QUICKIE: Size Matters: The Truth Revealed

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam.

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And I'm Pris. And today on our Wednesday quickie,

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we're going to be talking about size and does it matter?

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Does size matter? Does size matter? And not the size

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of your waist? Although we may get to that subject as well. You never

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know. Never know, Never know. No, we're talking about the size

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of your privates. Are they. Are they major?

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Are they major Private? Private. Major. Yeah, major private.

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Does it matter? Does it matter? Does it matter sexually?

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Does it matter in attraction? What do you mean, does it matter?

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Yeah, both of those. Both of those. Okay, so I

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am going to talk about if the male parts.

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If a penis size matters,

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and I'm going to discuss it because I've seen them all.

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I'm sure you have. You get around,

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don't you? No. No, you wish.

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Anyhow, I don't.

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I do think it matters, but I don't think it matters in

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what I used to think it mattered when I was younger. So when I was

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younger, I really thought the bigger, the better it was going to do

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the job. That's not true.

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And there are really small

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penises, and I'm sure those guys do

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good, but. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, maybe size does matter.

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Sorry, I kind of went sideways. I went this way and I was just gonna

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go this way. Yeah, size. Size matters. Size matters

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as far as women are concerned. Now, as far as

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length or girth, I think

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both. Really? Yeah. So I've had.

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So my first. First one was average

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size, but thin. Okay.

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And I've had ones that

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go to the right, ones that go to the left, ones that go straight up

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and, like, kind of curved. So I think this

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whole thing can. You can say it's not only about size. It's just about,

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like, shape, you know, I've had all

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different. Different kinds. And it does matter. It matters

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in length and girth. Length. And I

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think, yeah, now they can all work differently. I have noticed that

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guys or men that Have a smaller penis. And they know they have a smaller

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penis. Work really hard in other areas.

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How's that now? So, like, they'll really like go down on you for a long

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time and like, enjoy that. There's a lot of foreplay with

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those men. Older. I'm. I understand

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that now. And I, I kind of under. I, I like it.

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I've also had like a micro

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penis. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I remember that guy.

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Yeah. Like tiny. Yeah.

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Yeah. That was weird. Yeah. That was different,

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huh? That was so weird because he was

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a big guy and I thought, oh, he's just has a little penis.

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No, it was like a baby.

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Really? Yeah. It was so weird.

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That did not work. Wow. And I felt bad because I told him. I had

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to tell him. I was like, yeah, you're dick is too small. I've also had

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really big ones. Yeah, he,

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he, he was good. I would say you're pretty large. You're very.

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You're well endowed. So I never thought I was. Yes. Because we did. We already

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talked about this. Because you look from north to south.

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Yeah. I'm looking down. Yeah. And I just don't, I don't see it.

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Yeah. But you know, I also, I compare myself to what I

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see in porn. And what I see in porn. These guys,

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you know, they take off their pants and they're already. Oh, yeah.

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Huge. Yeah. And then they get excited and then they're really huge.

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A lot of them use that pump. Well, my thing is, is that

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I'm a grower, not a shower. Yes.

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So, you know, you gotta, you gotta turn me on. And then

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once I'm turned on, forget it. I'm a rocket ship.

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Oh, my God. You're a rocket. I'm a rocket ship, baby. I'll take you

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to the moon. Oh, that's right. Okay. You like that?

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I do. Yeah. Yeah, I know,

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I know. Yeah. No, you're, you're pretty well endowed. I've had very girthy

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ones. Yeah. Short, stubby ones.

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Short, stubby ones. Those, those seem to work really well.

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Yeah. I feel like the older you are and you know what your package

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is, you are a better lover.

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I mean, realistically, isn't it more

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about the motion of the ocean? I mean,

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I don't know. No, the size of the. If the person is,

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is like our ages, they understand that. But the younger ones,

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no, they don't understand that. They're like, oh, I just want to look how

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big my dick is. It's like, really? Yeah.

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I have a dildo that big. We're Good. And he doesn't talk.

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I put a muzzle on him. Yeah.

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No. So I guess, yeah, size matters. Just depends

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on the person. Yeah. Yeah. Now, does size

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matter to you on women?

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Because I didn't know that there was such a thing as a fat.

