Oh You’re the Moral Authority Now?

Let’s talk about judgment.

Not the cute kind. Not the “hmm I don’t like those shoes” kind.

I’m talking about the full-blown, preachy, keyboard-warrior, “I could NEVER do that” kind.

Because apparently… the internet still has a lot of opinions about how we should be living our lives.

“That’s Not Real Love.”

Ah yes. The classic.

If I had a dollar for every time someone told us ethical non-monogamy “never ends well,” I could fund our next hotel takeover.

Here’s what’s wild — most of the people saying it have never lived it.

They’ve never had the conversations. They’ve never done the work. They’ve never navigated jealousy with honesty instead of secrecy.

But somehow… they’re experts.

When We Came Out

When we came out as poly (and when Pris came out as bisexual), we lost people.

Friends. Family. People who suddenly decided our love had an expiration date.

And the crazy part?

Those same circles were full of cheating, secrecy, and quiet unhappiness.

But because it was monogamous on paper? It was “acceptable.”

Make that make sense.

The Superior Brand of Love?

Some people treat monogamy like it’s the luxury brand of relationships.

If you’re not monogamous, you’re “less than.”

Less committed. Less serious. Less moral.

Meanwhile we’re over here:

• Raising our kids
• Prioritizing our marriage
• Communicating more than most couples we know
• And actually choosing each other daily

But yeah… we’re the reckless ones.

Judgment Is Usually Projection

Here’s something we’ve learned after 14 years in this world:

Judgment rarely has anything to do with you.

It has everything to do with what your life triggers in them.

It challenges what they were raised to believe. It pokes at insecurities. It forces them to ask questions they’d rather avoid.

And instead of sitting with that discomfort?

They project it onto you.

How To Handle It

You’ve got options.

Ignore it. Laugh at it. Flip it back on them.

One of my favorites at work?

“Why are we discussing my sex life right now?”

Watch how fast the room gets quiet.

Because the truth is — it’s not inappropriate for us to live our lives.

It’s inappropriate for strangers to think they own them.

You’ll Be Judged Either Way

Here’s the part people need to hear:

You can live your life EXACTLY how someone thinks you should…

And they will still find something wrong with you.

Too independent. Too ambitious. Too sexual. Not sexual enough.

You literally cannot win.

So stop trying.

Live your life.

Eat the bacon cheeseburger. Book the trip. Have the hard conversations. Choose your relationship structure intentionally.

Because YOLO isn’t just a meme — it’s math.

To The Newbies

If you’re new to ethical non-monogamy and scared of being judged — we see you.

Yes, it happens.

But it also filters out the people who were never meant to stay.

And what’s left?

Community. Honesty. Real connection.

That’s worth it.

Want more?

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And remember — nobody outside your relationship gets to define it.

Not the internet. Not your coworker. Not your cousin with opinions.

Just you and the person inside it.