QUICKIE: Discovering the Beauty of Threesomes

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam. And I'm Pris. And today we are going to

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be talking about threesomes.

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What? Menage a trois. The three. Three. Three.

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Mm. Yeah. Now,

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I have had many a threesome.

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Oh, okay. Well, you sound like you're bragging.

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I am.

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I had threesomes before. I should have been having threesomes.

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Really? Yes. Well, I don't know what that

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means. Well, I guess that doesn't even sound right.

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I've been having threesomes a long

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time. Okay, so I guess that's the takeaway from

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this, that you've been having threesomes for a very long time. Yes. Okay.

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Yeah. Well, way before you. Oh, yeah, no, I was not experiencing

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the threesome until you. That's right.

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I had never had one until. That's right, I forgot. Yeah, yeah. And we

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got together. Yeah, right. We got together

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when I was 29. Yeah, 28. 29.

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Okay. And so up until that point, I had never had a threesome.

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And that was bringing a male in was the first one. Right,

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right. Because that was my first kind of step into the lifestyle

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was bringing a guy in. Okay. And that was different

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for me. I didn't know what to expect. Right. And so initially

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I was very uncomfortable and so I was like, oh, what's going to happen?

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Right. He was a very built guy.

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Yeah. So he was very muscular,

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very good looking dude from what I could tell. And he

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came in and he was very nervous. And so this was really my first time

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seeing you interact sexually with another man.

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Yes. And I remember, I can. I can

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describe it to you immediately. Okay, so you guys

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are at the foot of the bed and he's there and he's got his

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ball cap on. He's wearing this. This polo. Very snug polo.

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Right. And you're standing there and you're wearing this

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cute little outfit and you were like,

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is it okay if I kiss you? And he said, yeah. And so

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you put your arms around him on around his neck,

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like, over his shoulder area. And he

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brought you in close, and you guys started making out, and you kind of pulled

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his cap off of him, and you started, like, your hands were

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roaming all over him, and y'all were making out,

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and this was the first time I had seen anything

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like that. Okay. Okay. So I'm sitting there rock

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hard, mind you. Yes. Very, very turned on,

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but also very conflicted because I had

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this feeling inside me, like,

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I feel like I should be pissed off by this.

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You know what I mean? Yeah. This was the first time I was really dealing

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with it, so I was like, I feel like I should be upset about this,

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but I'm. My penis is telling me otherwise,

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right? Yes. So I was like, no, let me see how this goes.

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You know, you seem to really enjoy kissing him, and it was

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this beautiful show that you were putting on. I thought it was just incredible.

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And as you made out with him,

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eventually, you know, the clothes started getting removed.

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Yes. And you guys ended up getting on the

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bed where you ended up going down on him for a while,

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and that was fun to watch. And then you ended up

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letting him get on top of you, and he

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fucked you for a while. And then I guess he was

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having issues. Yeah, he was having

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issues staying excited or staying hard.

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And so. And so with that, he kept.

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He was like, hey, you want to come in here and help?

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Help Tag me in. Or I can tag you in. Yeah.

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And I said, okay. Yeah. And so I got

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in there with you, and you got on top of me,

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and you were riding me, and I remember thinking, God, oh, that's right.

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This is hot. Because he stood up. Yeah.

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And you started sucking his dick while you were. He was, like,

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standing up. Yeah. So I had this view of you.

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Yeah. Sucking his dick while you were riding me.

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And literally fourth, fifth stroke,

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I was. I was done. Right.

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But she didn't hear me say that I was

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gonna. That I was coming. And so she kept writing me,

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which, of course, I had to stay hard. No. And so

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I kept on going. Yeah. But this guy, eventually,

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he. He really couldn't do much after that. He just couldn't stay hard.

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Yeah. But that was the first threesome that

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I had ever been a part of. You're welcome. That was

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pretty intense. Yeah. Now, did you think. I know

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you didn't. You had that uncomfortable feeling, right? Yes. Yes.

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Did I. I had the uncomfortable feeling too. Did you?

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I. I just removed myself from the

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situation. Really? Yeah, really. So you just

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detached. Detached. Okay, I detached.

