QUICKIE: From No to Maybe: A Journey in Anal Play

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the show. Hello, and welcome to

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another episode of Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam. And I'm Pris.

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And today on our Wednesday quickie, we're talking about anal

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play. Anal play. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You know what

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that's about? I do. You do? I do. Yeah. We don't

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do that. So, yeah, let's start the show with that.

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We don't do that, guys. Sorry. Well, you and I have.

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I think we've attempted. Oh, so this is. The funny part is when we

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first got together, we had many a drunken night.

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Many a drunken night where we would. Come home and we would get in

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the bed and we would attempt to have sex. And I

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say we attempt to have sex. We would have sex, but you had

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this thing where all of a sudden, I always knew that you were too drunk

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when you would say, put it in my ass, baby. Because I knew.

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I knew, because that's how you would say. You'd be like,

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oh, put it in my ass, baby. And I'm like, okay.

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As hot as that is. You're drunk. Is that hot? I know it.

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So I will tell you. I. I think it's hot. Really? I'm starting

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to think it's hot now. I will say it's hot for

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me because I'm never allowed to do it.

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What do you mean, allowed to do it? I'm never allowed to do it.

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You say I'm too big for you. No. So I can't do it with you.

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We've tried it. We haven't really. We've tried. We haven't really passed

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the tip. Yeah, not even that. Not even that. And we've tried

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throughout the years. You haven't. We haven't successfully tried. So. Yeah,

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no, because I'm just too thick. But. Yeah, but see, that's the thing is you've.

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It's not like you're an anal virgin. You. You used to do this with your

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ex husband all the time. Yes. As a matter of fact, I think that was

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what the. The preferential. Yeah.

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Way to do it for him? Yeah, for him. Yeah. Yeah. I use

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the vibrator. Yeah. And so. Because it did nothing for me,

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but. You have to tell me,

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does it still do nothing for you? Because we. We. So we got you

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those little training plugs. Yeah.

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Training plugs. They're like training wheels, but yes, for the ass.

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But. So you put. You put this. Yeah.

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Small one in. Yeah. And we had sex. Yeah.

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And you seem to like, I. I liked it. So.

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I did like it. I.

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Yeah, but you see, you liked it because it's like double penetration.

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Right? But you didn't. You don't. I mean,

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I'm sure you look my ass, but it's different.

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Well, I know what it's like to ask. Yeah, yeah, I know it's different.

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So you're just asking if I like the. The butt plug thing? Yeah. Like,

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is that something that you could never get into? Anal play? Like, is.

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Is it just, you know, I don't know. I don't know.

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I'd like to try it with you first. Well, obviously we've been Saying that

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for 13. Yeah. But, like, we've never really, like, tried tried. So now we're slowly

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getting there because other people have talked about it and we're like, oh,

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okay. So we. We recently opened this discussion because it's

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always been a no for annual play all the time. It's always a no.

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It's always a no. And of course, any rules that we've ever had, it's you.

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Those are your rules. I just abide by them. Right.

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And you were like, no, ain't no play. No, ain't no play. Okay,

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fine. And then you would look at me and go, well, you don't like that,

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right? You don't like anal play. Yeah. And I think we talked about it and

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I was like, well, I. I've done it before. I. I don't seek it

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out. That's not what sends me over.

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But would I enjoy it? Yeah, I think I would enjoy it

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if for somebody that I knew was enjoying it.

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You understand? So there are some women out there, like I told you. There was

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that one, that one girl from my past who. Yeah, that's how

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she got off. I don't. I don't know. I don't know if I would enjoy

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it because I. It's been so long. Did I enjoy it? Back then?

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I always had a dildo or vibrator.

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So I came. I didn't care.

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I felt like there was no. I don't know.

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Honestly, I'm okay with trying It, Yeah,

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I would try it with you, but so. But I wouldn't try. That conversation,

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I guess, led for us to open it up to anal play.

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Right. That we would maybe that.

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Well, now it's a maybe because it wasn't a maybe when we had the conversation

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before you said. And we even told a friend of ours,

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hey, we're. We're considering opening it up to anal

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play because the whole idea here

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was, oh, well, if it's somebody who

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really enjoys it, right. And you want to do it, then by all means.

