QUICKIE: The Good, the Bad, and the Erotic of Oral Sex

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam. And I'm Chris. Today on our Wednesday quickie,

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it's all about oral sex. That's right, Oral sex.

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Yes. I gotta say, I am a fan.

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Are you? I am a fan. I am not. Ah, stop it.

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Stop it right there. I feel like you say, I am a fan

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of all of our cookies. So far.

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Yeah, so far. So far. That's good, right? Yeah. I mean, you want to

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be. Yeah, we want to be. Yeah. I definitely keep money mind open

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to a lot of different stuff. But I will tell you this.

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I have never been 100 certain about my abilities

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in the bedroom, but I know that I

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can get down on some more. Yes, I can. I can work

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myself. You're good at everything. Yeah, I.

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I like everything that you do. Now I

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understand what you're feeling because as a bisexual, I don't.

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I know. I get great jobs. Like, you want

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them sloppy, you want them nice, neat. I could do either,

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right. I'm whatever you want. Well, guys are

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easy. Yes. But women, I do not know

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if I am that good. Now, yes, I'm a bisexual,

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but I haven't had a lot of women

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that I had to or reciprocate to as

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much as women have done to me. That's funny that you

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mentioned that. Well, I. You've mentioned this to me before. You were like,

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you know, I wish that. Show me ways. Yeah. I wish

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you had a vagina so that I could test it out on you and you

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could tell me. Unfortunately, I don't. I have been told

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that I was good. Yeah. But nevertheless,

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I. I've been with women who have not

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been good. Right, right. Well, you know what's funny is they

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say, and this is how I was. Oh,

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you know, I. I went through all my years during this, is that nobody

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can go down on a woman better than another woman. I have heard that so

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many times. That is such a lie. Is it such a lie?

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Is it really? Well, because. Okay, let's Get a

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little technical here. Let's get technical. For me, I don't know about

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many women, but for me, my. I was gonna say

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my stimulus. Your stimulus,

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where I get the most stimulation is my clip.

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Okay. I don't need. If you want to throw a finger

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in there, that's fine. But for me, you're gonna place me orally by

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just my lips and my clit.

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Like the. That's just how you're going to do it again.

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Throw a finger if you want. Whatever. Now there are some

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women that like to get

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finger banged and also like

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eaten out. Yeah. So I. I've come across this before. Yeah.

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So I've met different women who

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obviously orgasm in different ways. You're. You're all

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about the clitoral stimulation. All about it. I've met women

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that are all about penetration over clitoral stimulation.

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I was with one woman who made it real clear she wanted four

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fingers in there. And I mean, I was pretty much knuckle deep.

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Yeah. And that's how she got off. I knew another

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woman who only got off the ema. Yeah. And she.

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Realistically, what you did to her vagina wouldn't make too

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much of a difference if she didn't have something in her legs,

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which I think is a crime. Yeah. But yeah,

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it's. That was always the hard part, is that you don't know.

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Yeah. You're dealing almost sex, like for you. Right. You're.

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The guy can even get to a woman. Right. It. It has to be

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very difficult. I mean, like, I'm with you on that. Like I don't know what

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I'm doing. Right. I mean, I could picture what I want. Yeah. So what I

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usually do is I do what I like. Okay. So a

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woman, I mean, doesn't matter. I do what I like to the woman.

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Now if she's not telling me. I mean, I have a friend who tells

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me, who taught, who told me what she liked, and now I just do that.

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But if you don't tell me, I'm just going to do what I like

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on myself. What I would want somebody to do to me. So I do understand

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what you mean. Like, women can't. Women can please

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another woman, but only because we do what we

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imagine. If you're giving a guy a blowjob. Yeah. You know, do you like your

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nuts all cupped up together and like,

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you. Know, so, you know all the things that I like. I think, I think

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for the most part I could give a blow job pretty well if

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I. If I really. But I had an Overthinker. So I would be like,

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okay, these are all the things that I like. That's exactly all the things that

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I have to do. Yeah, but not every guy would like that. It's just

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like, not every girl would like what you would want. Yeah. And what I'm realizing

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is a lot of people in the throes of actually having

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oral sex, a lot of people don't want to speak up

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and go, wait, wait, wait. You. You're doing something I don't really like. Can you

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change that up? Oh, I do. I know you do, but it's taking you a

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while to get there because. You didn't want to embarrass people. Yeah. I'm sorry.