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And it took you a While. To bring me back. Like, he left.

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That's right. Yeah. And I just felt inside myself

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because I had such trauma from my last

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partner. Interesting swinging. Okay. Because he was

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so abusive. I want to do threesomes. And then I was like, man, when we

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had a girl, you and I, I was like, oh, my goodness.

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Okay. But I did like that. The girl that we had was very

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even Steven. Because you do get these.

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You do get these women who come

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in and they don't. They just want to be with the woman. Like, they won't

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show the man. I've seen that before. They won't show the man the same respect

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and vice versa. Right. Yeah. So it's like,

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okay. But no, I'm not that.

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I never. I didn't. I don't have a problem with it. Like, I like having.

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I like having threesomes. You know, threesomes for me were more.

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I think threesomes were more intimate for me. I liked them because

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they were more intimate. And I was like, I don't. So what I mean by

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that is, with. In a threesome,

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it's you and two other people.

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One person is really going to get pampered, and it could be

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any one of you three. You know what I mean?

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Now, if there's four people, then all of a sudden you've got one

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person on one person and one person on the other person. Yeah.

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So you see what I'm saying? You like the attentiveness.

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It's. It's. The threesome is really. There's two people on

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one just about the entire time. Yeah. And it

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is very. Just intense. It's very erotic.

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And it's. It's really. It's. It's perfect, I think,

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for that level of. Of just. It's just intimate,

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you know? Whereas once you start adding more people.

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Yeah. Gets to be a little bit more chaotic and,

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you know, way less attentive. What's your favorite threesome?

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Oh, well. Oh, I just learned something about threesomes

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like that. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. So for

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me, the only options were the MFM or the

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fmf, I think you've heard me say.

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And so obviously I enjoy either

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being a member of. Or a.

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What is it? A foundation member of the Eiffel Tower.

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I don't mind being. What is that? Hold on. Say that again. So you've ever

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heard of. Of. Of the Eiffel Tower? So that's. That's essentially

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where you have a guy right here.

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Okay. And then you have a guy on the other side.

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And then the woman's in the middle between them. Ooh,

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I like that. And then they're like high fiving up top and so it's like

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an Eiffel towel. Okay. Yeah, that's why they call it that.

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There you go. I want to be part of the Eiffel Tower. Yeah,

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well, there you go. You want to be the base.

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Yes. Yeah. Good for you. Anyway,

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so. Yeah, so I don't. I actually don't mind ever being

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the one of the males in a male,

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female, male threesome because I like.

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I'm a people pleaser. I'm a. I'm a lady pleaser. And the

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thought of being able to be a part of that, to make somebody feel

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okay, that's really somebody else. Right. Okay. Would you.

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Do you like threesomes with me? Of course. I know,

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but what's your favorite? Like, do you like another male?

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I thought that's what I was talking about over here.

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Did I go somewhere else with that? Think so.

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Well, I'll be dead. That was a good one, though. Thanks. Yeah.

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Alone. Well, you know what? I think you threw me off with the Eiffel Tower.

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Okay. I did. So when it comes to you, which do I prefer?

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Yeah, I think I would prefer the male, female,

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male. And I'll tell you why. And it's for selfish reasons.

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Female. Is it to make me laugh? You're already

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laughing. I haven't even said anything. So the reason

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why I prefer the male, female, male is because I know

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that there's not a guy out there who can please you like I can.

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Okay? I know this. I know this to be true. I know this to be

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fact. I don't care. You can. He can walk in with dildo hands.

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He could be Edward. Dildo hands. Oh, my God.

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You know, that's what you're going to be for Holloway. And it wouldn't even matter

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because I know that with our connection,

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oh, yes, I can. I can not only bring you back,

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but I can out fuck anybody who fucks you. Great.

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Yeah. I know it. Male or female? Well, I'm getting there.

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I'm talking about a man now. Okay, so in a male,

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female, male, you are obviously the female. That is the reason

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that I would pick that one as my favorite because I know

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that I can always bring you back. Okay. And I can.

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I can out fuck anybody who has fucked you majestically.

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Now with a female, male, female situation.

