Killer Pussy: The Night a Lifestyle Club Visit Ended in an Ambulance

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Hello, and welcome to another
episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam.

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And I'm Pris, and this week's quickie
is brought to you by real life

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experiences, specifically our real
life, specifically this past weekend.

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Yeah.

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So we went to the club.

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As one does.

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As one does.

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Yeah.

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And what started as a perfectly normal
lifestyle night turned into something

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that none of us were prepared for.

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And I mean none of us.

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No.

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There was a lot happening.

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There was a lot happening.

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Yes.

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And we're gonna tell you all of it
because this is exactly- Next week ... the

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kind of thing- ... that nobody talks
about, but absolutely happens in the

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lifestyle, the unexpected, the unscripted,
the we did not see that one coming.

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No, we really did not.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Okay, let's tell this story.

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Ah.

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Okay, so, uh, you know, I gotta
say, whenever we have weekends

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where we're gonna go to the club-

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Mm-hmm

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...
I have my eyes peeled.

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I'm looking.

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I'm always looking for things
that are happening either to us or

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to others- We're people watchers

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because there's so much that goes
on- Yeah ... that we can talk about.

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Yes.

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Right?

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And the night was- Going along,
I wanna say that, uh, the night

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seemed to really be kinda ending.

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Like, we got pretty much
close to the end there

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Yeah.

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Well, yeah, we had a,
um, a birthday party.

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We were there We were so

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exhausted

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We were super, super tired.

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We treaded along and went.

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Um, and it was fun.

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It was a good, good energy.

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Peop- uh, new people that have
never been there came to, came

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over, and everybody's chilling,
you know, um, having a good time.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, so we were there with
a few couple friends.

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Yeah.

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And one of the couple friends,
the husband, and Pris have hooked

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up on several occasions- Yeah

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and they're, they're- He's
my friends ... quite fond.

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They're, they're good buddies.

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Yeah.

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Uh, and so they had plans
to go play, that night.

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Yeah.

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And he went ahead and made the move,
and you were right there and you

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said- I followed ... "Oh, well, okay.

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Sure." I said, "Let's

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go."

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So his wife says, "Come on, Adam,
let's go too." I said, "Okay.

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Sure." Yeah.

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"Let's go." So we all walk to the back.

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Now, in this particular club, in the
back playroom, there's these middle

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beds that are very well, uh, well-made.

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They're very sturdy beds,
but they're out in the open.

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Mm-hmm.

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And then on the sides are cubbies
where- I call them cubbies ... they're,

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they're cubbies pretty much.

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They're, they're these inward little
areas where they have beds and you

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can close the, uh, the curtains.

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Curtains.

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And the,

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the walls are right up against the bed.

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Right.

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Right.

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So, they went into, uh- One ... one cubby.

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And- And I said,

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"
Go across"

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...
they wanted us to go across so
we can keep the curtains open.

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We can do our separate thing- Yeah

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but we can also watch each other.

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Yeah.

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Which is, I gotta say, pretty fucking hot.

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Did you like that?

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Yeah, that

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was kinda cool.

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Did you look over?

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Uh, well, I tried to, but I was facing
the corner most- I know ... of the time.

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Yeah.

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That was really difficult, you know?

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Yeah.

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I was kinda bummed about that, but I
did catch, I did catch some of your

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show, which was, some good stuff.

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Thank you.

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Thank

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you.

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So, you know, you guys got started.

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We went to our little area
and we had gotten started.

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And, we were having our fun.

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I, I wanna say we were in there-

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How long?

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It was probab- we were there
probably about 15 minutes.

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We had a good 15-minute session.

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Uh, it did not take me that long, but at
the same time, I wasn't looking to have,

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like, a 30-minute or an hour-long session.

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Yeah.

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Like, I was, I was pretty tired.

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I feel like I was in there forever.

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So that was us.

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Yeah.

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We were there- Yeah ... for 15 minutes.

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Yeah.

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You were there a long time.

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I was, right?

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Oh, man.

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Y'all were- And so- So when we finished-

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Yeah

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...
we walked over to you guys,
and I literally just sat

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there watching you guys.

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And, uh, eventually, she came
and we were both there with you

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guys and, and we were watching.

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But I felt bad because y'all were
just going, going, going, and I

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didn't know if there was some sort
of, uh, issue, he wasn't finishing,

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or maybe he just wanted to la... And,
and some, some guys are real iffy-

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Mm-hmm ... about other guys being around.

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So I was like, "You know what? You guys
have fun. I'm gonna go to the table-" Yeah

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"and hang out in the front."
Uh, so I went to our couch.

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You guys continued going
and doing your thing.

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Uh, while I was out there, another
friend of mine came up and there was

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an opportunity to go to the back.

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So I said, "Okay, I'll
go to the back." Mm-hmm.

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This was after some time.

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Yeah.

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Uh, so we went to the back, and we went
into a cubby across from you guys, and I

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noticed that y'all were just finishing.

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Yeah.

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And I heard you say, "Yeah, let's take
a break." So I to- I let you know that

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I was going into this area and I closed
the curtains and I was having my fun.

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As far as I was concerned,
you went to the front.

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Mm-hmm.

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I did.

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Yeah.

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So I said, "Okay, we're, let's take a
break," and we went to take a break.

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He went to the bathroom and then I went
to the bathroom, cleaned up, freshened

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up, and I came back to the couch.

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And I'm sitting there, and
maybe, like, 15 minutes passed,

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and he hadn't come back yet.

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And I thought, "Oh, maybe his
wife got him and they're in the

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back now or something," right?

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And so I kind of just, uh, just,
you know, people watch as I do.

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And I'm sitting there and I know
Adam's in the back and I'm like,

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"Okay, I'm just gonna wait here."

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And then a friend comes up to me.

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He's, they're like, "Hey, you're with
so-and-so, right?" And I'm like, "Yeah."

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"You were in the back with him." I
said, "Yeah." "Is his wife h- here?

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Is she around?" And I said,
"Yeah, she's somewhere.

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Why, what's up?" "He passed
out." And I was like, "What?"

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She's like, "Yeah, he passed out
twice." And I'm like, "Uh, okay."

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So I run up to him.

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He's near the bar area.

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They're sitting...
He's, he's sitting down.

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They're fanning him.

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He looks super pale.

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And I'm calling out his name
and he's not responding.

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And so finally, the club's not that big.

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They were doing birthday
dances, so it's really loud.

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And so the DJ gets on the f- on
the mic and yells for his wife and

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She thought that she was having
some kind of fun time, right?

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I heard

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her name- She went- ... when
I was in the back.

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Yeah, I didn't.

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I heard her name and I was like,
"Huh, that's weird." And so she

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was like, "Ooh, they're calling
my name to do something fun."

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And I guess they finally told
her, and so she came up to me.

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She, she caught me right at the corner.

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She's like, "Did you kill my husband?"