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If you're going to please me, you have to know how to please me.

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So I'm here now. Exactly. And that's because. That's what I'm saying. You are

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one of a small group that are finally able to

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do that. But there's a lot of people, including myself,

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who, if saying, this really attractive

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woman decides she wants to give me head, and she starts going down on me.

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And I'm loving the fact that she's going down on me, but she's doing an

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incredibly horrible job. I'm not going to stop her.

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I'm going to be like, okay, this is going to be that. Before,

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yes, I had. And normally what I do is I. I won't stop. Stop her,

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but I will kind of stop her. And I'll be like, you know what?

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Let's just have sex. I can't. I can't wait any longer. We have to

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have sex. Yes. And then afterwards, if she's like, hey, you want me to go

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down the event? I'd be like, I'm good. What makes for a bad

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blowjob for Adam? A bad blow job? Well,

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teeth, obviously. I'm very sensitive down there. I'm not one of

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those guys that likes pain. And I. And you're girthy.

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I am, yeah. Good. So you're girthy. So you at your

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fullest, hardest, your girthing. So, yeah. Teeth.

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And that's the thing, like, even. Even with you still to this day,

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if you're at a certain angle. Yeah. If you're at a certain angle, like,

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sometimes I'll be sitting there and you'll be sitting next to me, and you'll get

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on all fours and you'll start going down. Yeah. From the sun.

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That's great. But there's something about how after a while,

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it's like, it's not too much longer after. I can tell your

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jaw, it's getting, like. Yes. A little bit tired.

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And I'm starting to feel teeth more. And I'm like, oh, gosh,

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that's not good. So you don't like teeth. Okay. Yeah. The other thing is.

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So this is something that I learned when I was, like, 20.

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I was with this girl, and she had a reputation for giving

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head. Like, this was the thing. She, like, if. If you

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were the flavor of the week and she was into you, she was gonna give

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you head. Okay. And I was the flavor of the week. Okay.

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And she gave me head. And it was subpar.

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It was not good. And the reason why

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is because she actually sucked.

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And, like, she was doing like a sucking. Like a vacuum.

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Like a sucking? Yeah. It was not. It was not enjoyable.

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Yeah. There was not a whole lot of tongue. It was not very wet.

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Yeah. It was like putting my dick in a vacuum clip.

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Were you. You're in your 20s. I was 20. Okay.

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Literally 20. And I remember thinking,

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if this is the way it is, I'm. I'm not

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going to enjoy it. But I remember my first blow job. You know, my first

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blow job, I was 18.

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Wow. I was 18, and I had already. I lost my

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virginity at 14. Okay. I did not have oral sex

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on me till four years later. So I

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don't even know, like, at that age where I don't even

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remember well. So I could tell you everything. All right,

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so this is how it went down. I'm 18 with

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this girlfriend who's from out of town. So she

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wasn't from where we were at, and she was visiting,

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and we were at her hotel room, and she

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was probably mid-20s, something like that.

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She was more experienced than I was, and I

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was still trying to come out of my channel. But I had always

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fantasized about getting a good blow job. Never had one

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up until that point. So out walks this chick.

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She's coming from her bathroom. She's changing it to something a little more comfortable,

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and she walks in. Kid in a leather jacket

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with a bra, red bra and tight little pants.

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Is that where you bought this fantasy that you always. No, no, no. That.

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So that one, I've always had this. Okay. But she came out like that and

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I was like, whole. Okay, okay. She came into the bed and

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we were laying there. We were just kind of bullshitting for a little while,

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and we started making out. And as we started making out, you know,

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my hands started rubbing in between your legs and pig stuff.

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Hotter, heavier. And so I Started kissing my weight down to go down

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on it, because that I had done several times before.

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Okay. The pleaser I need. I've gone down on women several

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times up until this point, but I've never gotten it for myself.

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So I went down on her, and I went down

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on her so well that she came a few times and

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she was like, I can't anymore. I have to stop. And I

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was like, okay. So then she pulled me up and we were laying in

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the bed. She was kind of recovering. When we started making out some,

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she started getting excited. She started rubbing off. Now I

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have pants on. I'm not. I'm not naked in the bed.

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Okay. I don't have shoes on, but I have full. I was working

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at Whataburger. Okay, so you're close. So I was wearing these

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bluish slacks that I used to have to wear to work. Had bleach stains

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on it. You know, it's just horrible. And she starts

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rubbing me through my pants. Of course I'm rock hard.