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Female, male, female. Okay, go. You really have to think about that,

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don't you? Female, male, female situation.

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When it Comes to that, I don't want to say I'm more threatened.

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It's not threatened, but it's.

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A woman can provide for another woman. What I cannot.

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Okay, so what a woman can give you,

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I cannot compete with. Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Okay, so in that threesome, I don't get to be the ultimate

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pleasurer. Okay. Right. I'm kind of overshadowed, and it's

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really girl on girl, and I'm just kind of the dick that's hanging around,

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you know what I mean? Doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun. Yeah,

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it's every guy's dream to be in the middle of two women. Yeah, that's if

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two women are really, like, all over you. Yeah. Doesn't happen that way,

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sport. What happens is the women kiss and

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they're like, oh, hey, guess what? I like this. And then

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all of a sudden, it's like, oh, wow, legs are open.

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What? Vaginas. That is how that goes.

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Yeah. Every single time. And the guy's just standing there like, hey, what the

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hell? My. My pants are still on. Yeah, I mean, I like.

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I. That's very true. I'm just saying. Very true. I'm just saying.

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So going back, real quick word. You like the male.

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Female, Male Eiffel Tower. The male,

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female, male Eiffel Tower. Absolutely. You like that so. Well,

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I mean, I'm. I don't have a high five. It was just a term.

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Yeah. Yes, I do like that. Yeah, guys,

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I don't. I don't need to high five. We don't need to do that.

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I actually would prefer the less. The less that we

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touch is. I'm fine with it. You know,

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I'm not gonna flip out if we touch,

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but if you put online over it. You've had knees against you.

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I have. If you put on Lionel Richie. Oh, my God.

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I went there. Sorry, guys. But I love. I'm a sucker

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for a little liner. Oh, my God. I ain't gonna lie. Oh,

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that song that hurts my heart. Oh, now I gotta hear it.

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Oh, don't go there. Anyway, all right.

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I have a. A threesome I would love

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to have. Okay. I would love. Obviously,

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right. I want to be with a couple, but I would love females.

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Two females. Two females. Yeah.

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And you. Those are my favorite porn sometimes.

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Okay, so break this down for me. If you see this,

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how this is going, how's this gonna go? I want to

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be the platform for the Eiffel Tower, but with two females.

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Yes. I want one wearing a dildo. Are wearing Strap one.

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Okay. But not a really big one. Not an aggressive one.

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Just a nice. Not an aggressive dildo. Yeah. So it has to.

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It has to have a smile on it. Yes. A little puppy dog

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smile. Yeah. Okay. Your face. That's right. And it's

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just a big worm.

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Just think non aggressive dildos. I'm sorry,

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Go ahead. Okay, so a nice,

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you know, strap on. Okay. She's fucking me while the other girl's on

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my face, sitting on my face. I don't think that that

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would be an Eiffel Tower, though. Oh, no, it wouldn't. No,

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no, that'd be like the Leaning Tower of Piazza.

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Because it would be like that. She'd be writing me.

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Yeah, but you guys wouldn't be high fiving, yo. And she'd be

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sitting and then kind of sitting up. I don't know. I don't

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know. We'll see. I think we can. We gotta try that Montgomery snake.

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There you go. Montgomery Snake. I don't know. I don't know where they come up

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with these. These things. So. So I would like

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that kind. So a. I've had that three. You've had that?

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Yeah. Oh, is that that one story?

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Oh, break it down, girl. I haven't heard this one in years.

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We had a. We had a friend who my. With my first husband. We had

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a friend who was a stripper. And one time

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we went to where she was dancing. We would always hang out there.

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And we were drunk.

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Really drunk. This was way before anything.

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God, I was young. I must have been like 20.

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And we were drunk and we went to

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the bathroom and we started making

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out. And then she wasn't wearing

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anything but like a. A G string. A little pink

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G string with the butterfly in the back. Oh, wow.

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Yes, I remember it. Yeah, you do.

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So we were making out and then she pulled my tits out and started

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kissing them. And I was like, oh, my God, I have always wanted this.

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I have never been with a woman. Like, I.

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She was my first girl. Really? Yeah.