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And I was like, "I don't, I don't
know." And so in the back, it was hot.

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Like, I was sweating.

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I, you know, you mentioned that.

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I was not hot.

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I was- And I normally run very
hot ... and I don't know if it was

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him, that he was just hot, and
we were just, it was just heated.

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Yeah.

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Um, but I was hot, and so that's
why I took a break, 'cause I was

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like, "I'm, I'm feeling really hot
and I'm getting that-" Well, so

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you're used to having sex with
me in the middle beds, and

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there's good air flow out there.

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Yeah.

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But I don't know if maybe it
was the side that you were on.

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Now, I have gotten hot
on that side before.

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Okay, then it must be, because I-

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But the other side I was fine

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...
and so I felt, like, crampy, and I
was like, "Yeah, let's pause." And so

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I'm, and we were at it for a while.

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Yeah.

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Like, we were

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at it for a while.

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But

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I, I mean, he, he, he
doesn't come very easy.

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I think that's something that you guys-
Yeah ... have talked about, right?

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Like, it takes a lot for
him- Yeah ... to reach that.

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And so I

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knew, and so I was like, "We're just
gonna pause." Um, and I wanted some water

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anyway, and so we go, we, we do our thing.

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So anyway, she catches me.

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She's like, "Did you kill my husband?" I'm
like, "No." And so they're asking me, and

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they're like, "Weren't you on the back?"
I was like, "Yeah, we were in the back.

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He went to the bathroom.

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I went to the bathroom and I came back.

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Like, I didn't do anything."
And they're like, "Did he take

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something?" And I'm like, "No, he
doesn't, he doesn't take drugs."

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Um, he rarely drinks, but he was
drinking, like, not a White Claw,

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but something similar to that.

245
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And so he's there and, and
everybody rushes, right?

246
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This man- They called an
ambulance ... this man does not

247
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like to be center of attention.

248
00:09:15,194 --> 00:09:18,224
Like, he didn't, he didn't even like- Yeah
... that he was new and he had to get a tour.

249
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A tour of the place.

250
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:19,914
Like, he does not like- Yeah, he, he

251
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doesn't want to be seen.

252
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No.

253
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He wants to be in the background.

254
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:23,334
Yes.

255
00:09:23,334 --> 00:09:23,484
Boy,

256
00:09:23,484 --> 00:09:24,504
did he get seen.

257
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And so he's- He was not in the
background ... so he's there.

258
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He's sitting.

259
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:31,364
Um, ambulance is coming, and they're
like, "What happened?" And I was

260
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like, "You know, maybe it was hot
and maybe he just got overheated."

261
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And they're like, "No, they said
he gave blood." And I was like,

262
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"Well, I didn't ask him, 'Hey,
what did you do today?'" You know?

263
00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:43,424
Yeah, before you have sex- Yeah ... did

264
00:09:43,424 --> 00:09:44,174
you give blood today?

265
00:09:44,454 --> 00:09:47,614
How, what's your medical... What,
can you please fill this out?

266
00:09:47,644 --> 00:09:47,714
How,

267
00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:50,344
uh, can I check your blood pressure-
Yeah ... before you take off your pants?

268
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And, um, I was like, "Oh, my
goodness. Okay." So maybe that's

269
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what it was, that and drinking.

270
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So it was, they, they rushed him out and
he went in an ambulance to the hospital.

271
00:10:01,714 --> 00:10:05,314
Um, they ran tests on him
and everything, but yeah.

272
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:06,644
What time was that?

273
00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:07,294
It was magical.

274
00:10:07,444 --> 00:10:10,074
What time was that, that, that-
Um ... that he ended up leaving?

275
00:10:10,324 --> 00:10:11,844
Uh, 'cause we, we left at- We left at

276
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1:00

277
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...
we left at, at about 1:00.

278
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I think it was a little bit before.

279
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So it was, like, 12:00.

280
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No?

281
00:10:15,224 --> 00:10:15,254
Oh,

282
00:10:15,254 --> 00:10:17,254
well, they do the birthday
thing, so it was, like, 12:30.

283
00:10:17,314 --> 00:10:17,744
Okay.

284
00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:18,094
Okay.

285
00:10:18,094 --> 00:10:18,274
'Cause they

286
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do the birthday thing at 12:00.

287
00:10:19,524 --> 00:10:19,604
Yeah.

288
00:10:19,604 --> 00:10:20,314
So it was, like, 12:30.

289
00:10:20,764 --> 00:10:24,934
And then- They got him, you
know, his wife was just frazzled.

290
00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:26,704
She was like, "What do I do?

291
00:10:26,704 --> 00:10:31,184
Where, where do I go?" And I was like,
"Follow him in your car." Um, and that's

292
00:10:31,184 --> 00:10:39,474
because they drove from further North
Austin all the way to San Antonio.

293
00:10:39,784 --> 00:10:40,804
Yeah, they had quite a drive.

294
00:10:40,804 --> 00:10:40,964
Yeah,

295
00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:41,874
they had quite a drive.

296
00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,064
So I was like, um, "Don't
leave your car here.

297
00:10:44,064 --> 00:10:48,624
Follow them." And, um, you know, she's
like, "I'll leave you the liquor."

298
00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:53,124
And I was like, "Okay." Um, and so she
followed the ambulance, and they went to

299
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the emergency room there in San Antonio.

300
00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:57,854
Um, they ran tests on him and
everything, so everything was fine.

301
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:58,244
Um-

302
00:10:58,694 --> 00:11:00,914
He was okay, guys ... he's
okay, guys ... he's not dead.

303
00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:01,074
I

304
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:01,974
didn't kill him.

305
00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:02,344
He

306
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,224
didn't die at all.

307
00:11:04,224 --> 00:11:04,414
Yes.

308
00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:04,724
He's all right.

309
00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:05,798
Hold on, hold on.

310
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,468
We need to tell you guys about 3Fun first.

311
00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:08,188
Oh, yeah.

312
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,788
Okay, so 3Fun is the app.

313
00:11:12,058 --> 00:11:13,098
You guys know the app.

314
00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,948
And if you don't know, it's for
couples and singles who wanna

315
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connect with like-minded people.

316
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,058
And it actually works.

317
00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:20,548
Like, we're not just saying that.

318
00:11:20,968 --> 00:11:24,268
It's easy, it's low pressure, and
it's way less awkward than trying

319
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to figure it out on your own.

320
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Way less.

321
00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:27,878
We're gonna leave it at that.

322
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:28,688
Yep.

323
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,238
Download 3Fun.

324
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,428
The link is in the show notes.

325
00:11:32,638 --> 00:11:34,098
Okay, where were we?

326
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:34,828
Huh.

327
00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:35,764
But I was thinking

328
00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:36,334
about that.

329
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:36,944
I was like-

330
00:11:36,974 --> 00:11:39,274
It led to some interesting
conversation ... 'cause

331
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:43,514
I was like, yeah, I was like,
what if that had happened while-

332
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:45,674
I mean, you don't really think about that.

