QUICKIE: Imagined Escapades

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in and enjoy the show. Hello and

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welcome to Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam. And I'm Pris.

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And today on our beautiful Wednesday Quickie.

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Wednesday Quickie. What are we talking about? Well, today I,

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I, I was thinking about some things that we're. We're currently

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sitting in our room. Yeah. Where we record our podcast.

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Yes. And it's right next to our bed.

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We. It's a, It's a Saturday night,

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it's quiet, we've got the house to ourselves.

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And, you know, I really, I've got a lot of. I've got a lot of

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things going on in my mind. Okay. I really,

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really. We canceled our plans this weekend, and I

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have been dying to watch you get fucked.

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Now, I apologize to everyone out there.

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I know that's a little vulgar. I know.

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But it is a sex podcast, so you need to get over that.

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Realistically, I have been home the past

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three weekends. I've taken some time off. I'm home this

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weekend. We're enjoying this weekend. I, we had plans initially to go

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to a sex club. And that,

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I believe, was a fun idea in my head. The problem

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is, is that the club is about an hour away, it's getting

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late, and we're both tired.

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So realistically, going to the club, logistically, just not.

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The want's not there. Yeah. So then I'm like, God, you know,

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it sure would be nice to just have

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somebody come in. Now I have this scenario played out in my head, okay.

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Something I've always wanted to do. Now it's played out in

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my head because I've seen these little

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porns, you know, porn. It's, it's not for me.

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It's not mainstream porn anymore. It's a lot of these only fans,

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amateur videos. Amateur videos. But they, but they still set it up as if

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it's, it's got some sort of storyline or

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whatever. Right. So, like, I see a lot of videos where,

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you know, the, the guy will invite

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another. The husband will invite a guy, like, hot wife. Yeah.

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Yeah. I'm totally into the hot wife king. I love watching you have sex

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with others. It is hot. Yeah. I love watching you have sex with women,

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but I love watching you have sex with men. And primarily

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because I, I can relate to that feeling.

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I know what they're going through, and watching them give

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you pleasure and watching you give them pleasure, it's just

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very, very exciting to me. Yeah. And it's a big turn on.

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So, you know, obviously setting up, some guy coming over. Yeah, that's easy

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peasy. You know, you're ready to go. But the

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idea that maybe we just went to bed,

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you're asleep. I invite this guy over,

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I sneak him in, and all of a sudden,

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oh, you're. You're waking up to there's

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a big dick right there next to you and your hand,

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and it's not your husband. You know, that sort of thing. I've seen that play

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out. Obviously it's not realistic because I've seen

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you sleep and it's not the sexiest thing in the world.

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Yeah. And. And I mean realistically, that's why

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I know that these are, are, are made up fantasies.

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They're. They're not real. Nobody sleeps that dainty and sweet.

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Nobody sleeps with their boobs just out, just perfectly and with

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full face of makeup and all that stuff. Like, you really have to expect it.

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You have to know it's coming. Okay. Pun intended. Okay, so I know it's coming.

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Yeah. So you're already. You got your, you got your lashes on. You got,

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you know, you got yourself. Learning how to do. That's right. You got your.

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Up. You're wearing this nice little slip or whatever the hell. Oh,

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wow. Is my hair all poofy? Yeah, it looks all hot.

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You look hot. Okay. And you just kind of laying there in the bed

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like, like Morticia, you just laying there with your hands is so.

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And you just looking all pretty, but you pretending to be asleep. And realistically,

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I lead this guy in, okay. And you know, he just

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drops trowel. And you

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know, before you know it, you're pretending like you're waking up and it's like,

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oh, my gosh, look, there's a dick in my hand. Oh, no, I'm gonna have

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to suck it. It's like this whole thing, right?

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It's an incredible fantasy. Incredible fantasy. It sounds

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wonderful. It's an incredible fantasy. But, you know,

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that has always been something that I've always thought about. It would be

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really cool for us to do. I've always wanted to catch

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you in the act. I think we've talked about that before. It's one

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of those things where in order for me

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to catch you in the act, logistically,

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you'd have to kind of tell me, or you'd have to hint. Oh,

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yeah. Like, there's no way that I could actually catch you in the act

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without me just knowing. Like, there has to. It's a ballet.

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You have to time this thing out. Like, you do this and that.

