ice cream is the bomb, I know that their desserts are the bomb, and I know that Casey's hotdogs are, like, to die for. Mm-hmm. So that was delicious. But what was the first ride we got on when we got there? Uh, dude, I don't even remember. The- Let me tell you. So here's, here's the thing- Come on is I have a lot of, um, I have a lot of social anxiety. I don't do well with crowds. And so I was like, "You know what? I'ma get stoned. I'ma get stoned." I, I took some gummies.

6:37 Yeah. And, uh, I took a, a 100 milligram gummy, uh, before we got to the park. Yeah. And as we were walking towards the park, there was a bunch of, of very official looking people there, and one of 'em had a dog. And I- Oh my gosh ... freaked out, and I turned right back around, and I handed the bag over to Pris 'cause I was like, "I can't do this." In, we're in security, or going through security, and he gets the bag, and he just turns around and he goes... And he was like, "There's dogs," and I was like, "Okay." And so I grabbed it, and I was like, "Let's just go through it." I was like, "I can't do it." Like, it was like tiny little gummies. You can't take this in there. I was like, "Okay." I was stoned as hell. I couldn't, uh, couldn't- And so yeah ... think straight. And we got on- I was paranoid ... we got on Tron. Yeah, we got on Tron.

7:18 So I, I'm not a- That was the first ride ... I'm not a ride person. No. And so we got on Tron. Half of the, the ride my eyes were closed because, I'm afraid to die. Yeah. On heights and fast moving carts. What did you feel about that ride? That was fun. That was fun, and that actually started me for the rest of the time that we were there. Yeah. I actually got on pretty much every ride that we could. Yeah. And it was a lot of fun. Scary, but fun. But not as scary as some of the other theme parks. You know, some of these rollercoaster rides, they're made to have you walk away with whiplash. Yes. Uh, Disney's not the same. No. Uh, so we, we did have a good time out at Disney. Now, what was really cool, though- And I know for all of our pineapple listeners out there, they're like, "Yeah, man, I ain't here to listen to your- I ain't here to listen- ... fucking vacation ... to you about your Disney vacation like your occasion.

8:04 I'm here to talk about sex. Let's talk about sex. Ba-bam. Let's do it. Yeah, no. Yes, there is sex involved. Yes. We did have some. We were invited by some really good friends to a place in Florida called the Florida Tree House. Um, and- Mm-hmm ... you're probably sitting there asking yourself why? Why is it called the Florida Tree House? Guys. Is it in a tree house? Well, let me tell you, we're gonna get- Guys we're gonna get to that. We did not- We're gonna get to that ... get pictures. Like we got pictures of me, but we didn't get any pictures of the place. Oh, we got pictures of you, let me tell you. I know. Uh- We should've gotten there early to do pictures. Now, you know, we're not familiar with the Florida area, but, , we went, uh, we drove about, I guess, 45 minutes, outside of, where we were staying at.

8:45 Um, and we pulled up to this, location. You, you drive in- Mm-hmm ... and there's these, gate doors that are already open. It's acreage. Yeah. And it's acreage. It's, it's somebody's, land. Yeah. You know? Uh, you drive in and you drive a little ways, looks almost like a resort, you know. You pull up and there is this hu- Like we didn't know what to expect. We weren't really given a whole lot of details on the place. And we pulled up and what we saw was completely different than what was going on in my head. Like I didn't know- Yeah ... what to expect. I was, expecting like a small little house that, you know, we were gonna walk into and things were gonna look dirty and dingy.

9:25 This was not that. Literally as we turned, uh, past some trees, you can see this kind of hidden club-looking place. And, and it is. It's, it- Mm-hmm ... it, it's a, it's a, it's a big house kind of place. Mm-hmm. And they have this humongous patio area that's been, cordoned off. It's, it's, it's been, uh, you know, there's basically, uh, screens all around. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very large place. Uh, and w- we were like, "What is this area?" And there was already a lot of people there. We were there probably about 8:30 in the evening when we pulled up. Mm-hmm. And it's like, wow, there's a lot of people already here.

10:08 We met our friends outside. They immediately pulled us inside, and as soon as you walk in- There is a small little area there, uh, where you cannot go any further. They kind of block off the front door area where you, basically put your name on a list- Mm-hmm ... and, take care of all of that, and then you wait to be called. They call you into a room which is attached to that front space. So nobody can get past that front space- Yeah ... without officially checking in. I thought that was a cool setup. Mm-hmm. There's no way for anybody to get in who has not been verified first. Mm-hmm. So I thought that was great. They pulled us into the room and, we gave up our IDs, and they, they did the whole checking in.

10:49 And, and then they lined us up with somebody to give us a tour of the place, which just so happened to be our friends. Mm-hmm. And we got a tour of the place. And, uh, what did you think about the place, honey? I liked it. Uh, about this whole setup. And they shut the doors at 10:00. Nobody can come in after 10:00. Yeah, so- After 10:00 it's locked ... so after 10:00 it is locked. Gate is locked. If you are not there after 10:00, sorry guys, but you missed out. This, it, you basically go in after you check in at that, in that one room. After 10 o'clock, that one room becomes a playroom. And so you walk outside of that room and it leads into a hallway where there are two other playrooms. One is a group playroom, so there's actually three beds in there, I believe it was.

11:29 Yes, and like two, like- Or two beds and two couches ... and two cubby couches. Yeah ... where you could sit and, and, and watch, and there's a restroom in there. Uh, and then there's another one off of that hallway that was just one bed- I can't remember ... and a couch? I believe it just had one bed- Yeah ... and a couch. The, that, that, you know, you could have it open and it could be a voyeur room, or you could close the door, uh, and, and have your private fun there. Now, if you head back out of that hallway, it leads into the main room. Main room, as you can tell, if it was a house at one point, it was a living room, a very open, , living room, dining room, kitchen area. It's all open. Mm-hmm. And real nice- There's a pool table There's a pool table off to the side- And what would be the formal dining room ... in like a... Yeah, like a formal dining room.