333
00:11:45,674 --> 00:11:45,734
No.

334
00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,884
See, because the
situation was interesting.

335
00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:50,604
I kind of painted the picture when we
were driving home because I was like, you

336
00:11:50,604 --> 00:11:55,164
know, that's... It's kind of interesting
because I was there, I was done.

337
00:11:55,354 --> 00:11:55,544
Yeah.

338
00:11:55,544 --> 00:11:55,894
I was

339
00:11:55,894 --> 00:11:57,144
watching you guys play.

340
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,214
And then I was like, "You know what?

341
00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:02,104
I'm gonna go up front because I
don't wanna- You don't want ... I

342
00:12:02,104 --> 00:12:04,404
don't wanna cause any problems ... to
surprise me, like, yeah, yeah.

343
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,074
So while I was gone,
anything could've happened.

344
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:07,444
Yeah.

345
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:11,044
And, and I remember you saying,
"What if he had passed out on top

346
00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:12,884
of me while we were having sex?"

347
00:12:12,884 --> 00:12:13,354
Yeah.

348
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,214
And I was just like, "I don't know.

349
00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:18,234
What i- I would've- What, what,
what would've been your reaction?

350
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:18,734
I don't even know

351
00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:19,434
what I would've done.

352
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,574
I would've been like... I
don't even know what I would've

353
00:12:21,644 --> 00:12:23,974
done, but I was very concerned.

354
00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:27,804
But he's a really good friend,
and so I was super concerned.

355
00:12:27,804 --> 00:12:29,984
I was like, "What happened?"

356
00:12:30,274 --> 00:12:30,674
Yeah.

357
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:35,864
But you know what's funny is this is
something- That would happen ... that

358
00:12:35,864 --> 00:12:41,814
is not talked about in the lifestyle-
No ... because it's a possibility, guys.

359
00:12:42,164 --> 00:12:42,264
Guys.

360
00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:44,284
Guys, I'm gonna tell you this right now.

361
00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:48,294
But I know that there's
heavy drugs being used there.

362
00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:49,394
Oh, yeah, totally.

363
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,114
Like, I know.

364
00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:51,024
That's e- that's everywhere.

365
00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:51,924
And that's everywhere.

366
00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:53,204
And, and- That's everywhere in the

367
00:12:53,204 --> 00:12:53,744
lifestyle ... the

368
00:12:53,744 --> 00:12:55,414
people that are using it are older.

369
00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:57,304
They're like our age.

370
00:12:57,894 --> 00:13:00,874
And it's like, guys, and you're drinking.

371
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:06,674
Like, y'all guys have to be... Like,
have a little bit of common sense.

372
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,944
Let's have some common sense, okay?

373
00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:15,164
You're in a area where it's hot because
you're dancing, and I've seen y'all dance.

374
00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:21,304
Y'all are doing drugs, and
it's not like green stuff.

375
00:13:21,374 --> 00:13:22,754
Like, it's stuff.

376
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:24,104
You're doing that.

377
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,094
You're making your heart rate go up.

378
00:13:26,464 --> 00:13:26,704
Yeah.

379
00:13:26,844 --> 00:13:28,744
What if you have an underlying condition?

380
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:31,614
Like, I don't think
anybody thinks about that.

381
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,894
High blood pressure, man.

382
00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:33,424
Oh- High blood...

383
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,504
This man had, um, he...
That's what happened.

384
00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:40,234
His blood pressure or sugar levels
went down, and he just passed out.

385
00:13:40,264 --> 00:13:40,714
Yeah.

386
00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:44,944
Um- What if... He could have hit
his head while he fell, fell.

387
00:13:44,944 --> 00:13:45,244
Oh, man.

388
00:13:45,244 --> 00:13:45,354
That

389
00:13:45,354 --> 00:13:45,844
could've been a major incident.

390
00:13:45,844 --> 00:13:46,674
And then he did hit his head.

391
00:13:46,674 --> 00:13:47,104
He did hit his head.

392
00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:47,414
Um,

393
00:13:47,484 --> 00:13:50,054
yeah, he hit his head
and he's fine, but he...

394
00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:51,404
You know, anything could have happened.

395
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:58,474
And I have seen people pass out
before, but never like this.

396
00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:02,464
This one was like, we're in a weird area.

397
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:08,124
And the EMS people came in and I
was like, "How many times have they

398
00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:09,964
made a trip to a club like this?"

399
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,864
You know- 'Cause you would think-
... that's a really good question.

400
00:14:12,904 --> 00:14:16,504
Um, I mean, it happens- I mean, I'm sure

401
00:14:16,504 --> 00:14:16,714
obviously.

402
00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:17,964
Every, every place.

403
00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:18,334
Yeah.

404
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:21,654
First off, like you said,
people are drinking.

405
00:14:21,884 --> 00:14:22,584
People are drinking.

406
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:22,784
There

407
00:14:22,784 --> 00:14:25,184
is drug use that- There is drug
use, yeah ... that is going on, uh,

408
00:14:25,184 --> 00:14:26,944
behind the, the scenes I'm sure.

409
00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:30,144
Either before they go in
or i- while they're in.

410
00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:30,684
Yeah.

411
00:14:30,764 --> 00:14:33,774
Uh, they're dancing, they're
living their best life.

412
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:39,574
You go to the back, sex is not a slow
paced thing, so you're back there, you're

413
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,664
raising your blood pressure even more.

414
00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:42,174
Mm-hmm.

415
00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:46,714
Uh, you know, I'm sure that
medical emergencies will happen.

416
00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:48,824
Like you said- I am
sure ... we're in our 40s.

417
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:51,594
There are people who are
doing this in their 50s.

418
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:53,864
Uh, you know, and at
some point- There's like

419
00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:56,024
a 70-year-old there, and I know.

420
00:14:57,444 --> 00:14:59,324
And it's like, oof.

421
00:14:59,894 --> 00:15:04,864
You know, it... You, you, you
really have to, you have to ask

422
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:09,604
yourself at what point does my good
time become a little dangerous?

423
00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:09,984
Yeah.

424
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:10,214
A

425
00:15:10,214 --> 00:15:10,924
little dangerous.

426
00:15:10,924 --> 00:15:11,244
Yeah.

427
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:11,634
You know?

428
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:16,874
Like, it was, um... That's a scary
situation and it kinda opens your eyes.

429
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,414
And we're very vigilant of people.

430
00:15:19,414 --> 00:15:24,164
Like, if we see somebody who's like
a little bit too intoxicated, we'll

431
00:15:24,164 --> 00:15:25,694
watch like when we're near them.

432
00:15:25,694 --> 00:15:29,044
We'll see if they're stepping right
because, you know, you wanna catch them.

433
00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:32,204
I, I mean, we've caught people
in midstep and almost fallen.

434
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:32,414
Yeah.

435
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:32,624
Yeah.