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And then you're with somebody and you're like, she's. She always says she's a fat

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pussy. And I was like, what? Yeah. And then

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you explained it to me. And I was like,

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oh, yeah, it's a puffy taco.

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Yeah. Yeah. Puffy taco.

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You're just saying all kinds of jokes, aren't you? Oh, my God. Are you kidding

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me? That is hilarious. That's very funny. I liked it.

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I liked it. So. So I can tell

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you. I, you know, I don't like my pussies too

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skinny.

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I can't even say that with a straight face. I don't like skinny

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pussies. Okay. You know, feed it some carbs.

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Get it a little. A little bit of meat, a little bit of girth,

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you know, and so. No, not too much. Just kind of in the anorexic

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pussies. No, anorexic pussies. I like.

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Yeah, no, I like. I like there to be a

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little puff. A little puff. Do I have a lot of puff?

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Yeah, you have the right amount of puff.

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I'm like a puff puff daddy.

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It's just the right levels. You're. You're like the medium

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in a mild or hot salsa.

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You're the medium. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, it's good.

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No, at that. That is a thing.

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There are what's called fat pussies.

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And I didn't know I had to break that

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news to you. I figured you knew. No.

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Yeah. I thought that was weird that you didn't know that.

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Why? I would think. I guess women with fat know.

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Yeah. And since you didn't know, you were not in the club.

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When did that happen? When did they start calling them that?

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Did you know that? What? That's what they were called for, like, a long time.

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Did you already know? I mean, I just put two and two together.

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Yeah, but, like, when was the first. Time I saw it? And I was like,

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oh, okay. I think this is what they call it.

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And it turned out that's what they call it. I think you're puffy taco.

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Your puffy taco needs to go on a diet.

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I'm just saying, you know, you could. Okay, so do you. The puffy

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taco could ride a bike for a holiday. Was it different?

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You Know, was it harder? I will tell

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you that it's harder. To find the clit.

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Yeah.

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Let's be. Be real here. Yeah, it's. It's a

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little bit more difficult. There's normally some. Some maneuvering.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's going back? You know,

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it's harder when it's a smaller penis to know when

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it's completely hard, if that's where it's going to stop.

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Oh. Like, I always second guess myself, like, oh. Or is it completely

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hard? Like you're a grower. So I assume everybody else is like that.

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I don't know if everybody's like me. No, they're not. I am a

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different species. Yes. What species?

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I don't know. But. Yeah, so. So you're

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saying. Okay, so is it harder to. To eat Puffy

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taco? No, I wouldn't say it's

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harder to eat. I would say more or less. It's like.

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Well, I guess it's

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just more of a challenge. Okay, well, so here's.

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Here's how I can explain it best. When I go down

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on a woman, I'm. I'm in there. You know what

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I mean? Like, I get in there. Yeah. And so it really doesn't

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matter for me what the size is because either way I'm

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gonna get in there. You know what I mean? Like, we mess around

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and whatever, but realistically, it doesn't. It didn't

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really matter.

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I. It was all fine. Yeah. It was just a

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little bit more difficult to find the clit area.

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Yeah. But that was pretty much the only difference.

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Okay. Okay. Yeah. Now, do you.

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Do you. How about, like,

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breasts? Breast size? Breast size? Does breast

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size matter to you? You know, it. It did at one time.

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I like big boobies. I do like a curvier gal.

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Me too. I am a fan of the frontage. Me too. But I will

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say this. I am actually a fan of.

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Of. You're just a fan of females? Yeah. Really? I shouldn't be interviewing

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you for this then? Well, I mean, realistically, it should

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be somebody else. I do have a preference, but I can.

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What's your preference? My preference is. Is on the larger side.

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Yeah. You like, probably like a D. Yeah. Like a D cup.

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Yeah. Cd, Double D handful.

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I have a triple D. There you go. There you go.

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Yeah. But I have seen some

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smaller breasts that I am quite a fan of.

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I don't think I've ever been with a girl who has small boobs.

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Really? Like when. I mean small, I mean,

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like small, like really,

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like barely anything. There and maybe, like, a cute

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little nipple. No, I've never been with a woman like that. And I guess I

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wouldn't care. Although I really enjoy boobs.

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Yeah. And I like big butts.

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Okay. I cannot lie.

