QUICKIE: Animal Cockblocks & Bedroom Interruptions: A Pet Peeve QUICKIE

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[00:55] Adam: Hello, and welcome to Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam.

[00:58] Pris: And I'm Pris.

[01:00] Adam: And as you can see, if you are.

[01:03] If you're listening to us, then you probably have no idea, but we actually are recording.

[01:08] Videogrifying,

[01:10] if that's the word. We're videoing this podcast, and so this is the first time we're actually adding video to be seen on top of the audio podcast that we've always provided.

[01:23] Pris: Yay.

[01:24] Adam: Which is pretty cool. Yeah, we're moving.

[01:26] Pris: We're moving really good.

[01:27] Adam: You know, I. It took some doing.

[01:29] Pris: Yeah, I think we still need it. We have some little tweaking to do, but.

[01:32] Adam: Yeah, this is just. This is the first of many. You know, we're gonna be changing things around.

[01:37] Pris: High five, sir.

[01:38] Adam: Thank you. Thank you. So, you know, if you heard our last episode,

[01:43] obviously we interjected a guest,

[01:46] which is very cool,

[01:48] and that was one of many changes that we're doing along with. If you're watching this,

[01:53] that is also one of many changes that we're doing here.

[01:58] Pris: What?

[01:58] Adam: Yeah. Yeah.

[01:59] Pris: So I love changes.

[02:01] Adam: This is something that's happening. We are moving along. All right, so not every show will get videoed. As a matter of fact, I'm thinking primarily our Sunday episodes will get videoed.

[02:13] Yeah, primarily our quickie episodes, which we're doing today,

[02:17] will usually just be audio.

[02:20] Pris: Okay.

[02:21] Adam: So. But considering this is our first one, I said, what the hell? Let's do this.

[02:27] Pris: Let's try it out.

[02:28] Adam: Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, while I was. I was setting up everything,

[02:33] and it was a lot of fun, let me tell you.

[02:35] While I was at work, plugging everything in and setting things up and sitting here and sitting there and figuring things out.

[02:43] My. My dog.

[02:45] Beautiful, huh? Our large,

[02:48] large poodle, who thinks he's a lap dog, starts walking in and barreling in and just knocking the lights down and just knocking everything down. And he didn't mean to. No, he's just here.

[03:00] He's trying to.

[03:01] To get my attention. He wants me to throw his little ball so he can go run after it and never return it because that's what he does. He's the only dog that you can actually play fetch with.

[03:11] And it's very one sided.

[03:13] He'll get it and he'll never bring it back.

[03:15] Pris: And that's it.

[03:15] Adam: Yeah, you never get it back.

[03:17] It's so disappointing.

[03:18] So I saw Beau and I thought, you know,

[03:23] there's been so many times that we have been **** blocked by pets.

[03:31] And I said, what a, what a funny thing to discuss.

[03:34] And it's not something that's discussed very often.

[03:38] Pris: Yeah,

[03:38] no, we've, we've had our share of.

[03:41] If you have cats,

[03:43] like, I need to be fully warned because I have an allergy. I love kitty cats. I love them.

[03:50] Adam: Yeah, but she can only be around them for so long.

[03:53] Pris: Yeah,

[03:54] yeah.

[03:56] So we have a friend who has a cat, but I,

[03:59] but you need to tell them the story.

[04:01] When we went over to this friend's house and the dog loved you.

[04:07] Adam: Oh. Oh.

[04:09] Pris: So talk about cocktail.

[04:11] Adam: You know,

[04:12] I always thought the dog. You know, I felt like me and this dog, we were, we were on a good supportive level of each other. I didn't feel like we had any issues,

[04:21] but I never really, this was, this was the first couple we ever played with.

[04:26] Pris: Yeah.

[04:27] Adam: And when we were, you know, we were still kind of learning the ropes of the whole swinging thing. And we would play with them and we would go over to their house and they had this little dog,

[04:39] little puppy who seemed very friendly.

[04:42] Well,

[04:43] the dog did not like to see me having sex with the owner. The owner.

[04:50] Pris: The female owner.

[04:51] Adam: Because she sure, she sure did nip and bite at my legs.

[04:57] Pris: Yeah.

