Live from the Hotel Takeover: Etiquette, Chaos & Keeping Your Relationship First

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Alright y'all, before we
dive in, a quick heads up.

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This show is raw, real, and
definitely not rated pg.

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We're talking about adult themes, sexual
content, and the kind of stuff you

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probably don't want blasting through your
speakers at work or around your kits.

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So grab some headphones, pour your
drink of choice and get comfy.

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Oh, and just so we're clear, we are not
licensed therapists, counselors, or sex.

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Couches.

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Sex coaches.

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Sex coaches,

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not sex couches

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or just a couple of people sharing our
lives, experiences and sexy adventures.

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An ethical non-monogamy.

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So with that, pull up a
chair and enjoy the show.

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And.

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Hello, and welcome to another
episode of Beyond Monogamy.

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I'm Adam.

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And I'm Pris.

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And today we are doing something
very different for our listeners

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who are checking out the show from.

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All the platforms that we've list from.

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Yeah, we are actually live
from the Texas Desires Hotel

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Takeover here in San Antonio.

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Very excited to be here.

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Very excited to have all
you people here as well.

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Awesome.

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That's right.

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Uh, we actually did this in December
and the people that are watching from

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home are listening from their devices.

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You didn't get to hear it.

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Because it didn't record.

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It didn't record.

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Kind of sucks.

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That's okay,

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but that's okay.

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It stayed in our memory.

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That's right.

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You're living with us now.

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Yes.

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And so what we're doing here today,
obviously the people that are here, you

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guys know what we're doing here as far
as the takeover, but there's a lot of

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people out there that don't know about
takeovers, how it works, what it's like.

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I'm curious, are you guys
having a good time so far?

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Yeah.

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That's awesome.

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That's awesome.

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We are too.

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These group of people
always have a good time.

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I know you guys, y'all could have
fun at a Martha Stewart convention.

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Yeah.

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Uh, sounds fun.

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Oh, to be fair, Martha, Martha
Stewart's pretty fucking cool.

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She smokes up, she smoking bowl.

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She smokes up with Snoop.

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Do.

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So I would, I would hang out with her too.

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Plus she's pretty fucking hot for, uh,

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you think so?

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Oh dude.

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You think Martha Stewart's hot?

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I would tag the fuck out her.

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I

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mean, I guess

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I would Martha the hell
out of her steward.

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You have no idea.

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While she's rearranging your

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closet.

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Oh my God.

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Are you kidding?

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That's a special turn on

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she making at dinner.

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The way she talks in it.

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I'm not gonna lie, I rub one
out to her show a couple times.

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Oh my God.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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Like that was, sweet stuff.

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She rubs

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it out to anything.

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the food network, I mean.

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Goodness gracious man.

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I was never a Rachel Ray girl.

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I was giata all the way.

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Giata.

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You such a

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big head.

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Oh my gosh.

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I didn't like giata.

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I have a thing for women
with big noses apparent.

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That's something that, uh,
she says that I have something

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for big, for, for big noses.

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I find big noses very attractive.

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You do.

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That's right.

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I like a,

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you know, some women like big
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They're lesbians.

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They want the big nose because it rubs

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on the clit.

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I got told that

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it's

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a, it's an extra sex toy.

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I got told that by a lesbian.

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I was like, oh

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yeah.

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Was that the Gold Star?

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No.

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Somebody, way before it
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It was somebody way before I
decided I was gonna come out.

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So yeah.

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What is a gold star lesbian, by the way?

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Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian
who has never been with a man.

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Ever.

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Yeah.

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My second girlfriend.

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My first girlfriend, yeah.

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I, I, I,

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I

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broke that one.

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She was too boyish for me.

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I broke that one.

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I like feminine women, not Yeah,

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that's right.

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I wanna be the tomboy in
the relationship focus.

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I'm sorry.

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So today we're covering two things.

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First, the hotel takeover etiquette, you
know, the unspoken rules, the stuff that

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nobody puts in the pamphlet, you know?

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Um.

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Then also we're gonna talk about
something that I think gets

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overlooked a lot at events.

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Mm-hmm.

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Uh, which is how to make sure your
relationship stays the priority.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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At, at these kinds of events.

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Yes.

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'cause it's, it's, it's
easy to, uh, you know,

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go overboard.

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It's a little bit more flowing, um, at an
event like this than it is at the club.

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I think, like, I think when you're
here, it's a little bit more.

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Oh, you know, whatever,
whatever, whatever.

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And at the club it's like, it's
so close quarters that not a lot

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of people play and it's just,

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well, you know, you also gotta
consider the length of time, uh,

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because when you go to the club,
you're not gonna be there for days.

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You're gonna be there
for a matter of hours.

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Oh, that's true.

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And you gotta fit in a lot,
in a small amount of time.

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And a lot of people like to.

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To drink or partake in whatever,
to let their anxieties chill.

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And then they get to know each other.

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And it, when you're doing all of that in
a small amount of time, well, you're gonna

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have to speed it up a little bit, right?

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So you start doing shots and then
before you know it, by the end

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of the night, it's like, fuck

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yeah.

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Well, I was, I

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don't wanna have sex.

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I will say that we don't
drink, y'all know that.

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But I, the people that did
drink, I liked it more in this

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setting than I do in the club.

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Um, I guess.

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They sweat it out or there's
just, I don't know, it's a little

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bit, maybe they sweat it out.

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You're allowed to sleep in the beds here.

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Yeah.

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Which is nice.

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Yes.

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Because at the clubs
it's a little different.

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Yeah.

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You go take a nap if
you're too, too toasted.

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You just go take a

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nap.

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I've seen people get kicked
out for sleeping in the beds.

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Yes.

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Uh, at clubs because they're
legitimately like passed out.

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You remember that?

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Yes.

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Oh dude, that was so awesome.

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Yeah.

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There was somebody that legitimately
passed out in one of the,

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so yeah, you can go take a nap
if it's like too much here.

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Yeah.

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And which I plan to do after this.

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Yeah,

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because it's we didn't sleep that good

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last, now I bet.

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So somebody asked me, when you're
at a hotel takeover, do people just

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come and they knock on your door
and be like, Hey, do you wanna.

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Can we sleep?

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We had somebody knock on our door and they
showed up with Whataburger last night.

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That's right.

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I would've given it up to them.

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That's right.

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But

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I was in the shower.

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The Whataburger came in and
I was like, ah, I'm hard.

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I'm ready to take down this meat.

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It

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was good.

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It was good too.

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I took it down.

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It was good.

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It was y You did.

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Both meats were delicious.

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Oh

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my gosh.

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Thank you chefs.

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But yeah, no, so they,
everyone thinks that it's like.

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Housekeeping.

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Can I, I I'm knocking on you.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah.

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Knock on

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wood.

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Housekeeping is, you know,
can I come have sex with you?

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It's not like that at

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all.

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No.

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I mean, I, we haven't been to a whole lot
of takeovers outside of our initial area.

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And I don't know how
the national ones are.

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We will at some point.

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Is this y'all, y'all?

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Wait, most of y'all were
here last year, right?

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Yeah.

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In December.

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Yeah.

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Have y'all done other takeovers
other than the ones in Texas?

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No.

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No.

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Yes.

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Houston, how was that?

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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I mean, outside of San Antonio, Houston,

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Alabama.

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Was it good?

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Oh, different group.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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And

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I guess there's different vibes for
different groups, different communities.

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I know that's the same
thing with clubs too.

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Yes.

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Vibes, you know, and not necessarily
good and bad, but just different vibes at

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different places, which is pretty cool.

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Yeah.

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And I, I like this this hotel takeover.

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I, I like the people that.

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Come.

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Yeah.

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And come and attend.

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And,

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and, uh, but I, I, I also, you know,
it's just a, it's a really cool vibe.

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Yeah.

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It's a really chill vibe.

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Every nobody is over or what do
they, the kids say, nobody's extra.

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Nobody's

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extra.

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Nobody's extra,

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extra.

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No, we don't have to do all that.

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And it was nice.

270
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It's nice.

271
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It was nice.

272
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It was nice.

273
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We, we had sex yesterday.

274
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It was good.

275
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We hung out, so we don't, yeah.

276
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If y'all know us, we usually go to
the club early and we leave early.

277
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We, it's not, and we bang it the

278
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entire time.

279
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Yeah.

280
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And it's not for the lack of, we just
don't wanna hang, we're just tired.

281
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Right.

282
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So, but last night guys, we
got here at, what, nine 30?

283
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Uh, no, we got here at eight 30,

284
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actually at eight 30.

285
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Yeah.

286
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We had some fun.

287
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Chilled out.

288
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It was nice.

289
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It was a really good time.

290
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Well, so it was better for us this time
around on Friday than the last time.

291
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Last time we got into the takeover, uh,
we pretty much walked around for a little

292
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bit and then we went, we got Whataburger
and we went straight to the room.

293
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Yeah.

294
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And we didn't, we didn't talk to anybody.

295
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We were so just tired.

296
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Yeah.

297
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Uh,

298
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and then we were preparing
for the show the next day.

299
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And so it wasn't until after we
recorded the show that we were able

300
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to like really let our hair down.

301
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Yeah.

302
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Or, yeah.

303
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But then we just went home.

304
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Whatever you wanna

305
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call it.

306
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We just went

307
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home.

308
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Yeah, we, we, we went into the room
and we ended up sleeping some more.

309
00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,734
So this time around she was like,
we're gonna do a themed room and

310
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we're gonna do all this stuff.

311
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And, you know, that's my

312
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thing.

313
00:08:00,744 --> 00:08:02,784
But I didn't even open, I was
like, I don't feel like doing this.

314
00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,914
And I just thought, we'll redo it today.

315
00:08:04,914 --> 00:08:05,784
I love my wife.

316
00:08:05,784 --> 00:08:06,444
I really do.

317
00:08:06,504 --> 00:08:07,104
I promise.

318
00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:07,404
I do.

319
00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:08,629
But she does

320
00:08:08,629 --> 00:08:09,134
this thing areed.

321
00:08:09,429 --> 00:08:10,749
Don't talk about me.

322
00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:11,499
Oh, no, no, no.

323
00:08:11,499 --> 00:08:14,559
I was, I was gonna say, you, you like
to volunteer for the theme rooms.

324
00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:14,649
I do.

325
00:08:15,159 --> 00:08:18,789
And then literally days before we're
supposed to go, you're like, oh dude,

326
00:08:19,089 --> 00:08:19,599
wait,

327
00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,499
we're supposed to do

328
00:08:20,504 --> 00:08:20,724
something.

329
00:08:20,764 --> 00:08:25,329
I was literally gluing all the shit
to do it as we were driving over here.

330
00:08:25,389 --> 00:08:25,689
Yeah.

331
00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,849
I was like, I think it was nail glue too.

332
00:08:27,849 --> 00:08:28,509
That was weird.

333
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I was like, we can just put it right here.

334
00:08:30,369 --> 00:08:30,969
That was weird.

335
00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:35,409
Now, you know, one of the things that
that, you know, I, I don't bitch, okay.

336
00:08:35,409 --> 00:08:36,279
I'm not bitchy.

337
00:08:36,674 --> 00:08:37,574
I'm passionate.

338
00:08:37,754 --> 00:08:38,234
All right.

339
00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:39,794
We just had a conversation

340
00:08:39,794 --> 00:08:39,944
before.

