QUICKIE: Squirting Uncovered: Embrace the Waterfall

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam. And I'm Prez. And today on our Wednesday

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Quickie, we are going to be discussing squirting.

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The squirt. The squirt, the squirt. And we're not talking

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about the soft drink, although I do like the soft drink. And it's

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always very, very. No, awkward. Whenever we go to Walmart

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and I'm like, hey, honey, can you give me a squirt?

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Sure. Hold on. Sure. Wait till I get to

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the car. Like a skunk.

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She's like a skunk. She terrible.

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So we are discussing squirting because my

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honey just brought some interesting facts. Well,

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you know, so we've been in the lifestyle for a while

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now, and I want to say

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I have noticed an ongoing pattern. Pattern amongst

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women and men. And I can say

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that the majority of women that I've been with,

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I have made squirt at one point or another

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during intercourse. And I

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have been apologized to, and I've noticed that a lot of women are

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very insecure about this. I've had a lot of women apologize

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and go, I'm so sorry. You know, I didn't mean to make a mess or

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do the bed or whatever. You know, it's like all this stuff, and it's

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a genuine mortified apology most

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of the time from the women that I've been with, and a lot

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of women that I've talked to and a lot of men

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that I know of seem to share the same thoughts

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on it as I do, which is. I think that's hot, you know?

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Yeah. I don't apologize. Yeah, no, you don't. You don't apologize.

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But you know what you do? You are very cautious.

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If I do, when we're at the club or someplace else, like, if someone's going

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down on me, they'll be like, do I squirt or do you squirt? I'll be

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like, well, if it's done right, yeah, I will. And I do.

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And so it's usually, it's usually women

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that can make me squirt pretty fast.

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Really? Yeah. You can make me squirt,

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but it's usually a woman that can make me squirt.

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Men can too, but women can make me squirt.

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Really? Like now. Do you think that it's because

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that's the turn on for you is the woman on woman and.

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And all of that? No. So first of

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all, no. Well, I mean, so let's.

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And you know, I can, you know, like, like squirting and coming are two different.

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Yes, I do know that. So that's, that's what I want to get into here.

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Because there's a lot of people who think that

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squirt is p. Or squirt is cum.

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And so there's a lot of lack of knowledge on

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this situation. So why don't you tell us about it? I'm not a

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gynecologist. I don't really know the anatomy

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of like why it happens, but I will tell you,

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it only happens if you have been drinking a lot of water.

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Now, people do say it's pee.

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And I am not one to say that it isn't or

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that it is. I do not know what it is exactly,

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but I do know that it doesn't happen

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all the time. It does mainly come from

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the urethra, if you're looking at it.

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Because I have masturbated and videoed myself and I

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know where it's coming from. So if it's coming from the urethra, then it's

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Urethra. Urethra. It's most likely some kind

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of bodily fluid that is not come.

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Because when you come and you do that from the same

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hole that the penis is going through or

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entering. So you make me squirt

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a lot when you slap. There's a lot of

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clit stimulation. Yeah. Is where I can really

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come. That's when I. When I slap my dick. On your.

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Yeah. On your. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. I just saw the funniest meme that

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said something like that or video. So yeah, that. That'll make me squirt.

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And again, that is where your urethea.

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Is it urethia. Urethra. It's like Aretha.

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But urethra. Urethra is

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so. Yeah. So that is so I. I think one of the version.

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One of the big common misconceptions is most people

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or a lot of people think it's urine, female ejaculate or

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come. Oh, yeah. So a lot of people. When a lot

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of guys. I Don't know about women, but I know a lot of guys

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who seem to think that if they make a woman squirt,

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that that means that they made them come. Like it's synonymous.

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No. And, you know, but I have used

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it as. Ooh, I just came. Okay,

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session over. Oh, you've used it as an excuse to get out of stuff.

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It's like, oh, look at me. Oops, I'm done. Are you sure that

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was squirted? Did you have, like, a little water gun? I'm the side gusher.

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You are more of gusher. I. I've. I've gotten you to

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squirt with some distance before. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Interesting. Oh, yeah. I've been drinking

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a lot of water, so we could try that later. You've been drinking a

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lot of water? Well, you know, the.