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Yeah. And so she started sucking on my tits. And I was getting

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so excited. And she started fingering me. I was

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instantly, like, just wet. Really? And I

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was like, oh, my God, am I supposed to be doing that? Is it supposed

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to feel like that? And I

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started fingering her. And then I told her, I was like,

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I've never been with a girl. And she was like, oh, okay.

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And she started to go down on me. And the way she

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had me, like, I was pretty much doing the spider man,

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holding onto the back of the Stall. The side of the stall.

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Like that. With my legs up, really? And against.

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Like I was holding myself up. Yeah, she was. She was. Wow.

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Yeah, it's acrobatic. Yeah. She was eating me out. Oh,

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so good. Wow. Yeah. And then I did the

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same thing to her and I was like, am I

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doing this right? And she said yes. And then she came all over

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my face and I was like, oh, my God. So that's an incredible

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story, but where's the threesome in there? Oh, I'm so

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sorry. I'm so sorry. I was like, when's the other girl coming

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in? Because this is incredible. But then you said you came and it's

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like. Sounded like that was the end. No, don't.

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Don't end it, bro. Keep it going. Oh,

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she came. When she came. We went to the back and we went to the

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back to the bench. Yeah, you've heard that story. Oh, right. Okay.

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Yeah. I had the girl. One girl fingering me and

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eating my. While the other one was sitting on my face.

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Wow. Yeah. I don't know what's that called, but. It'S called hot

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is what it's called. Greatness. That's fantastic. Greatness. Yeah, we got in trouble.

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Oh, my God, I forgot. Yeah, we got in trouble in the bathroom. Really?

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Yeah. Oh, by the manager. Yeah. Because he wanted to fuck me.

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Oh. All of this while my first

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husband and the guy are sitting at the table. That sounds like

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an interesting night. Yeah. But I do. I would love

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to have that again. But sober, because I

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don't drink. Right. You know, with two

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other girls. With some girls, yes. And just be like a night of

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sensual, laying down, relaxing. We're naked,

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you know. You know, that. That leads

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me to ask this. Would you cuddle

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with the women? You know, because we have.

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And I have to bring that. We have a no cuddle rule. Yeah.

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And you are not comfortable cuddling with anybody

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but me. Would you cuddle with

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them? I would ask you, would you care if I tried to

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cuddle with. I wouldn't care.

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I don't know, because. And I would feel bad and I would have to.

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You're so. Let's. You're the reason why we have the rule.

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I know. Yeah, I know. So it's really. It's me.

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Yeah. So you could ask me all day long. My answer is still going

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to be the same. Yeah. And I love.

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Because. God, you love me.

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Oh, totally. You totally love me. Because if I told you,

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can I try it? And I don't know if I'm gonna Let you do it.

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You would be like, okay, I love you. You're so sorry.

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I wouldn't do that. I don't. I really try not to do

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that, so. I know. Yeah. Yeah, I know. But I

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don't know. That's a tough one, huh? Yeah. Well, I mean, you've cuddled

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with one other person. Yeah. I mean, granted, I was

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in the bed. Yeah, you were in the bed. But I was cuddling with her.

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Yeah, you were cuddling with her, and you were massaging. Y'all were both naked and

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you were massaging her back, and we were all watching. I think if you were.

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That was a very intimate moment. Yeah. I think if you were okay with it,

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I. I'd probably be open to it.

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Yeah. I'm always okay. I know. But, yeah, I've cuddled three

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with two women. Yeah, that is pretty hot. Yeah, that is a.

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That is a hot. Yeah. Hot deal. I remember

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always saying that I preferred threesomes over

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anything, really, because we would go to orgies

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or we would go to house parties where everybody was getting down,

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and it was just so distracting, you know, because you could look

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up. I got you. Yeah. And somebody's getting it on over here.

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Or you'd look over there and people are watching you over here, but they're also

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getting it. It was very distracting. For me now,

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not so much, because I feel like we're

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the show now, and so it's not so distracting. And so I've

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gone past that whole. Threesomes are the preferred

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method. I do like threesomes. I do

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swear by the fact that they are more intimate,

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more enjoyable. Yeah. But I

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love the people that are in our circle,

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the couples. And, you know, if there was

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anybody that I'd want to play with, it would be the couples that are in

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our circle. Right. And with that, I wouldn't

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want it to be one over the other. I'd want it to be.