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So I'm like, okay, we're going to do this. I guess we're

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going to have sex with. So she's pulling on my.

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On my belt. I undo the belt and take my pants off.

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She's rubbing me through my underwear. Which. Side note, I don't

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know why, but the rubbing through the underwear tank gets me

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rock hard. Because I know even more than if

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I didn't have anything on and you were just jacking. Yeah. I don't know what

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it is. Maybe it's the fabric. Maybe it's something. Something about it. But she

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was working that error. And so I'm getting harder by the second.

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And then she says, take these off. And I said, okay. So I take them

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off, and she proceeds to go down on me.

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And I remember kind of, she was like,

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here, straighten up and lay down, because I was on my side. So I laid

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on my back and she

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started kissing her way down to it. She had it in her hands all the

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time. And then all of a sudden, I felt that immediate

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moment when she put it in her mouth. But she didn't lick it

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or anything like that. She just straight up just put it in her.

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And I remember the sensation, feeling this

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hot wetness all around.

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And I could feel her tongue moving over, and she was just bobbing her

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head up and down, and I was like. I remember literally

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laying there going, wow, so this is what this is like.

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And I like this. You know what I mean?

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So she's going down on me for a while. It's and it's hot.

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And all I've seen up until this point, I've seen pornos about

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this. So I'm like, okay, what do I do? I don't even know what to

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do with my hands at this point. The blowjob was

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fantastic, but I wasn't coming. She was

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trying to get me to come. That was. That was the goal. She wanted

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me to come in her mouth. She made it real clear. But having that in

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my head just made me even more nervous because I'm like, I take a long

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time to come. She's gonna get tired. This isn't gonna work. So I've seen

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these movies where the guys, they like to fitz fuck their ladies.

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And so I was like, well, maybe I should put my hand on the back

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of her head. So I put my hand very gently.

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I went from her back, the small of her back up to her shoulders.

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Stayed there for a little while. I was rubbing her while she was going down

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to me because she's doing it from the side.

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So then I put my hand on the back of her head, and she immediately

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slaps it away. Doesn't stop sucking on me, but slaps

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it away. And I was like, oh, she must not like that. Okay,

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not doing that again. And she kept on. She probably went

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down on me for about 30 minutes. And then she looked

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up exhausted. It was great the whole time, but she

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looked up exhausted. She said, are you going to come anytime

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soon? Because I'm getting tired. And I said,

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probably not. I said it, but it takes a lot for me to come

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with oral. I said, so probably not. She was

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like, okay, well, I'm going to stop if you're okay with that. Yeah, that's cool.

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Yeah. But that was my first experience

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with that, and I was addicted from that point. That was.

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And realistically, it's hard to give a bad blow job.

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I mean, guys are simple. Okay, so you don't like teeth.

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I don't like teeth. Tread carefully around the

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balls. I'm going to say I am very sensitive.

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So if I even sit wrong,

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I'm going to be like, oh, man, that does not feel good.

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Yeah, you. I remember when we first went together and

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you would suck on the arms really hard,

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like gusto. And you would kind of do this popping

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thing. Yeah, I guess you saw on Foreign or something. I don't know.

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Didn't like it. Because I will tell you that I didn't give a

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lot of blow jobs. Even you. I was

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married before, and they didn't really get a Lot of them. And I

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did not like oral sex. I didn't want anybody going down oggy.

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And so I didn't have that for you ears because I was like.

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I don't know, I thought, smell like

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it? You know, women, we. I mean, I'm clean,

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but sure. I was young. I didn't. Well, so now I'm curious.

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What was. Do you recall your very first experience? I mean,

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getting oral sex from either guy or girl?

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It was a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Do I remember it?

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No. Was it any good? Is there

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anything about it that you can go, oh, it's okay.

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Anything? No. Really? Not with a guy

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and with a girl, probably as I got older,

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they got better. But in the beginning, no,

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no. Like your first experience with a woman, was it not good

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orally? It was okay. What?

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Only because I was

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probably drunk. I know I was drunk. Yeah. And you know how I feel about

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that, so. Yeah. Yeah. And then the guy giving me

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oral was probably my first husband. Guaranteed it

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was. And no,

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he didn't really do that. He would only do that if he was drinking.