341
00:08:39,944 --> 00:08:40,589
One of the things that I'm,

342
00:08:40,589 --> 00:08:41,309
before we started recording,

343
00:08:41,444 --> 00:08:44,744
one of the things that I'm passionate
about, I am not, I'm not a theme person

344
00:08:44,744 --> 00:08:48,404
guys, and I feel so horrible about
that because everybody loves their

345
00:08:48,464 --> 00:08:50,484
themes and everything that is themed.

346
00:08:50,874 --> 00:08:54,864
Uh, and when you come to these hotel
takeovers, they often times will do these

347
00:08:55,044 --> 00:08:57,174
themed rooms, which I think are so cool.

348
00:08:57,474 --> 00:08:59,844
And the weekend is themed.

349
00:08:59,844 --> 00:09:01,224
I think there was a theme yesterday.

350
00:09:01,314 --> 00:09:01,914
What was the theme?

351
00:09:01,914 --> 00:09:03,294
Do you guys know what theme was yesterday?

352
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:04,419
Goddess God

353
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:04,979
and Gods God.

354
00:09:04,984 --> 00:09:05,684
God and goddesses.

355
00:09:05,684 --> 00:09:08,954
And then today's theme is Eden.

356
00:09:09,104 --> 00:09:09,584
Okay, good.

357
00:09:09,584 --> 00:09:09,974
I have green.

358
00:09:09,974 --> 00:09:11,264
Somebody said, green goddess.

359
00:09:11,264 --> 00:09:13,274
And I was like, isn't
doesn't that go on salads?

360
00:09:13,994 --> 00:09:15,344
I was very confused.

361
00:09:15,434 --> 00:09:16,874
I was like, hill, country Valley.

362
00:09:17,234 --> 00:09:18,174
They're gonna toss your,
you can toss your salad.

363
00:09:18,649 --> 00:09:18,939
Whoa.

364
00:09:19,729 --> 00:09:20,939
That should just escalated.

365
00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:22,739
So they're themed rooms.

366
00:09:23,239 --> 00:09:24,299
Um, rooms.

367
00:09:24,299 --> 00:09:25,904
My absolute favorite room.

368
00:09:26,204 --> 00:09:27,194
I gotta say, I'm sorry guys.

369
00:09:27,194 --> 00:09:30,554
My favorite room is y'all's room.

370
00:09:30,989 --> 00:09:32,099
Which, and what is that?

371
00:09:32,099 --> 00:09:32,789
The fiesta

372
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:32,879
room?

373
00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:33,574
That's Fiesta.

374
00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:34,379
It's Fiesta.

375
00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:38,199
So they paint the HA music, like
they paint the ha music on my corner.

376
00:09:38,199 --> 00:09:38,259
Yeah.

377
00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:39,459
And I love that.

378
00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:39,849
So,

379
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:40,119
yeah.

380
00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,949
And uh, you know what you
guys were missing though?

381
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,319
Y'all were missing a big
bowl of chips and salsa.

382
00:09:44,469 --> 00:09:44,529
Yeah,

383
00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:45,489
because when I walked in

384
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:45,969
I was like,

385
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,139
did y'all have some,

386
00:09:47,144 --> 00:09:47,284
some?

387
00:09:47,284 --> 00:09:48,844
I was like, yeah, they had, oh,

388
00:09:49,329 --> 00:09:51,219
you know, I would've spent
more time in your room.

389
00:09:51,219 --> 00:09:51,849
Had I known that.

390
00:09:52,349 --> 00:09:53,489
These things happen, man.

391
00:09:53,819 --> 00:09:54,689
These things happen.

392
00:09:54,869 --> 00:09:57,869
So what's really cool is, you
know, e everybody has these rooms.

393
00:09:57,869 --> 00:10:02,039
Not everybody is doing a themed room, but
a lot of people decide to do themed rooms.

394
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,419
And they open the doors,

395
00:10:03,419 --> 00:10:04,439
they open the doors.

396
00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:05,849
I think they're having judging, right?

397
00:10:05,969 --> 00:10:09,989
People go in, they scope 'em out,
everybody leaves their, uh, their remarks.

398
00:10:10,139 --> 00:10:10,289
Mm-hmm.

399
00:10:10,529 --> 00:10:15,089
And at the end of each
day, they reward somebody.

400
00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:16,079
I believe it is.

401
00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:16,109
I

402
00:10:16,109 --> 00:10:16,409
guess,

403
00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:16,739
I don't know,

404
00:10:16,739 --> 00:10:17,129
maybe

405
00:10:17,219 --> 00:10:17,969
I don't really know the rules.

406
00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:18,029
You

407
00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:18,659
get a trophy?

408
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,079
Yes.

409
00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:19,139
I

410
00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:20,399
guess know that we did a themed room.

411
00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:20,999
What is our theme?

412
00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:21,479
Okay.

413
00:10:21,479 --> 00:10:23,984
Did you get our, oh, our, I don't
even know what our theme is,

414
00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:25,949
is beyond Monogamy Confessions.

415
00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:27,479
So you go in guys.

416
00:10:27,599 --> 00:10:27,899
Yeah.

417
00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:28,439
I didn't tell y'all.

418
00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:30,899
You go in and you have, have these cars.

419
00:10:30,899 --> 00:10:31,079
Nobody

420
00:10:31,079 --> 00:10:31,529
knows.

421
00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:34,679
And you pick these, you pick
like if you wanna do a fiery

422
00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:37,619
confession or a wild card.

423
00:10:38,119 --> 00:10:40,489
I forgot what they were, but
anyway, 'cause I like did 'em on

424
00:10:40,489 --> 00:10:43,134
Canva and then I just like cut
'em and printed them and cut them.

425
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:43,654
That's

426
00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:46,909
the we, and you can pick what question
you want and we ask you the question.

427
00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:52,579
And then we have like a, a 62nd round,
but it's like super fast and we're

428
00:10:52,579 --> 00:10:54,769
gonna use it at clips on our TikTok.

429
00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:55,819
So, or a

430
00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:56,269
soundbites

431
00:10:56,269 --> 00:10:56,659
social media.

432
00:10:56,659 --> 00:10:57,559
Yeah, there you go.

433
00:10:57,619 --> 00:10:57,859
Yeah.

434
00:10:57,859 --> 00:10:58,369
Sound bites.

435
00:10:58,369 --> 00:10:59,089
Whatever they're called.

436
00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:02,119
Little videos, little
reels on our social medias.

437
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:02,734
Yeah.

438
00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:02,854
That's

439
00:11:02,854 --> 00:11:03,244
right.

440
00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:03,694
That's right.

441
00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:04,114
That's our team.

442
00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:04,569
We had to do it.

443
00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:07,864
I'm glad that I, I'm glad I asked
her because I just noticed there was

444
00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:10,474
a bunch of, uh, stuff on the walls
and I was like, what's going on?

445
00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:11,854
It looks like paparazzi.

446
00:11:11,854 --> 00:11:13,054
She's like, give me your lights.

447
00:11:13,144 --> 00:11:14,404
She's like, okay.

448
00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:16,324
We have to use those though, you know?

449
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:19,214
So that's, uh, you know, I liked,
I liked a lot of the themes.

450
00:11:19,214 --> 00:11:20,894
We haven't checked out
the second floor yet.

451
00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:22,124
We've gotta go do that.

452
00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:23,084
We always, um, it's hard

453
00:11:23,084 --> 00:11:24,074
to break away from the pool.

454
00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:24,684
The next one.

455
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:24,694
Right.

456
00:11:24,694 --> 00:11:26,554
The next one I wanna go see is Bob Ross.

457
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,379
Bob Ross up on the set, they pull up.

458
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:28,659
Yeah.

459
00:11:28,659 --> 00:11:28,669
Yeah.

460
00:11:29,014 --> 00:11:29,704
I just like that.

461
00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:32,164
The fact that they have the
Bob Ross cut out out there.

462
00:11:32,164 --> 00:11:32,944
That's really cool.

463
00:11:33,094 --> 00:11:33,604
I enjoy that.

464
00:11:34,474 --> 00:11:37,264
But you know, that's, that's one
of the things that I, I believe

465
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,529
most of the hotel takeovers that
you're gonna, you're gonna run into.

466
00:11:40,529 --> 00:11:40,769
Mm-hmm.

467
00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:42,184
You're gonna run into a lot of themes.

468
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:42,364
Now.

469
00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:44,554
Me, at, me personally,
I'm not a themed guy.

470
00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:47,284
I did not buy any themed clothing.

471
00:11:47,554 --> 00:11:48,964
My guy over here, you looked great.

472
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:52,574
Wearing your, uh, your Greek, Greek
God stuff last night, your whole night.

473
00:11:52,574 --> 00:11:52,854
That was awesome.

474
00:11:52,854 --> 00:11:52,864
Yeah,

475
00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:53,209
man.

476
00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:57,674
They had, these women were wearing
like their little gold outfits.

477
00:11:58,124 --> 00:11:59,234
I was so jelly.

478
00:11:59,234 --> 00:12:01,994
I was like, ah, they look so pretty.

479
00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:03,794
Yeah, no, we, we got five kids.

480
00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:04,654
We can't, we can't.

481
00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:05,949
And then Sheen was gonna take a

482
00:12:05,949 --> 00:12:06,029
long

483
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:06,189
time.

484
00:12:06,189 --> 00:12:08,284
I, I didn't buy a gold outfit,
but I was like, this is, this

485
00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:09,664
didn't fit on the top, remember?

486
00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:10,294
Really?

487
00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:11,164
Yeah.

488
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:11,794
I, oh yeah, that's right.

489
00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:12,034
Yeah.

490
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:14,764
It was like gold and it
only covered one boob.

491
00:12:15,264 --> 00:12:16,554
Like it missed the other boob.

492
00:12:16,629 --> 00:12:16,749
I,

493
00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:18,714
I mean, I know it's not a
problem, but it was a problem.

494
00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:20,654
I didn't think it was a problem at all.

495
00:12:21,014 --> 00:12:21,554
I was like,

496
00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:21,974
wow.

497
00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,614
I, I don't, I don't think it was
ever gonna come off again, though.

498
00:12:24,614 --> 00:12:24,624
I

499
00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:25,694
was, I loved your outfit.

500
00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:27,374
You Yes.

501
00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,814
That was very sexy.

502
00:12:28,934 --> 00:12:29,414
Loved it.

503
00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:29,864
Loved it.

504
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:30,794
Um.

505
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,109
So I didn't, we didn't dress you up.

506
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:36,349
No, I was, I was, I was repping guys.

507
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:38,419
I was dressed in my beyond monogamy there.

508
00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:38,479
Yeah.

509
00:12:38,979 --> 00:12:41,769
Right here guys, right here
you see that, uh, QR code.

510
00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:46,239
If you scan the QR code, it takes
you to www monogamy.com where you

511
00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:48,639
can find all things beyond monogamy.

512
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:52,809
All of our episodes, all of
our clips, social medias.

513
00:12:53,604 --> 00:12:55,644
The beyond monogamy, confessional.

514
00:12:55,704 --> 00:12:56,274
Yeah.

515
00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,074
That is 100% anonymous.

516
00:12:58,854 --> 00:12:58,944
It's,

517
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,614
I mean, you guys like, I mean, y'all
can just talk to us after this.

518
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,064
That's fine.

519
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,264
We don't have to do all that.

520
00:13:03,654 --> 00:13:03,864
Okay.

521
00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:05,184
So you told us about the themes.

522
00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:05,544
What

523
00:13:05,544 --> 00:13:05,784
else

524
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:06,174
I did?

525
00:13:06,174 --> 00:13:06,199
I did.

526
00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:12,304
You know, as far as hotel takeovers go,
what, what my favorite part is, is the DJ.