12:15 Mm-hmm. But it's, it's all been cleared out. Yeah. They've made this place club completely, and it's really- Yes ... kinda cool to see. It is very. , So when you walk around, you go to the, the main, uh, where the formal dining room area is, and there's this huge full size, pool table with- Mm-hmm ... stools all around. People kept gathering there and having a good time. There was couches and, and chairs and comfy stuff all over the place where anybody- Mm-hmm could plop down and enjoy themselves. Huge TV inside, and then this very large, um, almost- Island ... dining room kitchen island area- Yeah ... that's elevated that a lot of people, seem to gravitate towards, which is cool. Mm-hmm One of their rules is, is you have to bring a food So it's potluck It's potluck You can bring anything You have to bring a food Somebody brought fried chicken And so I, I thought, "Wow, how- Everybody brought desserts how strange, how strange to me." Because I've, I've heard of this place referred to as a club, and I didn't know if it was a club, I didn't know if it was a resort.

13:09 I didn't know what to expect- Right ... obviously. Uh, but what I'm realizing now is the Florida Tree House, and I, I don't know how, how they would prefer to, to refer to it as, but from the outside looking in, it's a hybrid. It's a hybrid- Yes. ... of a club- Yeah ... and a house party. Yeah, yeah, for sure And it, it takes all the great things of a club- Mm-hmm ... and it takes all the great things of a house party, and it mashes them together. Oh, for sure. I did not know that this place existed. Yeah. And I think it's so cool. Yeah. And if you live in Florida, if you visit Florida, hot dog, you need to look up the Florida Tree House. Yeah. Now, I'm gonna go on with this, but- Okay ... but yeah. So I wanna do the outside. Please. Okay. So you, you, right off the kitchen or the little dining area where we're all gathering, there are some s- doors.

13:53 And you walk out, and you are instantly in a Florida backyard. And if you've ever been to Florida and they have a pool, it's always screened. Yeah, they always have their areas screened in. This was... Yeah, because of the alligators. Oh, okay. Yeah. I didn't think about that. Yeah. Ooh. And so it's all screened, and this is huge. This is probably about... It's really big. God. And it's, and it's tall, so it's not like a regular roof size. Yeah. I mean, this thing is, like, two stories. It's like 10 yards of- Yeah ... it's like, it takes up... Remember, this is on acreage, and so it takes up a big, huge pool. Yeah. But there's a deck around it that's all cement. Mm-hmm. And it's like a pool deck, and it's super, super... It's huge, right?

14:34 I mean, it's- Yeah, so they had really big round couches- It's like three parking spots that, that went around, fire pits- Yeah, yeah ... which were cool. Yeah. , And they had two of those side by side. They had one across the way from, from us that was- Mm-hmm ... across the pool. Mm-hmm. Then they had some BDSM stuff there. So they had a St. Andrew's cross off to the side along with a really big throne, which looked cool. Yeah. And then off to the side, they had another area where we were sitting there literally watching this guy. He was, uh, she had a bent- She was, like, laying down ... bent over on this thing- On his thing ... and he was, uh, spanking the hell out of her. Yeah. And then next to our couches that we were sitting at were cubbies where people could leave their things. You could put all your stuff, and it's a trust, you know, the trust, um- Yeah, honor system ... honor system.

15:17 Yeah. So you just put your stuff in there. On the other side of that, there was a hot tub. Hot tub. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was, like, a little section of, like- The smokers area ... 20, uh, s- yeah, smokers. There was, like, 20 chairs over there and- It didn't even come, like, towards you No. No. No, it was, it- Now tell them about the bedroom that's off of that pool area. So there's, an outdoor, access, uh- I guess a pool ... playroom. Yeah, it's almost like a sunroom- Sunroom, I guess ... kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. And you walk in, so the, the door to it is, is pretty much window. You can see in- Yeah ... from outside. And as soon as you walk in, there are, to the left, three king-sized beds.

15:57 Yeah. And then to the right there's a queen-sized bed. They're like full sizes. Are they? I thought they said- Queen or fulls. I thought they said- Those aren't king- No those aren't kings because all those three, and then the one we were on was not a queen. I am bad at measuring. Maybe like full size. So- Big enough ... four beds basically- Yeah ... are in there. Yeah. Now, in every playroom they have, a little, cubby area that has sheets, that has towels. Sanitizer. It has sanitizers. It's got condoms. It's got lubes. Yeah. It's got everything that you need. ' Cause you have to flip your own bed. 'Cause you have to take care of your own sheets. You have to- And they all have rubber sheets on them ... yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have to change the sheets after every use. Mm-hmm. Uh, you do. And you put that, uh, in the, the dirty sheets- Hamper in the hamper. Uh, which is a pretty cool setup.

16:38 Like I said, it's the meshup of a cloud, uh- Amazing ... of a club and a house party. It's amazing. Yeah. Uh, so- And then there's a bathroom in there ... there's a huge- That's, that's the shower ... bathroom that's in, that's connected to that playroom, and it has an eight-person shower- Yeah in it, uh, that apparently is utilized quite often. And that was really cool. It was cool. Now, when you s- step back into the outside, patio area, over by the hot tub there's a door, the screen door that leads you out to their acreage. And as soon as you walk outside of this, decking area, , there's grass all around, and you immediately see off to the right this huge tree.

17:21 And, there is, attached to this tree, two playrooms up in the tree. It's a tree house. Yeah. It's a tree house. And there's two playrooms. We did not get any pictures, guys. We did not. We did not. It's a bummer. We didn't get to get up there. We didn't ex- It was actually really packed throughout the- Yeah entire night that we were there. People were utilizing the two rooms that were up there, in the playr- the, the tree house playrooms. Ooh, tell them about underneath. I'm getting there. Okay. So, you know, the two playrooms that they had there, they actually have these little signages. One is green, and on the other side is red, and, uh, it basically alerts you as if, if anybody's up there. So you don't have to climb the stairs to get up there- Yeah ... just to see that there's people, uh, getting- Yeah ... down.