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Only if he was drinking, which combined with other things and I just

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was not having it. So for me, yeah. No,

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oral sex got better as I got older. Now women can

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have that. Like, I do not like certain things done.

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So that's. That's interesting. So you

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don't like to have certain things done. What. What is

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it that you don't like? I do not. So some guys do

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this thing where they are eating your.

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They have your legs spread open. Yeah. They're sucking on

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your clit and they get a thumb and they put

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the thumb inside of your. And they push back towards

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your ass. Really? Do not do that.

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That doesn't sound very. It's not. But maybe

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there when you like it, maybe everybody's different. Everybody's different.

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I don't like that. I don't like. Don't push toward my.

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My ass area. Just let my. Just get uncomfortable. Yeah.

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And do not. So I let you lick

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me everywhere. You can lick my ass. You can do it upper.

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I don't. I've never had anybody else do it. But I have a question now.

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Sorry. Random. Okay. What? But I know what

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eating a pussy is. Yes. Well, what is eating

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ass? Well, okay. Like.

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So you've never done that to me. You've never done.

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You've never, never licked another person down? Cancer. Oh, my God.

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No, not a thing. Okay. Okay. Well, for once I

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am more experienced. Than you've licked someone's.

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I have. I have. I mean, you've looked. I have. Tom. An what?

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Tom. Yeah, yeah. No, well,

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so remember I told you there was that one girl that I was with who

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only got off to anal plaque? Yeah,

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yeah, of course. Naturally she's going to lick her ass.

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She was very clean, though. Well, yeah, I'm sure. You look,

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we. We didn't fool around spontaneously. She normally

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knew, like, the day of that I was going to be coming over that.

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Okay. I'm getting all soaked up. Yeah. But she was also obsessively

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clean. Okay. She was obsessively clean about her teeth.

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She was obsessively clean about everything. Okay. So she was

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incredibly clean. I can only assume that most people, or at

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that time, I would assume that most people were that clean about their assholes

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who. Who fooled around with other people. But as

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I've gotten older, I've realized that is not the case now. I've never had a

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bad experience with it,

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thankfully. Eco life. The. The only reason,

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honestly, I don't do anal plays.

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Because that's a rule that you set up. Yes. That's. You're very particular.

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I am, and I understand it completely. And I will not fight you on it.

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Yeah. But when I was a swinging bachelor and I was

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fooling around with women. Yeah. Some women are into it.

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So it's like eating a pussy. I wouldn't say that.

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No. No. So obviously

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you've seen the hole was very. It's very, it's. It's small.

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Yes. That to me,

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I don't know if I did it right or not. The, The. The people that

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I was with when I did it, they seem to enjoy it, but it's incorporating

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that into going down on somebody. Right. What you do.

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So. Right. So I would go down on you for a while.

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Yeah. Just real long brush strokes with my tongue up and down

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until I'm starting to reach a lower area. Kind of get

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to the area there getting closer to the ass. You know, just a little bit

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kind of looking around the area because.

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Understand that you see my face when, when it,

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when it comes to that area specifically,

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you have a lot of nerve endings that are

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all around it. Right. All around it. And it's those

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nerve endings that you feel the pleasure and

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the pain from whenever there's things happen. Right. So the

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idea here is to treat those nerve endings

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very sensitively. So you're going to look around,

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you're going to, you know, kiss the cheeks and kind of incorporate

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all sorts of stuff. Now eventually you're going to slide the. Typically your

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time. Okay. Just a Little bit. Okay.

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And then you're gonna slide it around and. And at some point when things get

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wild. Yeah. You can tuck. You can tongue fox somebody while.

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While rubbing their clit with your nose, depending on how big your nose is.

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That's hilarious. But, yeah, I mean, it's a. It's so

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rubbing. Rubbing the clit while licking

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the ass. Like it's a thing. I mean, I managed to.

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I. I am not. I like you to do it. Yeah.

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I don't. I'm not comfortable with anybody else. Well, it's a cleanliness thing

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for you. I know it is. I mean, I'm not gonna do it to anybody.

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If somebody asks me, can you please. I mean, I've had a guy tell me,

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can you lick my. Can you lick my ass? And I'm like, no.

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Well, with something like that, you really don't know. Yeah. What you

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get. I'm your husband. It's different. You're my wife, it's different.

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Well, you don't. Because I made it throughout. Careful. Yeah. You don't care for

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it and I don't. You and I have tried the email play thing,

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but yeah. And so for me, I'm a big believer in

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try everything once. If you don't like it, then you know.

