Disney World, Swingers, and a Wild Night at the Florida Tree House Lifestyle Club

What happens when a couple who hosts an ethical non-monogamy podcast takes a family vacation to Disney World and somehow ends up at a hidden lifestyle club on private Florida acreage the same night? You get this episode. Buckle up.

First Stop: Disney World (Yes, World — Not Disneyland, Adam)

We kicked things off in Orlando for a full Disney World family vacation over Mother's Day weekend. And before you ask — yes, Adam called it "Disneyland Florida" on the air, and Pris was having exactly none of it.

Pris: "Disney World is Florida. Disneyland is California."
Adam: "Tomato, tomato."
Pris: "No, no, no. If you're gonna say it, say it correctly."

Six miles of walking per day. Humidity that hits you in the face the moment you step outside. A turkey leg eaten heroically during the parade. And layered popcorn — kettle corn drizzled in chocolate, M&Ms, and cookie crumbles — that Pris describes as an absolute religious experience and Adam refused to touch on the grounds that he "would never stop."

Adam also took a 100mg gummy before entering the park and immediately panicked when he spotted a security dog near the entrance. Classic Beyond Monogamy energy.

Swinger Culture Is Alive and Well at Disney World (Apparently)

Here's something we didn't know: there are full-on Disney lifestyle groups. As in, swingers who organize meet-ups specifically around Disney trips. The parks are crawling with pineapple spotters on any given weekend, and over Mother's Day? Forget it.

Adam: "I heard that there are lifestyle groups that are purely Disney lifestyle groups."
Pris: "Dude, that is my thing right there."

Pris, to her credit, does draw the line at Disney-themed club nights. Quote: "I don't wanna dress up as a princess while you're slamming me." Fair enough, honestly.

The Main Event: The Florida Tree House Lifestyle Club

After a full day at Disney, our friends invited us to drive 45 minutes outside the city to a place called the Florida Tree House. We didn't know what to expect. What we found completely blew our minds.

The Florida Tree House sits on private acreage and operates as the ultimate hybrid: part house party, part lifestyle club, part outdoor playground. Here's what you're walking into:

• Security-first check-in: ID verification, no entry after 10pm, and staff constantly walking the rooms all night.
• Indoor playrooms: Three separate rooms — one group room with multiple beds, one semi-private room, and the entry room that converts to a playroom at 10pm. Every room is stocked with towels, sheets, sanitizer, condoms, and lube. You flip your own sheets. Honor system.
• A massive screened-in pool deck: Two-story screen (because Florida + alligators), fire pits, round sectional couches, a hot tub, a BDSM station with a St. Andrew's Cross, a throne, and a spanking bench — all actively in use.
• An outdoor sunroom playroom: Accessible from the pool deck, with multiple beds and an eight-person shower that, according to the regulars, stays busy all night.
• The actual tree house: Two playrooms built into a massive tree, with green/red occupancy signs so you don't have to climb the stairs just to find out someone's already in there.
• A swing bed beneath the tree: Anchored deep, flanked by chairs for voyeurs. Let's just say it was popular.
• A converted firetruck: Yes, really. The owner has a collection of vintage vehicles on the property. One firetruck has been gutted and outfitted with a queen bed in the back and a small mattress in the cab. You access the cab through a walk-in window. Extremely chaotic. Extremely on-brand for this place.
• Potluck food rules: You bring a dish. Somebody brought fried chicken. Others brought desserts. It's a house party. A very naked house party.

Adam: "It's a hybrid of a club and a house party. It takes all the great things of a club and all the great things of a house party and mashes them together."

Our verdict? Go. If you live in Florida or you're visiting, the Florida Tree House needs to be on your list. Check them out here.

We Played. Here's What Happened.

Yes, we played. We always play. And this night gave us one of the most memorable and genuinely growth-producing experiences we've had in the lifestyle.

Between a Puerto Rican guy who clocked us as Latinos from across the pool, a man who asked for a turn mid-scene (Pris said "yeah, no, I don't think so" — and he took it with grace), and a woman at the end of the night who single-handedly gave Adam a real-life demonstration of what "slutty behavior" actually means... it was a lot.

That last one sparked a huge conversation for us. Adam has been trying to articulate for years what he finds exciting. The woman at the club — aggressive, confident, completely unself-conscious in her desire — finally gave him a blueprint to show Pris.

Adam: "Everything this woman did from beginning to end was exceptionally slutty behavior. The aggressiveness, the attitude... it's a whole mentality."
Pris: "Oh. Oh. Oh, I could do that."

Jealous Pris also made a brief appearance when said woman started getting a little too aggressive with her husband. Which led to Pris grabbing the bags and announcing it was time to go. Growth is a process, people.

Getting Real: Feeling Unsexy in the Lifestyle

We wrapped the episode getting honest about something a lot of couples in the lifestyle quietly deal with: life stress tanks your sex drive and your confidence, even when you have club plans on the calendar.

Adam is 30 pounds up from where he wants to be. Pris is deep in mommy-makeover consultation territory. And they're both going to Naughty N'awlins in July surrounded by content creators and swinger community legends. The accountability is real and public now.

Adam: "How can you take your mind out of sex when the world is crumbling in front of your eyes and you're supposed to get hard? What?"

Real talk: if you've ever had to put your game face on for a night out when you'd rather be in pajamas watching Netflix solo, this part of the episode is for you.

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