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But they can't expect me to do it. Yeah. You know what I mean?

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Yeah. And so that was the consensus. Now, are you changing that? Does that

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change? I don't remember that consensus, though. You don't remember that conversation?

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No, I don't remember that consensus. I thought we said we were going to try

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it first. No, that is not what we said. That is not

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what we said. What we said was we were starting

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to realize that a lot of the people that we wanted to play

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with were into that. And you said, well, could you do that

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with somebody? And I said, I could absolutely do that with somebody if I knew

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that they were liking it. But I wouldn't go out of my way and go,

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hey, can I have. Can I fuck your ass? Right? No, I mean, that's,

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That's. I would. I'm not going to go out of my way for that because

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it's not my number one thing. But if somebody came up to me

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and said, I really want you to fuck my ass, and it's like really

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hot for me. Okay, well, I'm a pleaser.

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So obviously, if that's your kink, and that's what you get off

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on, I want to please you. Let's. Let's do that. Yeah.

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And so the idea here was you said, okay, well, you can do it,

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but you have to wear. You have to make sure that you're wearing a condom.

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Yeah, obviously. I mean, if you want to do it.

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So now you're just signing. You just change your mind? Yeah, no, I mean,

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if you said. We talked about it. I mean, I probably don't remember for some

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reason, but I mean, yeah, you are. You're. You are a pleaser.

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Yeah. So. And that, to me is. Is what it is. I'm not

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one of those guys that goes, man, I really wish that this chick would let

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me go through the back door. Like, that's not a. It's not a.

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I'm not turned off by it. Right. But it's not a Thing that I seek

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out. But when I find somebody who's like,

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this really turns me on and I really like this. Yeah,

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yeah. I'm all for it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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But, you know, it's not just having. It's not just the sex of

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it all. It. A lot of people get off to, you know,

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tossing the salad. What is that? That's where you lick the.

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Oh, that's right. We talked about that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I've never had that.

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Done anal licking, rim jobs. I think there's several other terms

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for it, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah,

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I've done it before and it was. It was fun, but again, I just.

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As long as I have a vibrator, it never got me off. Like, I never.

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Getting your ass licked, Getting licked, or even penetrated.

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Really, it didn't get me off. Did it feel good at all?

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Yes, I think. I think after a couple of tries,

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it felt good. It's the first initial couple of times that it doesn't

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feel good. You know, lots of lube, lots of relaxation.

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So the vi. The vibrator was what relaxed me. And then

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it became fun. I mean, I'm a pleaser, but I'm

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older now, so it's like I. Whatever makes me

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happy. You're a pleaser, but you will want. You want to be pleased.

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Like, that's the primary portion of this now, of this lifestyle

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journey of yours. Yes. Is that you want to be pleased because previous to

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this, you just wanted to get the experience and be like, okay.

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Most of the time you were like, I didn't come. Right. So now you're

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in that I want to be pleased portion of it, which is cool.

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Yeah. So I don't. I mean, I don't know if I would.

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I wouldn't do anal play with anybody.

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And so I tried it with you because I don't even know if I like

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it. But you used to like it. Yes.

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No, no, I didn't like it. I just. You just said that. No, no,

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no. Not. Not like it, like it like that. But I meant, like, it was.

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It was okay. After a few times, it was okay.

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The initial, like, penetration part of it is, for me was

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painful. Right. Okay. So it's fun

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because it's different. You're right. And I

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always had to use a toy because it didn't get me off

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and it made me relax more. Okay. So it's

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not like I didn't like it. It was the only way.

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And so I guess for me it just was like, that's the only way he's

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going to have sex with me. It's really for him.

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It was really for him. Now, let me ask you. Is it because of

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your experiences with your first husband and

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the whole anal play of. And that was his preference.

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And. And you didn't really care for sex between you and him?

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Does that carry on to this? Like, maybe that's why you don't care

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for anal play. No. No. I know that you

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had reservations because you figure it's. It's just dirty. Right.

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But it's also, it's. It. It's painful. It's this,

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you know, like it's a object going in there.