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Yeah. Yeah, I like big butts. Like, now,

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do you care if they're fake butts? I don't. Yeah, I don't.

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Do you care if they're fake boobs? I don't, actually. Isn't it funny that it's

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all women like women like you? I can't ask. Oh, you can't ask me.

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Oh, do you like fake pecs? Is that. I know it's a thing.

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It is a thing. But I don't know anybody who has any. Wow.

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I don't know either. Yeah, yeah. No, I like. I like

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curvier women. I like. I like women that have big

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boobies and big. But I don't.

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And I like them, you know, I don't know about different vagina

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sizes. Now. Women have babies. They do.

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And we have them naturally. Sure. I am one of those women.

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Okay. Does that matter?

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Not. Not that, like, when I was younger, I always thought it mattered.

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No, I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't think so either.

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I've never run into anything about that. Kegels. Ladies.

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Kegels. I squeeze the. Out of this man.

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I've never run into any issues before. Yeah, yeah. No. What do

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you call it? Hot dog down a. Throwing a hot dog

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down a hallway. Yeah. Yeah. No. That's never happened to you?

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No. Well, that's good. Yeah. Yeah.

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So I guess it does kind of matter in a

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sense more toward the women, huh? For women.

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For men. Yeah. Like,

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because we have something that's going inside.

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Right. You know? You know, factually speaking,

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it's worse for the. The men in this situation because,

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you know, certain size men are only going

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to pleasure a woman. Right. Yeah. But then what did we talk about as far

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as female size is pleasuring the

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woman? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's true. It had nothing to

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do with pleasuring the guy. The guy can get off to pretty much anything.

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Yeah. Not necessarily. Almost. I mean, if you have

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a small dick and you have a puffy taco.

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Yeah. I suppose that's not going to go anywhere. I suppose that would be

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a slight issue. Yeah. Yeah. So it's.

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It's. It is interesting. I guess so. I guess it

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does matter. Now, I. I'm not.

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Does If a. But no, you said the ass does matter

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to you, like the fake or an are not. Yeah. It doesn't matter. You know,

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I. I like them. I mean, they're nice.

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Yeah. I wonder what other people. Their preferences.

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Like, women that are, like,

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thinner, do they like a bigger person? Because, like, for me,

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I don't. Like, we went from private parts to

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body parts. Huh. To all kinds, anyway. Like, I like

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a thicker person between my legs. Really?

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Yeah. Which is good, because everybody that I,

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you know, pretty attached to, they are pretty. Not skinny,

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weeny, little bones. I don't want olive oil. Yeah.

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Yeah. Like, no. Well, you know, I always found

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it interesting that there's a lot of. Of ladies who have

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had surgeries in the community,

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and I know a lot of them get very insecure about their

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scars. Mm. And from a guy's point

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of view, there is absolutely

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nothing for you to be insecure about because

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we dig you. You know what I'm saying? Like, we did.

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It doesn't. The scar doesn't mean, like, we see

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you, right. And we see the body, and we see how it all works,

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and it's like, okay, that's hot. Let's. Let's get to it.

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You know what I mean? So a lot of. A lot of people feel that.

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That insecurity, and it's really unfounded. Yeah. You know,

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that's true. Yeah. I was one of those persons. Yeah. You were

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not. No more. No. I don't care. Good for you.

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Way to go. Way to express that freedom.

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Do you like fake lips? Fake lips?

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I don't have an issue with them. I wonder what those would feel like if

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they're going down on you. I don't know if anybody has

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fake. Lips and wants to try that. Love to find out. Me, too.

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I'd like to find out. On me. Yeah. Like, does it feel different?

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Does it feel different? I don't know.

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I don't know. That's a good question. How about hair?

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You know, hair doesn't. Hair never bothers me neither.

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And, you know, I. I know people who were very particular about

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that. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. They don't want it

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at all. No hair whatsoever. Like, completely bald.

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Yep. Yeah. I am not completely bald.

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Nor am I. No, I don't think I would want you completely bald.

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No. You know, they do say that if you shave it all off, it looks

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not. For the woman. This is like a puffy taco.

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No matter what. For the man, they said if you shave everything

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off that it looks like, what, two inches bigger? Is that what

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they say? I don't know. I don't want to find out. I can

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zap it all for you. I can wax it. That sounds horrible.