18:04 Now, right below that there is a swing bed- A swing bed. And this thing is anchored in, let me tell you, and it is cool, man. And people were getting down on that too, man. Like- we missed it and then there's chairs around the swing bed that you could sit and watch. Yeah. And we did partake in the voyeur aspect. And then the skeetos got me. Hey, so we wanna talk about something that actually is kind of important before we move any further Yeah. ProDX Health, and here's why we love them They do at-home testing. Like, you get a kit, you do it at home, you mail it back. STIs, hormones, real stuff that you should really actually know about Yeah, and there's no waiting room.

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19:30 Yeah. Like, this is his, land- Yes ... that he has it on. And he does not live there in that spot, but he- No ... does have a house somewhere on the premises, I believe. Yeah, yeah. And he also has several old-timey types of cars and, and vehicles, and that night he had out there a very full, large, huge firetruck. Hold on, guys. It's a firetruck- Mm-hmm ... but it has been modified- Gutted. ... to have a bed in the back. And that also was- It was like two beds, yeah ... constantly ta- We, we wanted to get down. So in the very back, as you're looking, you know, there's that area where they, maybe they would keep the ladders and stuff- Uh-huh in the back. They transformed that to have a very large bed in there, and people could have fun in there.

20:15 And then in the front of the cab, the backseat of the cab, they had a little, a little mattress back there so that- Mm-hmm ... people can get down in there. But you have to get in through, like, a walking window. Yeah. I don't know, it's weird. Um, but yeah, the whole night, the... We wanted to hit up the firetruck. We wanted to hit up the tree house. We wanted to hit up the swing. Mm-hmm. We did not- No ... unfortunately, because it was so busy, and we don't have the staying power to stay up till late. No. We were out of there probably about 12:30- Yes um, just because we were exhausted. Yeah. We were at Disney all day. Yeah, yeah. And then- Drove, we drove in, slept Thursday. Slept Friday. No, slept Thursday.

20:55 No, we drove in T- Thursday after work. No, we drove in- Baby, you worked Thursday. Oh, I did? We left after work Thursday. No, we left after work Wednesday, baby. No, baby. You worked Thursday. Yeah, and we left Wednesday night. No, I left, I left, I wor- I didn't go to work Thursday or Friday. No, Boo-boo. You, you worked Thursday. We left Thursday, Thursday after work. Uh-huh. We got there Friday. Mm-hmm. And Friday morning. Mm-hmm. Then we checked into the hotel at 1:00. We were gonna do all this stuff, and we ended up not. We ended up sleeping at the hotel. Oh, okay. And then Saturday was our first day at the, the park. Yeah. Yeah. And so we did that whole day at Disney- Mm-hmm ... and then we went to the hotel, and we showered up.

21:38 We had, like, an hour, and then we drove to this place. Like, we were- Yeah ... exhausted already. Very exhausted. Uh, and so we really had to do our best to get our second wind to go to this place. Mm-hmm ... and of course, w- we don't go to these places and not play. Like, that's our thing. We play. So Yeah, as soon as we got there, we sat down, we people-watched, we scoped the areas out. Mm-hmm. It was, it was cool. It was cool. Uh, we met some, some interesting people. Uh, it's funny because we were sitting there, and we always say that the Latinos always seem to spot and find other Latinos, especially with you. Yeah. So we're sitting there and, um, it's just me and Adam, and we're watching everybody in the pool area.

22:18 And I was like, "Do we wanna get in the pool?" And we're chit-chatting, right? "And when do we wanna play?" And so, um, this guy sits down, and he just... He's there for a while, and we're ch- you know, we're just chatting with each other, and then the guy looks at us and he goes, " Y'all been here before?" And he starts talking to us, and I could hear the accent, so I already knew. He's Puerto Rican. Right. Yeah. Yeah, he's Puerto Rican. And then he was talking to us, and I was like, yeah. And he's like, " What are y'all?" Yeah, he's tr- So, so what are y'all? Yeah, he's like, "What are y'all?" Um, and I told him. I was like, "Oh, we're-" We're Mexican. "... you know, we're Mexicans. Um, we're from Texas, our first time here," blah, blah, blah, blah. And so, yeah, that was it. Um- Nice guy. Nice guy. I did like the crowd, but I will tell you, I did not like, um... I didn't like the freeness of the singles.

23:07 Yeah? Yeah, that wasn't, um... I'm pretty much not to be fucked with. Like, you can tell. Like, don't fuck with me. Like, don't come at me, don't come at me, don't try to grab me. No, yeah, it's, it- Because I will- You give those vibes ... I will, I'll tell you off or something, right? Like, I'm very reactive when it comes to things like that. People kinda see it on your face. Yeah. Um, and I try to make sure they can see it on my face. That's just, that's a me thing. That's a me keeping myself protected. Um, I don't give a shit who it offends and who fucking cares. Right. Like, that's just me. Right. I'm, I pretty much have that face on when I'm in a place like this. Now, I don't ever have to have that face because the places that we go to, I feel very comfortable with. I'm very sec- I'm very, um... I know that there's a lot of people out there looking at me and f- looking out for me.

23:49 Mm. Um, any club we've gone to, we've always had friends or people who... And they've always been good. You know? Yeah. Um, this one, great vibes. I didn't like the single men that were just loosely out there. Um, it felt very, hmm, I felt very unprotected. Really? I did. Well, you know, they... So we have- Um, and I'm sorry, I know our friends are, are listening and, and these people are probably listening, but I'm just saying for me, this would not be a place that I would be, um, I c- I would never go alone. And I wouldn't, um, if it wasn't me, okay? I wouldn't go alone, and I wouldn't go to the bathroom alone.