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All of a sudden I walk in or I hear something. Like,

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I remember there was this. This girl that I had

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gone to school with years back, and she was. Her and her

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husband were in the lifestyle. But the difference was, is that

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it was a. It was a hot wife situation.

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The only difference was he didn't want to be out there

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watching her have sex. He wanted her

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to go out and tell people that she was cheating.

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Huh. And so a lot of times, the people that she would

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sleep with were old friends or ex.

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Ex dudes, you know, ex boyfriends, that sort of thing.

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And they all came over under the auspices that

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she was cheating on her dude. And they had

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something similar to what we have, which is like a French door kind of

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thing that leads to the closet or the bathroom or whatever.

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And her husband would set up there in the dark

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with the door cracked, and he would literally

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sit there and film and watch while

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she came in with this guy who thought she was cheating.

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And they would say stuff, and. And they would. They would get it

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on, essentially. And then as soon as they finished, the guy would leave,

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he would come out, and they would have sex.

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And that was the only way that they could do it. The only way.

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Now, that's obviously not the only way that we could do it, but that

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knowledge sparked something in me, and I was like, oh, my God, that's.

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That's hot. Yeah, that's hot. You know, and that's a part

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of my fantasies, too. You know, that's just something that has always really

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kind of sounded very nice to me. Yeah,

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it does. You know, it is. It does sound very hot. It is.

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It's very hot. Now, the. The. The problem that we've always found was,

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you know, finding people that you can be

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close to, people that you could trust, and that sort

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of thing that you can feel comfortable with doing that sort of

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thing and setting that up with now. I feel like there are people

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in our circle that we can turn to that you could easily probably

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set that up with. It's just a time thing.

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I think, really, it's logistics. The logistics of

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making a fantasy happen are ridiculous. It's crazy.

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It is crazy. And that's because you sleep in the nude. Yes. You would think

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this would be a lot easier to make happen, but I'm. Not in the nude.

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I'm wearing my nice little nightie, Right? Oh, right. Yeah. One of the fantasies.

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My hair's all done. Am I wearing my bonnet?

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Oh, God, don't. No. And definitely not one of those

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face masks you put on at night. Geez, you look like

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somebody from Minecraft. It's not good. It's not good.

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Don't. Don't wear. Don't. Ladies, don't do that

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to your guy, all right? Just don't do it. Don't put on the face mask

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and then go, hey, let's have sex. No, I like. It's a

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Hannibal lecture. I like your fantasy.

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Yeah. Yeah. You know, I like it too. Those are. Those are my two prominent

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fantasies when it comes to you. And,

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like. Like the idea of you having

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sex with somebody on your lunch break and sending me a video

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randomly. Yeah. So hot. Done that. So hot.

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You have. And. And I. I honestly. I still have the videos.

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Yes. And they're hot. Yeah. Like, that's. That's a hot thing.

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And for me, it's one of those things where it's like,

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initially, it's like a gut punch. Yeah. You send the video, and I'm like,

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oh, my God. And it's only for seconds.

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Yeah. And then it's like, oh, look at that. I.

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I have less space in my pants now. Yeah. Like, there's some growth happening.

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I've had moments where I've sat back and looked at my dick and gone,

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what's wrong with you, man? Are you. What's wrong with you? You've got problems,

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bro. I've looked at it and said the same thing. Yeah. You're like,

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really? Again? You're like, wow. Really? Golly,

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That's. That's just a lot. That's a lot. My vagina's like,

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hello, sir. You know,

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I mean, when it comes to fantasies like that, you know,

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I think you have to be really secure with yourself and what

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you like and what you don't like. There's a lot of stuff

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that I haven't experienced yet that I would like

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to experience just to say that I experienced them.

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Yeah. One of the things that we've always talked about were gang bangs,

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you know, to. To watch you in the

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middle of a gang bang. You have always talked about, like,

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having five guys, and we're not talking about the burger joint. You know what

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I mean, like, we've talked about setting that. Oh, yeah. Having,

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like, you, me, and four other guys or whatever, you know,

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it. And being able to, to, you know,

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like I said, logistically, it's, it's tough to do, but it's

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on the list. And I think that we, we're getting closer to setting it up.

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I feel like we're getting closer to setting. Yeah. Now, with a

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gang bang, you can have more than one gang bang going on at the same

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time. Now, I know that we have a friend who has voiced

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her opinion in the fact that she wants a gang bang.