[04:58] Adam: While I was trying to do the owner doggy style. And, you know, there's nothing, I don't know, there's just nothing that freaks you out more.

[05:10] Pris: Yeah.

[05:11] Adam: If you're not expecting it.

[05:12] Pris: Yeah.

[05:13] Adam: And I'm sure somebody's got a kink about that. But I, I, I just, it freaked me out. You know, obviously I'm in mid stroke.

[05:20] Pris: And you're like, I think the dog just bit me.

[05:23] Adam: Oh. And, and just kept on. Just kept on, you know, and I just,

[05:27] I had to stop and I had to tell her and she,

[05:30] you know, she had to pick the dog up and send him out.

[05:35] Send her out the door.

[05:36] Pris: Yeah. So they also have cats.

[05:38] Adam: They also have cats.

[05:39] Pris: And I can, I'm okay there because they're very sweet. They'll, they'll move the cats. But we've been to houses where there's A lot of pet hair.

[05:48] Adam: Yeah.

[05:49] Pris: And that is one of my, not my pet peeves. Because we all, if we, if you have your pets, their hair is going to be everywhere.

[05:58] Adam: Right.

[05:58] Pris: Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm not, I don't care about that. That's not my, that's not my pet peeve. My pet peeve is your pet peeve about pets is when we're gonna have sex on your bed and there's fur on your bed.

[06:11] Adam: Yeah.

[06:11] Pris: Like, I don't care. I don't care if it's on your clothes, I don't care if it's on the floor, but if it's on the blanket I'm about to lay on,

[06:21] so many things go through my head,

[06:24] it's not even funny.

[06:25] Adam: Yeah.

[06:25] Pris: Like, what if you have a piece of fur on your hand and you're fingering me? I'm gonna get an allergic reaction.

[06:31] Adam: Wow.

[06:32] Pris: What if you nuzzle to your little kitty cat and then you come and kiss me? I'm gonna get an allergic reaction.

[06:37] Adam: Yeah. Yeah. So you're, you're especially very, very super sensitive to that.

[06:41] Pris: So that right there is my like.

[06:44] Adam: And you know, we have the condom conversation before we even have the animal conversation.

[06:51] Pris: Yeah.

[06:51] Adam: So you know, do you mean we.

[06:52] Pris: Have the pet conversation before we have the condom conversation? No, we have the condom conversation first.

[06:58] Adam: Yeah. Because. And that just tells you on the list of priorities. Because we used to really be uncomfortable when, when we were early on having the condom conversation.

[07:08] Pris: Because I was allergic to those.

[07:09] Adam: Because you had allergies. And I always felt like it was very, I don't know, over. Complicated.

[07:14] Pris: Yeah.

[07:14] Adam: And I never knew how to have that conversation because I'd be like, okay, are we doing it with condoms? Because it's though. What kind of condoms do y' all have?

[07:23] Cuz she's allergic to latex, we think.

[07:26] But she might not be allergic to latex. She might be allergic to the spermicide.

[07:31] Pris: Yeah.

[07:32] Adam: So then it's a hit or miss. I don't know. She could just be allergic to whomever. I don't know.

[07:37] Pris: So we like lamb skin.

[07:39] Adam: Yeah. So that. So that used to really kind of stress me out.

[07:44] Pris: Really?

[07:44] Adam: Yeah. Just to know that I had to have that conversation.

[07:47] And so to have that conversation was a lot easier than saying,

[07:52] oh, by the way, do y' all have pets? Because almost everybody does.

[07:56] Yeah, almost everybody that can host has pets.

[08:01] Pris: Yeah.

[08:02] Adam: And so it's normally seen early on. They, they'll have dogs and they'll have to put them away yeah. Or they'll have cats that will literally be kind of like in the room.

[08:14] In the room, sitting on the bed, just kind of judging you.

[08:17] Pris: And it's like, are you gonna. Are you gonna move your cat?

[08:20] And I hate to say that. Right. Like, to people.

[08:23] Are you gonna get your cat out of the room? Because they might get offended. But I know it's like their kid.

[08:28] Adam: Yeah.

[08:28] Pris: And if it's their kid, you don't want to be.

[08:31] Adam: Yeah. I mean, but at the same time, you still don't want the kid there either. You know what I'm saying?