24:29 Um- I, you know, I felt good about the people who ran it. Um- I did too ... so the people who ran it, uh, you can tell that they... And I was watching them, believe it or not. The- They were- ... the people who were managing it, the people who were running it, you could see them. Like, they were constantly checking on everybody. And checking rooms. They were watching. They were walking into rooms. Um, so I did not never feel safe. I think you personally, you just don't really care for a bunch of single guys around. Yeah. Uh, and I know what you're talking about because we- I mean, but do, as a guy, do you ever not feel safe? I don't think it's like your en- your environment is not, like you would always feel safe there. That's y'all's environment. Well- Like, it's a very masculine environment ... I mean, I, I never really thought about it.

25:11 Yeah. You know? I mean- Like, do you ever feel... You, 'cause you said, "I felt safe," but you, do you ever- Well, so the- feel unsafe? ... th- my thing is, is that what is it about single men that would make you feel unsafe? Oh, the creepiness. It's the creepiness. Period. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean- I don't care if you're there and you're, um, watching. There's a way to watch people, and I'm gonna explain this to you. There's a way for you to watch people. Um, you watch from afar, and you kind of just watch. You know? Just kinda chill, sit back and watch. Now, if you're this close to me- Yeah ... and you're watching me, and you're giving me this... Trying to give me the fuck-me eyes?

25:51 Mm-mm. No. That is the creepiest freaking look. Or you get up and you're like... No. Like, I had to tell a guy, "Mm." Yeah, yeah. Well, you know- Um ... so there was, so there, that, that one guy that we were talking to- Yeah ... um, when we were having the conversation, you were very open with your conversation. You were like, "Yeah, I'm here to play, and I'm here to do all that stuff." Yeah, yeah. And, uh, you were kinda interested in him. So we, you and I went to go play- Mm-hmm ... for the very first time in the night in one of the playrooms. He came in, and he started watching from the couch. From afar. From afar. And you and I were doing our thing, and while we were doing our thing I looked at you and I said, "Did you wanna invite him?"

26:33 Mm-hmm. And you were like, "Eh, yeah, sure. What the hell?" Yeah. So then you looked over at him- Give the dog a bone. ... and you said, "Do you wanna join us?" He said no. And he said no. He said no. He was like, "No." And I was like, "Oh, okay." Okay. And so we kept going. Of course, I don't real- I rarely ask people, guys. Like, it's a rare... But she was just, it sh- you know, when in Rome. Yeah. She was like, "Eh, what the hell?" And I was like, " Okay." He said no. And, uh, and he had said no. And I was like, "Okay." And so- And we went back to it, you know? And he... But so then he stayed watching us for a while. Yeah. And there were couples that came in that would watch us. And then I, I noticed that the room emptied and it was just us and him again, and he started to take off his pants.

27:19 And I saw, I could see this out of the corner of my eye, and then somebody walked in and he started doing his pants up real quick again. And I was like, "Oh, okay." So he's waiting for the right time, I guess, or something. Whatever. Yeah. And I was like, "Okay, whatever." Well- The night went on ... night went on Uh, we finished up in there Had a few chocolate chip cookies. We decided we were gonna go into that bigger playroom that, that had the, the four different beds and the- Yeah ... big shower. And that place... You know, so this is the, the thing that I don't understand, is a lot of people went into that playroom- Early uh, early, and we thought that they were g- all the smokers, they all went in there. And we're like, "Oh, man, that's a big group going in there. They're gonna have a, a, a play time. Let's go scope it out." So we looked from the, from the door. They were just sitting on the beds talking, having conversation.

28:02 And I was like, "What a waste of a playroom." Like "You guys are just doing that over there." Yeah. Well, eventually they broke into... I think they just had to work their way into, enjoying themselves- Mm-hmm ... sexually, and it just took them a little bit. But yeah, I thought that was fascinating. So we ended up going into that room, and it was packed. Every single bed- Yeah ... was pretty much taken. There was a massage table that, Mm-hmm ... somebody was getting a massage on. And so we planted down on the one e- empty bed there, and we started getting down. Well, then eventually our, our buddy who, uh, we talked to earlier in the evening shows up. Mm-hmm. And he kind of plants himself there, uh, wherever he can, and is staring at my wife as, as her and I are getting down.

28:45 And it's very obvious, like he's wanting to try and get his way back in, like he's regretting the fact that he said- ... no, and now he's wanting to get back in again. And my lovely wife, I know her, and first off, it took everything for her to s- ask. And so that's normally... It's, it's one of those, it's a godfather situation, where it's like, well, I'm not gonna say, "Do you wanna join again?" after I've been turned down. Like, that's it. Like bah. Yeah. But I looked at her and I was like, "Do, do you, do you wanna... Your little buddy's back. Did you wanna, did you wanna bring him in?" And she kind of rolls her eyes and she's like, "Ugh, I guess so." Yeah. "Whatever." Exactly. And so she, you know, he came, he came over to us, and he was like, can I take you up on your offer again?" And you looked at me, and the look of dissatisfaction on your face like, "I fucking knew it." And then you were like, "Yeah, sure." It was not enthusiastic consent- No ... I will tell you that, but it was consent nonetheless.

29:43 Yeah. Because she knew, that, uh, that seeing her with somebody else, forget it, I wasn't gonna last very long. Yeah. So she was like, "Let me put this man away." Uh, and so that's exactly what she did. We Eiffel Towered her for a little bit- That's fun ... uh, until I could not last anymore You know, you continued to put on a little show by going down- I did on the guy. Mm-hmm. And I was kind of rubbing up on you, and then this one single guy who was, who was watching comes up, and he's kind of- About to... What's that? He was about to pull his dick out, and he was like... He, he's looking at me, and he's pointing to me, and he's like, "Can I get a turn?" And I was like, "Uh, you need to ask her." And so then he asked you, and you were like, "Uh, yeah, no, I don't think so."

30:23 Yeah. Like it was just that saying, "Yeah, no, I don't think so." Yeah. And he kind of, uh, backed away, and he's like, "Okay, no problem." And then he eventually just walked out. Because- Yeah ... I mean, when you've been told no- And then, I mean- ... it's hard just to kind of- He saw me later on and he was like, "Great show," and I said, "Thank you." Yeah. I mean- He wasn't, he wasn't rude about it. He, he, he, eh, he took his no gracefully, and that's what I was saying. He did. You know, I, I think you, you feel like a lot of single men are creepy and whatnot, and, a- and it's how they do things. Yeah. But the men that were there were not there with any malicious intent. And the Tree House really did a good job of, of vetting the people that they had in there. Yeah, they do. And they, they watch everybody. I just didn't, I didn't care for the, um, I did not care for the single men, um, being so just loosely in there.