527
00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:16,224
The parties at night, you
know, the, the awesome raves DJ

528
00:13:16,224 --> 00:13:17,754
Allen Noon are doing his thing.

529
00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:18,324
Yes.

530
00:13:18,324 --> 00:13:19,584
One of our favorite DJs.

531
00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:21,754
And from the moment we pulled in,

532
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:22,744
well first I was like,

533
00:13:22,744 --> 00:13:23,434
the music

534
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:24,064
who's DJ

535
00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:24,454
kicking?

536
00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:25,564
And he was like, Alan.

537
00:13:25,564 --> 00:13:26,314
I was like, okay.

538
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:27,639
I fuck yeah.

539
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:28,504
I can breathe.

540
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:29,644
I can breathe.

541
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:30,799
I know I'm gonna, I'm know, I'm dance.

542
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:31,924
We're gonna at that horn sound.

543
00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:33,784
Do not do the horn sound.

544
00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:35,094
Oh yeah.

545
00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:36,329
Yeah, that was,

546
00:13:36,829 --> 00:13:37,119
yeah.

547
00:13:37,619 --> 00:13:41,129
Now you know the last, so the last
takeover that we went to before

548
00:13:41,129 --> 00:13:45,689
this, uh, they started Friday
night with a scavenger hunt.

549
00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:47,399
Was there a scavenger hunt last night?

550
00:13:47,399 --> 00:13:49,089
I saw people running around, around.

551
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:49,714
For the women?

552
00:13:49,769 --> 00:13:51,359
For the women there was a scavenger.

553
00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:51,869
Oh, okay.

554
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:52,354
Okay.

555
00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:53,424
Yeah.

556
00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:54,324
What

557
00:13:54,324 --> 00:13:57,814
did y'all find it like, did y'all
scavenge four o'clock today?

558
00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:58,974
Oh my gosh.

559
00:13:59,004 --> 00:13:59,964
I'm taking a nap, bro.

560
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,724
I'm a scavenge hunt in my bed.

561
00:14:02,224 --> 00:14:02,514
Yeah,

562
00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:03,069
yeah.

563
00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:04,719
But you know, I thought
that was really cool.

564
00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:10,189
I know that on some of the the bigger
hotel takeovers nationally they will

565
00:14:10,189 --> 00:14:15,329
have sometimes different workshops on,
on Saturdays that people can attend.

566
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,679
Uh, they can scope out.

567
00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:16,869
That's, we heard.

568
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:18,134
Here.

569
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:21,879
The, uh, the hot tub, the pool, I
think is the big the centerpiece.

570
00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:22,089
Mm-hmm.

571
00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:25,509
To this entire thing, which everybody
likes to gravitate out there.

572
00:14:25,569 --> 00:14:26,559
It was cold.

573
00:14:27,219 --> 00:14:27,819
I felt good.

574
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:28,539
It was cold.

575
00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:30,189
There were some people in there,
and I was like, oh my God.

576
00:14:30,189 --> 00:14:31,269
It is cold in there.

577
00:14:32,109 --> 00:14:32,619
That's right.

578
00:14:32,619 --> 00:14:32,639
That's right.

579
00:14:32,859 --> 00:14:32,949
Yeah.

580
00:14:32,949 --> 00:14:33,549
It was cold.

581
00:14:33,549 --> 00:14:34,329
You jumped in.

582
00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:35,429
That's right.

583
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,239
Yeah, it was cold.

584
00:14:36,329 --> 00:14:38,969
Now I'm curious about
hotel takeover etiquette.

585
00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:42,059
Because this is something that
nobody really talks about.

586
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:43,254
Is there an etiquette?

587
00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:44,669
There is an etiquette.

588
00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:46,559
Actually, I researched this shit.

589
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:47,134
You did.

590
00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:48,119
'cause I'm a fucking nerd.

591
00:14:48,119 --> 00:14:48,694
Man did, man,

592
00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:48,834
did you do little?

593
00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:49,229
Okay.

594
00:14:49,229 --> 00:14:49,799
Are these it right

595
00:14:49,804 --> 00:14:49,894
here?

596
00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:50,334
That is what I do.

597
00:14:50,429 --> 00:14:50,849
This is it

598
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:51,369
right here.

599
00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:51,389
All right.

600
00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:51,659
Yeah.

601
00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:53,519
This is the words that Aren on our screen.

602
00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:53,669
Ooh.

603
00:14:53,669 --> 00:14:55,379
The hallway situation.

604
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:59,039
Why it becomes the social hub
and how to navigate it without

605
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:00,689
being weird or getting cornered.

606
00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:01,519
Yeah.

607
00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:02,384
Uh, I mean,

608
00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:03,849
I mean, I don't mind
getting cornered myself.

609
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:05,074
Yes.

610
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:05,554
We know.

611
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:06,519
I'm just saying.

612
00:15:07,019 --> 00:15:08,019
I'm just saying I amm a fan.

613
00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:08,029
Yes.

614
00:15:08,029 --> 00:15:10,284
We're aware of the ladies.

615
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,094
Yes.

616
00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:11,664
Fully

617
00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:11,934
aware.

618
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:12,024
And

619
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,464
when the ladies corner me,

620
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:13,764
yes.

621
00:15:13,794 --> 00:15:14,904
I'm like, let's go to the corner.

622
00:15:14,904 --> 00:15:15,474
Yes, he does.

623
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:15,984
He likes that.

624
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:16,104
Let's

625
00:15:16,104 --> 00:15:16,524
go to that.

626
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:17,724
Yes.

627
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:18,924
We're talking about
people who don't like it.

628
00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:19,494
Oh, okay.

629
00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:20,304
My bad.

630
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:21,504
I am.

631
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,604
I am the total opposite of my husband.

632
00:15:23,874 --> 00:15:25,814
I don't like to be cornered.

633
00:15:26,594 --> 00:15:27,794
I don't like to be cornered.

634
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,154
It's just, it's weird.

635
00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:32,214
Like how am I gonna, how am I gonna
get out of that without being rude?

636
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,134
It doesn't really happen with this
group, like I've never been, this

637
00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:36,824
group's pretty laid back.

638
00:15:36,824 --> 00:15:36,884
Yeah.

639
00:15:36,884 --> 00:15:41,324
I've never been cornered by anybody in
our, in our community that I can think of.

640
00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:46,274
Um, it's always outsiders that always
are you like, oh, hi, you're Bri.

641
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:48,494
And I'm like, yeah, that's me.

642
00:15:48,994 --> 00:15:50,299
Like it's, I don't know.

643
00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:50,459
Um.

644
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:56,029
I guess just a nice way to say it would
be like, excuse me, I gotta go find Adam.

645
00:15:56,529 --> 00:15:59,319
He's somewhere getting cornered and
appreciating it, but usually I'm

646
00:15:59,319 --> 00:16:00,129
right next to her.

647
00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:01,929
Actually, I gotta go find Adam.

648
00:16:01,929 --> 00:16:02,919
I'm like, I'm right here, honey.

649
00:16:03,419 --> 00:16:04,529
I'm on the, on the other
side of the corner.

650
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:05,249
Yeah.

651
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:08,609
Um, and I think that just comes, you
know, the cornering part really just

652
00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:13,219
comes with the territory of, being
in a social environment like this,

653
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,739
you know, it's, it's really,
it's not just hotel takeovers.

654
00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:16,984
It's really wherever you go, it's

655
00:16:16,984 --> 00:16:17,144
everywhere.

656
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:17,449
For sure.

657
00:16:17,449 --> 00:16:20,299
As a woman in the lifestyle, you kind
of, you gotta watch your six Yeah.

658
00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:21,079
A little bit.

659
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:21,649
Yeah.

660
00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:25,089
You know, you gotta make sure that
you don't have your, back to a corner

661
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:26,519
where you can get stuck, that's true.

662
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,369
Be able to slip out easily.

663
00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:27,684
That's

664
00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:27,724
true.

665
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:30,109
I was noticing a lot of people
were just being really com

666
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,039
it was really comfortable.

667
00:16:31,549 --> 00:16:32,029
Yeah.

668
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:35,509
But remember ladies, if you don't like
something, you just say, no, I don't

669
00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:36,649
care if you're in the middle of it.

670
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,124
It's like, nope, sorry.

671
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:39,784
It is what it is.

672
00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:43,594
But the most, you know, the men that are
here, that I have talked to and hung out

673
00:16:43,594 --> 00:16:45,394
with have been exceptionally respected.

674
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:45,489
You know,

675
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,124
you know, I figured we need to make
you one of those ping pong paddles

676
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:53,384
with the red and the green on, on
the side, and like a go and a stop.

677
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,444
And this way, if somebody's in front
of you, just do like that, put it in

678
00:16:56,444 --> 00:16:57,644
front of their face and be like, stop.

679
00:16:58,544 --> 00:16:58,814
Okay.

680
00:16:58,814 --> 00:16:58,874
Go.

681
00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,344
You know, that whole thing.

682
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:01,364
Consider it done.

683
00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:01,964
Yeah.

684
00:17:02,114 --> 00:17:02,624
Oh, look at that.

685
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:06,464
And we can sell those@wwwbeyond-nomy.com.

686
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,734
Uh, where, uh, it's on
a, on the merch tab.

687
00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:10,634
There, guys.

688
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:12,044
It, it's coming soon.

689
00:17:12,044 --> 00:17:12,224
Yeah.

690
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:15,674
No, it was, um, yeah, I've never
had a problem with that, but you

691
00:17:15,674 --> 00:17:18,494
know, we all know how to say we
should know all how to say no, and

692
00:17:18,524 --> 00:17:19,154
I'm not good at saying that.

693
00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:20,114
No,

694
00:17:20,444 --> 00:17:21,254
I'm good at saying yes.

695
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:21,494
No,

696
00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:22,544
and I'm good at saying

697
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:25,814
Adam is not, um, Adam
likes to get cornered.

698
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,559
He appreciates the ladies.

699
00:17:28,619 --> 00:17:29,069
I do.

700
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:34,559
And it's, uh, sometimes
a little unnerving.

701
00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:35,684
Not unnerving, I guess.

702
00:17:35,784 --> 00:17:36,524
That's a great word.

703
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,629
I mean, y'all, I'm very territorial.

704
00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:41,119
I am a very territorial, jealous person.

705
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:44,479
I just, that's just the way I
am and it's kind of, I don't

706
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:47,869
mind when it's like friends that
we've seen, I, I could care less.

707
00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:49,159
You make an out with whomever.

708
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:50,869
It's the new ones.

709
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:52,354
The new ones.

710
00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,854
The new ones I have never met ever met.

711
00:17:54,854 --> 00:17:58,124
And then they're like cornering
him and I'm like, huh, that's a,

712
00:17:58,574 --> 00:17:59,414
it's a way to greet.

713
00:17:59,474 --> 00:18:00,854
That's the way to greet is what I said

714
00:18:01,094 --> 00:18:01,544
yesterday.

715
00:18:01,544 --> 00:18:03,279
I was like, I feel that's how they
greet in the, uh, that's a new

716
00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:03,764
way to greet

717
00:18:03,824 --> 00:18:05,804
in UK and Italy and Spain.

718
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:05,894
Did

719
00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:06,044
you

720
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:06,794
hear me say that?

721
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:07,814
Uh, no.

722
00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:11,084
I, I actually just made that up,
but I mean, it sounds believable.

723
00:18:11,864 --> 00:18:12,674
I said that

724
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:13,019
sounds like it works.

725
00:18:13,964 --> 00:18:14,354
Yeah.