436
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:34,274
So it happens.

437
00:15:34,274 --> 00:15:34,424
Uh, you, you

438
00:15:34,424 --> 00:15:35,054
just never know.

439
00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:35,474
It was

440
00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:38,374
just, um, it was a little scary.

441
00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:44,634
Well, you know what's funny is of all
people, uh, to you- I know ... of all

442
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:52,534
people, because it has taken so long
for me to get you to feel comfortable

443
00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:54,904
playing with somebody solo- Yeah

444
00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:56,364
without me there.

445
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,024
Yeah, not happening.

446
00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,284
Uh, because you, you rarely do
that because you're always like,

447
00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:03,274
"Mm, you know, I just feel safer if
you're there. I, I, you know, I'm

448
00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,164
more comfortable." Thanks, Holly.

449
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,154
And I completely understand that.

450
00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:06,494
I completely get that.

451
00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:11,674
Uh, but this was a moment where you
were actually comfortable, you were

452
00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:12,794
comfortable with the person- Yeah

453
00:16:12,794 --> 00:16:14,294
you were with and you were- 'Cause
I... Yeah ... you were telling me

454
00:16:14,294 --> 00:16:16,134
from early on in that day you were
like- I was like, "Who's gonna be

455
00:16:16,134 --> 00:16:18,204
there?" ... "I'm gonna take him back
to the back." "It's gonna be fun." "I'm

456
00:16:18,204 --> 00:16:21,504
gonna blow his mind and you're, you're
gonna be in the front waiting for me.

457
00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:24,264
It's gonna be a hot scenario," because
I'm into the whole hot wife thing.

458
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:29,724
Uh, and of all people to, to have
that happen to, would happen to you.

459
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:32,694
Now, two steps forward, one step back?

460
00:16:33,064 --> 00:16:35,114
Or one step forward, two steps back?

461
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,004
Um- Where

462
00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:36,714
does this put you?

463
00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:39,249
If this is fine, this is- Yeah?

464
00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:39,409
Yeah.

465
00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:39,869
Is this gonna

466
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:40,829
set you back at all?

467
00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:41,379
Nah.

468
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:41,439
No?

469
00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:42,199
Nah.

470
00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:46,317
I mean, um, no, it's not
gonna set me back at all.

471
00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:48,687
It's, it's... I feel bad for him.

472
00:16:48,977 --> 00:16:51,497
I f- you know, um, but no, I'm fine.

473
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:54,207
This isn't, this is not gonna, you know.

474
00:16:54,707 --> 00:16:54,767
Yeah.

475
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:55,477
I mean, I don't know.

476
00:16:55,477 --> 00:16:56,737
I may ask everybody.

477
00:16:57,257 --> 00:17:00,127
You may start getting a, a medical
waiver signed- A medical waiver signed

478
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:00,837
before you have sex with them.

479
00:17:01,157 --> 00:17:03,637
It's a little powerful,
people, so be careful.

480
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,467
You know it's funny is, is- I can sing

481
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:06,527
that song ... it, 'cause it's-

482
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,367
It's funny, but it's not funny.

483
00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:10,087
Yeah.

484
00:17:10,087 --> 00:17:10,937
It c- because we were...

485
00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:12,717
I mean, they're making fun of it.

486
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:13,777
Like, he, his wife- It's, it's so,

487
00:17:13,777 --> 00:17:14,517
it's so bad

488
00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:17,427
...
his wife was like, "Yeah,
you got the magical pussy."

489
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,107
And I'm like, "Yeah."

490
00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:23,527
Well, you know, like we were leaving there
because we, we had to, we had to jet.

491
00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:23,617
Yes.

492
00:17:23,647 --> 00:17:24,247
We had to leave.

493
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,167
We had th- Yeah ... we had their bags.

494
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:25,277
Yeah.

495
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:30,057
And so we had to take off, and as we're
walking out to the van, I tell her, I was

496
00:17:30,057 --> 00:17:32,707
like, "Okay, best friend of yours." Yeah.

497
00:17:32,707 --> 00:17:34,527
"You're my best friend.
I have to say this."

498
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:41,647
I said, "If he dies, are, are you gonna
feel responsible for this?" I know,

499
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:44,017
and I'm like, "Oh my
goodness, don't say that."

500
00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:49,467
I'm sorry, but it's worth a conversation
because we did not know what was going

501
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:51,297
on- No ... where we- he was going.

502
00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:51,377
No.

503
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:54,757
All we know was that he had passed
out so many times, he had hurt

504
00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,177
the back of his head, and he
was taken off in an ambulance.

505
00:17:57,497 --> 00:18:00,387
I did not witness any of this because-
Yeah ... I was getting laid in the back.

506
00:18:00,617 --> 00:18:00,807
Yeah.

507
00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:05,137
But- His wife didn't witness
'cause she was giving lap dances.

508
00:18:05,227 --> 00:18:08,087
But by the time I got up
there, they were already gone.

509
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:08,217
Yeah.

510
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,587
You had come to the back, and you
were like, "Hey, uh, they're gone.

511
00:18:12,197 --> 00:18:13,407
They got taken in an ambulance." Yeah.

512
00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:13,947
I was like, "What?"

513
00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:14,587
Yeah.

514
00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:19,437
Uh, but you know, it's worth a, a
conversation in the fact it's like, do you

515
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:21,217
feel responsible for something like that?

516
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:21,667
I mean, I'm

517
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,707
sure I would.

518
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:23,217
Yeah.

519
00:18:23,217 --> 00:18:23,787
Would you have?

520
00:18:23,787 --> 00:18:24,027
Yeah, I'm

521
00:18:24,027 --> 00:18:24,797
sure I would.

522
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:25,357
Oish.

523
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,987
I mean, we put in the work, so.

524
00:18:27,217 --> 00:18:27,377
Yeah.

525
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,597
I mean, I saw you guys.

526
00:18:28,597 --> 00:18:30,117
You, you, you both were-

527
00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:30,687
It was hot

528
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:32,137
...
y'all were putting in some work.

529
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:32,607
Yeah, so

530
00:18:32,607 --> 00:18:36,627
I mean, I probably would've felt
a little like it was my fault.

531
00:18:36,787 --> 00:18:36,907
Ugh.

532
00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:40,817
I think I would've felt like it was
partly my fault because, you know,

533
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,977
we're married and we're one unit.

534
00:18:43,307 --> 00:18:43,587
Yeah.

535
00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:44,297
And, uh,

536
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:44,607
yeah.

537
00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:46,807
Be careful with all the geriatric
women you take back there.

538
00:18:47,677 --> 00:18:49,727
I don't take no geriatric
women back there.

539
00:18:49,987 --> 00:18:51,737
I like older women, but
I don't like old women.

540
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:51,917
I'm just

541
00:18:52,117 --> 00:18:52,457
kidding.

542
00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:56,217
Older, not stepped out of a casket.

543
00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:57,067
Oh, sorry.