31:09 Yeah. I just, I didn't like that, and that's just me. Um, I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's a very safe place, I mean, 'cause of the owners and they have other people that were there watching, um- And a lot of those people are regulars. And, and, yeah. So a lot of them know each other. So, so I understand that it's n- it's probably a very safe place. I am just saying I, I was not, um, comfortable seeing so many single men just out. But I can hold my own. Like, I'm not- Yeah. Well, you're- I'm not worried ... you're a tough gal. Yeah, I'm not worried about that. You're a tough gal. That was- So then we went inside ... that was a fun, that was a fun portion of the night. Yeah. We did go inside. We hung out at the, kitchen with our friends. Yeah. We were all talking, and, there was this girl that came in, and goodness gracious, she caught my eye real quick.

31:51 Yeah, there was this woman. She was, um, she was sitting next to us or behind Adam, and earlier, and she was eating. And then we came back in. You know, we ha- slowly talked to her 'cause he was like, he introduced himself, and he's like, "You're smoking hot," and whatever. And so we're talking. She's talking to both of us. Yeah. Um- And she made it real clear that she was into both of us. Yeah. Like, she's like, "I like both men and women." Yeah. You two are- Oh, and then we went to play- ... sexy. And then when we came back in, she was like... I said, "Oh, we're gonna be leaving soon." She's like, " Yeah?" And I said, "Yeah, I'm, I'm super tired." Um, ' cause she, we were like, "Oh, you missed the show again." Yeah, yeah. So she was standing around. She was very flirtatious. Mm-hmm. Um, and I was like, I was getting the vibes.

32:33 I was like, "Well, what the hell?" So, you know, we were getting ready to wrap up, and I told her, I said, "Can I kiss you? Is that cool?" And she was like, "Oh?" You know, she kind of like, the switch flipped from that point on- Mm and it went to kind of a, an aggressive, uh, flirting, which I liked. Yeah. Um, and she was, you know- We kind of were getting a little hot and heavy, and you were there, and then she started getting into you. Mm-hmm. And then before you know it, y'all were making out, and there was hands being tossed all over the place. Uh, but by this time- Yeah ... we're exhausted. Yeah. He had- We've already told ourselves we're leaving ... he, he had, we had already said always... We, we had already told our friends bye. Yeah. My brain was already on, like, let's go to bed.

33:15 Like, we're- We were already about to jet ... we had a 40-minute drive. Yeah, we were exhausted. Yeah. We really were. But, uh, that woman was, uh, turning on my second wind. Yes. Or third wind. Yes. Whatever it was. Yes. I was, I was turned on. Um, and everything that was transpiring, I was like, damn, dude. But even then, like, she made it real clear. She was like, "Well, I don't, I don't have sex on the first meet." Yeah. So, like, uh, she didn't have a problem with me eating her pussy though, I'll tell you. Yeah. Okay, so- Hello ... we're gonna pause right here. Hello. One- Hello ... don't say that you don't when you obviously do. It's the... Playing hard to get is not as cute, but- I think it's hot ... it's hot, but if you already have your legs open and you're already there, like, give me a freaking break.

33:59 Well, she wasn't at the time. I mean, give me a break anyway. It went from kissing to all of a sudden she was on the stool and her legs were wrapped around me. Yeah. And then all of a sudden she was pushing my head down- Yeah ... in between her legs, and I'm like, okay. Now, I'm gonna say I did not care for the aggression toward my husband. I liked it. I did not. Yeah. I was... That... So I talk about jealousy. Yeah. I talk about all those things. Yeah. That right there, I did not care for, and I guess I didn't care- It's because I don't know that what you're doing. Yeah. And so I did not care for that aggression. I was like, "Mm-mm, you are being-" I like it when you're aggressive with me. No you don't. I do. No. If, if I know that that's what you're doing. I, I have to tell you. Well, yeah, because normally you're submissive. Yeah. So it's weird for me. Yeah.

34:39 So I was like, "No." So I didn't care for that at all, and then I was tired. So you got tired- I loved it ... you got tired and jealous Pris in one moment of, like, quickness, and I was like, "I am exhausted." So here I am, I'm getting into it with this chick. I thought that- And this woman's next to me, and she goes, "Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and get our bags." And I was like, "Oh." Yeah. Yeah. I was super, super tired. I get it. We were leaving. Um- It was, It was a little awkward. It was a little... It was a little awkward. I wasn't upset about it. It is what it is. But, uh, you know, I, I, I think it could've been handled, uh, differently. Uh, but there was- I, yeah the, that was something that we have never come across. We've never- I very rarely find an aggressive woman who- That- ... gets into me like that, and I fucking liked it.

35:23 Yeah. I gotta say. Yeah. I enjoyed that. I did not. So women, don't do that in front of me. I mean, I'm gonna straight up- But it, but you know what? It raised- And- ... uh, it raised a good conversation. It did. Because this is something that we've been talking about for a while. I have been telling my wife so many times, I'm like, "Dude, man, I love that slutty behavior. Like, that's a major-" Yes ... "turn on to me." But I didn't know how to express- And- ... what exactly that was and I, guys, like, you know that we've been in this for, in this lifestyle for, I have been in it- 15 years ... for longer than he has. Yeah. But this is the most experience I've ever had. I don't know how to open doors to those kind of conversations, because I don't even know what it is, right? So, like, he's always saying, "Oh, I want you to be slutty, I want you to be slutty."