[08:35] Pris: That's what I'm saying.

[08:35] Adam: Like, get that out of there. You know?

[08:37] Pris: It's like. No, but. But yeah, it's a. Our dog. Our dog does not like anybody.

[08:45] Adam: No. Well, our dog is a pandemic puppy.

[08:48] Pris: So initially, like. So we bo. Barks at everybody.

[08:52] Adam: Yeah.

[08:53] Pris: You can come in for anything. And he's barking at. He's not a growler. He's a barker. And he's a very loud barker.

[09:03] Adam: Yeah. It's this loud, booming bark.

[09:07] And you know, it didn't. He's always had it, even when he was a puppy,

[09:11] but I don't know, he just always had this huge bark. And he's afraid of everybody. Everybody, Anybody and everybody that could come through the door. Even if he's seen them a thousand times,

[09:23] he is afraid of them and will bark, bark, bark.

[09:27] Pris: And if you're on the couch and he's around, he. He's gonna jump on the couch as if he's one of those tiny little chihuahuas that can just jump. And then he's jumping on our guests,

[09:40] and it's like, I'm sorry.

[09:42] Adam: And he thinks that he's very little. He's a very huge poodle, and he's very heavy, and he can step on your foot with his paw. And he's so heavy, he'll hurt your foot.

[09:52] Pris: Yeah.

[09:53] Adam: And he gets scared. And he just jumps onto the back of. Of you when you're sitting on the couch.

[09:58] Pris: Yeah.

[09:59] Adam: And he's so weighty.

[10:01] Pris: He is.

[10:02] Adam: And the funny thing about it is. Okay, so it's difficult having regular guests, but we've always kind of dirty talked the scenario of sneaking someone in at night.

[10:13] Pris: Yeah.

[10:14] Adam: And banging it out, you know?

[10:17] Or like, if we have an empty house,

[10:19] like, I wake up to her getting ****** next to me in the bed. Cause she snuck someone in all very hot scenarios.

[10:28] Pris: Beau will wake you up.

[10:29] Adam: Never, ever happen. No, he is, because of our dog.

[10:33] Pris: He's special.

[10:34] Adam: He is. He's a. He's a one of a kind.

[10:37] And. And you know, that's, that's really the. The hard part about it is you never realize just how often sometimes an animal or a pet can **** block you in situations because it's happened.

[10:51] It really has happened.

[10:54] Being allergic to animals and somebody having animals. What do you do there?

[11:00] I wonder what people do, like severe allergies. What do you do?

[11:04] You know, there's so many people that have animals.

[11:07] Pris: I can only take it for so long because then after a while, after, like, at least, I don't know, let's say like four hours,

[11:14] I'm already like scratching my nose and I'm already like. I could feel that inner itch in my throat.

[11:19] Adam: Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. Really?

[11:21] Pris: Yeah. Or I'm like scratching my ears because I can just feel it.

[11:25] And I'm pretty sure that I increased that anxiety because I'm thinking, oh my God, there's fur.

[11:31] I think I swallowed some.

[11:34] Adam: You've said that before.

[11:34] Pris: I touched it. You said that before.

[11:37] Adam: We've left.

[11:38] Pris: I'm so sensitive. Like,

[11:40] if. I know Adam is playing with the dog. Our dog. And our dog is super clean.

[11:45] Oh my gosh. Your hands, like he's, you know, like, you can't.

[11:49] Adam: And our dog is a hypoallergenic dog still. So it's more like hair than fur.

[11:55] And. Yeah, still kind of the dander. Still doesn't do it, huh? Yeah,

[12:00] well, yeah. And you know, can you imagine if.

[12:02] Pris: Someone had a parrot like in their room?

[12:04] Adam: I was, I was just gonna say I've. I've actually heard a story before or I've read it. I belong to an anonymous group and it's just people who post anonymous things.

[12:16] And there was this guy who had a story about how he went to. It was a one night stand situation.

[12:24] He met this girl at a bar. She was very attractive.

[12:27] You know, they started dancing. Before you know it, they started kissing. And they were neck and in the car and he was gonna drop her off at home.

[12:35] She needed a ride.

[12:37] She invited him in.