544
00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:58,597
Oh my gosh.

545
00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:00,927
Yeah.

546
00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:02,567
Is that what we're doing,
making fun of each other?

547
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:03,107
No.

548
00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:03,317
Yeah?

549
00:19:03,407 --> 00:19:03,967
Is that how this show's gonna go?

550
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:04,767
I'm the one who had someone

551
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:05,367
die.

552
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:05,827
I know.

553
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,727
And you can't, you can't take
accountability for that- Oh, man ... so

554
00:19:08,727 --> 00:19:09,797
you're throwing it back on me.

555
00:19:09,797 --> 00:19:10,227
That's okay.

556
00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:11,017
I'll b- It's, um-

557
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:11,787
I'll be your beat-up puppet.

558
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:13,847
You can beat up on me all you want.

559
00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:14,477
It is.

560
00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:16,177
It's, it's... You know,
you just never know.

561
00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:19,037
You never know when somebody has,
um, because you're there, right?

562
00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,037
Not even, like, the drinking or whatever.

563
00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:23,317
There's people that are diabetic.

564
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:28,537
Oh, dude, you've been with guys
who have claimed to be asthmatic.

565
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:29,687
Yes.

566
00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:33,352
And it's like, uh, he's
gotta have his puffer.

567
00:19:36,732 --> 00:19:37,802
He's gotta have his puffer.

568
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,942
Because if he doesn't have his puffer-

569
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,732
I think we should have one
of those defibrillators.

570
00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,472
Just walk around with a defibrillator?

571
00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:46,612
That

572
00:19:46,692 --> 00:19:47,372
and an

573
00:19:47,802 --> 00:19:47,932
EpiPen.

574
00:19:47,932 --> 00:19:48,422
Oh, that's true.

575
00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:48,702
Like, we

576
00:19:48,702 --> 00:19:50,082
should just- Yeah ... have one in the car.

577
00:19:50,312 --> 00:19:50,602
Yeah.

578
00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:53,672
That does- which is gonna be... I
don't wanna be a first responder.

579
00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:55,332
I am not a good first responder.

580
00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:57,192
I'm bad in emergency- I am
a- ... situations ... I'm

581
00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:57,662
good.

582
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,322
I'm, like, a sixth responder at best.

583
00:19:59,322 --> 00:19:59,482
I'm

584
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,772
kind of good at emergency.

585
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:01,452
I yell.

586
00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:03,852
I tend to yell when emergencies happen.

587
00:20:03,852 --> 00:20:04,772
I did not yell here.

588
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:05,442
I was just like, "Uh."

589
00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:09,372
See, some people get panicky
and some people get real calm.

590
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:13,412
I get eerily calm in me- in,
like, high pressure- Yeah

591
00:20:13,702 --> 00:20:15,752
uh, scary, panicky- Yeah ... situations.

592
00:20:16,062 --> 00:20:19,462
But I also get so calm that
I'm like, "I don't, I don't

593
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,552
understand what's happening right

594
00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:20,982
now."

595
00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:21,322
Yeah.

596
00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:24,992
I, I can't... Don't ask me
to give somebody CPR, uh,

597
00:20:24,992 --> 00:20:26,072
mouth-to-mouth, none of that.

598
00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:27,332
I, I'm, I'm- Do you know how?

599
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:30,492
I learned a very, very
long- Yeah ... time ago.

600
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:30,642
I

601
00:20:30,642 --> 00:20:32,072
know how to give CPR.

602
00:20:32,222 --> 00:20:35,252
I know that you do it to the,
the beat of Staying Alive.

603
00:20:35,642 --> 00:20:36,382
Oh, okay.

604
00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:36,602
Yeah.

605
00:20:36,752 --> 00:20:36,892
Yeah.

606
00:20:36,892 --> 00:20:37,012
So you

607
00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:38,472
gotta keep that Staying Alive.

608
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,502
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

609
00:20:40,762 --> 00:20:41,482
Staying alive.

610
00:20:41,902 --> 00:20:42,502
Staying alive.

611
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:42,592
Oh, I

612
00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:43,072
like that.

613
00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:43,262
Yeah.

614
00:20:43,262 --> 00:20:43,592
Okay.

615
00:20:43,592 --> 00:20:46,952
So you beat boom, boom,
boom, boom, and then breathe.

616
00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:47,362
Staying alive.

617
00:20:47,592 --> 00:20:48,292
Staying alive.

618
00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:48,412
Breathe.

619
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:48,812
Yeah.

620
00:20:49,352 --> 00:20:49,682
Okay.

621
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,202
Yeah, that's the way,
that's the way I was told.

622
00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:51,492
I don't know.

623
00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:52,442
I mean, that's a good re- I don't know.

624
00:20:52,442 --> 00:20:53,712
I mean, I know how to do that.

625
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,842
But, like, it's... You
have to think fast, right?

626
00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,162
You have to be fast- Yeah ... about it.

627
00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:04,122
So guys, you know, be safe out there.

628
00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:04,562
Be safe out there.

629
00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:05,022
You never know.

630
00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:06,472
You never know what's gonna happen.

631
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,082
And our, my friend is good.

632
00:21:08,262 --> 00:21:08,782
He's fine.

633
00:21:08,782 --> 00:21:09,462
He's fine.

634
00:21:09,462 --> 00:21:10,302
He's okay.

635
00:21:10,362 --> 00:21:10,782
Um- He's gonna be

636
00:21:10,782 --> 00:21:11,262
fine

637
00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:13,632
...
he's embarrassed more than anything.

638
00:21:13,632 --> 00:21:14,132
And everybody- And by the

639
00:21:14,132 --> 00:21:17,312
way, he approved us talking
about this on the show.

640
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,122
Yeah, we're not just talking about

641
00:21:19,122 --> 00:21:19,402
this.

642
00:21:19,402 --> 00:21:19,842
We're not dickheads.

643
00:21:19,942 --> 00:21:23,042
Um, his wife was like, "Yeah, you
can..." What was her... What was...

644
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:28,222
She said, "Yeah, you can tell everybody
how magical, how your pussy just

645
00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:31,192
knocks everybody out." It's like,
no, I don't, I don't wanna do that.

646
00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:36,722
Now, you know, worth talking about, how
did the club handle the medical emergency?

647
00:21:36,972 --> 00:21:39,182
They did amazing.

648
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:39,332
Yeah?

649
00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:41,402
Um, the manager was great.

650
00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,382
Staff was amazing.

651
00:21:45,122 --> 00:21:49,542
Guys, when I tell you that Eden is
a great place, it's a great place.

652
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,932
The community is amazing.

653
00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:54,232
They handled it, like, fast.

654
00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:55,652
They sat him down.

655
00:21:55,652 --> 00:21:56,502
They gave him water.

656
00:21:56,502 --> 00:21:57,112
They fanned.

657
00:21:57,112 --> 00:21:59,782
They made sure... Because, you
know, there's some nosy-ass people.