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It'll be fine. No, I don't think so. Okay. I have

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no interest. Well, well, you know, because we've talked

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about that before. That just. I don't know, it just doesn't seem appealing

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to me. You know, I'm in my 40s now, man, and frankly,

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I keep it trim, I keep it clean. And it looks two inches

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bigger. And it's gotten two inches bigger.

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Yeah, it has. It has. Now it's two and

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a half moved up.

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Wow. Hey, you just. You just never know.

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So with, with size, as far as size is

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concerned for women now, I know the.

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It's not just a fat situation,

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but it's also. There's a, A clit

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situation. Yeah. That I've run into.

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Yeah, but you find your way. Well, yeah,

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no, but, but some are. Are very up forward

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and some are further back. Yeah.

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And as far as clits are concerned, some are small, some are medium sized,

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some are large. I don't know why I didn't know that. Yeah. So weird.

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There. There are. There are oversized clits out there.

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Yeah. There's big balls. There's little ball. I will tell you, I like bigger balls.

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Really? I love big balls.

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And a normal. It could be an average size

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dick. I don't. The little balls freak me out. Like, I don't want to

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touch them. Really? That's my

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preference. I mean, you know. Your preference?

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Yeah, yeah. Or when they shave them all, like, completely bald.

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Yeah. Like a. Like a chicken neck.

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Oh, my God. Do not laugh.

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Yeah, chicken neck.

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Yeah. I mean, my preference.

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Right. Yeah. Yeah. You don't speak for every woman.

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No. There are several women out there who are the exact

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opposite of you completely. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I.

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It's so weird. Yeah. But wait,

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what? What's weird? It's just weird that there's just so,

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like. What? I don't. Like, somebody else would definitely

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like. Well, yeah. That's so cool. I'm not weird, but cool.

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Like, that's what I meant. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Nice. Well, you know, hey, there's. There's a thing

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for everybody. I mean, if you had a small

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penis, I'd just deal with it. I mean,

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we wouldn't be in the lifestyle. I'd be like,

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nah, dude. Are you kidding me?

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You'd leave me for somebody in the lifestyle? No.

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Yeah, I've had. I've had big dick.

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Yeah. Yeah. But not, not anybody that

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could use. It, he used it. Oh, that one guy.

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Yeah. Yeah, sure. We talked about him on the show. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Touche. Yeah. So I guess, you know. Yeah.

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Size matters to the person, or size may not matter, but for

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me, I. I like the average size.

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Yeah, well, the average size

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is what, exactly? I think six inches.

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Is that the average size? Is it five or six?

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It's six. You sure it's not five? I don't know.

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Google that. I'm sure it's six. It's six inches.

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And I don't know what the girth is. That's interesting.

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We should do some research on that. Yeah, yeah. And figure

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out here. I'll do that. But, yeah, no, we should. I.

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I think that it matters, at least. I don't. I don't like them

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too. Too small. I don't like micro penises.

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Me, personally, I. I think I have a

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big vagina. You think you have a big vagina?

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No, actually, I'd say you have an average vagina.

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Okay. So to me, I think it's big. Yeah. And I'm.

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And the lips are all flappity flaps. No, you don't have that

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at all. Geez. I know. No, that's what I

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see. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's what you. You can't

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even see down there. What are you talking. Of course I have a mirror.

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Oh, yeah. Are you saying that my panza is bigger? Oh,

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that's. That I can't see. No, I'm saying you can't bend that way. Oh,

347
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no. Literally, to the south of you. I know. I have a mirror.

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No, it doesn't look like that. Do you. Do you look at

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it all the time in the mirror? Of course. Don't you look at your dick

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in the mirror? No. No.

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No. You should. Why? Why not? It's hot.

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Really? I mean, I turn myself on.

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Well, you're. I look at my anorexic vagina and I say,

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you need to eat. And then he goes and looks for your

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sausage, and we're good. And sings, no scrubs.

356
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That's right. I'm just saying.

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Yeah, yeah. No, I look at it. Your vagina is tlc.

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Yeah. Well, you know.

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Now I want to see my vagina in the mirror. You know,

360
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I've never looked at my. At myself in the mirror.