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Yeah. Because I like both of them equally. And it's like,

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dude, like, we gotta share this. Yeah. You know, like, this is a moment amongst

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friends. And if it was, it'd be one thing if they said, oh, you know

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what? I can't make it, but my wife will be there, you guys have fun.

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That sort of thing. Okay, fine, sure. But I'm not going to be like,

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hey, you know, can you. Can you come out and maybe leave him there?

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Hell no, man. I like these people,

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and I want them to share the experience the same as us,

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you know? So I think that's. That's really

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my My big thing when it comes to that. And that's why threesomes

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are not my. Top anymore, because you want the

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whole. But then there's some single people who like to

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want a couple. Yeah. Right. So let's see.

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How would. If there was a single person and they

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saw us, a single female, and she was

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like, hey, I want to have a threesome

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with you and your wife, what would you do?

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Because you and I do not have the same likes.

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No, we don't have the same likes, but. And I can see through everybody.

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If I found her attractive and she

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said that she wanted to. She was interested in both of us,

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I would say, well, you should probably meet my

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wife, and I would let you meet her.

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And a lot of that connection.

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I know that I can connect with people very easily,

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and so getting along with people is very easy for me.

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I would need you to establish more of a connection first.

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And that comfort before. And we've had threesomes where I.

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There was no connection. Yes. With me and the girl.

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Or with me and the girl. Yeah, yeah.

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That. That time that I. I was having sex with

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her doggy style and watching tv. Well,

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it was that movie, the. The Four Brothers. I mean, that's just a great movie

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and the soundtrack is amazing. But anyways, we've had some interesting

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threesomes. Yeah. I mean, but yeah, and there's women

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that you've. That we've been with, and I just have no. I had no connection

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with them. Right. At all. And it. Okay, so those

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are. Those are like. Would you consider that taking

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one for the team just to have a threesome? Yes.

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But is that bad, though? I mean,

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covered that it is. I don't think it's bad. And see, that's. That's the thing

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is. And. And I'm sure that many of you who are listening have had

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this before with this overwhelmingly horniness where

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you're just in the mood and you want it and you

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want it right then and there and you're willing to just contact somebody,

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anybody, and you may lower your standards a little bit just

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to. Just to get that feeling done.

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Is that taking one for the team? Technically,

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yeah. But if it satisfies you.

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Who gives a shit? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, who cares?

395
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Yeah. If that's what you know, because you're

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pickle. The person who is meant to have the fun is having the fun.

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Right. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely. Like, in that

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one situation, you wanted that fun. I,

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of course I was going to be there and support You. You know.

400
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Yeah, it was. It was fine.

401
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Right. And I was happy that you were happy. Yeah.

402
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You know. Yeah. And that's. And so. But you notice the non

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connection, too. I have noticed it. Yeah. It's.

404
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It's this deep space. Yeah. Kind of look that

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you give, and it's like, oh, man, I'm just not in it there. And I

406
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haven't seen that in a very long time. No, it's been a very long time.

407
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Yeah. Anytime we play, we're normally with people that we know.

408
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Yeah. Like. And trust. And trust. And so it's not even an

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issue, but. Yeah, that's very true. It's not

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an issue. It's. It's a very different time that we're in now than we

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have been previous, and so it's really nice.

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Yeah. I would feel comfortable with you going and joining another couple

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with a. In a threesome. As would I. As long as we all were

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in the rights. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, I would be

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totally fine. But you are right. Threesomes are fun. It's. And I love having

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threesomes with you. Yeah, those are

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the best. Yeah. When it's a guy

418
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and you. Hello, Eiffel Tower.

419
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That up. Yeah. Well, you know, I. I used to

420
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like to invite a guy over and watch YouTube

421
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for a while and sometimes even record. Yeah. And then

422
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after a while, I would go in there. Right. And handle. Yeah.

423
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Yeah. I would handle business. That's my favorite.