[12:39] She said, I have my apartment. It's just me. You know, I don't have a roommate. You want to come in?

[12:43] Yeah.

[12:44] So he goes in and as soon as he walks in, this huge parrot comes swooping down almost in a, like an attacking motion.

[12:55] No, to. To land on his head. It freaked him out and she kind of calmed him down. She said,

[13:01] it's just my parrot, Robert.

[13:04] And she named her parrot Robert.

[13:07] Pris: My. My grammy, my granny had a parrot. Named Robert.

[13:09] Adam: I had. I had an uncle who had a Rob and Rosita, but I didn't know that parrot's name. It was just the devil.

[13:17] So this guy almost gets attacked by this parrot. She introduces the parrot as Robert. That's her pet.

[13:24] And so the rest of the night, they. They sat on the couch,

[13:28] and they would make out, and this bird would just fly from corners to. Of the room in whatever room that they were at.

[13:36] Pris: No.

[13:37] Adam: So then she says, you want to take this to the room, to the bedroom? And of course, he wants to get away from the bird because the bird's freaking him out, and he would like some intimate time with her.

[13:46] And it feels like the bird is causing an issue.

[13:49] So they go to the room,

[13:51] but she doesn't close the door all the way.

[13:54] Pris: She keeps it cracked for Robert.

[13:56] Adam: Yeah, she keeps it cracked.

[13:57] Pris: Okay.

[13:58] Adam: And so they're in the room. The lights are off. There's still. There's, like, this beam of light coming in from the kitchen or whatnot.

[14:07] And that's enough to kind of light up the room to where that he can see he's making out with her. It's getting hot. It's heavy.

[14:13] The clothes are leaving. You know, no more clothes.

[14:19] Pris: No more. The closers are leaving.

[14:21] Adam: Clothes are gone, and they're making out. And he starts getting, you know.

[14:28] Pris: Yeah.

[14:28] Adam: He's sliding in. You know, he's doing the sexual thing.

[14:32] Pris: Okay.

[14:32] Adam: And he notices that the.

[14:35] The light coming from the kitchen is getting larger and larger,

[14:39] and it stops at a certain point. The door doesn't open up all the way.

[14:43] Pris: Okay.

[14:44] Adam: And all of a sudden, he hears, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap. And this bird landed on his back FL full wing spread and is doing that number. And squawking freaks him out.

[14:56] And he kind of, like,

[14:58] throws the bird kind of away in a defensive motion.

[15:02] Pris: Yeah.

[15:02] Adam: And this girl gets very upset,

[15:06] starts screaming and hitting him,

[15:08] saying,

[15:09] you're hurting Robert.

[15:11] And he just says, **** it. He grabs his clothes, and he runs out of there half naked.

[15:17] Pris: Yeah.

[15:18] Adam: And I thought that was an interesting story.

[15:20] Pris: That's a great story. It's like. Like, come along, Polly. Yeah, well, spirit.

[15:25] Adam: Along came Polly. Yeah.

[15:26] Pris: Yeah, well, you know, come along along. It's all the same.

[15:29] Adam: You just never know. I mean, you always hear. I. I mean, what we've dealt with is a lot of dogs and cats.

[15:35] Pris: Yeah.

[15:36] Adam: I think someone may have had a chicken, but it wasn't inside at that time. But we've never dealt with anything. Did you.

[15:43] Pris: I just think, like, I lost him. I Lost Sam for six weeks.

[15:48] Adam: Really?

[15:48] Pris: And he finally came down the chimney. But can you imagine, like, you're with somebody and, oh, there's a snake especially.

[15:55] Adam: You know, there's a lot of people that fear reptiles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[16:00] Pris: I like them now.

[16:01] Adam: You know, I mean,

[16:03] I. I kind of wonder because I've never thought about animals and how it. It pertains to sex. Until you and I,

[16:14] we had a dog named Diego very long time ago. Remember Diego the devil dog?

[16:20] I love Diego. Diego was so sweet.

[16:23] Pris: He was a devil dog.

[16:24] Adam: He loved me.

[16:25] Pris: Yeah, he did.

[16:25] Adam: He's very protective of me.

[16:27] Pris: Yeah.