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So I thought in my head, and I haven't discussed this with you, and I

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haven't discussed this with her either, but I thought in my head we could

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get one of those hotel rooms maybe at an Embassy

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Suites, because I love them. Oh, my God. Love Embassy Suites.

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Get one of those hotel rooms that have two beds, right?

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Yeah. And then you get. I think every hotel room has that,

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but okay, whatever. Go ahead, tomato,

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tomato. Get a hotel room that has two beds. Okay.

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Me, you, and this girl and her guy,

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we go up to the room right there. There's two guys.

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Then we invite another three or four guys. Okay.

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Okay. You got two women, two beds,

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and you've got six guys. That sounds

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like fun. You know, each of us have already been

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on the list. Y'all know every one of us.

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Everybody's comfortable. Yeah. And it's one of those situations

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where no consent is needed. This is the consent

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you're here for to have sex. Yeah. This is

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what we're here for. These are our rules. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Go from.

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Yeah, yeah. Let let the fun begin. And, and it just

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is this constant rotation of going from bed

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to bed, sucking, doing this and that, and just going on

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and on. And it sounds like a great. It sounds exhausting,

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actually. I, I, I would be down.

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God, that sounds so wonderful. We should

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do that now. While that sounds great.

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While that sounds great. Yeah. Well,

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no, because I'm, I'm. Okay, that was for you. Okay,

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that was for me too, because I like to watch you, and I think it's

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great. But for me, if all those were

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women. So we tried to set up. We tried to

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set up a, A reverse gang bang once where

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you tried to get together several women and me. And they

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all ended. They all ended up gang bang.

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I don't know. I think it's just called gang bang. Well,

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I don't want to be gang bang. We need to be

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specific on what kind of gang bang it Is because we have listeners here.

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They're going to be like, well, okay, he's looking

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to get by a bunch of dudes, you know, And I'm not.

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I, I always, I have always known it to be a reverse

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gang bang. I don't know. Is that what it's called? That's what I thought.

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Yeah. Okay. It's a subreddit. Oh,

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I don't know. I think so. But anyways. God,

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semantics. Anyways, so I always

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wanted. And I wanted to set it up. Yeah, yeah. And I always wanted.

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That's never. So I happened. I've tried with love.

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Have you? Yeah. Okay, so it was just that one time. Now I've

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tried like twice. So. Okay, so we get a couple.

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I would like four women. Hold on. Oh, you.

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I'm already putting in my order, like I'm at a drive through McDonald's.

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I'd like four women and a 20 piece of chicken nuggets,

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basket of fries. Listen, Sprite,

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listen. Okay, so it's us,

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another couple, right? And then two

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other girls. Uh huh. That's it.

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But there's another dude in there. I'm supposed to be the one.

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You just gave me another. Oh girl, come on, dude. You just gave me

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a whole couple. It's an uneven situation though because you're always

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getting the pleasure. I want to get the pleasure too. No, no,

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I don't think so. If I'm being different with women,

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you're. Going to be in my gang bang. I'm will be in yours. Oh gosh.

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So you get me and maybe two others.

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If not just me, why can't I have a night? It's me

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in the bed and there's two women on one side. Two women on the other

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side. I want to feel like, hey, you. Can have Priscilla,

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you can have Eve, and I'll make up some other.

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Some other bitch and all three of my personalities come

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out. Oh God. I've had plenty

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of your personalities. I'm good. There's your gang bang.

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Geez man, you. There's your reverse gang bang. So stressful

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sometimes. Hey, let me tell you, I was curious about

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something. I was thinking about something today. I saw,

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I saw a. A reference to glory

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hole. Oh yes. Now, so there's

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obviously, for those of you who don't know, a glory hole is basically

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you walk into a room or whatever,

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sometimes there are bathroom stalls, whatever.

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And you basically have this wall and you can't see on

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the other side of the wall. There's a hole in the wall.

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And the hole in the Wall is normally around

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the genital area. It's. It's genital

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height. That's glory hole. Now, it depends on your height,

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obviously. Sometimes the hole might be too high if you're short.

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The hole might be too low if you're tall. Okay.

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But they try to put this hole generally in a.

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An area where somebody can stick their dick in.

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Okay. The idea here is that you.

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If you go to a glory hole, you're doing one of two things. Either you're

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sucking a dick or you're getting your dick sucked. Right.