726
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,974
So when it's like that, it, it does
become a little, um, weird for me.

727
00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:20,879
But I could get over.

728
00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:21,414
I mean, like, I

729
00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:21,749
like look away.

730
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,619
Just look away.

731
00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:23,279
I

732
00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:23,339
do.

733
00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:24,179
You don't need to see this.

734
00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:26,429
I, I've learned to roll my eyes at it

735
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,659
but you roll your eyes so
hard that I can hear it.

736
00:18:28,664 --> 00:18:28,824
Yeah.

737
00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:30,409
That's amazing.

738
00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:30,769
That is a point.

739
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:32,759
That's some loud, loud
eye rolling right there.

740
00:18:32,759 --> 00:18:32,989
There point.

741
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:33,859
You're incredible.

742
00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:35,689
You're incredible.

743
00:18:36,019 --> 00:18:36,889
Oh, your hear is diced

744
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:37,599
now.

745
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:41,259
You know, one of the first takeovers
that we ever went to, and this is really

746
00:18:41,259 --> 00:18:42,399
where we learned a lot of the etiquette.

747
00:18:42,399 --> 00:18:42,639
Oh my

748
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:43,029
gosh.

749
00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:45,129
It's one of the first
takeovers that we went to it.

750
00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:48,069
Everybody was at the pool, and
I think it's really, really cool

751
00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:49,629
that every, everybody loves water.

752
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,829
Everybody loves to be in the pool.

753
00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:51,129
Yeah.

754
00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:54,884
When the day started it,
the pool water was clear.

755
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:59,314
But as the time went on, it
got murky and kept drinking and

756
00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:00,424
everybody stayed in the pool.

757
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:03,124
And I think people were
having sex in the pool.

758
00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:03,184
Oh,

759
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:03,304
they

760
00:19:03,304 --> 00:19:03,784
were.

761
00:19:03,994 --> 00:19:06,034
And it got real murky.

762
00:19:06,154 --> 00:19:06,844
Murky.

763
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:10,524
And it went from being clear pool
water to looking like the Gulf.

764
00:19:10,704 --> 00:19:10,854
Yeah.

765
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:11,664
FYI little

766
00:19:11,664 --> 00:19:11,754
bit

767
00:19:12,504 --> 00:19:16,614
ladies do not have sex in the pool
because it can cause yeast infections.

768
00:19:17,104 --> 00:19:20,729
And actually I've seen even
people have sex in the river.

769
00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:23,104
There's parasites in there.

770
00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:25,299
I mean, we don't want to yuck anyone yump.

771
00:19:25,299 --> 00:19:25,459
It's

772
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:25,499
like,

773
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,659
you know, sometimes people like parasites.

774
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:28,714
I'm yucking your yum.

775
00:19:29,214 --> 00:19:29,904
We're not judging.

776
00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:31,734
It's, uh, stop it.

777
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:32,279
Okay.

778
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:34,164
I'm just saying we're not judging,

779
00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:35,214
but yeah.

780
00:19:35,214 --> 00:19:39,164
No, it's, um, it's, it did, our
first takeover we didn't know what to

781
00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:42,034
expect at all, so we went in there.

782
00:19:42,484 --> 00:19:43,294
Yeah.

783
00:19:43,719 --> 00:19:44,009
Yeah.

784
00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:44,289
Okay.

785
00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:46,484
I can't tell it without being
judgy, so you get to tell it

786
00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:48,044
because I'm totally kidding.

787
00:19:48,044 --> 00:19:48,364
Oh man.

788
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,579
I was really hoping you would tell it.

789
00:19:50,079 --> 00:19:50,169
Damn.

790
00:19:50,169 --> 00:19:50,199
Okay.

791
00:19:50,204 --> 00:19:50,379
Well, yeah.

792
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:55,059
So we, you know, luckily for
us, we lived in near Nearby.

793
00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:55,119
Yeah.

794
00:19:55,149 --> 00:19:57,399
So, I mean, it was just
down the street essentially.

795
00:19:57,399 --> 00:19:57,459
Yeah.

796
00:19:57,699 --> 00:20:02,529
So we really didn't need to be in
there to stay the night, and we didn't

797
00:20:02,529 --> 00:20:04,029
stay the night we ended up going home.

798
00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:04,179
Mm-hmm.

799
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:08,329
But when we got there, it was very
nerve wracking for me because even

800
00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:10,039
when I know everybody, I'm like.

801
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:15,019
There's lots of people gonna be there,
and I would really rather stay in my room.

802
00:20:15,019 --> 00:20:15,769
I don't wanna do this.

803
00:20:15,889 --> 00:20:15,979
Yeah.

804
00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:17,359
But then I kind of broke out of it.

805
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:19,429
I got really, really stoned
and I went out and I talked to

806
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:20,629
everybody and that was cool.

807
00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:25,299
But everybody primarily stayed by
the pool and it was a great day.

808
00:20:25,299 --> 00:20:26,079
It was a beautiful day.

809
00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:27,669
They had the area, uh, covered.

810
00:20:27,819 --> 00:20:30,849
Good etiquette for those who have
never been to a hotel takeover.

811
00:20:31,349 --> 00:20:33,359
Go find a bathroom if you
have to go use the bathroom.

812
00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:33,554
Yeah.

813
00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:33,779
Yeah.

814
00:20:33,989 --> 00:20:34,949
You don't have to use the pool.

815
00:20:35,159 --> 00:20:35,549
Yeah,

816
00:20:35,554 --> 00:20:35,714
it's okay.

817
00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,644
Everybody else wants
to swim too, you know?

818
00:20:38,644 --> 00:20:38,944
Yeah.

819
00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:42,694
So, and we learned right away that that
pool pool got very murky, very fast.

820
00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:43,024
Yeah.

821
00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:44,434
And people did not leave.

822
00:20:45,184 --> 00:20:45,634
Like they just stayed

823
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:45,724
there.

824
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:49,619
Somebody was getting there
hoo-ha eating out in the pool.

825
00:20:50,369 --> 00:20:51,059
Oh my God.

826
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:51,569
I was so, it was a little

827
00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:51,839
scary.

828
00:20:52,339 --> 00:20:52,999
It was a little scary.

829
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:53,059
It,

830
00:20:53,539 --> 00:20:56,389
it's not, yeah, that's not, no, I know.

831
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:57,469
I know.

832
00:20:57,469 --> 00:20:58,549
Don't yuck anybody's yell.

833
00:20:59,049 --> 00:20:59,919
That's gross.

834
00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:00,654
So yeah.

835
00:21:01,584 --> 00:21:02,424
Things like that happen.

836
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:07,944
I mean, so mostly at good etiquette
whenever you go to a hotel takeover,

837
00:21:07,944 --> 00:21:12,444
or even whenever you go to, uh, certain
lifestyle spaces that have pools

838
00:21:12,524 --> 00:21:15,524
Uh, they normally will have rules
that say, don't, don't have sex

839
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:17,054
or use the bathroom in the pool.

840
00:21:17,059 --> 00:21:17,149
Yeah.

841
00:21:17,174 --> 00:21:18,644
And I think that's, that's good etiquette.

842
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:18,914
Yeah.

843
00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:22,214
I think wherever you go, even if
you're not in the lifestyle, if there's

844
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:25,094
people that are listening that are
not in the lifestyle, good etiquette.

845
00:21:25,304 --> 00:21:25,604
Yeah.

846
00:21:25,604 --> 00:21:26,444
Don't have sex in the pool.

847
00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:29,384
And don't have sex in the pool,
don't poop or pee the pool.

848
00:21:29,474 --> 00:21:29,564
Pool.

849
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:31,084
It's just how it's good.

850
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:31,179
Okay.

851
00:21:31,179 --> 00:21:31,654
So was good to

852
00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:31,864
work.

853
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:32,974
It was really murky.

854
00:21:32,974 --> 00:21:34,234
We, we got there.

855
00:21:34,414 --> 00:21:37,774
It, that, those group of pe, that
group of people was a little different.

856
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:38,494
It was different.

857
00:21:38,524 --> 00:21:41,974
Um, it was our first takeover and I
swore I was never gonna do it again.

858
00:21:42,389 --> 00:21:45,359
Ever because I was like, that was not fun.

859
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,399
I did not like that at all.

860
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:47,969
Yeah.

861
00:21:47,969 --> 00:21:48,629
It wasn't the best of

862
00:21:48,629 --> 00:21:49,019
experiences.

863
00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:49,379
No.

864
00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:54,309
And then every I, we expected a party,
um, the floors were gonna still be open

865
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,469
like this takeover that was last year.

866
00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:58,689
Doors were open, everybody was having fun.

867
00:21:58,869 --> 00:21:58,929
Yeah.

868
00:21:59,229 --> 00:22:00,939
Still bump until like four in the morning.

869
00:22:01,479 --> 00:22:04,389
This one ended about midnight.

870
00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:07,499
So we went upstairs, we
went back upstairs, inside.

871
00:22:07,649 --> 00:22:08,729
Everybody was already asleep.

872
00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:09,164
Everybody was asleep.

873
00:22:09,184 --> 00:22:10,444
And I was like, wait, are they having sex?

874
00:22:10,444 --> 00:22:10,644
Sex?

875
00:22:10,644 --> 00:22:12,364
But it was because everybody was
drinking all the day throughout

876
00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:14,429
the day in the heat, you know?

877
00:22:14,489 --> 00:22:14,699
Yeah.

878
00:22:14,699 --> 00:22:17,189
And, and a lot of people just said,
yeah, I'm going to bed already.

879
00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:17,519
Yeah.

880
00:22:17,609 --> 00:22:19,079
And, and that's when we
were like, you know what?

881
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:19,849
Let's just go home.

882
00:22:20,059 --> 00:22:21,709
Let's have sex at home in our bed.

883
00:22:21,769 --> 00:22:22,674
It's Tempur-Pedic.

884
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:22,684
So

885
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:25,409
we did, I was like, yeah, no, no.

886
00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:25,649
Yeah.

887
00:22:25,649 --> 00:22:30,029
It took us, it took us a bit to get
back into it and, you know, uh, when

888
00:22:30,029 --> 00:22:34,149
Lloyd said that he was starting up
his Texas desires hotel takeover.

889
00:22:34,649 --> 00:22:34,709
Yeah.

890
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:36,779
Uh, we were like, okay, you
know, that would be cool.

891
00:22:36,779 --> 00:22:38,789
Let's give this a, let's
give this another shot.

892
00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:40,049
Let's give it another chance.

893
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:41,689
Let's go in there with open.

894
00:22:41,689 --> 00:22:41,964
Well, it

895
00:22:42,024 --> 00:22:43,839
did help open minds and open hearts open.

896
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,069
It helped that we knew open

897
00:22:45,159 --> 00:22:45,669
pants.

898
00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:46,329
Yeah.

899
00:22:46,569 --> 00:22:48,279
We knew the majority of the people.

900
00:22:48,779 --> 00:22:48,989
Yeah.

901
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:51,179
What's everybody in the community
that we're in pretty much

902
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:51,644
Oh, that's true.

903
00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:52,024
Yeah, that's true.

904
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,119
So I was like, yeah, let's try it.

905
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:54,659
Let's do it.

906
00:22:55,019 --> 00:22:55,799
That was fun.

907
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:58,439
I mean, we stayed in our room,
whatever, but everybody, we did

908
00:22:58,439 --> 00:22:59,819
go out for a little bit and party.

909
00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:05,179
I think this time around we really we
personally were, we were driving over here

910
00:23:05,279 --> 00:23:09,929
And we were having a long talk as we
do before we go to any lifestyle event.