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Right. So I can say I've had that done before and

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I didn't like it. Okay. I don't like as. Like,

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this doesn't do anything. So that same girl that I said was only got off

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to that. Oh, she's the one that did shake. She's the one where she went

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down on me. And I was like. I was not ready for it, for one

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thing. First of all, you do not throw a

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finger in there without giving some sort of warning. Yeah.

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Like that threw me off. And then I was in it. I was like,

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oh, my God, this is. This is happening now. So I

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let her finish. I didn't come. Right.

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I let her finish until she was tired and then we had sex afterwards.

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But I had the experience and I just didn't

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like it. Maybe because I was caught off guard, I guess.

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Yeah, probably. Now I don't remember my first time with.

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I'm sure it was my first husband and the girl. I'm sure I was

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drunk. Now, I remember when

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I was young and I had boyfriends, and they were like, can you.

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Can you kiss my dick? And I was like, no. So I

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didn't get blowjobs. You know that. That amazes

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me because you've always told me that. But from the moment we got

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together, you were going down on me in the car like,

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every. Every day. And so, yeah, like, you were

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very experienced. I didn't do that with anybody before

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you. Well, I didn't do that with anybody before you. Do you know what I

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mean? So, like, that's not true. Yeah, that's not true. Yeah. You just

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contradicting your story. I did. Yeah. That's not true at all. Yeah,

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No. I mean, maybe I. I wouldn't. I wouldn't

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do the most long line thing. I would put it in my mouth. And then

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spit it out for really. Or like, go to Matt.

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So one of the things that I liked about you from the start was

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how just nasty you were. Like, you were down for whatever.

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And that. That, to me was probably the biggest turn on when

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we got together was I could suggest anything and you're like,

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I am fucking. Let's do this, do that. Yeah. And you would jump into it.

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And so when we got together and you were like,

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immediately going down on me in public in front of people and like,

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stuff like that, I was just like, oh, my God, this is. This is the

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woman I was married. And you did. I did,

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yeah. It's the greatest thing I ever did. Yeah.

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Yeah. No, I like. I like oral sex. It's.

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It's kind of. There's really not much to it.

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I mean, I love what I just learned.

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Was that a scheme,

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right? Well, yeah. Yeah,

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I like that. And then, of course, I like. Well, what is skiing? You can't

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just say that people are. Not seeing what you're doing with your hand is having.

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You're in between two guys and you're jacking them off and

401
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blowing them at the same time. Right. Kind of. Sure. And so doing

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that. I love to have you love doing. That, but you don't really do it.

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I do it as often as this comes across. Yeah. When there's two dicks in

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my hands. That's fair. Yeah. But it's not like something that you go

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out of your way to see. No, no. You're not like, hey, can I get

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a guy over here so that we can do this? Yeah. Like, that's not your

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top of your list. No, no. But, yeah. I mean, with as much as you

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like it should be. I know. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm.

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I'm so. I have realized that I'm not a swallower for

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everybody. Really? Yeah. Why is it. It's going to be a privilege

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type of thing. Oh, okay. You have to like them. I have to like

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them. You have to like them and feel that they are come in the mouth

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worthy. Yes. Okay. Like, this is the gold spot.

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Oh, man. You know, like, sorry. No.

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Yeah. Because I've done it. Immediately regretted

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doing it because I was like, that was special. And I give it to that

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person. But, yeah. So I know

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exactly what you're talking about. I love getting like

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I am all about or. And I will tell you guys, be courteous,

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because it does Our jaws. Does it

421
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hurt your house jaws? It can after a while. Like my

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rem. Yeah. Having to keep my mouth open.

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Like, I. I'll put my entire mouth on. Yes. And I'll

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have my tongue just swirling around your foot the entire. Oh, that is tiring.

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I can see your face right now. Yes. Yeah. No,

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it. If I'm doing it a lot, it. It gets

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tiring. And I've never really gotten tired with you because

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I can take little breaks. I'll come up, I'll kiss you, we'll make out a

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little bit. I'll go back down, that sort of thing. But I have been with

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women who have taken a really long time,

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and every time, they're like, oh, I'm almost there. Don't stop. I'm almost there.

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And for, like, 30 minutes, it's. I'm almost there. Yeah.

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And I'm like, there's only so much I can keep this yawning

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until I'm. I'm gonna have to tap out and be like, okay, that's.