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That's. That's the way it was known for me. Now,

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people actually have sex on these things. I was going to say, can you.

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Can you, like, back it up? I mean, if you can back it up.

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If your dick's big enough. Yeah, you can have sex now. Yeah.

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Let's be realistic. You don't know if you're having sex with an ass or a

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pussy, and you don't know if it's a guy or a girl. Okay. Yeah.

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Because you don't know what's happening on the other side. Yeah. Now, so there's a

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lot of uncertainty. Yeah. That's gross. Is it?

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First of all, easy there, chief. Geez.

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Let's not kink shame, because there's people out there who like

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this sort of thing and. Oh, my gosh. Negative. Yeah,

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that's gross. Holy crap.

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Attacked woman. Good night.

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It's sexy if I know them all. You know,

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if I get some group of friends and they're all back there. Well, you pretty

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much answered the question I was leading up to. I was just. I was just

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explaining what the glory hole was. I was going to get into it. So we've

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seen a porn that has it, and the girls like sniffing it.

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Do you remember that one? I do remember that. And rightfully so. You got to

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sniff it before you suck it. Isn't that right, ladies? You got to sniff it

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before you suck it. Because if it smells. Ay, she's like,

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he's not a good guy. If it.

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Yeah. You know, if it's. It's. Oh, my gosh. I love what you just

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said. That. That is hilarious. Hey, man, that's the first

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test. That's. That's why I'm saying that's disgusting. Like, I would have to smell

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it. What's funny is, I mean, you have to smell everything before you.

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You smell the glass before you use it, you smell the Tupperware before you put

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the food, and you got to smell the dick before you suck it. I mean,

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that's just the way it goes. Now, do you smell the pussy before you eat

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it? Well, there you go. Women, you gotta

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know that she's gonna be giving you the sniff test

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first. Yeah, she's a sniffer. I make you sniff.

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You make me sniff? Yeah. You're like, how did it smell?

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I don't know, I was too busy just mouth deep in it, man,

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it smell okay. Should I eat it? What is this?

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A week, week old sandwich sitting out. When I tell

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you to eat me in the club. Oh, yeah, that's true. You do that too.

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Like I'll be going down on you and then you. I'll come back

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up and somebody's showing interest and you're like, hey, like so and

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so wants to eat my. Do I taste okay? Do you taste?

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You taste like a vagina. Yeah, you taste

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fine. You taste like a vagina.

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I mean, you don't. Baby, I don't want to taste like

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a vagina. What do I taste like? You taste like sweet

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sexiness. You, I mean, you taste like.

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You taste like a good vagina. You taste like a good tasting vagina.

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I will tell you that you have always tasted good. I've never had you taste

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bad, which is nice because that tells me that you're

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doing something good. I am. You keep yourself very hygienically

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clean, which is nice too. I do. Yeah. And I do the sniff

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test. You always sniff fine. I do a scratch and sniff.

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Yeah. Yeah. But you know,

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realistically, the glory hole part of

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the thing has always had me kind of curious. I mean,

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I think I would like you to do that. I'm kind of curious.

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I would. I kind of want to. You said. But here's the problem that I

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have. Okay, here's the problem that I have. The idea

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is great. Okay. And I've even thought about.

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Because there's. They're at one of the clubs that we have

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access to and that we've gone to. They have a glory hole there. Yeah.

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And essentially it's these. It. You have these two

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side by side closet doors, essentially. And you can

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open one door and that's one side of the wall. And you open the other

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door and that's the other side of the wall. And you go in, you close

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the door. So they explained it where basically

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you can go in, you close the door and you wait.

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And when you close the door, I guess it signals. It has a light that

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comes on or whatever. Signals that somebody's in there waiting.

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Yeah. And if you're in there. Yeah. Like there's two ways to basically,

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like, you can tell your friends and the people that

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you're close to, hey, look, this is only for. For you guys.

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Yeah. And then you've got a more controlled situation.

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Or you could just. Or you could just stay in there and whoever

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sees that can decide to go in there and go, okay, yeah,

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let's. Let's do this now with that.

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When they explained it, they were like, now understand, if you're in there and

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you're waiting for somebody and they were talking to me specifically, and they were like,

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if you're in there and you decide, I'm just going to wait here with my

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out and I'm just going to have it sticking through the hole.

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Somebody's. Somebody's. Anybody's allowed to go in there, and that's.

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You're giving consent for anybody to go in there and take care of.