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Like, even putting the analog plug in. Yeah. Is kind of painful after I come.

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It feels uncomfortable in there. Really. And maybe

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because of the angle that it is. You know, So. I don't

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even know. But some women put these things in and they walk around, they're all

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over the place. I find hot. But I.

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Good for them. Yeah. It's a. It's a pressure I

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don't care for. I guess maybe it's because you

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don't have a gallbladder.

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Probably. Maybe that's. No, it's a. It's a. It's a

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pressure down there that I don't. That makes me feel uncomfortable.

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Yeah. But I've heard that you have to get in the. Right. Like,

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you have to be relaxed and it feels good. Which is

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true because that's the only way that I could do it.

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So what if. Because sex obviously relaxes you

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or somebody going down on you relaxes you? Could somebody

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or even me go down on you or have sex

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with you and then. And then put the. Probably. And then that

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would be a little bit different. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because my

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body gets tense, so I know I have to be. You have to be at

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a relaxed state. Yeah. So. Yeah. I.

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I don't even know. That's interesting. Yeah,

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yeah. No, I. That's. So that's always been the. The talk for us is

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that, you know, because I. I'll be honest with you. I don't

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have a problem with it. And you don't have a problem with most

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things. This is true. This is true.

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But I have a. I feel like I keep an open mind

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on a lot of things, and I feel like there's a lot of things that

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you're just. You seal off completely. It's like,

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nope, I don't think so. And, you know, one of the things that did bother

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me was you did this with your Ex husband. You haven't done it with me.

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No, no, no. We have to try that. Well, you are

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much bigger. Yeah. He was thin and long.

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Yeah. Or thin and just regular. You know,

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you're girthy. Yeah. So it's not like It's.

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It's big. Look, it's a big. It's a big dick.

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Yeah. Yeah, a little. My little is not. Hasn't been

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touched in years. I don't know.

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I mean, so. Yeah. Resizing situation.

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I know, but. I know. I know. It can be done. Yeah, yeah, I know.

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I know. We can try it. The. The thing that's always stopped me from.

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From trying it with is you don't. Want to hurt me. I don't want to

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hurt you. Yeah. And I. I think that I. I really,

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really have this fear of hurting you. And even when we

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first started having sex and you were like,

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oh, put my arm up on your shoulder, and I would bend you certain

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ways and I'd be afraid that I was hurting you. Yeah. No, I'm very limber.

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Yeah, you're very bendy. I am very bendy like that.

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Very bendy. Like a bendy straw.

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Now, so if. If a woman comes up to me and she says,

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I would really like for you to my ass.

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Am I. Am I good to say? Okay. We would

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have to discuss it. We would have to discuss it case by case.

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Yeah. I mean, do you. What's going to change on. I don't know, case by

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case? Are you putting me on the spot right now? I. I'm.

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We're talking, aren't we? This is a discussion we're talking about here.

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I don't know. I don't know. I mean, yeah, if you want to. Go ahead.

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Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I mean, if you. If you want. Well, I know.

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I'm really trying to. The purpose of this. Uhhuh.

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Is to find out what your thought processes

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are, because if I don't know the reason

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why, you're saying. No, the reason why. If you.

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If I don't know the why on it, it's not going to make any sense.

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Yeah. And I can't really say, well, if you do it with me first,

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then maybe you could do it with somebody else.

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But yeah. No, if they like it, go ahead.

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As long as you wear a condom, right? Yeah. Right.

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Okay. As long as you wear a condom, go ahead. Yeah.

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Try it. Huh. That's interesting. Now, say different

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scenario here. You obviously love your women,

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and women seem to love you. With that,

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you find a woman who, you know, you're playing around

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with. You have a strap on. And she says, I want you to my ass.

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Are you doing it?

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Probably not. Really? Yeah.

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Why? It's not even your dick. Yeah. It doesn't matter.

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It's washable. Yeah. Why? Explain to me

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why I have got to know. I don't know. Just because I actually.

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I mean, if she likes it and it's not my finger or anything like that,

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and I don't have to put my mouth down there.