36:04 And to me, that's just kind of, like, chatting with a lot of guys or maybe, like, getting into it with a lot of guys. That is not what that was for me. This was different. And- So I finally had a blueprint to tell her, "Look, this is what I'm talking about." Yeah. Because everything- He's never really like that this woman does, and, and, and I don't mean this in a derogatory way at all, but everything that this woman did from beginning to end was exceptionally slutty behavior. I mean, the, the aggressiveness, the, the act like, "Ooh, yeah, I want that dick. Ooh, yeah, I definitely wanna eat that pussy." You know, that, that whole, uh... But also it's like a playing hard to get, but not so much- Mm-hmm ... because you know you can get this. Mm-hmm. It's, it's a whole attitude, it's a whole mentality.

36:46 It's the way she did everything. Total slutty behavior. So- And I dug it ... I do that with him- Yeah ... already. Like, I'm already- Yeah ... that way with him. She's like that with me. When we go to the club, she's all over me. Mm-hmm. Um, you know, when, when it comes to us, she's very much, uh, into that behavior- Mm-hmm ... with me. What I like to see is that with h- her with others. And, and- But I, c- we couldn't... I didn't know that. Yeah. And I didn't know how to express that. Yeah. And I didn't know how to, like, if that's what he was talking about. And so this happened, and I was like, "Oh. Oh. Oh, I could do that." And I just don't because of respect.

37:28 Um, and I say that wi- respect because I'm just a different type of woman. I'm a different type of woman. Like, I would find that totally disrespectful. It always comes down to, yeah, and, you know, that's the thing. Yeah, and so I... You find things disrespectful that are common in this lifestyle. Yeah. And I'm like, "Well, that's not disrespectful-" Yeah ... "if you've already discussed it or, you know, if, like..." Sometimes these things are just out in the open. And they just kind of happen, right? You know? Yeah. And it, and it is what it is. But it's still, I, I still have that mentality. And so, um, it's, we talked about it and I was like, "Oh, I could do that. That's easy. That's what you wanna see?" That is what I wanna see. Okay. And sounds like I'm gonna- It's on ... I'm gonna be seeing it more.

38:09 Yes, you are. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool. That is cool because I like that. Yeah. And I think that's hot, and I'm, I'm married to the hottest woman in the world, so why wouldn't I wanna see it? Like, that's spank bank material there. I am full through and through a hot wife guy. I love to see my wife in action. Uh, it's true. It's true. It's true. Oh, it's, it's funny because, uh, now you have an opportunity to try out that new slutty behavior. Uh, we are, we're gonna be going to, uh, Club Eden tonight, and I gotta tell you this, you know, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you this, I think I've already told you this, I'm gonna tell this to our listeners. I do not feel sexy.

38:50 Oh, man. At all. Guys, you ever feel like- Yeah ... like that? We just came from vacation. We haven't been working out. Dude. Just not been- Things have been off ... things have been completely off. Things have been off. The- Things have been off with us ... the show has consumed me, content, all of that, you know, and then, hey, man, we're not living through the easiest- Yeah economical times, you know? And this is our relationship. Yeah. This isn't just like, oh, this is us. This is our relationship. This is our- So, like- ... full relationship ... this is business. It's a very slow process. Having to be in front of the camera is not an easy task. Yeah. Um, keeping up with emails, keeping up with business stuff, keeping up with my work, keeping up with- It's exhausting life, keeping up with family- It hits ... family stuff.

39:36 Yeah. And just life. Um, you know, we've, we've had our little tiffs. We, we've gotten into it a, a little bit every now and then, and over stuff that is, it seems sometimes little. Yeah. Uh, but- Yeah ... when you evaluate it, there's always more to it- Yes ... than that. Yeah. You know? So i- it's, it'll be something stupid and small that will set us up for this big argument. Yeah. And realistically, it's what's behind that wall- Yes ... of stupid. Yes. There's something way more. Yes. And, you know, for us, for those of you who have been following the show, I got laid off last August.

40:18 And we've, I've really made the show and content and all that, that's been my focus, uh, quite a bit- Mm-hmm ... since then. And we've had some monetization opportunities. Mm-hmm. But realistically, I mean, it is not easy living in this economy- No ... with how things are and whatnot. Mm-hmm. And so we're really doing our best to keep up with everything, but everything- comes down to I don't feel sexy. Mm-hmm. Like, I, I feel- Mentally. It takes your mentalness away, and it's like you- We're going tonight to the club because there's a, a, a, a good friend of ours who's having a birthday party there. Yeah. And honestly, if that wasn't going on, we would not be going. We would be staying home. And we have a lot of friends that are gonna be going- Uh-huh ... to meet us there, too.

40:59 Yeah. So it's like- And so we don't wanna bail on people. Yeah. But let me tell you, you know, I feel like I have to be on all the time. Yes. And what does that mean? That means, you know, yeah, the person that you're getting on the show, this is me all the time. Uh, but sometimes I don't wanna talk. Just wanna be there, sit down, and, like, not talk and just be stoned. Yeah. I don't wanna talk. I just wanna sit there. We have that opportunity next weekend, and so I'm really, really looking forward to... Our friends are cooking for us, and- Yeah ... we are gonna relax, and- And yeah. They- ... it's going to just be us just- Just friends hanging out, downtime ... friends hanging out. And I know that I don't have to constantly be conversing. I don't have to be- Yeah ... that, you know, Beyond- Yeah ... Monogamy Adam. I can just be. I don't have to answer- You know what I mean?

41:40 any questions. Um, but tonight we're going to the club, and, and not in the slightest do I feel sexy. And, and it, you know, I, I'm a guy. I mean, how often am I gonna feel sexy? Uh, I don't know about other guys, but- You look sexy ... uh, I don't feel like I look sexy. You do. I feel very, very downtrodden and, uh- No. You shave- And- ... and you smell good. Yeah, well, at, at least I can smell good. That's the one thing I can control. And you shaved your head. Uh, guys, I am 30 pounds heavier. Esta no bueno. Are you? I am. I am. And I got to lose that 30 pounds, 'cause let me tell you something, I gotta lose it by July. This is the first I'm hearing about this. I gotta lose it by July, 30 pounds by July. Why? Why? 'Cause we have to be at- Why?