424
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Yeah. Well, that's what I do. Yes. That is what

425
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I do. Well, I mean, I feel like if you want to have

426
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a threesome with somebody, you should ask them.

427
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Yeah, right. I mean, but, you know, one thing to keep in mind,

428
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couples, is if somebody asks you,

429
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do you guys play separate, or would y'all ever play separately

430
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with another couple? I can't speak for

431
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who's asking you, but nine times out of 10, they may not

432
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have malicious intent when they say it. Mm.

433
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It's just. There's no other way to ask. And so

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don't get offended. I'm sure they really don't mean much by

435
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it, but sometimes couples want to know, hey,

436
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you know, is that something that you guys would ever be down to?

437
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When we explain our dynamic, we always say, well, we're full swap,

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same room or same roof.

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And we play separately with people we

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know and trust and are comfortable with.

441
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Yes. And so people tend to see

442
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that and just see up to. We play separately and

443
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don't read the rest. And they're like, oh, do you think that your wife can

444
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sleep with me. And it's like, no, bro, she don't know you. I don't know

445
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you. That's right. That's not how that works. I made it real clear.

446
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Trust and know and are comfortable with. Yeah.

447
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And that does not appear

448
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overnight. No, that takes time.

449
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Yes. You have to put in the time to establish that.

450
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And once you've put in that time and you've established that, forget it, you're golden.

451
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Yeah. Yeah. So I think that's pretty cool to.

452
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To be able to have that in our relationship.

453
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Yeah, we have that option. Yeah. We don't take up on it very often,

454
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but we do have that option. Yeah. No, because we like to. We like to

455
00:27:26,816 --> 00:27:30,274
have sex watching each other. Yeah. That's our thing. And so I

456
00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:33,762
will say that I always wanted to, like, when you go

457
00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:37,330
to sleep and I'm still awake. Yeah. To reach

458
00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:40,450
out to somebody and have them sneak in. Yeah.

459
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:43,986
And we just basically wake you up by taking you out.

460
00:27:44,058 --> 00:27:47,602
Like, we just. You wake up and bam, there's a dick in your

461
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:50,498
mouth. Okay. Give me a heads up so I can shower that night. Oh,

462
00:27:50,514 --> 00:27:54,306
I'll give you. I'll give you a heads up. All right. Okay. Yeah,

463
00:27:54,418 --> 00:27:57,510
no, that's. Have some people for you to do that. I,

464
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,770
you know, you, you give me the names.

465
00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:04,406
I will get something set up. Let's do that. I can easily roll

466
00:28:04,438 --> 00:28:07,670
a deck. Easily. Get that going. Rolodex. What is this, 1986?

467
00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:11,382
I love, I just, I love threesomes. I do,

468
00:28:11,406 --> 00:28:14,770
too. I'm trying to get more comfortable, too, with, like,

469
00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:18,950
seeing a couple, like, whenever we go out

470
00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:22,230
and just kind of making moves on them. Yeah. Like. Yeah,

471
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:25,302
that's cool. I love. Let me, Let me. Let me tell you.

472
00:28:25,406 --> 00:28:27,650
Community. I love couples.

473
00:28:28,150 --> 00:28:31,214
Like, if you and your guy are, like,

474
00:28:31,382 --> 00:28:34,622
mingling separately, it's all good.

475
00:28:34,806 --> 00:28:38,190
But I love to see all together, to see that dynamic.

476
00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:41,534
Because if you're ever looking for a third, you know,

477
00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:45,390
and. And you're. You're available for that. Because we. We have

478
00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:48,702
that. Love that. Yes. We have that in our resume. We do

479
00:28:48,726 --> 00:28:53,182
that in our repertoire. Our repertoire, our resume,

480
00:28:53,326 --> 00:28:56,710
our lifestyle resume. Yes. I like that. You like that.

481
00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:59,862
Now, you know, I will say that out of all the threesomes, I'm down for

482
00:28:59,886 --> 00:29:03,446
them all, but my absolute favorite. And I don't.

483
00:29:03,478 --> 00:29:07,606
It's never happened, and I don't know if it will ever happen. Let's see.