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So it could be a woman, it could be a man.

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Yeah, you know, it could. You don't know what you're getting. Yes.

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And so that's a boundary to you, then. You're not going to want to do

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that or you're going to want to have a more controlled situation where you have

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your friends or whatever. If you can't see it,

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you know. I will be flat out honest with you.

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If I can't see it, I don't give a fuck.

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You know what I mean? I don't give a fuck. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be

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real. I'm real talk. We are gonna real talk this shit right now. And I

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don't know what that means. I don't know if that's gonna change our dynamic at

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all, but I'm gonna tell you this right now. If I'm in that glory hole

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and my dick's through the hole. Yeah. And if a dude walks in and

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starts sucking that dick, if. If I don't feel no beard hairs or

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anything like that, and it's a really good blowjob, I'm gonna be like,

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wow, yeah. Am I. Am I into dudes now? I don't know, but I'm

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not gonna know. I don't think you're supposed to. You're not supposed to talk to

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them. I don't know the rules. Honestly. I. I don't really know about

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glory holes, but I would, you know, in all honesty, in all honesty,

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if. If I'm gonna do that, and I've thought about it before,

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like, I've thought about it before because it's kind of hot, the thought

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of. Of, you know, it Is a hot. Somebody's gonna walk in, they're gonna be

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sucking my dick. And you just. Don't. You. It's the unknown.

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It's kind of scary and that sort of thing. And I'm.

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You know, I don't. I'm. I'm okay with that. Like, I can deal with that.

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That's not an issue. Where I have issue is

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logistically, as a man,

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it's hard to stay hard if,

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A, my anxiety is high and

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B, I'm in certain positions, you know,

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in order to stay hard, I'm a, a mental

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person all the way, so I need that mental stimulation.

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I like to see somebody going down on me because it.

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It will keep me hard. That's like a hot situation.

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So I fear that if I can't see,

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it's going to raise up my anxieties because, you know, it's that whole

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idea that I don't know what's coming. I don't know what's happening. And so it

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gets my anxieties going, which will help me, which will

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stop me from being hard. Yeah.

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And then on top of all that, being in this position and trying

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to stay hard through this. Well, I mean, even if you don't

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finish, the act is hot. The act is hot.

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Right. But it's. It's putting it together because I'm a grower,

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not a shower, homie. And so if I'm going to be standing there

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with my dick in the wall, I'm gonna have to be hard

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that whole time. It. I don't know how to do that. Don't put your dick

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in the wall. Right? And just wait till somebody comes in and I see them

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out there, and I'm like, here you go. Like a horse just walking up to

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a trough. Here you go. There you go. Here's. Here's a dick. Don't put your

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dick in the wall. Don't put my dick in the wall. So I don't.

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Don't just stand there with. Leaning up against the wall with my dick through.

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So you're gonna be like, what is. Why is there the. Why is there a

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FUPA here? What's going on? Like, sorry, guys,

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I'm a grower, not a shower. You know what I'm saying? Make me grow

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and then I'll show. Oh,

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man. I hit. I hit the cord there, hon. That was a good one.

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That was a good one. You like that one? Oh, my gosh. But this.

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You know what? You're laughing about it, but this is the shit that goes through

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my head. You're. Something's wrong with you. Gosh. I know.

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I got major, major issues, but this is the kind of stuff that goes in

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my head, because realistically, there's a lot that goes into

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this. I respect those people that can just go, I'm gonna

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go do this. I'm gonna go. And they just go, yeah.

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And I'm like, good for you, man. Good for you.

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I. I think a glory hole experience is something I would like to experience.

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Okay. And it's on my list. Let's do it. It's on my list. Let's go.

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And. And I think not just. But not the controlled one,

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the uncontrolled one. Is there uncontrolled ones? Well, I just talk.

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We. I literally just went into this whole thing. Oh. Besides that one, I think.

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I think there's clubs of that. Well, so someone told. So this is.

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We're talking about oral right now, but there are actual sex

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glory holes where. I think they're called Swedish

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glory holes or something like that. I forget. It's. It's. It's a location.

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It's named after a location. I think it's a Swedish glory hole or whatever.

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Swedish. And essentially, the woman lays

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down and half of her body

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is covered with. So she can't see past this.

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She's on her button. Yeah, she's. She's on her back, and her legs are open,

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and there's a. A black curtain that goes.