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The information that I have here,

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you know, because I. I pulled up an article on

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female ejaculate versus squirting,

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and. So what is female ejaculation? Researchers have found

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female ejaculation to be the secretion of about 1

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milliliter of thick, white, milky fluid

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from the parauurethral glands,

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an organ located on either side of the urethra where urine

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exit the. Exits the body. And I think that's why people get confused and

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think it's. Yeah. So people

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who experience female ejaculation report it happening with or

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without orgasm. Yeah. So, you know, like, I can

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do it without orgasm. Yeah, yeah. Like,

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that's probably. Well, that's. That's ejaculation.

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Yeah. Like, I just can squirt. Well, see, this is ejaculation.

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Okay, interesting. So that's female cum,

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essentially. Interesting. So, like, whenever you've seen a porno

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and you see a lot of deep penetration in the porno, and you notice that

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on the guy there's a lot of white. Yes. Milky substance

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that is more than likely her come, not his.

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Right. And that's. That's normally what that is.

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So. Yeah. Now, you know, ejaculate fluid is different from the fluid

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that lubricates your vagina during sexual arousal or when

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you get wet. So what is squirting?

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Often featured in porn squirting is the release or gushing of

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tens of hundreds. Tens to hundreds of milliliters

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of clear fluid from the urethra,

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usually during orgasm or high arousal.

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Through some very interesting study designs

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and the use of pelvic ultrasound and biochemical

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analysis, researchers have been able to demonstrate that squirting

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fluid comes from the bladder, which then means. So Then

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the question is, is squirting just urine?

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Now, according to this, the large volume of clear fluid released in squirting

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has been found to contain urea creatine.

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Creatine, I don't know if that's correct. I think I'm saying that

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wrong. And uric acid, which confirms that it's produced

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in the kidneys and collected in the bladder. So is

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it just urine? Well, there's no agreement among scientists whether

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the biochemical composition of squirting fluid is identical to

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urine or is actually its diluted form.

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This may depend on the amount of urine already present in the bladder at

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the start of sexual arousal.

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So more research about female sexual physiology

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is actually needed because there's a lot of unknowns about this

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and I find that so interesting. All of these people who

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study anatomy and study,

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more to the point, female anatomy, they, they have no idea.

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Oh man, do not even dig me into that rabbit hole.

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Yeah, they have. I have so many things that I

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talk about or like I just think about and there's

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very little studies of it. But we're not going to dive into that.

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Yeah, let's not go there. But yes. Yeah. No, I don't apologize.

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I will tell. If someone asked me, hey, do you squirt?

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And I'm like, oh yeah, sometimes. But I don't, I do

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remember somebody's apologizing for it and I'm like, why are you

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apologizing? Well, a lot of women are mortified by this.

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Yeah. Like I've, I mean I've read stories and

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I've heard from different women and they're like, oh my God. I, There was one

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woman that we, we played with a couple once and

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she was writing me and just non stop,

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like it was a waterfall of just squirt just

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coming on onto me. Which, you know,

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I find that a turn on because

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it tells me that maybe I'm doing something

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right now. It doesn't tell me that I'm making her come. It tells me that

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I'm, I'm doing something. Yeah. To. Yeah.

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To in have her enjoy this.

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So that alone makes me happy. Yeah. I'm happy

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with that. I mean, when it happens, it, it happens and

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it's fun. I don't know if I

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can't really tell unless I'm in a certain position that

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I am squirting. So if it's happening.

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Yeah. Well, most of the time that I've been able to get you do.

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To do it, you rarely know. Yeah. Unless you can hear it

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or I. Can feel like A splash somewhere. And I'm like,

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yeah, I don't like that. So that right there.

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And see, I think a lot of women probably don't like that, which is

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probably why they apologize so much and are mortified. Oh,

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I don't like it when it gets on me. It's like a little splash on

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me. Yeah, I don't like that. But yeah,

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yeah, ladies don't apologize. It is what it is. I mean,

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I don't know. I, I've, now, I have seen guys complain

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about this before. Really? Oh, man. I've heard,

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I don't know how many times it seems like the same story.

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And I can tell this story, and I guarantee you there are

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a room full of people that could stand up and go, hey, he's saying my

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story. And it's just because it's happened

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so many times to so many different people. I've heard this

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same story, which is, you know, a guy

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is getting into it with some girl in the lifestyle,

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and, you know, they really haven't discussed or

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talked about if she squirts or anything like that,

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and they start fooling around, eventually he

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starts going down on her and she starts

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squirting and she squirts so much that, like, the guy is just covered.