658
00:21:59,782 --> 00:22:00,212
Of course.

659
00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:01,582
Everybody wants to be a doctor.

660
00:22:01,672 --> 00:22:02,072
Yeah.

661
00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:07,522
They were pushing everybody away,
um, fanning him and, you know,

662
00:22:07,522 --> 00:22:11,922
getting his wife and, and then
EMS came in and they took him.

663
00:22:12,342 --> 00:22:20,472
Um, you know, so they, they did a really
good job, um, of getting him taken care

664
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,122
of and in and out as fast as possible, so.

665
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:28,577
Yeah, you know- One of the best things
about this lifestyle, and I don't

666
00:22:28,577 --> 00:22:35,627
know if you've heard this statistic,
uh, but there are two of the largest

667
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:42,487
job fields that frequent the swinging
community, and that's teachers and nurses.

668
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,137
Yes.

669
00:22:43,257 --> 00:22:45,047
Uh, so there are a lot of nurses.

670
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:45,967
There are a lot of nurses.

671
00:22:46,107 --> 00:22:49,327
Like, you can't walk into a club and throw
a rock without hitting one in the head.

672
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,617
Everybody's a goddamn nurse.

673
00:22:50,617 --> 00:22:51,087
Everybody's

674
00:22:51,087 --> 00:22:51,127
a

675
00:22:51,127 --> 00:22:51,327
nurse.

676
00:22:51,327 --> 00:22:54,267
So, uh, I mean, that alone makes
you feel a little bit safer.

677
00:22:54,267 --> 00:22:54,897
It, it does.

678
00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:59,077
Um, and so, you know, everybody
had already known that he gave

679
00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:00,597
blood, I guess he told somebody.

680
00:23:00,597 --> 00:23:04,107
And they were like, "Okay, so it's
just hypertension or whatever, most

681
00:23:04,107 --> 00:23:05,337
likely." And I was like, "Yeah."

682
00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:08,797
I was like, "I don't think
he's has any illness. I should

683
00:23:08,797 --> 00:23:10,207
really ask those questions."

684
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:11,037
Yeah.

685
00:23:11,037 --> 00:23:12,247
You know, it's-

686
00:23:12,247 --> 00:23:13,267
Are you a diabetic?

687
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:17,287
It's a weird, it's a weird thing
to talk about before getting down.

688
00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:17,567
Yeah.

689
00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:21,427
But, uh, like we've always said, if
you're friends with the persons that

690
00:23:21,427 --> 00:23:22,407
you play with- You should have those,

691
00:23:22,407 --> 00:23:22,657
yeah

692
00:23:23,047 --> 00:23:24,627
then you should know that ahead of time.

693
00:23:24,627 --> 00:23:24,777
Yeah.

694
00:23:24,777 --> 00:23:26,947
Like, we've had those
conversations with a lot of people.

695
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:27,007
Yeah.

696
00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:28,387
It's like, "Oh, well, you know, you-

697
00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:28,677
No.

698
00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:29,837
It's, um- ... you have this,

699
00:23:29,837 --> 00:23:30,827
you have that," whatever ... there

700
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:35,117
is a lot of adults that like, that took
care of... We take care of each other.

701
00:23:35,117 --> 00:23:35,217
Yeah.

702
00:23:35,217 --> 00:23:40,257
We're in this area, you know, so it's,
um, everybody was very concerned.

703
00:23:40,257 --> 00:23:41,527
I got lots of messages.

704
00:23:41,617 --> 00:23:43,487
I got lots of text messages.

705
00:23:43,597 --> 00:23:45,247
Um, he's- W- He's wonderful.

706
00:23:45,247 --> 00:23:50,497
What's funny, and this popped into
my head today, was earlier in the

707
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:56,127
evening before all of this happened,
we were all talking and we were talking

708
00:23:56,127 --> 00:23:58,777
about how their kids don't know.

709
00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:01,207
Um- Yeah ... and, and

710
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:05,827
that- One might know, but he's very, I'm
sorry, he's very, um, per- like, he keeps

711
00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:08,017
everything very pers- like, private.

712
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:08,337
Yeah.

713
00:24:08,337 --> 00:24:10,087
Everything's pri- Yeah ... even
his kids, like, it's private.

714
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:14,927
So their, their kids don't know- Yeah
... about this stuff, and they w- they had

715
00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:19,897
been asking us, they were like, "Hey,
um, when you pull up the location, does

716
00:24:19,897 --> 00:24:22,587
it show up as Club Eden or..." And I
was like, "Yeah." I was like, "Yeah."

717
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,897
And they were like, "Oh, well our kids
know our location," and stuff like that.

718
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,277
And it's like, that's okay.

719
00:24:26,277 --> 00:24:28,527
You know, they, you can claim
it's a different club or whatever.

720
00:24:28,527 --> 00:24:28,867
Our daughter

721
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:28,957
sees,

722
00:24:29,087 --> 00:24:29,167
yeah.

723
00:24:29,197 --> 00:24:33,267
But so they were gonna be real sneaky,
like, with whatever they were gonna do,

724
00:24:33,267 --> 00:24:36,217
but then this happened and then I was
told that they didn't get out of the

725
00:24:36,217 --> 00:24:37,547
hospital till, like, 6:00 in the morning.

726
00:24:37,547 --> 00:24:38,227
6:00 in the morning.

727
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:38,407
Yeah.

728
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:39,457
Uh- And they didn't get

729
00:24:39,457 --> 00:24:40,127
home till 8:00.

730
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,267
Oh my gosh.

731
00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:44,057
So what, what kind of con- do
you even have a conversation

732
00:24:44,057 --> 00:24:44,857
with your kids on that one?

733
00:24:44,857 --> 00:24:45,427
Like, do they ask?

734
00:24:45,427 --> 00:24:48,347
I mean- Or did they notice
that you were at the hospital?

735
00:24:48,347 --> 00:24:50,397
They said their, their daughter usually,
like, stays inside their room, so she's,

736
00:24:50,397 --> 00:24:53,367
they only have one, but they have one
that lives two houses down or something.

737
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:53,427
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

738
00:24:53,427 --> 00:24:59,767
So, I mean, I think it's, uh, I
think you don't have a choice.

739
00:25:00,657 --> 00:25:01,087
Yeah.

740
00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:03,417
You know- I just feel, I'm
sorry ... you don't have a choice.

741
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:04,087
You don't have a choice.

742
00:25:04,257 --> 00:25:06,417
And you know, this is something that
you gotta keep in mind 'cause the,

743
00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:10,567
the physical realities of sex, man, I
mean- Yes ... unless you're just gonna

744
00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:12,097
sit there and let somebody ride you.

745
00:25:12,097 --> 00:25:12,127
Mm-hmm.

746
00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:14,067
There is motion in the ocean.

747
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,607
It takes some- Your heart rate goes up.