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Yeah. So it's cool that I'm watching this thought progress move

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in in its natural way. Yeah. But I really want to know

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why your initial answer was no.

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Dirtiness. Dirtiness. Yeah. So that's where we go back to. Yeah.

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The dirtiness of it all. But I've also talked to a lot of women.

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They're like, no, like, we really. I really prep,

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like a day or something before and everything,

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and I'm like, that's freaking cool. A lot of the women that I know that

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are really into anal play, keep that area. Yeah.

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Yeah. Like, it's clean all the time. Well, you don't know until you see it.

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Well, I'm. I'm talking about when they play. You know what I mean? Yeah,

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but. Yeah, I get. You know what I mean? Like, you don't know until you're

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there. Right, Right. So it's. It's just. It's different, but I

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don't know. I guess I would. It's not

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my. It's not your dick. Yeah. It gets a plastic dildo

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or rubber or whatever the hell. Yeah. I mean, it's washable. But then again,

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so is a regular dick. So is a regular dick. Yeah. I could easily

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shower. Yeah. You know, is what it is. No. Yeah.

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Yeah. It's the same thing as period sex.

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That's very true. You know what I mean? And you and I have

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had period sex before. Talking when you had. I've had a lot of period sex.

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Yeah. And. And the thing about it was. That never grossed me out. That never

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grossed you out? No. But the ass play.

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Yeah. Gross you up. Yeah. That's interesting.

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Well, two different body fluids. Two different body fluids.

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Both of them are equally. Yes, but I mean. Yeah, but two

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different body fluids. And I don't want either of those fluids in my

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mouth. You know what I mean? Like, that's.

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Yeah. No, it's. It is a very different.

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I mean, I would try it. I wouldn't try with anybody else.

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And I don't care if a guy said, well, that's the only way I want

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to, yes. Sorry. Yeah, not gonna happen.

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But, yeah, I mean, if I was with a girl and she wanted me to

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try it on her and was a deal, a strap on, I try it,

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that's your dick. If you want to somebody in the ass. Now,

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there's been men that have

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asked if you could lick their ass, and very

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quickly you said, oh, yeah, no, I don't. No. I'm not even gonna lick a

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girl's ass. You don't even lick my ass. It doesn't do anything for me.

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Don't. Don't get me wrong. I would never ask you, but, yeah, you're.

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You're very particular about that and I. I understand. I get that.

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I've. I've licked your ass before. Like, I've. I've gone down because you know

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how clean I am. And that's. So that leads me to my next question,

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which is these guys who have said,

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well, can I lick your ass? Yeah, you've said no.

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Right. Why? Knowing full well that you keep

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your ass very pristine, very clean. Yeah. I mean, some guys

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don't even ask me. And they do it. Do they? Yeah. What? Yeah, like,

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they lick. They lick that area. They lick that area. I'm sure they do.

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Really? But none of them stuck their tongue. No.

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Well, that's. So they just like licked the area. Yeah,

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like, you know, right. That area right before your ass. That little.

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That little space. That little space you like that little space.

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That's. That's a nice. I ain't going to lie. That's a.

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That's a. Yeah. So that. That little space. I just.

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I've never had a tongue in my ass. I mean, I'm sure you've done that.

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Yeah, I've done it with you. You've done that a few times. It's the.

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So I don't know if they were to ask. They don't really ask me.

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If they were to ask me, I'd probably say, no, don't ask me. But see,

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that's what I'm trying to do. Don't put a finger in there. Really?

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Yeah. I don't like that pressure. You don't like the pressure?

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It's a weird pressure. I've. I've heard

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from. From people, from friends, from guy

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friends that. I guess it's called prostate

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milking. Like it's a thing. Yeah, they like the pressure. And it

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makes your. Makes you come. It's milking. Yeah. Yeah.

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So I don't really. I'm not gonna pretend like I know a lot

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about this. I really Don't. It was very briefly explained to me.

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Right. The. The process. But essentially, if I'm wrong

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here, that they, they go into your ass,

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essentially, with like two fingers or something, and they push down. There's a certain

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gland that they push down on. Yeah. While.