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Oh, I've heard of that. And I heard a story like that.

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I think we've all heard several different stories like that.

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And they get upset about it because it's like, well, this should have been communicated

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to me ahead of time. Yeah. And I get it,

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like, if you, if you do squirt very

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easily and a lot, you want to communicate

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that ahead of time just so that they're prepared, you know? But I

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wouldn't get upset by it. I mean, facial hair gets all,

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I. Mean, going down on a woman with a beard.

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When I have a beard, my facial hair is going to get soaked no matter

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what if I'm doing it right. Let's face facts. If you ain't

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doing it right, then, yeah, you're gonna have a completely dry

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face when you're done. But if you're doing it right, you're getting in there.

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You know what I mean? You're getting messy. Yeah, things, things are

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moving around. Yeah. You know, you're relocating some organs,

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you know, stuff like that. You know, if you're

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doing it right, that's the way it should be. Yeah, but,

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yeah, I, I, I, I always thought that was kind of interesting. I,

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I've, I've heard people complain about getting

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hit with this squirt, and it's Just not

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pleasurable to them and they get all upset and that sort of thing. Yeah,

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I mean, it's. It's a liquid.

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If you're not prepared for it, I guess it could be kind of like off

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putting, I guess. But men

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have to expect it. Do they? Well, I mean, I.

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I don't think every woman squirts. Well, no, but be prepared.

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Like, be prepared, period. Just in

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case. Yeah. Yeah. Because maybe

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she never squirts and you are the one who made her squirt.

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You know, that's what I'm saying. Like, I. If I can. If I can make

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a girl squirt, then, hey, great. Yeah, I never squirt for you.

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Yeah, you didn't. Yeah, I was the first one to make you squirt.

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Man wise or period. Yeah. Really?

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So, wait, so you didn't squirt with a woman previous to me?

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I don't know. Oh, that's true. You wouldn't. I don't know,

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but I know I do it now. Yeah, tell them.

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I remember when we were, you know, in our early years dating,

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and I remember talking to you about it and you thought that was like one

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of the grossest things ever. Because, I mean, you know,

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it's. Comes from the bladder.

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I knew that already. And so I was like,

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you're just peeing. So it would gross

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me out. Just pee. You're just peeing. People tell

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me that. I'd be like, you're just peeing. Like, you know, you're just peeing.

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Right? Because. Okay, so it's a lot of

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water. And it usually happens when you're drinking a lot of fluids.

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So you're either drinking a lot of water or you're drinking a lot of

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beer or just alcoholic beverages. That's going

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to make it very comfortable. And you're going to squirt.

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Yeah, yeah. And so it would gross

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me out. It doesn't gross me out anymore. But it used to.

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You know, it's. It's funny though, is. Is that I.

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Go ahead. I read a whole article, like, describing how

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you can really do it.

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Yeah. Like, you have to clear your mind and you have to really.

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Oh, yeah. You and I have been. Yeah. Yeah. You have to let your body

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just kind of relax completely, which is why.

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It'S very rare for me to do it. Yeah. Cause you don't relax. No,

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you really don't relax. Like, I have to be, like, completely in the zone.

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But there have been times where I have gotten you to squirt and

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it's not been because you were Relaxed. Because we did it in public.

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Yeah. Two specific times. The very first

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time that I really, really noticed it, and I was like, holy shit.

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Was when we pulled up in front of those guys,

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the construction workers that were working on that. Those houses.

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Yeah. And I ate you out in front of. In front of them.

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Yeah. You left that seat all wet. And that was

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the first time I had really noticed that. And then

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I want to say later on that night, it was that same night we

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went to that bar and the bathroom, and we had sex in the bathroom.

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And. Yeah. Like, it was. It was crazy

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puddle. Yeah. Yeah. And. And so those

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two situations, you can't tell me that you were relaxed.

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No, but I was drinking.

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Not in front of the house. When we were in front of the house,

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that was daytime. Yeah. We had just went to. We went to go drink.

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So you got to understand things like. That will relax your body. Oh, yeah.

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And there you go. That's interesting. Yeah. But I've been.