748
00:25:16,007 --> 00:25:17,237
Oh, dude, I used to have, like- Blood

749
00:25:17,297 --> 00:25:17,847
pressure

750
00:25:17,847 --> 00:25:21,632
...
I used to get high blood press- if I,
if I run too hot And we've had this

751
00:25:21,632 --> 00:25:24,432
before- Oh ... where we've been in hotels
with other couples or whatever, and

752
00:25:24,432 --> 00:25:26,272
the AC's not working right or whatever.

753
00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:26,972
He gets hot and pale.

754
00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:30,772
The moment I start getting hot
and I start sweating, I stop.

755
00:25:30,872 --> 00:25:31,352
Yes.

756
00:25:31,382 --> 00:25:32,142
And I walk away-

757
00:25:32,142 --> 00:25:33,052
Yeah ... and I go cool off.

758
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:33,292
Yeah.

759
00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:34,432
And it could be in mid-stroke.

760
00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:38,302
And, do you know, there's a lot of pe-
we're, we're not all in great health.

761
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:42,572
Um, so you have to keep these
things in mind, because you

762
00:25:42,572 --> 00:25:43,992
need to be hydrated, people.

763
00:25:44,182 --> 00:25:44,542
Yeah.

764
00:25:44,742 --> 00:25:47,512
If you're gonna drink and
then you're gonna play, water.

765
00:25:47,772 --> 00:25:48,392
Water, water, water.

766
00:25:48,392 --> 00:25:48,732
Water.

767
00:25:48,772 --> 00:25:48,942
Totally.

768
00:25:48,942 --> 00:25:50,692
And even if you're not gonna drink,
if you're gonna do an edible,

769
00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:52,662
you're gonna do whatever, water.

770
00:25:52,662 --> 00:25:53,552
Hydrate.

771
00:25:53,712 --> 00:25:57,992
It is- Hydrate ... so important
to hydrate before any playtime.

772
00:25:58,302 --> 00:25:58,422
Yeah.

773
00:25:58,422 --> 00:25:58,782
Yeah.

774
00:25:58,862 --> 00:25:59,452
Um, like,

775
00:25:59,482 --> 00:26:00,532
it's, it's a thing.

776
00:26:00,562 --> 00:26:03,852
E- e- even if you're drinking,
have some water in between drinks.

777
00:26:03,932 --> 00:26:04,052
Water.

778
00:26:04,052 --> 00:26:08,402
I always put a water, I always put a
water cup in the little area heading

779
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,192
to the playroom, because I will stop.

780
00:26:10,722 --> 00:26:10,782
Yeah.

781
00:26:10,782 --> 00:26:12,402
And I'll be like, "Mm, let me
go get some water real quick,"

782
00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:13,082
and I'll get some water.

783
00:26:13,212 --> 00:26:13,452
Yeah.

784
00:26:13,542 --> 00:26:15,362
So it's, it's, it is a thing.

785
00:26:15,652 --> 00:26:16,512
It is a thing.

786
00:26:16,512 --> 00:26:20,992
You know, there, there's a lot of, uh, a
lot of action that ha- that takes place,

787
00:26:20,992 --> 00:26:22,372
and so there's a lot of work in it.

788
00:26:22,662 --> 00:26:24,652
So you just gotta keep that in mind, guys.

789
00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,932
Mm. This is not just
a, a walk in the park.

790
00:26:26,982 --> 00:26:30,432
This is something that you're gonna
be- Yeah ... exerting a lot of energy.

791
00:26:30,872 --> 00:26:36,102
And if you're drinking, and if you're
giving blood earlier in the day, and if

792
00:26:36,102 --> 00:26:39,082
you're not- Yes ... eating all your meals
and you don't have the proper energy,

793
00:26:39,502 --> 00:26:41,322
it's gonna take something out of you.

794
00:26:41,322 --> 00:26:41,872
It does.

795
00:26:41,872 --> 00:26:43,432
You really gotta be careful with that.

796
00:26:43,472 --> 00:26:43,702
Yes.

797
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:44,892
We don't want anybody- Pace yourself.

798
00:26:44,932 --> 00:26:45,152
Yeah.

799
00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:49,492
And you know, when you walk into a
house party or a club and you're about

800
00:26:49,492 --> 00:26:51,082
to take your first drink, just think.

801
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,222
Did I drink water?

802
00:26:53,492 --> 00:26:54,452
Did I drink water?

803
00:26:54,452 --> 00:26:54,762
And- Did I

804
00:26:54,762 --> 00:26:55,592
eat something?

805
00:26:55,592 --> 00:26:55,782
... do

806
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,372
I wanna leave here in an ambulance?

807
00:26:57,402 --> 00:26:57,862
Exactly.

808
00:26:58,202 --> 00:26:58,872
Probably not.

809
00:26:58,912 --> 00:26:59,082
Yeah.

810
00:26:59,082 --> 00:26:59,142
No.

811
00:26:59,142 --> 00:26:59,722
Probably not.

812
00:26:59,722 --> 00:26:59,822
The

813
00:26:59,822 --> 00:27:00,802
answer's gonna be no to that.

814
00:27:00,842 --> 00:27:01,582
Most likely.

815
00:27:01,692 --> 00:27:01,772
Yeah.

816
00:27:01,802 --> 00:27:02,462
Most likely.

817
00:27:02,712 --> 00:27:03,612
Know your limits.

818
00:27:03,642 --> 00:27:04,362
Know your limits.

819
00:27:04,362 --> 00:27:04,722
Definitely

820
00:27:04,722 --> 00:27:05,272
know your limits.

821
00:27:05,272 --> 00:27:05,772
Yes.

822
00:27:05,802 --> 00:27:05,882
Yeah.

823
00:27:05,912 --> 00:27:06,282
And,

824
00:27:06,282 --> 00:27:11,052
uh, you know, if anything, I just
really hope that we, uh, we started

825
00:27:11,052 --> 00:27:12,712
a good conversation c- for you guys.

826
00:27:12,712 --> 00:27:17,612
'Cause let me tell you, the drive
home was an incredible conversation.

827
00:27:17,612 --> 00:27:18,692
I know.

828
00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:19,542
It really was.

829
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:19,882
Yeah.

830
00:27:19,982 --> 00:27:22,572
It was a, it was just- Um ... there
was so much to talk about.

831
00:27:22,672 --> 00:27:22,912
Yes.

832
00:27:22,952 --> 00:27:27,202
Uh, a lot, uh, that definitely, uh,
unfolded and we had to decompress.

833
00:27:27,672 --> 00:27:29,742
Uh, it, it, did we laugh?

834
00:27:29,802 --> 00:27:30,412
Absolutely.

835
00:27:30,442 --> 00:27:30,702
Yes.

836
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,572
Sorry, guys, but it was-
Yeah ... it was kind of funny.

837
00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:33,042
And we had lots of

838
00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:33,552
concern.

839
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,042
I mean- We did.