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I don't know, jacking you off or something. And that's supposed to

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really just set you off. Yes.

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None of that sounds appealing to me in the slightest. Why?

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I've. I've had my ass penetrated.

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Yeah. By a finger. Right. And it did not feel

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good at all. But what if you're relaxed? What if you're relaxed

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and it's like. Yeah, let me. First of all, the only way. The only way

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that I could be relaxed is to not know it's coming.

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So what if a girl said, I'm really into milking.

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Let me. Can I milk you? It would be a. It would be a no.

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Why? Because I don't. I don't want anything in my ass.

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Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's, it's just a straight up.

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No. I, I've. And it's. It's not a. Well,

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I've never tried it before. I don't know. I've had it before.

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And you didn't like it, and I didn't like it. Let me tell you something.

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I was relaxed when she did it. She was going down on me,

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and I was not expecting that finger. And I never realized

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how big her finger was. Oh, my God. It was like a mic

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stand. Jesus. This thing was huge. And it

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was very uncomfortable for me. Look, can you imagine that?

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That's a very big finger. First of all, that's a long finger. You got a

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nail attached to it. Don't do that. Put that down. Put that away.

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You know, that's my big thing, though, is. Is that I can say I've tried

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it before. I've had it done. And I was relaxed at that moment.

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Yeah. And it didn't make a difference. Yeah. Now I will tell you that

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that area that we were talking about between the ass and balls

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or whatever, you know, whenever you're going down on me and you're kind of.

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I, I Touching that area. Yeah. Oh, my God. Forget it. That feels incredible.

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Yeah. And that's because of all the nerve endings that are down there. There's a

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lot of nerve endings. Yeah. But I know how to get you. But the

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penetration of it I wouldn't care for.

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I, I just didn't like it. And, And I wouldn't. If, if me.

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Would you try it again? I don't

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know. Maybe with you. Yeah,

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maybe. Yeah. Only because I know you know how I

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feel about that. Yeah. And you would be gentle with it. Like this.

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This woman, she was. Yeah. Like she thought we were on

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a vivid video or something. I don't know. But I

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just didn't like it. And so it really just. I don't

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think so, though. I don't think I would enjoy it. And I. And I can

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tell you why. Most of the reason why I wouldn't enjoy it because in

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my head, I already got it. In my head, it's already negative. It's a

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negative experience in my head already. Yeah. That's how I feel, too.

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It's hard to. Once you have that negativity in your head, it's hard to get

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past that and go, okay, I'm going enjoy this now. Yeah. Yeah. So that's.

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That's for a lot of things for me. Well, see, and that's something that

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I've been trying to get past is getting that negative

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experience out of my head. So a lot of experiences that

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we've had, negativity tagged with it.

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It's like, okay, I'm going to keep an open mind. We're going to try

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and give this another shot, whatever, you know?

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And so that's why I said I would try it with you.

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But even then, it would, like, I would really, really have

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to shed some of that mental negativity and be

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like, this is going to be a great experience. I'm excited we're going to do

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this. It'll be like, overly positive almost to the point of

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fake positivity. Yeah. And I'd be like, this is going to be the greatest thing

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ever, you know? And then afterwards, I'm going to be like, I don't know.

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Yeah, like, we'll see, who knows?

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But like, I couldn't have you licking my ass.

374
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No, no. That just doesn't. It doesn't

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care for it. Yeah. You know, I mean, if you wanted it, I would.

376
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I'm all for pleasing you. Yeah. But so I just doesn't

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do anything for me. And I know guys that. That really enjoy

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that. And, hey, let your freak flag fly.

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Whatever. You do your thing. Ain't nothing wrong with that,

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but it just is a preference. Just did nothing for

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me. Yeah. But I. I am enticed at the idea of

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women who like to have their. Their ass. I'm.

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I'm enticed at the idea. You know, it's like, oh, you want that?

384
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The double penetration thing. I've always wanted to do

385
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double penetration with you. Yeah. Honestly. Yeah.

386
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And, and we've gotten off. You've gotten off to that thought.