911
00:23:09,959 --> 00:23:10,409
Yes.

912
00:23:10,499 --> 00:23:12,959
And it's like, okay, let's
talk about expectations.

913
00:23:12,964 --> 00:23:13,394
What are we gonna do?

914
00:23:13,494 --> 00:23:13,784
What

915
00:23:13,804 --> 00:23:15,659
are we planning on doing?

916
00:23:15,664 --> 00:23:15,824
Mm-hmm.

917
00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:17,624
And it's always big talk beforehand.

918
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:23,444
Big talk is, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna
buck her, I'ma and here, I'm gonna

919
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,289
go here and don't cramp my style.

920
00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:25,809
Okay.

921
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:28,049
And I tell her, wait, I'm
like, wait, don't c my style.

922
00:23:28,049 --> 00:23:28,069
Hold on.

923
00:23:28,244 --> 00:23:30,524
Can anybody guess who is saying that?

924
00:23:30,524 --> 00:23:30,974
To whom

925
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,764
I'm telling so, so I told
her, I told her this.

926
00:23:33,764 --> 00:23:35,114
I was like, don't cramp my style.

927
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,434
Look, I'm gonna go do my thing.

928
00:23:36,434 --> 00:23:37,934
I'm gonna be a little social butterfly.

929
00:23:38,434 --> 00:23:39,394
I'm gonna bang it out.

930
00:23:39,394 --> 00:23:43,664
Like I'm, I'm planning on I want some
chafing, like I wanna be, I want my

931
00:23:43,784 --> 00:23:45,704
penis to be tired after this weekend.

932
00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:48,194
And she just kind of rolls
her eyes and she's like, okay.

933
00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:52,124
And then as soon as we pulled up
and we started walking through

934
00:23:52,124 --> 00:23:56,114
everybody with all of our shit
and I was like, don't leave me.

935
00:23:56,614 --> 00:23:58,714
She was like, do you want
to go ahead and walk around?

936
00:23:58,714 --> 00:23:58,889
Oh, oh my God.

937
00:23:58,894 --> 00:23:59,944
And say, hi, I'll stay here.

938
00:23:59,944 --> 00:24:00,334
And I was like,

939
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:00,634
yeah,

940
00:24:00,694 --> 00:24:02,224
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

941
00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,929
Uh, you stay next to me
until I say you could

942
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:05,289
go.

943
00:24:05,289 --> 00:24:07,314
I mean, I was, I was kind
of tired when we got in.

944
00:24:07,314 --> 00:24:08,274
I worked all day.

945
00:24:08,374 --> 00:24:11,574
And so, you know, it's, you're
going out town, so you have

946
00:24:11,574 --> 00:24:12,744
to pack everything, right?

947
00:24:12,774 --> 00:24:13,944
Oh, um, we,

948
00:24:14,229 --> 00:24:14,529
I'm an

949
00:24:14,529 --> 00:24:14,689
idiot.

950
00:24:14,929 --> 00:24:15,774
I, I packed it.

951
00:24:15,774 --> 00:24:16,914
I put everything on the bed.

952
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,369
He packed it all.

953
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:19,599
'cause you have to take everything.

954
00:24:19,599 --> 00:24:22,389
It's a, it's a takeover, so you're
gonna be gone for a couple of days.

955
00:24:22,989 --> 00:24:25,719
Um, we lost internet for half the
day, so I had nothing better to do.

956
00:24:25,719 --> 00:24:27,249
I was like, I packed everything.

957
00:24:27,729 --> 00:24:28,809
We are driving.

958
00:24:28,809 --> 00:24:31,269
We're driving an hour
from home is an hour.

959
00:24:31,769 --> 00:24:34,469
We're driving, we're about 30 minutes out.

960
00:24:35,219 --> 00:24:38,249
And then he says, huh,
I forgot the PA system.

961
00:24:38,749 --> 00:24:40,009
He's like, I brought
this, I brought this kinda

962
00:24:40,009 --> 00:24:40,459
need that

963
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:43,179
I brought the poles, but I
didn't bring the speakers.

964
00:24:43,179 --> 00:24:43,409
And I was like,

965
00:24:43,464 --> 00:24:44,829
I brought the poles for the speakers.

966
00:24:44,909 --> 00:24:45,199
Yeah.

967
00:24:45,214 --> 00:24:47,134
And so we had to turn around.

968
00:24:47,164 --> 00:24:48,994
It was pouring and drive

969
00:24:48,994 --> 00:24:49,084
back.

970
00:24:49,084 --> 00:24:49,144
Yeah.

971
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:51,514
I'm not a bitchy, so I don't care.

972
00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:53,069
And I was stoned, so it was okay.

973
00:24:53,769 --> 00:24:53,989
And

974
00:24:53,989 --> 00:24:54,394
so I

975
00:24:54,424 --> 00:24:55,984
was like, I was like, I'm so sorry.

976
00:24:55,984 --> 00:24:56,914
You have to drive.

977
00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:57,154
Yeah.

978
00:24:57,574 --> 00:25:01,954
So it made, it made for a long,
long drive of conversation.

979
00:25:01,954 --> 00:25:03,514
We had a lot to talk about after

980
00:25:03,514 --> 00:25:03,604
that.

981
00:25:03,604 --> 00:25:03,814
We do.

982
00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:04,744
It was like, man, we really

983
00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:05,109
went through the list.

984
00:25:05,779 --> 00:25:08,509
You're going somewhere with
with like-minded people.

985
00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:13,519
So you're there with swingers and
you wanna make sure that you say

986
00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:18,789
what you want with your partner
beforehand and not at the takeover.

987
00:25:18,849 --> 00:25:18,909
I

988
00:25:18,909 --> 00:25:19,209
mean, it's a

989
00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:19,839
good rule of thumb.

990
00:25:19,869 --> 00:25:20,199
Yeah.

991
00:25:20,199 --> 00:25:20,799
You know, if,

992
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:23,919
if, especially for me, I
need, I am, I'm very needy.

993
00:25:24,514 --> 00:25:25,434
I need reassurance.

994
00:25:26,244 --> 00:25:29,304
You play with somebody, you better
come back and find me like, you better

995
00:25:29,304 --> 00:25:31,224
figure out where I'm at and find me.

996
00:25:31,224 --> 00:25:35,244
I'm usually with the same place where
he left me because I'm not true.

997
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:35,934
She's so giving,

998
00:25:36,264 --> 00:25:38,484
she's, she sits there with
her back against the wall.

999
00:25:38,964 --> 00:25:42,704
This motherfucker, how
dare he cheat on me?

1000
00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:47,314
So I. The ride home is very
different from the ride too.

1001
00:25:47,524 --> 00:25:49,504
It's completely different conversation.

1002
00:25:49,744 --> 00:25:50,824
He's still alive, guys.

1003
00:25:50,824 --> 00:25:51,514
I mean, come on.

1004
00:25:51,694 --> 00:25:55,624
I have a lot of bulls in the ride
to the place on the ride home.

1005
00:25:55,624 --> 00:25:56,374
The bulls are gone.

1006
00:25:56,704 --> 00:25:57,544
So he, um, like, I'm

1007
00:25:57,544 --> 00:25:58,084
sorry.

1008
00:25:58,174 --> 00:26:01,574
So yeah, so like we talk about
what's gonna happen or what

1009
00:26:01,574 --> 00:26:02,954
we expect to happen, right?

1010
00:26:03,054 --> 00:26:10,044
Whatever it may be, how we're gonna spend
our days, do we have a, a little code?

1011
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:11,199
Is there anybody?

1012
00:26:11,199 --> 00:26:12,609
You don't wanna see anybody.

1013
00:26:12,609 --> 00:26:15,249
You don't want to corner
you, even though you like it.

1014
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,789
And so he'll tell me, you know, like,
I just wanna talk about it because I

1015
00:26:18,789 --> 00:26:25,539
don't want to, I have before stifled,
you know, I've said I'm not in the mood.

1016
00:26:26,379 --> 00:26:27,154
Yeah, I don't, I don't feel like.

1017
00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:28,959
I don't feel like seeing that happen.

1018
00:26:28,959 --> 00:26:30,309
I don't feel like seeing this happen.

1019
00:26:30,349 --> 00:26:30,979
Are we good?

1020
00:26:30,979 --> 00:26:31,909
Are you cool with that?

1021
00:26:32,069 --> 00:26:32,579
And then he'll help me.

1022
00:26:32,579 --> 00:26:32,639
Yeah.

1023
00:26:32,639 --> 00:26:35,239
She's been trying to give me
more leeway to like, do my

1024
00:26:35,239 --> 00:26:37,219
thing, but I'm kind of scared to.

1025
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:37,699
Yeah.

1026
00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:37,934
Yeah.

1027
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:39,229
So she's like, we got got

1028
00:26:39,229 --> 00:26:39,559
here.

1029
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:39,909
Go.

1030
00:26:39,909 --> 00:26:40,659
Have your fun.

1031
00:26:40,719 --> 00:26:40,899
Yeah.

1032
00:26:40,899 --> 00:26:41,379
We got here.

1033
00:26:41,384 --> 00:26:41,564
Oh.

1034
00:26:41,564 --> 00:26:41,724
And I

1035
00:26:41,724 --> 00:26:43,044
was like, oh no, and you've,

1036
00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:43,764
I'm okay.

1037
00:26:43,824 --> 00:26:45,819
You said sometimes that
I kind of, um, I've

1038
00:26:45,819 --> 00:26:46,149
scare me,

1039
00:26:46,599 --> 00:26:47,559
like I've stopped you.

1040
00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,209
Like I'm rude sometimes.

1041
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:50,889
Um, in the very, very.

1042
00:26:51,729 --> 00:26:54,279
At the very beginning, I was very rude.

1043
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,889
If somebody, and I was rude to both
parties, but I only my husband really

1044
00:26:58,889 --> 00:27:03,379
saw, if somebody came up to him and
was like, would kiss him, and I didn't

1045
00:27:03,379 --> 00:27:06,679
even know who it was, I'd grab him
and I'd be like come on, let's go.

1046
00:27:07,189 --> 00:27:09,709
Um, so I didn't know how to,

1047
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:10,279
huh?

1048
00:27:10,309 --> 00:27:11,389
Tell him I don't like that.

1049
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,449
Um, even though I can tell him I don't,
I don't like that was the one thing

1050
00:27:14,449 --> 00:27:16,639
I could, I didn't know how to stop.

1051
00:27:17,089 --> 00:27:18,439
And so we had to talk about that.

1052
00:27:18,919 --> 00:27:20,869
Be like, Hey, so and so and
so and so's gonna be there.

1053
00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:22,639
What if I decide I'm going
to make out with them?

1054
00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:23,689
Okay, now I'm good with it.

1055
00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:24,319
I don't care.

1056
00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:25,249
It's,

1057
00:27:25,249 --> 00:27:26,269
it's all trial and error.

1058
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,229
It's all trial and error.

1059
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,089
So we have all those conversations still.

1060
00:27:29,959 --> 00:27:32,389
And we had to do it twice
because he forgot something.

1061
00:27:32,424 --> 00:27:32,644
So,

1062
00:27:32,754 --> 00:27:33,044
yeah.

1063
00:27:33,044 --> 00:27:34,084
So it was a really, really long

1064
00:27:34,324 --> 00:27:35,124
conversation.

1065
00:27:35,124 --> 00:27:35,284
It was

1066
00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:35,964
like, pause, rewind.

1067
00:27:36,379 --> 00:27:37,969
So what are you expecting?