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I mean, I'm sober now, and you get in there, and it's like,

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hold on, baby. I can work some things. Yes, you can. I can make some

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things. I appreciate it. Yeah. Hey, we do. Thank you. Now,

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have you ever been with a woman who has squirted one ear going down on

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her. Yes, and it's fine.

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Doesn't bother you? Doesn't bother me. I'm not a slurper.

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You're not a slurper? I'm not a slurper. I'm not.

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No. I'm very delicate in that area, and so I just.

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I know where it's coming from, and I can kind of maneuver my way.

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Maneuver your way? Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean?

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Like, to. To avoid getting hit. Yeah. So you kind of,

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like, do the sides of the clip,

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kind of licking, and then you can feel the squirrel. So I can feel it,

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like, kind of going by me, but. Huh. Yeah.

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Interesting, huh? That's. That is. I will teach you

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that. Is it? No, I'm good. I like going in there,

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you know, it doesn't bother me. I'll be. Hey, I'm. I let my freak flag

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fly. I don't have a problem with it. I'll. I'll get in there.

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Yeah, I don't have a problem either. I'm just usually wearing makeup. Yeah.

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Yeah. But no, I don't have a problem with it at all. And women don't

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apologize. Just warn them. Hey, I may.

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I just don't. I don't think that women need to be mortified about it,

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and I understand I get it. But at the same time, like,

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75 of the people that you're with really

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enjoy it, and so why not? I've never seen anybody mortified,

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so I'm sorry that those people you have, you. Just haven't paid attention.

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Oh, don't be mortified. Because it's okay. Because anytime I've

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been around people that have been mortified, it's because I've done it.

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And you're normally there. Yeah, but don't

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be mortified. You're normally busy doing other things. It's okay.

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Don't be mortified. Don't be mortified. It's okay.

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Like, I mean, it's like saying when you're kissing somebody and they

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just have too much saliva, it's like, don't apologize.

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It's all good. I don't think I've had the pleasure.

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Too much saliva. Like, they drool on you.

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Oh, my gosh. No, I haven't had that

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at all. That's a new one. Wow. I'll drool on you.

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I'm good, thank you. So. Yeah, no, it's.

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I think it's a natural thing if it's done correctly,

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and it's a fun. Thing if it's done correctly, but not everybody

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thinks so. Yeah. Now, when you were younger,

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did you know what squirting was? When did. When did you find out what squirting

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was? No, I had no idea. I actually.

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I didn't know until I started watching porn

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with veracity. That's when I really saw porn. So I didn't

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even know until you told me what it was. That's interesting. I think it was.

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Yeah, we had. We had. And I was like, yeah, what? You showed me a

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porn and it was this girl.

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Men. How do you not know that this is some type. I know it's

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all cool, but Some type of urine, Right? So listen, she's on

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once. Do you remember this? She. It was a porn. And she was on one

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side of, like, the room,

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and it was in the living room, and it was like a party or

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something. She's on one side and literally squirts.

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I don't remember that one particularly, but, yeah, it had a distance to

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it, right? Distance. Yeah, Yeah, I think that's.

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So did you know that they measure that in. In. I think

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it's china or something. Yeah. Book of records.

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Yes. That they can. They measure how far a woman

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can squirt. Jesus. That's incredible. And it's pretty much just

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pulling back your. Your guy and going.

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Is that, like. Because you Know, I would figure it'd be

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different for. Different. Like, it's kind of like the sprayer settings on

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your. On your. Your hose. You know, it's like. So if they

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have, like, a larger. Clit, I. I would. I would assume it's, like,

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different for different vaginas. Yeah. Because the hood can

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close. That's interesting. Yeah. But. Yeah, no, this. I remember this

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girl just. I. You know, I. I was always fascinated by it

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in porn, just watching it. You know, there's some

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women that could just make themselves do it with

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hardly any. Yeah. Work. Yeah. And it's like, well. But now

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are the. Are the wheels turning and you understand how it's so easy for

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them to do it? No, still no.

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No, I mean, like, it's. Because it's

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not p. No. I mean, it does come from the bladder. I understand.

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So we can control that. Really? Yeah.

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So, I mean. Yeah,

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it's not. It's not. It's not pee, but it's coming

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from that area. Right, right. So you can sometimes

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control it, and sometimes you can't. So when you relax

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and you're there and you're enjoying it, that one you can't control.