387
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's hot. You know, me,

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your ass while you. Have another guy, like, I'm writing another. Guy deep inside

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you and then another guy standing up who's, you know, you're,

390
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you've got them in your mouth, you know. Yes. That whole thing, I mean,

391
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it's a hot. Yeah. Idea. It is, but this

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is something that we've talked about for over, over 10 years and have not

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gotten any closer to. No, As a matter of fact, this is the closest that

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we've ever gotten to. It is just opening up to the conversation.

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To the conversation and saying, okay, well, if, if she's really pleased

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by it, then yeah, yeah, yeah. But we've

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never really even gotten this close in

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the past 13, 14 years. No,

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that's, I think, is very, very interesting. I mean,

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it's, it's just another, another,

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another idea that. Hmm. Do we

402
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want to try that or not? I just feel like the older that we

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get and the more we maneuver this lifestyle

404
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journey, I just think that we should be open to a lot

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of different things that, you know,

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we can say. Like, like our good friend always says, oh, well, I've, I've,

407
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I, you know, I try everything four times just to make sure

408
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I either really like it or I really don't like it. Yeah.

409
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And I'm, I, I remember laughing that off, but now that

410
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I'm getting older and I'm starting to think I'm like, you know what?

411
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I think I understand that now. Right. Because you

412
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can try something years ago and be like,

413
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no, I don't like that. Yeah. And then much,

414
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many, many more years later, you can try it again and go,

415
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I think I like that. I think I like that. I think that's changed.

416
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I think I want to try it. I mean, how many different things in the

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time that we've been together, you've gone at the beginning of the relationship, you're like,

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no, I don't like that. Now you're where we're at. You're like, oh, I really

419
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like that. Exactly. I mean, you never thought that you'd enjoy watching me,

420
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another woman. No. And I like it. I just

421
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want to sit there and watch. I love, I like it too. I just

422
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want to sit there and watch. That's pretty hot, actually.

423
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Yeah. So I, I, I definitely wanted to, to have this discussion

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because, hey, you know, it, it's,

425
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it's, it's out there. There are are

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women that we want to play with, and that's one of the things

427
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that they like. And I would like

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the opportunity to be able to say, well, if that's what pleases you,

429
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then okay, let's do that. Yeah. But at the same time,

430
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too, like you said, I am. I am relatively thick.

431
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Yeah. And so maybe. I don't know, maybe that would sway.

432
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Somebody to say, nah, probably not.

433
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You never know. Probably not. It swayed you.

434
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Well, yeah. We'll try it again. Will we? Yes,

435
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we're gonna do that. Fire and ice lube.

436
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Oh, now that's. Now. Oh, my gosh. So for somebody

437
00:25:48,592 --> 00:25:51,420
who has experience with anal, which you have,

438
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,392
say there's a couple out there who they've taught. You know, they're kind of

439
00:25:55,416 --> 00:26:00,000
going back and forth with it, and you had to give advice

440
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,520
to both the man and the woman on

441
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,190
their first time doing anal, what would you say? Like, what would you tell them?

442
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,594
Start slow. Start slow. Yeah. Like, keep petting

443
00:26:11,642 --> 00:26:14,710
her, keep arousing her,

444
00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:18,266
however she gets aroused. Right. Like, for me, would be my clit.

445
00:26:18,298 --> 00:26:22,590
Like, just keep playing with my clit. Get me really relaxed. Get very sensual.

446
00:26:22,930 --> 00:26:27,002
Make sure you have lots of lube and do

447
00:26:27,026 --> 00:26:30,618
it in little stages because you

448
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:34,052
are. You are ripping the muscle of the

449
00:26:34,076 --> 00:26:37,796
anus. So it's like, slow. Like, do it

450
00:26:37,868 --> 00:26:41,748
really slow and just keep adding the lube

451
00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:45,412
and just keep relaxing her. The slower you are at

452
00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:48,772
it, you'll. You'll get in there, and then you can

453
00:26:48,796 --> 00:26:53,060
just start slowly moving. But, God, get really, like, really relaxed.