435
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My jaw hurts. Like, I'm tired. Okay. You know,

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so it is. It is a thing for sure. But, you know,

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I know that that's one of my insecurities, is that

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I can take a really long time when you're going down.

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So then you're like, I want to go down. You know, I'm like, do we

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have that kind of time? Yeah. Or you'll tell me in the morning. You're like,

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hey, come over here to the bed after you shower. I want to suck you

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back. And I'm like, well, I kind of only have 15 minutes to

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play with here. Can you make it happen that fast? And you can. You've proven

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that you can. Yes, but I have to be in the right mentality,

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right mindset to make that happen.

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00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,552
Now I remember, and I'm sure you remember the

447
00:27:04,576 --> 00:27:08,120
first time a woman made me come fast. Yes. With oral.

448
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,544
Of course I remember. And I remember the fates that you'd

449
00:27:11,592 --> 00:27:14,488
made and the discussions afterwards.

450
00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:17,288
You would have thought that I cheated on you.

451
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,472
Yeah. Yeah. Like, it was not a good situation. And I remember you

452
00:27:20,496 --> 00:27:24,232
trying to be Positive about it at the beginning. And you were like, what did

453
00:27:24,256 --> 00:27:27,282
she do that I don't. And then you told me, and I was like,

454
00:27:27,416 --> 00:27:30,910
well, why didn't you just tell me you like that? Yeah. And then it got

455
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:34,062
negative, and I was like, wait a second. Speak up,

456
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:37,918
homie. Wait a second. How am I supposed to know that I like

457
00:27:37,974 --> 00:27:41,486
that if I've never had that? That was a big gun. Yeah.

458
00:27:41,598 --> 00:27:45,982
You know, but, yeah, that was. That was. That was something I never really forgot,

459
00:27:46,126 --> 00:27:49,374
you know, because that was. That was a tough one. Now there are people out

460
00:27:49,382 --> 00:27:52,970
there that don't like oral giving it both.

461
00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:56,830
So I've known. Growing up, I knew a lot of

462
00:27:56,870 --> 00:27:59,934
guys who just refused to go down and win. They were like,

463
00:28:00,022 --> 00:28:02,770
one, no, that's gross.

464
00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:06,814
Two, I'm not that kind of guy. And I'm like, well, what kind of

465
00:28:06,822 --> 00:28:09,598
guy are you? Because the alternative is sucking dick.

466
00:28:09,694 --> 00:28:13,070
Well. Well, it's not funny that I didn't know about

467
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,850
that until now that you're saying it.

468
00:28:16,550 --> 00:28:20,080
Sopranos. Oh, the Sopranos. That whole where.

469
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,100
Where Uncle June was. Was going down on.

470
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,728
And it's like, well, don't talk about that because that's. That's a sign of weakness.

471
00:28:27,824 --> 00:28:31,136
Yes. If you go down on your leg. Yes. And it's like,

472
00:28:31,208 --> 00:28:34,192
what? It's like you can't talk about it. You can do it, but don't talk

473
00:28:34,216 --> 00:28:37,312
about it. Which is weird. The guys can't find out about it. I didn't know

474
00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:40,432
that. I didn't know that it was a stigma type of thing back in the

475
00:28:40,456 --> 00:28:43,408
day. Well, I know a lot of the guys that.

476
00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,906
That would remain refused to do it.

477
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,602
A lot of them were alpha males. They were beating their chest. They were

478
00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:53,482
trying to make it seem like they were the. The bot. And it's like,

479
00:28:53,506 --> 00:28:57,002
oh, a woman. Can I. I'll get a woman. They'll go down and I'll.

480
00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:59,818
Them. That's it. I'm not going to go down them. Are you kidding me?

481
00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:03,016
That's. Why do I have to get replied. This dick is going

482
00:29:03,018 --> 00:29:06,650
to get replied. Like, I've heard that. Wow. I've heard that.

483
00:29:06,690 --> 00:29:10,250
And I'm like, wow, dude, it's amazing you're still

484
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:13,716
around. Wow. Yeah. Or even getting. I can't even fathom

485
00:29:13,748 --> 00:29:17,060
if someone told. Me that and be like, they exist, man.

486
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:20,724
They're out there. And there's probably people that only do

487
00:29:20,812 --> 00:29:23,860
oral. You know, that we have run into that.