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And it's like your body's just gonna do whatever it wants to do.

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But porn. Yeah, they can

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control that. Interesting. Yeah, because it's, like pushing.

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You know, you tilt well. So now when we're at the club, you and

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I,

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I've gotten you to where, like, you've had to push me

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off you. Because you're like, no, you're going to make me squirt. Yeah, well,

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because I don't want to do it to your face. We still have other people

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that we're going to play with, so that's the only reason that I stop when

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you're doing it. Oh, okay. Yeah.

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Yeah. Because I'm like, you know, I'm about to just

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mess up that beautiful beard. Ah, it's all good. I know.

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You don't. You don't care. It's all good. Yeah.

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Yeah. You're like, it's just gonna revive it. Hey, you know, I've.

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I've never had any. Any issues. You know, I. I always feel

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like it kind of moistures that area, so it's all. That's why you have beautiful

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skin. That's right. Well, no, I. I mean, that's the only reason I stop

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you is because I'm like, oh, well, I don't want to mess up.

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We just got there. I don't want to mess up your beard. You know,

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that's the only thing. But I mean,

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if I sit on your face, you have no choice. That's so hot.

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I swear. Now, so obviously

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guys don't have a version

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of squirting precom. No.

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Would precom be considered? I mean, I think so. I think

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that's more like getting wet. No, like. Like the male

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version of getting wet. Yeah, but no, y'all don't

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have that. But yeah, I guess pre con would be the version

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of getting wet. That's interesting. Which I love

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too. I love that. Dude,

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you're so hot. I love kissing you and then you get an all.

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Yeah. You know, I love the fact that you can kiss me and it

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makes me hard. Just. Just that alone will work for me.

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I know. Yeah, I like that. I like that. That's good stuff.

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Yeah, I mean,

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I would. You know, now that we're saying this, I would say

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pre cum is pretty much significant to.

392
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Yes. Getting wet but also squirting. You think if you can get a guy.

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I mean, I guess not necessarily, but if you can get a guy to pre

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come, I mean,

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that's pretty hot. I like it. Really? I do.

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I mean, it's kind of the workup. I like when I'm going. Like when I'm

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going down on a guy and then I know he's getting a little wet and

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then I could go down there and taste it. Now, I had a woman tell

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me once that she could. Or maybe it was you. I don't know

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that she could tell when I was about to come because

401
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I would squirt a little bit.

402
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Not me. No. No, you don't squirt a little

403
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bit. Maybe when you were younger. Maybe when I was younger. When you were younger,

404
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yeah. No, it's hard to remember a life

405
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before you, so I just assume it was you.

406
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No, it was not me, but. No, you don't. You don't?

407
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No. That's interesting. But maybe

408
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when you were younger, you did. Maybe. I don't know, it was brand new.

409
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Maybe that changed. That changed over time. It changed when you.

410
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That's right. Like everything else in your life, everything changed.

411
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You're gonna start squirting now.

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You know, I wish. And I know this is random,

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but I wish I could be a shooter.

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Yeah, I wish I could be one of those guys that's a shooter. I am.

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It really takes some edging. So I think here's the

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reason why I'm not a shooter for two primary reasons.

417
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I can tell you. One, I masturbate a lot.

418
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Yeah. With regularity. And so obviously

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you gotta have some in the chamber in order to

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shoot, and. Yeah, chances are I've already cleared

421
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that chamber. Yeah. But then the other thing, too is I don't think I drink

422
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enough water. I was always told that you got to drink a lot of water.

423
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You do? Yeah. You do.

424
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I don't. I can get you to.

425
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To. To, like, shoot every now and then.

426
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Yeah. It normally takes edging. Yeah, I've noticed.

427
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Sometimes it happens if I'm really,

428
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really turned on. Like, over the top turned on.

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Maybe it's a new scenario, or maybe it's like we just got done with

430
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a new experience, you and I, and we're reclaiming each other or whatever.

431
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It could be any one of those things, and it's like,

432
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boom, forget it. Like, that's it. Yeah.

433
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I've had guys. I've had guys shoot.