1068
00:27:37,969 --> 00:27:39,439
What are you hoping for?

1069
00:27:39,469 --> 00:27:39,964
This and that.

1070
00:27:39,964 --> 00:27:40,124
Yeah.

1071
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,559
And you know, like I said,
I, I started off real strong.

1072
00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:43,579
The idea was great.

1073
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,129
I was like, man, I

1074
00:27:45,459 --> 00:27:45,729
told

1075
00:27:45,729 --> 00:27:46,209
him to go.

1076
00:27:46,419 --> 00:27:48,369
I'm walk out and I'm gonna just Velcro.

1077
00:27:48,659 --> 00:27:52,109
Take off everything on and be
like, let's get down to it.

1078
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,119
That's the fantasy versus reality of it.

1079
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,429
It's this is the fantasy I'm
making in my head, and it's

1080
00:27:57,429 --> 00:27:59,049
gonna be a big skin IMAX movie.

1081
00:27:59,289 --> 00:28:03,849
We're gonna walk in, people are just
gonna be getting it on everywhere.

1082
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,419
Yeah,

1083
00:28:04,569 --> 00:28:05,349
that wasn't the case.

1084
00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:10,729
When we got here, we, we got to say
hello to everybody, but I, I, uh, my

1085
00:28:10,729 --> 00:28:12,044
anxiety was a little off the charts.

1086
00:28:12,044 --> 00:28:12,244
Mm-hmm.

1087
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:15,259
And I was like, oh, I just wanna go to the
room, get my stuff, let's go to the room.

1088
00:28:15,439 --> 00:28:17,659
And then we had to make like
three trips to the vehicle.

1089
00:28:18,259 --> 00:28:20,179
Good friends of ours were
showing us their boobs

1090
00:28:20,479 --> 00:28:20,629
Yeah.

1091
00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:21,349
When we pulled up.

1092
00:28:21,349 --> 00:28:23,749
So that was a good, it's
a good way to start.

1093
00:28:23,749 --> 00:28:23,989
It was some

1094
00:28:24,259 --> 00:28:24,569
good to, that's right.

1095
00:28:25,249 --> 00:28:25,429
You

1096
00:28:25,429 --> 00:28:26,599
have nice boobs.

1097
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:29,479
You do, you have, you
have beautiful man boobs.

1098
00:28:29,479 --> 00:28:30,139
I love them.

1099
00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:31,939
I wanna play with

1100
00:28:31,939 --> 00:28:32,029
them.

1101
00:28:32,034 --> 00:28:32,184
Yeah.

1102
00:28:32,684 --> 00:28:33,304
And I, who

1103
00:28:33,304 --> 00:28:33,584
am I?

1104
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:38,179
I had like resting bitch face when I got
in 'cause I was like, uh, I'm so tired.

1105
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:38,329
Because

1106
00:28:38,329 --> 00:28:40,159
she had to drive back
home and then drive back.

1107
00:28:40,264 --> 00:28:40,384
I

1108
00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:41,899
didn't that, I was just tired.

1109
00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:44,239
My day started early 'cause
I had to pack and stuff

1110
00:28:44,479 --> 00:28:46,999
and I was annoyed 'cause I didn't
have internet for half a day.

1111
00:28:46,999 --> 00:28:47,059
Yeah.

1112
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:47,684
We have very different.

1113
00:28:48,299 --> 00:28:49,229
Lives, the two of us.

1114
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,559
She was working all day and I was
bitching that I didn't have internet.

1115
00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:52,619
Yeah.

1116
00:28:53,009 --> 00:28:53,249
Yeah.

1117
00:28:53,249 --> 00:28:57,899
So we get to talk about whatever and what
we want and you know those fantasies,

1118
00:28:57,899 --> 00:28:59,009
you always make 'em really big.

1119
00:28:59,549 --> 00:29:02,549
You know, you're like, so
and so's gonna be there.

1120
00:29:02,549 --> 00:29:05,099
I'm gonna smoke it and
I'm gonna go Fuck it.

1121
00:29:05,099 --> 00:29:05,429
Yeah.

1122
00:29:05,429 --> 00:29:06,539
We're gonna have fun.

1123
00:29:06,689 --> 00:29:06,929
No.

1124
00:29:06,929 --> 00:29:07,169
Yeah.

1125
00:29:07,229 --> 00:29:08,189
That talk is hot.

1126
00:29:08,489 --> 00:29:08,759
No.

1127
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:08,939
Doesn't

1128
00:29:09,359 --> 00:29:10,349
that talk is so hot.

1129
00:29:10,409 --> 00:29:10,649
Yeah.

1130
00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:12,659
I love it when we have sex to that talk.

1131
00:29:13,529 --> 00:29:13,589
Yeah.

1132
00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:15,239
And then we don't actually do any of that.

1133
00:29:15,239 --> 00:29:16,019
Let's do it.

1134
00:29:16,109 --> 00:29:16,199
Yeah.

1135
00:29:16,819 --> 00:29:17,279
I love that.

1136
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:17,504
Gimme

1137
00:29:17,509 --> 00:29:18,019
that tongue tone.

1138
00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:18,709
Oh, dude.

1139
00:29:19,219 --> 00:29:20,989
We're gonna bang it out
here in a little bit.

1140
00:29:21,289 --> 00:29:21,379
Yes.

1141
00:29:21,379 --> 00:29:22,849
And we're gonna think
about every one of y'all.

1142
00:29:23,349 --> 00:29:23,949
That's right.

1143
00:29:23,954 --> 00:29:25,519
Pretty sure we're gonna
talk about every one of you.

1144
00:29:25,544 --> 00:29:27,724
I'm pretty sure I thought
about every one of y'all, so

1145
00:29:28,419 --> 00:29:31,239
we're not gonna have sex with any of
y'all, but we're gonna talk about you

1146
00:29:31,299 --> 00:29:33,489
when we have sex and it's gonna be hot.

1147
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:37,559
You know, you always build up those
expectations and then it happens

1148
00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:38,879
and or you're there and you're like.

1149
00:29:39,314 --> 00:29:43,754
Super shy or getting, you know,
talking to other people or just

1150
00:29:43,754 --> 00:29:47,084
socializing in general and you're
just like, yeah, no I don't.

1151
00:29:47,684 --> 00:29:48,554
Maybe tomorrow,

1152
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,824
you know, I really have to wonder,
I'm like, some of you guys,

1153
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:54,224
y'all know how to fucking party.

1154
00:29:54,434 --> 00:29:54,974
Yes.

1155
00:29:54,974 --> 00:29:55,064
Right.

1156
00:29:55,064 --> 00:29:58,664
Y'all can, y'all can stay up all night
and party and then get up the next

1157
00:29:58,664 --> 00:30:00,464
morning and be there sipping coffee going,

1158
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:00,734
yeah,

1159
00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:01,469
you ready to go to the pool?

1160
00:30:02,174 --> 00:30:03,854
I'm like, oh my God, no.

1161
00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:07,274
And everybody, everybody in this
room is go away, is they're not,

1162
00:30:07,484 --> 00:30:11,924
I, we're not young, you know,
like from my thirties to fifties.

1163
00:30:11,924 --> 00:30:12,284
I mean, yeah,

1164
00:30:12,284 --> 00:30:12,519
call me out.

1165
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:12,679
Damn.

1166
00:30:12,819 --> 00:30:15,254
You know, we're even older than that.

1167
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:15,794
Okay.

1168
00:30:15,794 --> 00:30:20,594
So yeah, it's like we, you
guys can fucking party.

1169
00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:23,504
Adam and I do not drink and.

1170
00:30:24,134 --> 00:30:27,404
Dude, keeping up with
y'all is freaking fun.

1171
00:30:27,404 --> 00:30:27,614
We,

1172
00:30:28,184 --> 00:30:29,384
we don't do it all the time.

1173
00:30:29,384 --> 00:30:30,194
Like we don't

1174
00:30:30,244 --> 00:30:30,514
no.

1175
00:30:30,514 --> 00:30:31,744
Monday's gonna be a bitch.

1176
00:30:31,804 --> 00:30:32,164
Yeah.

1177
00:30:32,974 --> 00:30:33,274
Okay.

1178
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:33,544
Wait.

1179
00:30:33,544 --> 00:30:34,234
Straight up.

1180
00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:34,684
Hold on.

1181
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,754
Who's it gonna be a bitch for?

1182
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:37,294
For, for her.

1183
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:40,669
Who in turn gonna be a bitch to
me because it was a bitch for her.

1184
00:30:40,669 --> 00:30:43,999
So she's gonna be like, oh, you're gonna
be home all day, enjoying your nice day.

1185
00:30:44,089 --> 00:30:45,169
Oh, I'll have a big list.

1186
00:30:45,169 --> 00:30:46,309
He's doing all the, for us.

1187
00:30:46,309 --> 00:30:48,169
Long as I have internet, I'm okay.

1188
00:30:48,669 --> 00:30:49,029
Yes.

1189
00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:50,649
Everything I do revolves around internet.

1190
00:30:51,259 --> 00:30:52,074
So yeah, . Y'all know how.

1191
00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:55,209
Seriously, we're there,
we're chilling by the pool.

1192
00:30:55,509 --> 00:30:55,749
Yeah.

1193
00:30:55,749 --> 00:30:56,529
That was really

1194
00:30:56,529 --> 00:30:57,039
a,

1195
00:30:57,039 --> 00:30:57,714
that was so a fun vibe.

1196
00:30:57,714 --> 00:30:58,234
That was much fun.

1197
00:30:58,719 --> 00:31:01,419
There's no, you know,
everybody goes around mm-hmm.

1198
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:04,329
And they do their own thing, which
I think is really, really cool.

1199
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,589
Nothing is very, very,

1200
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:07,849
You have to go here, you have to do this.

1201
00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,969
You know, nobody's uptight,
nobody's obnoxious.

1202
00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,469
It's just like, I don't know.

1203
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:14,274
It's what I would think
Woodstock would be like.

1204
00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:14,619
Yeah.

1205
00:31:14,649 --> 00:31:16,719
Minus, minus the laid back music.

1206
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:16,809
Yeah.

1207
00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:17,379
It really is.

1208
00:31:17,379 --> 00:31:19,199
We had some of our friends hadn't met.

1209
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:24,704
Half of y'all that were out there
yesterday and they were like, wow,

1210
00:31:24,914 --> 00:31:26,924
that's why y'all go out all the time.

1211
00:31:26,924 --> 00:31:29,864
And I'm like, yeah, there, there's,
you know, there's some people in the

1212
00:31:29,864 --> 00:31:31,124
group you kind of stay away from.

1213
00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:33,284
It's, it's like normal life, right?

1214
00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:38,114
But other than that, everybody is
pretty cordial and not cliquey.

1215
00:31:38,584 --> 00:31:39,674
Yeah, that's what's really

1216
00:31:39,674 --> 00:31:39,754
cool.

1217
00:31:39,754 --> 00:31:39,874
Cool.

1218
00:31:39,874 --> 00:31:40,034
Clicky.

1219
00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:41,059
Nobody's cliquey here.

1220
00:31:41,089 --> 00:31:45,589
You'll see little, you'll see the couples
that are together and, and whatever, but.

1221
00:31:46,549 --> 00:31:50,419
You can go in and talk to 'em and
they're like, hi, you know, who are you?

1222
00:31:50,419 --> 00:31:51,049
What's your name?

1223
00:31:51,049 --> 00:31:51,709
Where you from?

1224
00:31:51,889 --> 00:31:52,369
Blah, blah, blah.

1225
00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:54,949
It's so awesome.