454
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:57,124
Yeah. It's really for her. Like, you want her muscles to be super

455
00:26:57,212 --> 00:27:01,034
loose, like, very, very loose. And you go after an orgasm

456
00:27:01,212 --> 00:27:04,926
or after just like that sensual feeling of hands rubbing

457
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,250
on your body and getting all nice and hot.

458
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:11,838
You're relaxed. You know, you're out of your head.

459
00:27:11,894 --> 00:27:15,410
You're enjoying the moment. You're in the. In the presence of whatever.

460
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:19,310
Start, slow, start. Yeah. Because you can feel

461
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:22,606
it, like, going in little stages. Really?

462
00:27:22,678 --> 00:27:25,854
Yeah. Like, you can feel, like. I explain it,

463
00:27:25,862 --> 00:27:29,622
like, you can feel like little, and it kind

464
00:27:29,646 --> 00:27:33,510
of goes in and in and in. Really? Yeah.

465
00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:37,930
So the slower, the better. The more sensual,

466
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:41,542
the easier it is. Wow. Yeah.

467
00:27:41,686 --> 00:27:45,862
That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Because I couldn't. I couldn't figure out

468
00:27:46,046 --> 00:27:49,542
how to advise that because I've. I mean,

469
00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:53,014
I've done it with a very experienced woman who.

470
00:27:53,102 --> 00:27:57,210
This was her kink. This is what she liked. So obviously,

471
00:27:58,070 --> 00:28:01,582
I mean, she wasn't used up, but she could

472
00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:04,894
accept the size of my dick. Yeah.

473
00:28:05,022 --> 00:28:08,382
Relatively easy. Yeah. You know it didn't just slide in,

474
00:28:08,406 --> 00:28:11,262
but it was. It was a process. But not like when you and I do

475
00:28:11,286 --> 00:28:14,734
it. When. When you and I attempt it and I even

476
00:28:14,822 --> 00:28:17,422
start to get the tip there, you're like, I. I.

477
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,894
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, we won't.

478
00:28:20,942 --> 00:28:24,090
I don't say like that, but okay. Yeah. Right?

479
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,256
Yeah. And I like it more when I'm on my back. Oh,

480
00:28:28,288 --> 00:28:31,312
okay. Yeah. A lot of. I mean,

481
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:35,264
I gotten on top before, but I like it.

482
00:28:35,432 --> 00:28:39,340
And on top is fun because it's really in there,

483
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,500
as opposed to when you're on your back and he's coming in.

484
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,536
It's. It's in there, but, you know, like, when you're riding a dick,

485
00:28:47,568 --> 00:28:51,502
it's just fully in there. Yeah, it's all the way in. Well. And, you know,

486
00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:54,718
I've never asked you this before, but this question just kind of popped

487
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:58,030
up into my head. But when you used to have sex with your ex

488
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,102
husband anally, would he

489
00:29:01,126 --> 00:29:04,590
come inside you that way? Huh? Like. Yes,

490
00:29:04,670 --> 00:29:08,158
he would come inside you. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Okay.

491
00:29:08,254 --> 00:29:11,982
Yeah. I mean, that would be the easiest place to

492
00:29:12,006 --> 00:29:15,198
come inside because. Yeah. I didn't know if he pulled out. Nah, I don't

493
00:29:15,214 --> 00:29:18,730
know why that just came up. I never asked that before.

494
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,032
He never pulled out? Wow. Nope. He'd come in there.

495
00:29:23,216 --> 00:29:25,700
Just hearing you say that, I don't know why that's turning me on.

496
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,544
And so with that, I'm. I'm gonna turn this recording equipment off.

497
00:29:29,632 --> 00:29:32,872
You guys. Y'all need to. You'll need to go do something right now,

498
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:36,040
because I'm. I'm about to have some sexy time with my wife.

499
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,496
I hope you guys enjoyed the show, as always. You know, it's.

500
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,872
It's a Wednesday quickie, and. And we're gonna cap it off there. But I

501
00:29:42,896 --> 00:29:46,518
will say I'm really glad that you guys could join us today,

502
00:29:46,664 --> 00:29:50,390
and I hope to see you next week.

503
00:29:50,770 --> 00:29:51,710
Bye.

504
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:12,800
Sa.