361
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You should. You're a pretty dick. You've mentioned that

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before. And I'm not the only one. Well, you know, people seem

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to like when we put on a show at the clubs. Yeah.

364
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Yeah. Because you have a pretty dick. But you look hot riding

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it. You look hot giving.

366
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Works yeah, that's nice. That's good. That's nice. But yeah.

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Now, have you been satisfied by somebody

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with a smaller dick? Yes. Like you've had. They.

369
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They've made you come before with their dick?

370
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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what

371
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was the deal with that? Don't know. And it was always on the way out.

372
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Like they worked it out. They worked. And right when they're about to slip out,

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I have an orgasm. Huh. So weird.

374
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Yeah, all the time. Interesting. I know.

375
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Not sure why, but yeah, it was. Small, so there you go.

376
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So there is still hope. There is. Oh, yeah,

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for sure. I'm telling you that the age that we're at,

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the men that are our age and know they

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are older and they know they have a smaller penis or just an

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average sized penis as opposed to one that's a little bit bigger,

381
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they know how to work it. Yeah,

382
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yeah. Like it's.

383
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Yeah, no, they know how to work it and they do a good

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job. So I think if you're over 40, you have a

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small dick, you're good. Well, that's. That's good.

386
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That sounds, like, hopeful. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely helpful.

387
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What's funny is that I didn't realize that I actually was

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endowed. Well endowed. Well endowed.

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Until probably, I don't know, I hit

390
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40. Yeah. And what was I not speaking?

391
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No, I mean, I told you you. Would tell me,

392
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but I didn't really. I don't know until somebody else said it.

393
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Until a few. Yeah, until a few different people said it.

394
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Okay. Yeah. Wow. I mean, you love me.

395
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You love me. It's average. You. Oh, my gosh.

396
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Wow. Damn. Yeah, no, you are.

397
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You're very. You're very well endowed. And see, I didn't.

398
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I never thought that. Yeah. You know, and I knew that you loved me,

399
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of course. So you weren't gonna be like, oh, yeah, you're small.

400
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You know, I mean, I would have told you if you were average. I don't

401
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know. I would have told. If you asked me, am I small,

402
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I'd be like, yeah, well, I've had bigger. Oh,

403
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my God, that would be so hurtful. But you asked.

404
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Did I? I know. I said, if you would have asked,

405
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I would be honest with you, but yeah, no, you're well endowed.

406
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You're definitely bigger than I've been

407
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with. In a relationship with. Yeah,

408
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yeah, yeah. And that's why we don't do

409
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anal. No. You're girthy too. I'm girth.

410
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That. Yeah. No, you're not. I mean, we're Gonna work on it, but no,

411
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I have a tight ass. Yeah.

412
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Yeah. Ouch. Yeah. Well, you know,

413
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I mean, yeah, it's something we're working on. We're gonna work on it. Yes,

414
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it's something that's. That. That's been discussed. Yes, it has.

415
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Yeah. But, yeah, No, I don't. I mean, yeah, no, you're girthy and you're well

416
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endowed. You know, I never knew that.

417
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And that's because I slept with. With different women,

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you know, obviously, in our time.

419
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And I just never felt like any of

420
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the women I were with really

421
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made a big deal about it. Like. Like, you would think

422
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if you had an actual big dick, right? Like,

423
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a woman would be like, oh, my God, this thing is great.

424
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Yeah, I never got anything like that. I just never got.

425
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I mean, I never got complaints.

426
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Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. You. Your. Your dick

427
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matches you. Does that

428
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make sense? Yeah, it has a beard. Yeah,

429
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it matches you. Like, it's. It's. It's you.

430
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It matches me. Yeah. It's thick and

431
00:26:46,358 --> 00:26:49,166
it's big. Well,

432
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okay. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you're thick and you're

433
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tall. That is true. That is true.

434
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Well, good. That's. That, you know, I feel like that's a

435
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great. That's a great note to end this on because I'm

436
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feeling pretty on top of the world now. There you go. Because I'm

437
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about to take it. Yeah, take it. And then we're gonna take it. Yes.

438
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All right. We're gonna go to sleep. We are gonna go to sleep. We're gonna

439
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take a nap. A long, long nap.

440
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But anyways, thank you guys for joining us this week.

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Thank you for always joining us. And we will see you guys next week.

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Bye,