840
00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:35,362
We were con- we were very concerned

841
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:35,912
we were very concerned, so.

842
00:27:35,912 --> 00:27:37,772
But once we found out that he was okay-

843
00:27:38,082 --> 00:27:38,702
Yes ... we laughed.

844
00:27:39,162 --> 00:27:39,232
Yeah.

845
00:27:39,382 --> 00:27:39,812
That same night.

846
00:27:39,812 --> 00:27:39,962
Same night.

847
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:40,022
Yeah.

848
00:27:40,072 --> 00:27:42,612
So that same... We were, we were
chatting and he was talking.

849
00:27:42,612 --> 00:27:43,142
He was good.

850
00:27:43,142 --> 00:27:43,472
So-

851
00:27:44,032 --> 00:27:44,882
Yeah ... so yes.

852
00:27:45,102 --> 00:27:45,342
Yeah.

853
00:27:45,342 --> 00:27:46,262
Absolutely.

854
00:27:46,262 --> 00:27:47,472
Um, next, we're gonna make it a...

855
00:27:49,622 --> 00:27:49,792
Yeah.

856
00:27:50,142 --> 00:27:53,682
Well, maybe just, uh,
make sure he takes breaks.

857
00:27:53,682 --> 00:27:54,162
Yes.

858
00:27:54,192 --> 00:27:54,432
Yes.

859
00:27:54,432 --> 00:27:55,212
And, uh, take a

860
00:27:55,212 --> 00:27:57,402
bag of, of carrots and some water.

861
00:27:57,432 --> 00:27:57,592
Yes.

862
00:27:57,622 --> 00:27:58,212
You, you should be okay.

863
00:27:58,342 --> 00:27:58,822
All right.

864
00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,162
Yeah, you should be okay.

865
00:28:01,332 --> 00:28:01,472
Yeah.

866
00:28:01,822 --> 00:28:04,082
So- That was our weekend.

867
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,052
As far as lifestyle nights
go, that one will live in the

868
00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,642
memory bank for a long time.

869
00:28:08,732 --> 00:28:09,282
It really will.

870
00:28:09,322 --> 00:28:09,382
Yeah.

871
00:28:09,712 --> 00:28:11,102
The good news is the man is okay.

872
00:28:11,102 --> 00:28:13,362
Like I said, that is the
most important thing.

873
00:28:13,362 --> 00:28:14,992
We wanna make clear about that.

874
00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:15,292
Yes.

875
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:18,492
But the story is also
just, it's just something.

876
00:28:18,852 --> 00:28:19,022
Yeah.

877
00:28:19,142 --> 00:28:23,102
We figured if we were gonna be the show
that talks about the real stuff, the

878
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:27,892
unfiltered stuff, the things that actually
happen in this life, this qualifies.

879
00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:29,412
Oh, this absolutely qualifies.

880
00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:30,072
Yeah.

881
00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:30,662
Yep.

882
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:34,262
Now, if you've had a night that
went sideways in a way that nobody

883
00:28:34,262 --> 00:28:38,112
expected, or if you just need somewhere
to put your story that you can't

884
00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:41,622
exactly tell your vanilla friends,
you know exactly where to find us.

885
00:28:41,652 --> 00:28:42,032
Yes.

886
00:28:42,062 --> 00:28:46,242
Drop it in our 100% anonymous
confessional at www.beyond-monogamy.com.

887
00:28:46,422 --> 00:28:47,212
Zero judgment.

888
00:28:47,652 --> 00:28:47,782
Yeah.

889
00:28:48,082 --> 00:28:51,242
You just might end up on
a quickie of your own.

890
00:28:51,282 --> 00:28:52,152
Absolutely.

891
00:28:52,392 --> 00:28:54,292
And everything else we
do is right there, too.

892
00:28:54,562 --> 00:28:58,972
Full episodes, quickies, our blog,
video clips, our guest lineup-

893
00:28:59,102 --> 00:29:00,552
Mm-hmm ... merch, our events tab.

894
00:29:00,952 --> 00:29:03,082
All of it lives at beyond-monogamy.com.

895
00:29:03,082 --> 00:29:04,232
That is home base.

896
00:29:04,262 --> 00:29:04,762
Yes.

897
00:29:04,812 --> 00:29:08,092
Now, if you wanna come hang out with
us in person, we're going to be live at

898
00:29:08,092 --> 00:29:10,112
Club Eden in San Antonio on June 20th.

899
00:29:10,462 --> 00:29:11,602
Come out, meet us.

900
00:29:12,192 --> 00:29:13,932
We'll be there, partying up.

901
00:29:14,082 --> 00:29:14,572
That's right.

902
00:29:14,572 --> 00:29:16,782
We actually have a good friend
of ours who's gonna be visiting

903
00:29:16,782 --> 00:29:19,972
from, uh, from Montana, I think.

904
00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:20,652
We always get that one.

905
00:29:20,652 --> 00:29:22,922
And he's looking to make some
new friends, and I'm looking

906
00:29:22,922 --> 00:29:24,332
to make some introductions.

907
00:29:24,332 --> 00:29:24,602
Yes.

908
00:29:24,602 --> 00:29:28,172
So everybody keep that in mind,
and, don't forget that you will need

909
00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:29,792
a Club Eden membership to get in.

910
00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:29,842
Mm-hmm.

911
00:29:30,292 --> 00:29:31,382
So don't wait on that.

912
00:29:31,382 --> 00:29:31,522
Yep.

913
00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:34,702
All the details are at the events
tab at our website, but you can

914
00:29:34,702 --> 00:29:36,892
also find it at Club Eden's website.

915
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:37,572
Yes.

916
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:40,192
And if San Antonio isn't in
the cards, catch us every

917
00:29:40,252 --> 00:29:42,092
Thursday on fullswapradio.com.

918
00:29:42,092 --> 00:29:47,042
We do two live shows, 2:00 PM
Central, and 7:00 PM Central.

919
00:29:47,822 --> 00:29:48,402
And

920
00:29:48,812 --> 00:29:51,762
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921
00:29:51,882 --> 00:29:56,852
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922
00:29:56,952 --> 00:29:59,442
in person partying with all those people.

923
00:29:59,442 --> 00:30:00,282
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924
00:30:00,602 --> 00:30:05,522
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926
00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:10,332
Yes.

927
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:14,482
And wherever you're listening, Spotify,
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928
00:30:14,482 --> 00:30:18,572
us a review, and share the episode with
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929
00:30:18,662 --> 00:30:19,072
Yeah.

930
00:30:19,132 --> 00:30:20,512
Maybe you'll get a good laugh out of it.

931
00:30:20,742 --> 00:30:22,062
They will not be disappointed.

932
00:30:22,132 --> 00:30:22,932
No, they won't.

933
00:30:23,152 --> 00:30:27,882
Thank you so much for listening, and as
always, we will see you guys next week.

934
00:30:28,112 --> 00:30:29,012
Bye.