[16:28] Adam: And he didn't realize that sex between us was not you hurting me.

[16:33] Pris: Yeah.

[16:34] Adam: Because he would really try and knock down that door.

[16:38] Pris: Yeah. And this was a massive German shepherd.

[16:40] Adam: This thing, this, this animal was a German shepherd. Mixed talk about a Bernese mountain dog.

[16:47] Huge,

[16:48] huge dog.

[16:49] Huge neck, huge fur.

[16:52] The dog had to have been like £120, £130, something like that.

[16:58] Just full force muscle and lots of dog hair.

[17:03] Pris: We had it everywhere for years.

[17:05] Adam: Yeah. Yeah, we did.

[17:07] Pris: Yeah. It was like stuck to the inside of that room with the brick.

[17:10] Adam: Yeah.

[17:10] Pris: Oh, my God.

[17:11] Adam: It was gross. And you know, this dog was a very sweet dog. Latched onto me very quickly. Did not like me and did not like you.

[17:19] Pris: No.

[17:20] Adam: And the first time that we had sex, Diego was in the room, like on the floor.

[17:27] Pris: Yeah.

[17:28] Adam: And was going nuts when we were having sex.

[17:33] So I had to stop and put him outside of the room and I closed the door and he started trying to bang down the door.

[17:41] Pris: Yeah, he was.

[17:43] Adam: And I was really afraid he was going to break the door.

[17:46] And so we had to.

[17:48] We had to make a whole room for him to go to that had a metal door that we would close to make sure that he didn't come through to attack you when we were having sex.

[18:00] Because we had sex so often.

[18:01] Pris: Yeah.

[18:02] Adam: And it was like, this is gonna, this is gonna be bad.

[18:04] Pris: Yeah. Horrible dog.

[18:06] Adam: Yeah. Well, luckily, yeah, he was a good dog, but he just, he wasn't for us.

[18:10] Pris: Yeah. He went to a really good family.

[18:12] Adam: Yeah. That had a lot of. A lot of room for him to run around. And that's not a euphemism for death. Like, he actually went to a farm where there's lots of room for him to run around and chase chickens and things.

[18:22] Pris: Yeah. That's nice.

[18:23] Adam: Yeah. So. But that was the first time that I had really ever had an issue with an animal causing issues with my sex life.

[18:33] I didn't care for it. No, I didn't care for it.

[18:35] Pris: No.

[18:36] Adam: Now whenever there's somebody that we're interested in,

[18:40] I'm always bummed when we go to their place to play for the first time and I see animals because then I'm like, oh, is she going to get allergic?

[18:50] Pris: You don't even think.

[18:51] Adam: I do, actually. That's one of the things I think about.

[18:53] Pris: That's so sweet.

[18:54] Adam: You're my other half. I have to think of this. It's true, it's true. I think of it all the time. You are my favorite half.

[19:03] Pris: Oh, that's nice.

[19:05] Adam: You are the other half. It's either you're the favorite or I'm the favorite, but either way.

[19:10] Pris: Yeah. No, it's.

[19:11] I.

[19:12] It is hard when we go somewhere and they have dogs and you have an allergy, but I'm sure a lot of people deal with that.

[19:18] Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the only person.

[19:20] Adam: Well, and you know,

[19:22] there are some people who are very hygienic about it when they have animals.

[19:27] There is a couple that we've played with and they have two very high furred dogs. Beautiful dogs.

[19:34] Pris: Yeah.

[19:35] Adam: But the fur is never an issue because they brush these dogs so well so often, so often that there's never any fur around.

[19:43] And it's. It's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah.

[19:45] Pris: And they're. It's white fur.

[19:47] Adam: Yeah.

[19:47] Pris: Like they. And they're beautiful. But yeah, they. You may, if you keep up with your animal, it won't shed so much.

[19:53] Adam: So. Yeah, yeah, that's what. And so that's what they say.

[19:56] There are some people that,

[19:58] I mean, you see them out and they have a layer,

[20:02] just layers of fur on them and it's like, o.

[20:06] I need to get you a lint roller.

[20:08] Pris: Yes.

[20:08] Adam: You, you know, just take that down a little bit.

[20:11] Pris: Yes.

[20:12] Adam: You know.