1226
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:55,939
Like that's the fun part.

1227
00:31:56,719 --> 00:31:57,589
That's the fun part.

1228
00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:59,184
Well, I mean, and the
partying, because you guys,

1229
00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:00,464
I like my genitals played with personally.

1230
00:32:00,964 --> 00:32:05,719
You guys were like thumping it out
and I was like, oh, look at that.

1231
00:32:05,804 --> 00:32:06,584
I'm still awake.

1232
00:32:07,564 --> 00:32:08,104
I'm still awake.

1233
00:32:08,104 --> 00:32:08,329
I'm still awake.

1234
00:32:08,539 --> 00:32:08,629
Yeah,

1235
00:32:09,129 --> 00:32:10,869
dude, it was two o'clock
when we went to bed.

1236
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:11,294
Yeah.

1237
00:32:11,349 --> 00:32:11,679
Yeah.

1238
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:11,919
I

1239
00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:13,734
mean, when y'all went to go get
the Whataburger, I was like.

1240
00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:16,269
Do we have, my contacts were all dry.

1241
00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:17,349
I was like, do we have to stay out here?

1242
00:32:17,919 --> 00:32:18,249
I was like,

1243
00:32:18,254 --> 00:32:19,839
like, I don't think I could
stay out here any longer.

1244
00:32:19,839 --> 00:32:19,869
I

1245
00:32:19,869 --> 00:32:21,459
was like, I'm gonna, the room

1246
00:32:21,879 --> 00:32:22,119
we're right

1247
00:32:22,119 --> 00:32:22,209
there.

1248
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:22,569
Oh, yeah.

1249
00:32:22,569 --> 00:32:26,169
So we knew it because somebody
before y'all were, were had come and

1250
00:32:26,169 --> 00:32:27,549
they were like, the line was long.

1251
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:29,709
I was like, see, we should
have door dashed it.

1252
00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:30,219
See,

1253
00:32:30,429 --> 00:32:31,869
but it still would've been a long time.

1254
00:32:32,139 --> 00:32:33,429
Yeah, it would've been a long time.

1255
00:32:33,649 --> 00:32:34,939
But yeah, no, they were partying.

1256
00:32:34,939 --> 00:32:36,499
That music was thumping.

1257
00:32:36,679 --> 00:32:40,069
Now, you know, one thing that I'm
curious about is as far as, as

1258
00:32:40,069 --> 00:32:43,879
etiquette is concerned, the open
door, closed door policy, you know,

1259
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:48,089
for us, we are exhibitionists, so
we like to be seen getting it on.

1260
00:32:48,089 --> 00:32:49,049
We like to put on a show.

1261
00:32:49,049 --> 00:32:49,469
So if you've ever

1262
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:49,944
gone to the club,

1263
00:32:50,284 --> 00:32:50,504
no.

1264
00:32:50,574 --> 00:32:50,864
Mean

1265
00:32:50,864 --> 00:32:50,894
we always like,

1266
00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:53,159
we always like to have the
door open, that sort of thing.

1267
00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:55,979
But for people who don't like to be seen.

1268
00:32:56,699 --> 00:33:00,899
Is it just a matter of saying, Hey, let's
go in here and let's just close the door.

1269
00:33:00,899 --> 00:33:01,849
Like, is it that simple?

1270
00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:01,969
Oh,

1271
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:02,389
okay.

1272
00:33:02,389 --> 00:33:03,709
Yeah, I know, I know.

1273
00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:07,909
It seems, it seems like a silly thing
to say, but i've noticed that there

1274
00:33:07,909 --> 00:33:11,239
are times where we'll walk up and down
to look at the rooms and it seems like

1275
00:33:11,269 --> 00:33:12,919
everybody's fucking door is closed.

1276
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:17,059
And I'm like, either people are
asleep or they're fucking, and

1277
00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:20,269
he, and I'm like listening and
I'm like, I don't hear nothing.

1278
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:21,169
He is not,

1279
00:33:21,169 --> 00:33:22,999
I don't hear any noises in there.

1280
00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:24,139
And I'm like, this is bunk.

1281
00:33:24,229 --> 00:33:25,099
Let's go over here.

1282
00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:28,419
No, because we wondered that
at the, yeah, he has a cup.

1283
00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:29,289
He's the,

1284
00:33:29,699 --> 00:33:32,584
these WWE be dope beyond monogamy do com

1285
00:33:33,424 --> 00:33:35,509
so that, um, our room has a doorbell.

1286
00:33:35,929 --> 00:33:37,279
Our room has a doorbell.

1287
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:37,319
Yeah.

1288
00:33:37,699 --> 00:33:38,749
Don't go ringing it guys.

1289
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:38,989
Yeah.

1290
00:33:38,989 --> 00:33:40,849
Don't be fucking with
me at two in morning.

1291
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:44,899
You can ring my bell like you could do the
special knock and maybe we'll open, but

1292
00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,429
outside of that, you ring that doorbell.

1293
00:33:46,489 --> 00:33:46,879
Forget it

1294
00:33:47,379 --> 00:33:50,994
if you have Whataburger in your
hand, or Dutch bros. That is an in,

1295
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:51,964
That's my doorbell.

1296
00:33:51,969 --> 00:33:53,779
I'm gonna be like, can
you buy me Whataburger?

1297
00:33:53,854 --> 00:33:54,574
I'm hungry.

1298
00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:55,224
Manal.

1299
00:33:55,224 --> 00:33:56,424
Can you buy it for me, please?

1300
00:33:57,084 --> 00:33:57,624
That's right.

1301
00:33:58,329 --> 00:34:00,414
I'm, I'm like, where's
the Dutch bros? Yeah.

1302
00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,574
I had to find the first, uh,
coffee shop this morning.

1303
00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:03,264
As soon as we got up.

1304
00:34:03,324 --> 00:34:03,714
I did.

1305
00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:05,869
Uh, we had a, we had a meeting
at seven o'clock in the morning

1306
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:06,834
and he has more coming to him, so

1307
00:34:06,954 --> 00:34:07,224
Yeah.

1308
00:34:07,224 --> 00:34:07,709
Oh, I do.

1309
00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:08,274
I do.

1310
00:34:08,274 --> 00:34:10,734
I was hoping it would be here
before the show, but it's okay.

1311
00:34:11,434 --> 00:34:12,064
I really, I was

1312
00:34:12,064 --> 00:34:12,874
worried about the noise.

1313
00:34:13,444 --> 00:34:14,464
I was worried.

1314
00:34:14,464 --> 00:34:16,954
She walked in and she was like,
gosh, the music's so loud.

1315
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,349
And I was like, things old people say.

1316
00:34:18,349 --> 00:34:18,549
And I was

1317
00:34:18,549 --> 00:34:18,709
like, what?

1318
00:34:18,714 --> 00:34:21,424
Our, our room is right there,
right next to the speakers.

1319
00:34:21,424 --> 00:34:21,824
And I was like.

1320
00:34:22,324 --> 00:34:24,634
Fuck, we're, I'm not
gonna be able to do this.

1321
00:34:24,724 --> 00:34:24,904
I'll

1322
00:34:24,904 --> 00:34:24,994
home.

1323
00:34:24,994 --> 00:34:26,494
I mean, I Wasn wasn't worried about us.

1324
00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:26,824
Yeah.

1325
00:34:26,824 --> 00:34:28,054
We have a sound machine.

1326
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:28,569
I'm getss.

1327
00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:29,529
Lot of wave noises.

1328
00:34:29,529 --> 00:34:30,304
I'm glad I had my machine with me.

1329
00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:30,544
Yeah.

1330
00:34:30,544 --> 00:34:31,474
And that's loud.

1331
00:34:31,474 --> 00:34:33,754
And then she has her little
puffy eye thing mm-hmm.

1332
00:34:33,784 --> 00:34:34,684
That she puts on.

1333
00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:37,414
Uh, I could sleep in a dump
truck, like I don't really care.

1334
00:34:37,414 --> 00:34:37,474
Yeah.

1335
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,494
I'll sleep wherever.

1336
00:34:38,924 --> 00:34:42,679
But the music, uh, stopped around
two in the morning, one 30 in

1337
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:42,779
the morning or something.

1338
00:34:42,779 --> 00:34:42,789
Yeah.

1339
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,924
You went to room and you actually
couldn't hear it like it was

1340
00:34:44,924 --> 00:34:47,144
muffled and I was like, oh, okay.

1341
00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:47,744
Yeah.

1342
00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:48,079
Yeah.

1343
00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:48,854
It was nice.

1344
00:34:48,914 --> 00:34:49,814
But I did expect.

1345
00:34:50,314 --> 00:34:52,564
Way harder party partying.

1346
00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,004
I guess maybe today will be that.

1347
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,824
I was just, I like to watch,
I am a people watcher, guys.

1348
00:34:57,064 --> 00:34:58,234
You see me sitting down.

1349
00:34:58,234 --> 00:35:00,544
I'm not, I'm like literally
watching all of y'all.

1350
00:35:00,544 --> 00:35:01,414
I'm just like looking.

1351
00:35:01,594 --> 00:35:02,944
I'm so fascinated by it.

1352
00:35:03,844 --> 00:35:04,894
I really am.

1353
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,124
I'm like fascinated by it.

1354
00:35:06,124 --> 00:35:09,274
I'm like, dude, look at
them fucking partying out.

1355
00:35:09,514 --> 00:35:09,694
Yeah.

1356
00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:12,424
If you see us staring at y'all,
we're not talking about you.

1357
00:35:12,424 --> 00:35:13,624
We're probably just watching,

1358
00:35:13,624 --> 00:35:13,714
and

1359
00:35:14,524 --> 00:35:15,934
I dunno what, in a weird, weird way.

1360
00:35:16,234 --> 00:35:18,179
I think my watching we are,

1361
00:35:18,679 --> 00:35:19,789
and we don't think anything of it.

1362
00:35:19,789 --> 00:35:20,629
It feels normal.

1363
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,669
We're just like, just staring.

1364
00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:23,299
Yeah.

1365
00:35:23,419 --> 00:35:26,389
And it's like after like five
minutes, I'm like, oh, sorry.

1366
00:35:26,394 --> 00:35:26,654
Yeah.

1367
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:27,499
I think I had to tell you.

1368
00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:28,459
I was like, oh, I'm sorry.

1369
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,539
I was looking at your tattoos.

1370
00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:30,649
I wasn't looking at your tits.

1371
00:35:30,649 --> 00:35:32,839
But now that I'm talking about
'em, I'm totally looking at 'em.

1372
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:34,339
And they're wonderful.

1373
00:35:34,759 --> 00:35:38,449
It was, it was, um, it was, so
I'm looking forward to today.

1374
00:35:39,084 --> 00:35:40,914
Because that was super, super nice.

1375
00:35:40,914 --> 00:35:41,634
That was fun.

1376
00:35:41,814 --> 00:35:42,474
That was fun.

1377
00:35:42,579 --> 00:35:43,219
I like chatting with

1378
00:35:43,439 --> 00:35:43,659
you

1379
00:35:43,659 --> 00:35:43,779
guys.

1380
00:35:43,779 --> 00:35:44,059
Y'all.

1381
00:35:44,179 --> 00:35:44,309
I know.

1382
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:47,154
Not everybody, not everybody
comes on Friday nights.

1383
00:35:47,154 --> 00:35:47,544
I know.

1384
00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:50,034
Uh, a lot of people should be here today

1385
00:35:50,574 --> 00:35:51,744
on Saturday because you
have to buy a weekend.