42:21 ... Naughty N'awlins. Naughty N'awlins in July. We will be there. Yes. And let me tell you, every content creator, every swinger around, they're gonna be there. Guys, if you- And I gotta look good ... if you can go, we're gonna give y'all the, a link, but if you can go, that would be the place to go. Like, it is going to be amazing, the turnout. If you can only- Yeah ... go for the weekend, just go for the weekend. Yeah. But do not miss this. Yeah. You know, what's, it, it, it is, it is a massive- So we have to look good ... massive, uh, swinger convention, so to speak. Yeah. And, and, you know, I can't even really do it justice by talking about it because I don't really know all that much about it. But we are gonna have some shows where we're gonna be talking to the, uh, the head- The N'awlins ... of, uh, Naughty N'awlins and the, the people who put on this entire- Yes ... yearly production, and they're gonna break it all down to us.

43:11 But we will be there in mid-July, and I gotta tell you, I do not feel like I look good at all. Like, I don't... Well, you're gonna, you have to lose 30 pounds. I have a- I wanna lose 30 pounds ... guys, I have a bigger goal. You have a bigger goal? Yeah. Yeah? I have a bigger goal. What is your bigger goal? So I, um, I re- really, really want to... I don't feel very sexy, and I'm really trying to push our other, businesses that we have. And I've always wanted to get work done. Um, I have got a consultation already, or already had a consultation for a mommy makeover, and it's expensive. Ugh.

43:51 But I have to lose weight for it. And I just have to lose 10 pounds and, you know, I have to really get my core tight and just kind of exercise, just so that's for healing purposes. But guys, oh my God. Yeah, so we are interjecting a little bit of, uh- Yeah ... fitness. Yes. Into our social medias. Yeah Into our social medias because we have to have accountability, guys. You have to keep us accountable. Yeah. We cannot do this alone. We won't be pushing our shit on you. Like, we're not gonna tell you to, like, drink your collagen and have your peptides and shit like that. No, no, no, no, no. That's not us. We aren't those people. No, we, but we do need to say this out loud because damn it, if you can't keep us accountable, we definitely can't do it ourselves.

44:35 Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise, I wouldn't have gained 30 pounds. Let me tell you something. We're gonna be out there- Yeah ... this July, and we're gonna be hanging out with the likes of, like, I don't know, Dan and Lacey from The Swing Nation. Yes. There's gonna be several other content creators that are out there. Yes. And we're gonna be able... We're gonna have a booth out there. Yes. We're gonna be hobnobbing with these incredible people and networking, and I just don't wanna walk in- We have to look good ... looking like Humpty Dump. Yeah. You know what I mean? I gotta look okay. I mean, our personalities are amazing. Yeah. But would you sleep- We got the dimple ... with this personality? The con. That's the question. I don't know. I just wanna- I don't know if you would ... I wanna feel comfortable because it's gonna be very hot. It will be very hot. It's gonna be in July in N- New Orleans.

45:15 I want New Orleans coffee. N'awlins and N'awlins, so yeah. I wanna have the coffee and beignets. Yes. I wanna make a trip to the cemetery. We wanna make sure we gain those 30 pounds back. Yes. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. But yeah, no, I, I feel you. I haven't been feeling very, um... and I haven't been feeling very sexy, and I am... I have to be in front of the camera without a lot of clothes sometimes, and it's very- You know- ... very hard ... I think you have it harder than I do for sure- Yeah ... on that because it's like women's standards, you know? Yeah. I think women themselves put pressure on themselves- Yes, we do. We do ... to keep up with- And so- the Joneses, especially- Yeah ... in the lifestyle. And you're so good and, 'cause you're like, "It doesn't matter. Just, you just take the videos. If you look hot, you look great." Dude.

45:57 And so I always put that in my head, and that was what kinda pushes me, your motivation. I think you're, I think you're smoking. So it's like, okay. I think you're smoking. This is doing this. And there's a lot of people who think that you're smoking. Uh, but I get it. And, you know, I think that's probably the hardest part about this lifestyle and a- about what we do is that- whenever we go to the club, whenever we go to house parties, whenever we go to things that we're invited to that play is available- Mm-hmm we play. Yeah. Like, we are not gonna be those people that we're just gonna sit back and socialize, because we don't drink. Yeah. You know? So it's like we're just gonna sit there and people watch. People wanna talk to us, like we might as well take breaks and go have sex. Yeah. It is really hard to live that life when you do not feel confident and sexy about yourself.

46:44 Mm-hmm. And all you wanna do is have your PJs on and eat ice cream out of a tub- Mm-hmm ... in front of the TV. Yeah. You know, and Netflix and chill solo. Um, it's hard. It is. And I think a lot of you have dealt with that. It- sometimes y- y- you feel like you're forced to put your game face on. Well, you know what? We're forced. We are forced because we have a brand to build. ' Cause we decided to do this. You are not forced, my friend. You are not forced. It's okay to say, "Sorry, guys, but I'm checking out on this one." Yeah. "I'm gonna stay home." Trust me, I've thought about it. I don't like to disappoint people. I don't. I don't care. It's a flaw. It's a flaw. It's so horrible. I don't like to disappoint people, but- Yeah ... uh, I, I have learned to every now and then say, "Yeah, I need to, I need to stay home today." Uh, and so that is, uh, exactly what we're not doing.

47:37 We are going out tonight. We are going to, uh, put our game faces on and we're gonna do our thing. We're gonna hang out with our wonderful friends, and we're gonna put on a show as best as we can. Yeah. Yeah. But, I really wanted to kind of hit up on that because I think that that is something that a lot of people can understand. Yes. Is th- those times where you just, you can have plans for the weekend. It's like, "Hey, we're gonna hang out with so-and-so. We're gonna do this and we're gonna do that." And you feel bloated, and you feel like, "Gosh, I just dealt with the stress of finances and kids and cleaning up after the dog and the house and the car is breaking down, and all of these things.