434
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Yeah. Like, shoot. But I never realized

435
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that other guys wanted to do that. Like, well, so a lot of women like

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C shots. Like, I know a lot of women that,

437
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like, they really think it's hot to have a guy pull

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out and just jack off and shoot come on their tits

439
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and stuff like that. Like, a lot of women, I have been told

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so. It's so weird. It's such a mindful. For years

441
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and years and years, I have been under the impression that women do not like

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dick pics. They don't like videos of guys jacking off, et cetera,

443
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et cetera. But a woman will always say,

444
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but I do love a video of a man coming.

445
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And I'm like, what? I like a man jacking off

446
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and coming. And especially if you're saying,

447
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I came to your picture, I'm like, okay, show me the goods.

448
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So a lot of women, they don't like. Obviously they

449
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don't like unsolicited dick pics or videos,

450
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but if they like you or if they're into you and they really

451
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want to see something, they will ask for,

452
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like, video of you coming. And that's the thing.

453
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Like, women really seem to enjoy that. And I've seen a lot of women

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fess up to this. They're like, oh, that's. That's what I did.

455
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,452
Don't send me a dick pic. If you're gonna send me anything, send me a

456
00:28:01,476 --> 00:28:04,220
video of you coming, of you coming. I'm like, jesus.

457
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:07,516
Coming. And I can't. I can't do that.

458
00:28:07,588 --> 00:28:10,700
Because if I'm videoing, then there's

459
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:13,900
already too much going on. Yeah. For me to think

460
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:17,712
about. I'm not gonna come. I'm really not gonna. So normally I

461
00:28:17,736 --> 00:28:21,100
would have to turn off the phone, put it down,

462
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,496
jack off until I'm right. Getting close.

463
00:28:24,648 --> 00:28:27,968
Yeah. And then grab the phone as quick as I can,

464
00:28:28,024 --> 00:28:31,856
turn it on, hit record, and hope that I stay that close

465
00:28:31,928 --> 00:28:34,928
and I can finish. Yeah. Doesn't always work out.

466
00:28:34,984 --> 00:28:38,640
I've seen that. Yeah, it doesn't always work out. It's rough.

467
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,732
Yeah. I've seen. I mean, I've gotten videos

468
00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:46,412
of people jacking off and coming because I

469
00:28:46,436 --> 00:28:49,996
like the whole concept. I want to see them jacking

470
00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:52,924
off and coming. I don't want to just see coming. I want to see the

471
00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:56,348
whole thing, and especially if I'm

472
00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:59,692
like, did you come to me? Yes. So you.

473
00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:02,892
So you like it when people come to you? Yes. Really?

474
00:29:02,996 --> 00:29:06,520
Yes. Wow. Yeah. And, you know, that's a big thing,

475
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:11,116
like in the Reddit world

476
00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:15,612
and all of these different places, like, they're referred to as tributes,

477
00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:19,516
and a lot of these guys will take pictures of whomever they're

478
00:29:19,548 --> 00:29:23,356
talking to or whomever they're turned on by,

479
00:29:23,508 --> 00:29:27,052
and they'll jack off and come on the pictures, and then

480
00:29:27,076 --> 00:29:31,292
they'll send the video of them doing that to the person that. That's hot.

481
00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:34,048
Is it really? For me? Really? Yeah.

482
00:29:34,204 --> 00:29:37,336
Wow. Yeah. That's hot. That's interesting. We have

483
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:40,024
a friend who just sends me videos, and he's like, I just jacked off to

484
00:29:40,032 --> 00:29:43,576
you. I'm like, that's hot. Yeah.

485
00:29:43,768 --> 00:29:48,460
Wow. You're welcome. Here, let me send you some more. You're welcome

486
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,460
now. And. And you've actually. You've done a FaceTime with somebody before

487
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,000
when you were in the bathtub and you were watching them while they. They were.

488
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,536
Yeah, twice, I think. Right. Bathtub. And then I ran

489
00:30:00,568 --> 00:30:04,014
to the living room or ran to the closet, said, see one. It was the

490
00:30:04,022 --> 00:30:07,198
same guy. I think it might have been. Okay. Yeah, yeah,

491
00:30:07,294 --> 00:30:10,606
yeah. That's hot. So you

492
00:30:10,758 --> 00:30:14,782
like the idea of almost like a FaceTime

493
00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:18,462
thing where you can watch them, that sort of thing? Yeah, yeah,

494
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:21,902
yeah, That's. I've never done that, but I mean, I've done that with that one

495
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:25,022
person, but I didn't. I didn't think. I know him. He was just. No,

496
00:30:25,046 --> 00:30:28,430
he was. He was a random, random guy. He was like, he.