[20:13] Pris: Yeah. No, it's just, it's when it's on the bed, like when the dogs or animals are on the bed, it's. That's my thing. It's like, take them out.

[20:20] Adam: Wow.

[20:21] Pris: Take them out.

[20:22] Adam: And so is there. Has there ever been a, a weird situation with an animal that you've run into at all?

[20:30] Pris: No, just the dog. I was there when the dog bit you.

[20:34] Adam: That was weird.

[20:34] Pris: And then of course the cats, because that cat would always jump on the bed too.

[20:37] Adam: And I was like, I literally just sit there at the.

[20:39] Pris: I'd be like, girl dog, get your. Get your out.

[20:44] Adam: The one that moves on its own.

[20:45] Pris: The one that moves on its own. Yeah, the one that purrs.

[20:48] Adam: The one that. Well, I don't know. They both purr.

[20:53] Pris: It's like. Yeah, that's the only thing when it's. When it's a cat. For me, it's. It's the worst. I could deal with dogs.

[20:59] Adam: Yeah.

[20:59] Pris: It's the cats. I don't like when dogs jump on me, especially I'm usually wearing something short.

[21:04] Adam: Yes, this is true.

[21:05] Pris: And then I get scratched or something.

[21:08] Adam: So this. I. I watch a lot of amateur ****.

[21:12] Amateur is my favorite ****.

[21:14] And it's a lot of threesome amateurs. It's a lot of gang bang amateurs. All these different.

[21:20] All of these different videos and only fans.

[21:24] And I'll see these different videos.

[21:27] And you'll see them really? Like, they'll be going at it. They'll be having sex, and you just see this dog walking around.

[21:34] And I'm thinking.

[21:35] You didn't think to put your dog away before you decided to film ****.

[21:39] Pris: Some people don't.

[21:40] Adam: What are you doing with your dog out? I mean, put your dog away. You know what I mean? Put your dog away.

[21:49] Pris: Maybe there'll be a dog lover and be like, oh, what kind of dog is that? And boom.

[21:53] Adam: I mean, for me, if you're gonna set up the camcorder. The camcorder. Let me show my age. If you're gonna set up a camera.

[21:59] Pris: Yeah.

[22:00] Adam: On a tripod.

[22:01] Pris: Yeah. So.

[22:01] Adam: So that you can film yourself having sex with two other people.

[22:06] You have the fortitude to put your dog in another room.

[22:10] It's not even so much that you're doing the act in front of the dog. That is what it is. Yeah, but you're filming ****, man. Come on. I understand it's amateur ****, but you don't have to throw your dog out there just to show that it's actual amateur ****.

[22:22] Like, we get it. We see the lighting sucks, you know?

[22:26] Like, we know it's amateur ****.

[22:28] Pris: Yeah, I don't know. No, you're. You're right. You're right.

[22:31] Adam: Yeah.

[22:31] Pris: I mean, just a little bit of a scoochy. Scoochy.

[22:34] Adam: Yeah. You know, I mean, I understand that the.

[22:37] Pris: Put them outside.

[22:37] Adam: The animal lives there too. It's their house. But yeah, maybe send them to their room.

[22:42] Pris: Send them to the bathroom.

[22:43] Adam: Send them to another little treat. That's right.

[22:45] Pris: Give them a little piece of bacon.

[22:47] Adam: Let them enjoy a little solitude time. Yeah. Little spa. Give them a little bone so you can get a little bone.

[22:53] Pris: There you go. Not a little one.

[22:55] Adam: Oh, it's the motion in the ocean.

[22:58] Pris: All right.

[22:59] Adam: Size of the boat don't matter.

[23:01] Pris: Okay.

[23:01] Adam: Size of the boat does not matter.

[23:03] Pris: Okay.

[23:04] Adam: That's what I say. And that's my story.

[23:06] Pris: I'm sticking to it, so.

[23:09] Adam: Well, this was a good show. You know, before we go there, there is. There was something that has switched up lately.

[23:14] Pris: Okay.

[23:15] Adam: We recently spent some time over the weekend in Chicago and there was a lot of revelations.

[23:24] We were talking about. We have some great conversations when we travel.

[23:27] And one of the main conversations that we had was we only recently have realized that we have a girlfriend.

