🐾 Swinger Pets & Animal Cockblocks: The Episode You Didn’t Know You Needed

🐾 Swinger Pets & Animal Cockblocks: The Episode You Didn’t Know You Needed

Episode: QUICKIE – Swinger Pets & Animal Cockblocks
Hosts: Adam & Pris
Listen at: www.beyond-monogamy.com

Because Nothing Kills the Mood Like Your Dog Locking Eyes With You Mid-Thrust

You dim the lights. You’ve got the music playing. The toys are out. You and your partner—or your guests—are finally ready to make some adult memories...

...and then BAM! The dog starts barking like the mailman’s at the door. The cat launches itself onto the bed like it’s auditioning for “Mission: Impossible.” The parrot starts repeating something it shouldn’t have heard in the first place. 🦜

Welcome to the reality of being a pet-owning swinger.

In this week’s QUICKIE episode of Beyond Monogamy with Adam & Pris, we’re getting very real about what it’s like to explore a spicy, open lifestyle… while living with animals who just do not care about your sex life.

🎙️ What Even Is This Episode?

“Swinger Pets – Animal Cockblocks” is our ode to the chaotic comedy of trying to get down and dirty while being pet parents. Inspired by our own mishaps (and the hilarious listener stories you sent us), this episode dives into the awkward, absurd, and surprisingly relatable world of sex-positive living... interrupted by a curious tail or a judgmental bark.

🐶 Highlights from the Episode:

  • The unofficial lifestyle mood killers: pets with timing issues

  • Why cats always seem personally offended by sex

  • Listener stories: the dog who tried to join in and the parrot who repeated a moan

  • Swinger workarounds for furry distractions (spoiler: not always successful)

  • The relatable chaos of being a non-monogamous pet parent

💡 Why This Episode Matters

At Beyond Monogamy, we love diving into the big topics—trust, connection, emotional safety. But sometimes the most honest thing we can do is laugh at the everyday reality of trying to be sexy while your dog won’t stop pawing at the door.

This episode is funny, raw, and very real. Because let’s face it: lifestyle couples don’t just deal with relationship dynamics… we deal with barking, meowing, scratching, and judgmental animal stares.

🎧 Listen Now:

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🐾 Got a Pet Story That Ruined the Mood?

We know you do.

Did your cat bring a toy to bed at the worst possible time? Did your dog start barking at a guest in the middle of a swap?

We want to hear your stories!
Leave us a voicemail or message through our site, and you just might be featured in a future QUICKIE.

👉 Submit your story at: www.beyond-monogamy.com/contact

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🔥 TL;DR

Swingers have pets. Pets don’t care. Sex gets interrupted.
Hilarity (and awkward eye contact) ensues.

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