484
00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:11,702
But it's the female. Male. Female. Which we were talking about earlier,

485
00:29:11,886 --> 00:29:15,382
but where both women are about me. Yes. I would

486
00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:18,022
Love that. I would love that. I wanted that for your birthday when you were

487
00:29:18,046 --> 00:29:21,290
younger. I do remember. And it fell through and I was so disappointed.

488
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,704
I. I might be able to set that up for you.

489
00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:28,016
Oh, my gosh. If you could, that would be incredible. I got you, boo boo.

490
00:29:28,048 --> 00:29:31,728
I got you. Because, you know, I am so used to being the pleaser.

491
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:35,600
I have never been the center focal point of the attention for

492
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,584
more than a couple minutes. Okay, so no bi situational women

493
00:29:39,672 --> 00:29:43,120
apply because I am definitely the situation that you

494
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,800
will become bi. So if any. If it

495
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,174
wants to be all about you, then it has to be a single

496
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:53,438
woman or a couple who.

497
00:29:53,494 --> 00:29:55,810
Let's. Who can play separately.

498
00:29:56,710 --> 00:30:00,270
That doesn't like females. Well, no, I don't mind if

499
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,662
there's some girl on girl, but I. I really need. I feel

500
00:30:03,686 --> 00:30:07,022
like that's a different question sometimes. It's. It. If you guys

501
00:30:07,086 --> 00:30:10,462
can keep it under your wraps like, you can. You can mix it in a

502
00:30:10,486 --> 00:30:13,950
little bit. I love to see it. But don't forget the primary.

503
00:30:14,110 --> 00:30:17,876
Our friend is very considerate. He. She always says, oh, well, let me make Adam

504
00:30:17,908 --> 00:30:21,732
come real fast. Yeah, yeah. So fine with

505
00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:24,772
that. And then once I'm done, I'm just sitting there watching you guys. Yeah.

506
00:30:24,836 --> 00:30:28,308
You know, I. I don't mind the girl and girl. I just want the

507
00:30:28,364 --> 00:30:32,132
primary objective to be me. I would love that. And I think that would

508
00:30:32,156 --> 00:30:36,084
be so incredible. I love that. I love watching you get pleased.

509
00:30:36,212 --> 00:30:39,092
Really? I love watching me get pleased. But, you know,

510
00:30:39,116 --> 00:30:42,500
I. I don't see it very often. Like, I get it from you,

511
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:46,270
obviously. You please me all the time. But like that specific

512
00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:49,502
threesome where there are two women and

513
00:30:49,526 --> 00:30:52,782
yeah, they make out every now and then. But, like, one's on one side

514
00:30:52,806 --> 00:30:55,982
of me, the other's on the other side of me. One's going down on me

515
00:30:56,006 --> 00:30:59,374
while the other one's making out with me. Yes. And vice versa.

516
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:02,798
Like, it's just non stop. Let's just get this.

517
00:31:02,854 --> 00:31:05,130
I would love that because this right here,

518
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:09,022
it is wonderful. Getting awfully handsy there.

519
00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:12,814
Okay, well, that tells me I need to end this broadcast

520
00:31:12,862 --> 00:31:15,740
so that we can get down for that. Guys,

521
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,448
if you have not had a threesome, you need to get with

522
00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:22,968
the program. And if you need to set one up, by all means,

523
00:31:23,024 --> 00:31:26,584
shoot us an email at beyond monogamy

524
00:31:26,632 --> 00:31:30,200
for you. Mail.com. that's beyond monogamy. Number four

525
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,912
letter, umail.com. tell us your threesome

526
00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:37,112
stories, y'all. We could get it. We love to read it,

527
00:31:37,216 --> 00:31:40,464
like in house letters. Ours aren't as spicy.

528
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:44,576
Oh, I got some. But, you know, we. We're hilarious people.

529
00:31:44,648 --> 00:31:47,872
We incorporate a lot of humor into it. We'd love to hear a

530
00:31:47,896 --> 00:31:51,296
hot story. Yeah. But anyhow, I appreciate

531
00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:54,880
you guys listening to us this week, and we are

532
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,544
looking forward to seeing you on the next week.

533
00:31:58,712 --> 00:32:00,700
You have a good one by.