488
00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:27,460
Remember that party that we threw at our house that one time? That. That one

489
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:31,880
sex party? There was a Guy there who I guess

490
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:35,924
struggled to get hard. He was an older gentleman

491
00:29:35,972 --> 00:29:39,588
and struggled to get hard, but he wants to play. And so he

492
00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:43,726
really promised, prided himself on his eating pussy art.

493
00:29:43,878 --> 00:29:47,342
And he literally. He was there for hours going down

494
00:29:47,366 --> 00:29:50,542
on that same chick. Yeah. And we actually had to stop him and

495
00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:54,126
go, hey, you know, party's over. You guys could probably

496
00:29:54,238 --> 00:29:57,774
maybe get home. But, yeah, that. I remember that was a big. That was

497
00:29:57,782 --> 00:30:00,974
a big thing. And so there are people out there who only

498
00:30:01,062 --> 00:30:03,918
do that, which I think is just incredible.

499
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:07,632
I remember I was telling you about this when

500
00:30:07,656 --> 00:30:11,220
I was younger, having phone sex with somebody.

501
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,216
And this girl was very sexy,

502
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:18,752
and she would talk on the phone. Incredibly sexy voice. I could have gotten off

503
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:22,144
just to that. Yeah. But then we were talking about

504
00:30:22,312 --> 00:30:25,280
her going down on. And as she's talking,

505
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,456
she's simulating doing the blowjob and she's making

506
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:32,832
the sounds. And that was an incredible,

507
00:30:32,846 --> 00:30:36,764
incredible phone sex that I had with her, because I've

508
00:30:36,812 --> 00:30:40,364
never had anybody make the sounds before. Yeah. And they were realistic.

509
00:30:40,412 --> 00:30:43,324
Yeah. Like, if I didn't know any better, I would think she was sucking dick

510
00:30:43,372 --> 00:30:46,876
on the phone. She wasn't, but I thought that was incredible.

511
00:30:46,908 --> 00:30:49,772
I've never had phone sex with anybody who's ever done that before.

512
00:30:49,876 --> 00:30:53,372
Huh. Simulated the oral sex like that. I couldn't have done

513
00:30:53,396 --> 00:30:56,800
it. I'd have been like. I mean, I was a phone sex. Operator,

514
00:30:57,300 --> 00:31:01,046
you know, I can't. I can't simulate it when I was doing it.

515
00:31:01,198 --> 00:31:05,126
Yeah. But you only spoke to men. Yes. You never spoke

516
00:31:05,158 --> 00:31:08,742
to them. No. How would you simulate. Oh,

517
00:31:08,806 --> 00:31:11,090
gosh. You couldn't. I mean,

518
00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:16,690
that's not attractive now. It's not. It's like.

519
00:31:17,150 --> 00:31:19,810
Yeah. Do you make that noise? I do.

520
00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:24,022
You do not. Well, you would know. I wouldn't know.

521
00:31:24,046 --> 00:31:26,742
It's been forever. Sure,

522
00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:30,234
sure. Yeah. Because the legs have been closed this entire.

523
00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,870
Get out of here. She moved your cold.

524
00:31:34,570 --> 00:31:38,274
Anyways, that's. That's really our time that

525
00:31:38,362 --> 00:31:41,906
I was gonna devote to our oral sex. So if you want some,

526
00:31:41,978 --> 00:31:44,338
then you can just climb up on that bed. I'm about to see that.

527
00:31:44,394 --> 00:31:47,778
Okay. Because that's what's up. Anyways, guys, we're gonna go ahead and wrap up here.

528
00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:51,234
Thank you so much for joining us today. We really appreciate

529
00:31:51,282 --> 00:31:54,578
you guys coming in and sitting down and having

530
00:31:54,634 --> 00:31:58,380
this. This talk with us. Because, you know, at some point, we may even

531
00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:01,756
have you as a guest. You just never know. We're going to start having guests

532
00:32:01,788 --> 00:32:05,148
on at some point. We're going to start changing the format a little bit.

533
00:32:05,204 --> 00:32:09,404
Yeah. To open up the conversation to other people regarding

534
00:32:09,452 --> 00:32:12,076
these different topics. Till then, you're stuck with us.

535
00:32:12,228 --> 00:32:16,012
But for that, we say thank you. Thank you. And we

536
00:32:16,036 --> 00:32:17,740
will be seeing you next week.