48:18 The, the, the world is crumbling in front of our eyes, and I'm supposed to get hard?" What? Yes. What? That's what a ro is for. Oh, hello. That is not a sponsored ad. You know, that's, that's, but that's... I mean, shit, dude. Like- Yeah ... how can you take your mind out of sex? Some people do it. Some people say, "You know what? This is a great thing for me to break off from reality and go down this path." It's hard for me, no pun intended. Yeah. Because- It's not for me ... no, no. You can disconnect easily. Easily. I can't. Yeah. You know, if I'm feeling something- Yeah ... if I'm not happy, if I'm stressed, anything like that, this man will not be turned on.

49:05 It is a, it is very difficult. But a ro helps it's, it's gonna be a fun night. We're gonna be there with friends, so, uh, you know. Mm-mm, he need, he need It'll be, um- ... Viagra ... I'll definitely have a nap before we go. A nap and a Red Bull. Yes. Yeah. I think the theme tonight is, what, what did you say it was? It's bikers and babes. I'm not doing that. Bikers and babes. I'm wearing a black, like- Don't you have a leather jacket? Hot. I don't. Really? You used to. Mm-mm. I used to and I got rid of it. Remember they were tearing? Oh. Yeah. So I, um, I'm just gonna wear... I have a dress that I've been dying to wear, so I'm gonna wear the dress. I wanted to get spandex shorts and, uh- Biker shorts ... I have biker shorts. I have biker shorts you can borrow.

49:46 I'm good. I don't wanna, I don't wanna walk in with male camel toe. Are you sure? What do they... What, what's a male camel toe? Mammal toe? Like the other day you were wearing shorts and you were like, "I'm all thigh." Oh, dude. And these- Yeah ... I have one ball. I was all thigh. One ball. One ball is higher than the other ' cause it just kinda smushes them in. She's like, "I like that dick print," and I was like, "Nah, girl, that's my ball print." It's just long. It's just long. Girl. That's some, that's some Picasso- Oh ... Picasso balls right there. That's right. One is up here, one's down here. Deebo. But once you, once you pull the shorts down, then the other one can descend. Yeah. But he was all thigh. And, yeah, I was all thigh that day, baby.

50:27 Yeah. Me and Disney. Me and Disney, all thighs. That's right. This is not a- It was nice ... it's not a KFC. It was good. Yeah, yeah. You know, we had a really good time out there. I think it was really, really fun. Yeah. I can't imagine doing that- We're doing that, um, without kids next year I can't imagine what that would be like. I think that would be cool. That's gonna be so much fun. I think that would be cool to do it with a large group of friends. The hard part about it though is that, you know, when you have lots of people with you, you know, everybody wants to do different things. Yeah. If you're not feeling the thing that- that others are doing. Like- Yeah ... you don't wanna be a stick in the mud, but then this and that, you know? It's like- You see, that's the fun part ... that's the hard part for me, yeah.

51:07 We're gonna go with people who are cool with us, like, breaking apart, so- Yeah, you know it's gonna be fun ... I mean, sometimes, uh, sometimes I need to say, "Okay, I need some time with my lady- Yeah ... on the teacups." Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Let's spin this teacup. Um- We got on the teacups and we didn't spin 'em. No, because I have a sens- We're sens- I have, I have a sensitive stomach. Like- Our kids, oh, man, I kept looking back and I was like, "They are gonna puke." I don't know. I, I thought that the, the teacup was gonna spin off of there. Yeah. It's nuts. I will say though, uh, one of the favorite things at Disney, um, are the comedic actors that do the jobs that they do out there. I mean, they're fast, they're quick-witted- Mm-hmm ... and funny.

51:50 And our waiter was funny. We had- Our waiters were funny a good meal Yeah. We had a birthday meal. Yeah. A- and, uh, a Mother's Day meal. Yeah. Uh, so all in all, it was a really, really fun, uh, fun time. Yeah. Very different. Florida Treehouse, you gotta check it out. Yes. Gotta check it out. All you gotta do is a simple Google search away. You can also find their information in our show notes because I am plugging them. Yes. I'm plugging them for a reason. And we will be back. We're going back, um- We're definitely going back ... when we go back, we're going... Prob- we'll probably go before this- I would love to have a Beyond Monogamy event there. Yeah, like, we need to go just on a weekend, just go. Yeah. Like, fly over there- Yeah ... go do that, and fly back. My Treehouse people, I would love to do a Beyond Monogamy event out there.

52:32 Yes. So I'm putting that out there. Yeah. Have your people call my people. Yes. She's my people. He's my people. And let's, let's get this- Let's get something in the books. Yes. Let's get something going because let me tell you something, I think that that would be a great venue- Mm-hmm for a fun time. I do too. Yeah. And it doesn't have to be huge. Just enough, just enough people. Yeah. I think it was good. Mm-hmm. I think it was good. Mm. So, uh, yeah. Florida Treehouse, definitely scope it out. It'll be all up in our show notes. Yes. And, uh, I guess we're gonna go ahead and wrap up this show. Uh, I had a great time with you. I always have a great time with you. Same. And we're gonna have a great time tonight. Yeah. Uh, with that being said, those of you who listen to the show, you probably already know where to find us, but I'm asking you from the bottom of my heart- Leave a review ... leave a review, babes.

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54:49 On June 20th. June 20th. Yes. We will be at Eden. We're gonna have a little event there. Show up because we're gonna have some merch. Show up and show out. We're gonna have some giveaways. Uh, yeah, it'll be a good time. It will be a good time. It will be a good time. And we will be having sex there, because it is a sex club. Mm. But it is a social club. It's not a sex club. That's right. It is a social club. So with that, you have to buy a membership. Yes. You have to go check it out. So Club Eden, San Antonio, Google it, but you can also go to our Events tab. You can also go to our show notes. You'll find all the information that you need there. It'll be really cool. Uh, and also, with that, we just wanna say that we love doing this show. We really love being here with you guys and, uh, we will see you guys next week.

55:33 Bye.