[23:37] It's only recently come to our attention that we have a girlfriend.

[23:41] And this is something that, for those of you who have listened to past episodes know,

[23:46] we are not poly. We don't label in that way.

[23:50] There's a lot of bad blood from our time there.

[23:54] And so for.

[23:57] For us to both sit back and recognize that we have a girlfriend is kind of a big deal.

[24:03] Not so much for me,

[24:05] but for her.

[24:07] Because I don't like everybody. She doesn't like everybody.

[24:10] Pris: I don't like to share my husband with everybody. Sexually, that's fine. But intimate. Intimate, I guess more relationship based.

[24:20] Adam: Yeah.

[24:20] Pris: Do not like to do that. I don't. I'm. I'm very protective of him. I'm very territorial of him.

[24:27] But let me tell you,

[24:28] this dude right here, he won the lottery because homegirl.

[24:34] Adam: Yeah.

[24:35] Pris: Has the same qualities and likes that I have.

[24:40] Adam: She's you, so she's essentially you.

[24:43] Pris: She's very. It's very relatable. She. She makes. She made it very easy. Very friendly, very respectful. Everything.

[24:54] Adam: Yeah. Yeah. And it's. And it's equal, too, you know, it's very equal. She has a bond with you as well as she has with me, and she has it with both of us equally.

[25:02] Pris: Yeah.

[25:03] Adam: Which is cool.

[25:04] So we. We recently had that revelation that. That we do have a. A girlfriend.

[25:11] And over the weekend,

[25:14] as we were talking about that,

[25:17] you threw out something that was a very big curveball for me.

[25:21] Pris: Oh.

[25:22] Adam: So you. So if I'm kind of paraphrasing, but you essentially said, so you have this girlfriend. We have this girlfriend.

[25:30] Pris: Yes.

[25:31] Adam: But you do connect with her very well.

[25:34] Pris: So. And I. And I didn't mean, like, to phrase it like that. She connects with both of us,

[25:40] but she's more comfortable,

[25:44] I think,

[25:46] and not. That could be incorrect. And I'll probably ask her about it. More apt to kind of.

[25:54] With you. You're. I guess you're more romantically with her more than I am. I'm more of like Best friendy I get, I guess. I mean, we're still.

[26:04] Adam: I feel like the affection level is different.

[26:06] Pris: It is very different. And I have no offense to that, like, at all. It. When I want to hold her hand, I hold her hand. When I want to give her a kiss, I give her a kiss.

[26:15] It's nothing like that. Like, she doesn't, like, refrain from it.

[26:18] Adam: Right.

[26:18] Pris: It's just you're a very affectionate person.

[26:22] Adam: Yeah.

[26:23] Pris: And I'm not affectionate to everybody. Like, I have to really like you for that to happen. So, anyway, we were talking,

[26:31] and I was like,

[26:33] I.

[26:34] I think I might find somebody to date. And it's not like I'm gonna look. There's just a lot of people that have asked me to go out on dates, and I say near.

[26:44] Adam: So you've always been closed off to going out with somebody or going out on a date.

[26:49] Pris: Yeah.

[26:50] Adam: Because of whatever it might represent to you.

[26:53] Pris: Yes.

[26:54] Adam: But I guess you're opening up to.

[26:57] Pris: I am, but I have some stipulations.

[26:59] Adam: Okay.

[26:59] Pris: Right. So, like, there's no traveling.

[27:02] Adam: No traveling.

[27:03] Pris: Because there's a lot of people that are out of state, which is ideal for me because I'm busy and I'm, you know, great. You have your own life.

[27:09] Adam: Right.

[27:10] Pris: But if I am taken out of town,

[27:13] the person, whether it be male or female, has to take care of my husband,

[27:17] my girlfriend, because they're coming with me.

[27:20] And.

[27:21] And you have to be able to pay for my time away from my home,

[27:24] because if I have to take off a day during the week to go and be with you, then you're gonna have to pay some bills.

[27:30] Adam: Dang.

[27:31] Pris: So a lot of stipulations.

[27:33] Adam: There's a lot. I think.

[27:34] Pris: So it is doable because I've done it before.