497
00:30:28,470 --> 00:30:32,382
He can. Sure. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, he served his

498
00:30:32,406 --> 00:30:36,078
purpose on that one. Yeah, that would be

499
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:39,438
hot. That's interesting. I never thought

500
00:30:39,494 --> 00:30:42,654
that you would be that kind of. I knew that you were with that.

501
00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,502
With me. You were like that, but I didn't think that you would Be like

502
00:30:45,526 --> 00:30:48,250
that with others. Why not? Why not?

503
00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:52,302
Why not? Yeah. Now, in the lifestyle, as it.

504
00:30:52,326 --> 00:30:55,790
As it relates to the lifestyle, would you do that

505
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:59,600
with people that we know or that are interested in you?

506
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,312
Like, if somebody asked you, hey, can I. Do you

507
00:31:03,336 --> 00:31:06,368
think that we can FaceTime and you can watch me jack off to you?

508
00:31:06,504 --> 00:31:09,120
Yeah. You'd be down for that? Yes.

509
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,272
Really? Oh, man, that's hot. Yes.

510
00:31:12,336 --> 00:31:15,984
And I'd have you right there sitting down. I probably jack it off next to

511
00:31:15,992 --> 00:31:19,248
you. You're so hot. Oh,

512
00:31:19,264 --> 00:31:22,640
my God. Yeah. No, I would totally do that. Really?

513
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,576
Yes. Wow. Yeah. I mean,

514
00:31:25,648 --> 00:31:28,840
whenever I'm home and I can get you to answer a call,

515
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,744
I'm like, FaceTime you. Yeah. Yeah,

516
00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:36,360
that's true. Yeah, that's true. It's hot. That is hot.

517
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,480
That is hot. Why not? I don't think that I could ever do that with

518
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,112
anybody. A FaceTime. And I think

519
00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:45,620
it's because I'm so insecure about my body.

520
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,292
Really? I. I think so. I don't know. It. It's hard not to overthink.

521
00:31:53,436 --> 00:31:56,700
Well, you could. You would be able

522
00:31:56,740 --> 00:32:00,080
to do it if you were not having to show yourself.

523
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:04,028
Just your face. And you can be jacking off looking at

524
00:32:04,084 --> 00:32:07,260
somebody masturbate. Oh, yeah. Like if they're

525
00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:10,780
saying. Yeah, like if a woman's fucking going, hey, can. Can I

526
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:13,468
FaceTime you? And you can watch me masturbate while you jack off?

527
00:32:13,604 --> 00:32:16,898
Yeah, yeah, we can totally do that. Yeah, that's fun. That's fucking

528
00:32:16,914 --> 00:32:20,258
hot. So that you can do. But if someone says,

529
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:23,922
send me a video of you jacking off and

530
00:32:23,946 --> 00:32:27,682
I'm gonna FaceTime you. So she's. It's. So. It's the opposite. She's staring at you

531
00:32:27,866 --> 00:32:31,282
jacking off. You couldn't do that? No, No, I couldn't do that.

532
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:35,042
I couldn't do that. That's. That's just too much. Yeah. And I can put

533
00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:38,386
on a show in person all day, every day, but I. That's just too much.

534
00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,490
Yeah. I know you. Yeah. Yeah. What the hell?

535
00:32:41,570 --> 00:32:44,304
What a mind. I gotta get over that. Huh? Well,

536
00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:47,820
hey, I don't gotta get over it. I'm good. I'm good.

537
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,632
You know, if wants to FaceTime me, why don't we just make

538
00:32:51,656 --> 00:32:54,576
the time and let's just get together and fuck,

539
00:32:54,688 --> 00:32:58,496
you know? I think we don't have to be all like that. Hey, I'll drive

540
00:32:58,528 --> 00:33:02,020
to you. It's okay. Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

541
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,392
That's ridiculous. Anyways, this was a fun show. This was

542
00:33:07,416 --> 00:33:10,704
interesting. I'm glad that everybody could join us today. We're gonna go

543
00:33:10,712 --> 00:33:14,032
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544
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549
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550
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552
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