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And it stops at her, you know, at her waist. So she

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can't see anything past her waist. Oh, that got me

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excited. And she's getting. And obviously, people can come

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in. They can eat a. They can her. They can do all sorts of stuff.

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And she can't see. All she can do is enjoy it. She can't

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see it. I would be so down for that. I would be so

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down for that. We need to find a place that does. We need to find

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a place for that. Oh, goodness. That sounds hot.

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Right? I mean, it's kind of like getting blindfolded. I've been thinking about that.

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Real. And so that's the. That's something that I always wanted to talk

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to you about, but I know you have issues with trust. Yeah. But as

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long as you're there. Yeah, if I'm there, you know, I'm not gonna let anything

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happen. Yeah, if you're there. But you won't let anything. But all my. Like,

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I want to be blindfolded. I. You know, I always wanted to blindfold

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you and see if you can tell that

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it's not Me? You? Yeah. Like, I'm going at it with you, and then

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all of a sudden I walk away, and then somebody else is going at it.

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See if, you know. And I'm sure you will, you know, so hot. But,

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yeah, that's. That, I think, is really, really hot. I think we need to put

444
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that on the list. We need to find a place that's like that. But even

445
00:26:38,126 --> 00:26:42,440
if we don't, you realize, we could throw a house party and we could easily

446
00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:46,692
set up a room where that is a thing.

447
00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:50,020
Yeah, that's easily. I like that.

448
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:53,636
Or like a hotel takeover. Yes. You can do one of those rooms and

449
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:56,932
have. Yeah, it's. It's a matter of hanging up a

450
00:26:56,956 --> 00:27:00,324
big black, you know, cover curtain or

451
00:27:00,332 --> 00:27:03,732
something. Yeah. You know, and, and to where they. They just

452
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:07,430
can't see past it. And they're there with their legs open. And there

453
00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:10,070
could be a line of people. I like that. And it could be men and

454
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:13,862
women just ready to do it to it, you know,

455
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:17,490
but you have to really be consenting to

456
00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:21,318
that experience. And it doesn't matter who's coming

457
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:25,382
up, you know, it's like, this is what you signed up for. Yeah. I'd have

458
00:27:25,406 --> 00:27:29,062
you there standing, obviously, you. Know, I'd want to

459
00:27:29,086 --> 00:27:32,340
enjoy the show from both sides of the curtain, you know,

460
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:35,908
but, yeah, that's definitely on the list. So anyways. Oh,

461
00:27:35,924 --> 00:27:38,800
my gosh. I like it. That really turned me on. That was kind of.

462
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,140
That was kind of hot. Anyways, you know, I, I, I really,

463
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:46,148
I had to get that out because there's a lot of stuff that I wanted

464
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,548
to talk to you about. There's new experiences that I want to do, and there's

465
00:27:48,564 --> 00:27:51,364
a whole lot of new experiences that I want to try, and I know that

466
00:27:51,372 --> 00:27:54,228
there's a whole lot of new experiences that I know you want to try.

467
00:27:54,364 --> 00:27:57,252
And we're going to have this conversation. It's going to come up, and I'm sure

468
00:27:57,276 --> 00:28:00,788
we're going to dialogue it in a podcast at some point,

469
00:28:00,844 --> 00:28:04,580
but I wanted to really talk about that because I think that

470
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:07,940
we're gonna have to put that on the list maybe for this year, maybe before

471
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:11,204
the end of the year. Yes, we're gonna have to do that. We're gonna have

472
00:28:11,212 --> 00:28:14,708
to give that a shot. I like that. Yeah, I do, too. You're so hot.

473
00:28:14,844 --> 00:28:18,180
You know what? I'm gonna bang you. We're gonna have sex

474
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:21,476
right now. Okay. We're gonna have sex right now, guys. So with that,

475
00:28:21,548 --> 00:28:24,882
I, I think, I think you're gonna have to. You're gonna have to go do

476
00:28:24,906 --> 00:28:27,790
something. You can't. You can't stay here.

477
00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:31,746
Sorry. Yeah, you don't have to go home, but you can't. See you next week.

478
00:28:31,818 --> 00:28:35,186
That's right. So thank you so much for joining us. We appreciate you guys,

479
00:28:35,298 --> 00:28:39,010
as always tuning in. Thank you for joining us for our quickie.

480
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And we will see you guys next week by sa.