[27:37] Yeah, no, you have, and it wasn't like that. But I've done it before where I was dating somebody and she was like, yeah, here. Yeah, here.

[27:44] Adam: Yeah. You know, I mean, it's. It's one of those things. It's. Sometimes it works for people, sometimes it doesn't.

[27:50] Pris: But, yeah, we.

[27:51] Adam: So I thought that was kind of interesting that you're opening yourself up to.

[27:54] Pris: Going out and they can't have cats.

[27:57] Adam: They can't have cats.

[27:58] Pris: Yeah.

[27:59] Adam: The big stipulation. I hope you guys are taking notes out there.

[28:03] Pris: There you go.

[28:04] Adam: But, yeah, so I just thought that was very interesting. It is an interesting development. It's very, very big change for us.

[28:10] Pris: Yeah.

[28:10] Adam: And so I like our girlfriend. I think she's very nice. This. This Change in dynamic. I think we're going to be seeing some real interesting days ahead of us.

[28:21] Speaking of which, if you haven't heard,

[28:25] we are going to be heading down to Port Aransas this coming weekend.

[28:30] One of the groups that we belong to is having a Port Aransas beach takeover where they basically take over a stretch of beach,

[28:41] set up tents. Everybody shows up, they bring their canopies and tents, and it's essentially miles of swingers.

[28:49] The community.

[28:50] Pris: The community is all there.

[28:52] Adam: Yeah, they're all there and they're all having a good time.

[28:56] Lots of music, lots of fun games.

[28:58] Everybody has Airbnbs or they have RVs that they have that they're staying in and people come and go to go have sex or to go cook and barbecue or whatever,

[29:14] and it's just one big party that lasts all weekend long.

[29:18] We'll be heading out there Thursday night and we'll be staying till Monday,

[29:23] and that's going to be coming up this weekend.

[29:25] With that,

[29:27] as you can see, with one of these changes that we are video recording,

[29:32] we are going to be out there. We're going to be doing a few shows out there. We're going to be taking on a few guests.

[29:39] Pris: Yeah. We're going to be doing some reels and some little short videos. Some short, little Q&As.

[29:44] Adam: Exactly. We're going to be doing a lot of stuff there.

[29:46] Pris: Whoever wants to be filmed. Who's ever is okay with that?

[29:49] Adam: Yeah, yeah. With that, though, we may possibly be taking a week or two off just so that we can recollect and maybe edit all the different shows that we're going to have collected after this weekend.

[30:02] Pris: Yeah.

[30:03] Adam: And. And prepare for those drops. But if you follow us on any of our social medias,

[30:09] then you will be knowledgeable as to when the next episode is dropping.

[30:14] Pris: Yeah.

[30:15] Adam: If you don't follow us on social media, go to www.beyond-monogamy.com and you can not only find all of our podcast audio as well as video,

[30:28] but you can find a link to all of our social media.

[30:33] You can follow us on each and every one of them.

[30:35] We have Facebook, Instagram,

[30:38] we have TikTok. We have YouTube.

[30:41] We. We really have the gamut.

[30:44] Pris: We have everything.

[30:45] Adam: We have it all. That's right. That's right. And we have a. We have a Reddit.

[30:52] Pris: Yeah.

[30:52] Adam: As well as an OnlyFans.

[30:54] Pris: Yeah.

[30:54] Adam: And so there's ways that you can actually link up with us one way or another.

[30:59] If you have an interest in being a guest, you can also find a spot for that on our website there. Just fill out the form and something that we can discuss later on.

[31:09] But yeah, you know, everything you need is on that website at www.beyond-monogamy.com.

[31:17] so go out there, check it out, share it with your friends.

[31:20] Feel free to leave us a voicemail if you want to share something on the show. We will absolutely do that.

[31:26] Pris: Yes.

[31:27] Adam: But with that,

[31:28] thank you so much for joining us.

[31:30] Thank you for listening to our content. Thank you for watching our content.

[31:36] And we look forward to providing you a lot more entertainment as the weeks come forward,

[31:42] as the months and the years go forward.

[31:44] Thanks for letting us into your homes, into your cars,

[31:48] and we'll see you next week.

[31:51] Pris: Bye.

[32:00] Adam: Sam SA.