1386
00:35:51,744 --> 00:35:52,044
Right.

1387
00:35:52,104 --> 00:35:53,154
It's a takeover usually.

1388
00:35:53,154 --> 00:35:53,574
So, yeah.

1389
00:35:53,574 --> 00:35:54,894
And you know, it's funny because.

1390
00:35:55,309 --> 00:35:59,589
When I brought up the, you know, I, I
do content on TikTok guys, so if you

1391
00:35:59,589 --> 00:36:00,814
don't follow me on TikTok, you tell me

1392
00:36:00,814 --> 00:36:00,894
shit.

1393
00:36:00,894 --> 00:36:01,809
You know, it's the bald truth.

1394
00:36:01,809 --> 00:36:02,529
The bald truth,

1395
00:36:02,529 --> 00:36:04,209
but you can always go to www,

1396
00:36:04,314 --> 00:36:07,349
www beyond all of our clips are on there.

1397
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:08,469
So yeah, it's,

1398
00:36:08,469 --> 00:36:10,989
um, not everybody, but we've had,
we've had a lot of people tell us

1399
00:36:10,989 --> 00:36:12,369
that they were gonna, uh, wait.

1400
00:36:13,134 --> 00:36:13,644
From Friday.

1401
00:36:13,644 --> 00:36:14,724
They were gonna come in Saturday.

1402
00:36:14,724 --> 00:36:14,874
Yeah.

1403
00:36:15,184 --> 00:36:18,064
And I think that it's gonna
be bumping tonight, man.

1404
00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:19,264
I'm, I think it's gonna be bump.

1405
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:19,414
I can't

1406
00:36:19,474 --> 00:36:19,684
wait.

1407
00:36:20,184 --> 00:36:20,304
Lemme

1408
00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:20,574
and see.

1409
00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:20,754
That's,

1410
00:36:21,009 --> 00:36:21,709
and watch all of you.

1411
00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:25,344
These are, these are very opposite
reactions and this is why people like

1412
00:36:25,344 --> 00:36:27,054
the show is because she's very excited.

1413
00:36:27,504 --> 00:36:29,709
She's very excited to,
uh, have everybody here.

1414
00:36:30,294 --> 00:36:31,524
I am the little Chihuahua dog.

1415
00:36:31,764 --> 00:36:32,064
Yeah.

1416
00:36:32,094 --> 00:36:34,044
And I'm like, fuck people.

1417
00:36:34,914 --> 00:36:36,144
There's gonna be people.

1418
00:36:36,684 --> 00:36:36,924
Huh?

1419
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:37,804
I'm on the gu.

1420
00:36:38,304 --> 00:36:43,184
I don't know if y'all know, but since my
birthday, I've wanted to have a gang bang.

1421
00:36:43,484 --> 00:36:43,934
It's true.

1422
00:36:44,594 --> 00:36:45,889
Do I talked Beth?

1423
00:36:45,889 --> 00:36:46,169
Right?

1424
00:36:46,589 --> 00:36:47,169
And I was like,

1425
00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:51,464
I, we were at the fucking table, the
dinner table, her birthday dinner,

1426
00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:55,094
having sushi and she's like, so I
totally wanna have a gang bang tonight.

1427
00:36:55,124 --> 00:36:57,374
And you can, it's, it's that moment where

1428
00:36:57,404 --> 00:36:57,914
I did

1429
00:36:57,914 --> 00:36:58,934
the music stopped

1430
00:36:58,939 --> 00:37:01,244
and you looked, you looked at me
and I was like, wait, but, and

1431
00:37:01,244 --> 00:37:01,769
you looked at me and you're like.

1432
00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:04,519
I was like, yeah, I wanna have, but,

1433
00:37:04,524 --> 00:37:06,609
and he is like, right now, check please.

1434
00:37:06,669 --> 00:37:07,269
I cut off.

1435
00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:11,009
Yeah, I did have an orgy on
my birthday, so that's good.

1436
00:37:11,069 --> 00:37:11,489
Yeah.

1437
00:37:11,579 --> 00:37:11,939
Anyway.

1438
00:37:11,944 --> 00:37:12,104
Yeah.

1439
00:37:12,744 --> 00:37:13,104
I just thought,

1440
00:37:13,289 --> 00:37:13,919
yeah, that was good.

1441
00:37:13,949 --> 00:37:15,509
I just thought I'm not, I'm not pointed.

1442
00:37:15,749 --> 00:37:17,904
I'm just thinking I could
have it, but it was, I

1443
00:37:17,984 --> 00:37:18,789
could totally bang you

1444
00:37:18,789 --> 00:37:21,519
guys, so it would totally, and
but wait guys, this is where I

1445
00:37:21,519 --> 00:37:22,989
come in very super transparent.

1446
00:37:22,989 --> 00:37:24,339
It's not for the guy's pleasure.

1447
00:37:24,339 --> 00:37:25,419
I do not wanna have.

1448
00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:26,799
Sex with you.

1449
00:37:26,799 --> 00:37:30,029
Four longer than two minutes each.

1450
00:37:30,989 --> 00:37:33,629
Well, what's good is a lot of
us can't last that long anyway,

1451
00:37:34,199 --> 00:37:34,469
so what's good?

1452
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:34,679
You know, look,

1453
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:37,529
tell that's my kind of sex right there.

1454
00:37:37,529 --> 00:37:38,159
I love that.

1455
00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:39,209
I don't need long sessions.

1456
00:37:39,209 --> 00:37:39,959
I just need the sex.

1457
00:37:40,544 --> 00:37:41,324
So that's what I want.

1458
00:37:41,324 --> 00:37:42,344
I wanna have a gang bang.

1459
00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:43,544
Thanks for the memories.

1460
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:44,529
It's so good.

1461
00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:45,249
You like it though?

1462
00:37:45,249 --> 00:37:45,819
Oh, totally.

1463
00:37:45,819 --> 00:37:46,089
Thank you.

1464
00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:46,299
No.

1465
00:37:46,359 --> 00:37:46,539
Yeah.

1466
00:37:46,544 --> 00:37:46,734
Okay.

1467
00:37:46,854 --> 00:37:47,614
I mean, snapshots.

1468
00:37:47,619 --> 00:37:49,569
It's your best two minutes of your life.

1469
00:37:49,659 --> 00:37:50,169
Oh, man.

1470
00:37:50,169 --> 00:37:50,409
Right?

1471
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:50,919
Yes.

1472
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,949
And then I jack off to
it for weeks after that.

1473
00:37:53,954 --> 00:37:54,214
There go.

1474
00:37:54,459 --> 00:37:54,934
It's amazing.

1475
00:37:55,254 --> 00:37:55,374
I

1476
00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:55,614
love that.

1477
00:37:55,684 --> 00:37:57,549
It's less than two minutes every time.

1478
00:37:57,549 --> 00:37:57,974
There you go.

1479
00:37:57,974 --> 00:37:58,569
And I don't mind it.

1480
00:37:58,929 --> 00:38:00,249
So anyway, that's what I want.

1481
00:38:00,249 --> 00:38:01,329
I wanna have a gang bang.

1482
00:38:01,689 --> 00:38:03,819
This is me telling you
my expectation for today,

1483
00:38:03,969 --> 00:38:04,209
girl.

1484
00:38:04,214 --> 00:38:04,654
I already know

1485
00:38:05,469 --> 00:38:07,809
I wanna have a gang bang with men.

1486
00:38:08,454 --> 00:38:11,844
Five, six, but I don't want
it to be for their pleasure.

1487
00:38:11,844 --> 00:38:12,804
Like, you're not coming.

1488
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:15,294
I just wanna have the
experience, whatever.

1489
00:38:15,564 --> 00:38:19,914
And then when I'm done, you know,
maybe we're in it for like 15 minutes.

1490
00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:20,944
I'm done.

1491
00:38:21,544 --> 00:38:21,844
But

1492
00:38:22,114 --> 00:38:22,564
no cuddling,

1493
00:38:22,804 --> 00:38:23,344
no cuddle.

1494
00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:23,944
Oh God, no.

1495
00:38:24,514 --> 00:38:25,984
Do not cuddle me.

1496
00:38:26,044 --> 00:38:26,434
No.

1497
00:38:26,934 --> 00:38:27,954
And don't cuddle with him.

1498
00:38:27,954 --> 00:38:28,584
It's one of our, this is a

1499
00:38:28,584 --> 00:38:30,204
gang bang, not a gang cuddle.

1500
00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:30,864
That's right.

1501
00:38:31,314 --> 00:38:32,994
This is a, let's just do this.

1502
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:36,879
But I also want it filmed,
like it has to be filmed.

1503
00:38:37,179 --> 00:38:38,229
And it's a plus.

1504
00:38:38,229 --> 00:38:40,289
If you have an only fast, it's a plus.

1505
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:41,519
But anyway, that's what I want.

1506
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:45,769
And then of course I wanna
have 6, 7, 8 women we cuddle.

1507
00:38:45,769 --> 00:38:45,859
Yes.

1508
00:38:45,859 --> 00:38:47,514
So as we can cuddle.

1509
00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:50,239
But yeah, that's, that's
gonna be my goal for today.

1510
00:38:50,569 --> 00:38:51,349
For today.

1511
00:38:51,859 --> 00:38:51,919
Yeah.

1512
00:38:51,919 --> 00:38:52,669
That's your goal.

1513
00:38:52,909 --> 00:38:53,149
Yeah.

1514
00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,204
I didn't happen on my birthday.

1515
00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:55,324
Oh,

1516
00:38:55,324 --> 00:38:56,404
you better take a nap, girl.

1517
00:38:56,454 --> 00:38:56,689
. Just talking

1518
00:38:56,689 --> 00:38:56,809
about

1519
00:38:56,809 --> 00:38:56,889
it.

1520
00:38:56,894 --> 00:38:57,704
I had my birthday.

1521
00:38:57,704 --> 00:38:58,424
Y'all were there.

1522
00:38:58,604 --> 00:38:59,204
We had an or.

1523
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:00,074
You know y'all.

1524
00:39:00,134 --> 00:39:00,884
You saw us in the middle.

1525
00:39:00,884 --> 00:39:01,844
We were having a big orgy.

1526
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:02,624
Oh, and y'all left.

1527
00:39:02,894 --> 00:39:03,734
We had a big orgy girl.

1528
00:39:04,544 --> 00:39:05,474
Wait, y'all weren't in that orgy?

1529
00:39:05,894 --> 00:39:06,284
I'm just kidding.

1530
00:39:06,364 --> 00:39:06,964
I really enjoyed myself.

1531
00:39:06,964 --> 00:39:07,849
Oh, I'm hanging out girl.

1532
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:11,969
The girl that was with that's there, our
friend Ray, um, she had the magic wand.

1533
00:39:11,969 --> 00:39:13,109
Oh my God.

1534
00:39:13,109 --> 00:39:16,614
The Hitachi, the best fucking
toy ever invented by man.

1535
00:39:16,614 --> 00:39:17,174
It's like a little

1536
00:39:17,414 --> 00:39:17,774
baseball bat.

1537
00:39:17,934 --> 00:39:18,094
A man,

1538
00:39:18,294 --> 00:39:18,534
a little

1539
00:39:19,414 --> 00:39:20,699
a man invented that.

1540
00:39:20,699 --> 00:39:22,889
You could do some, some damage
with it if you got into a fight.

1541
00:39:22,979 --> 00:39:23,429
Yeah,

1542
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:23,729
that's right.

1543
00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:24,449
An

1544
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:24,649
eight

1545
00:39:24,814 --> 00:39:26,914
you could beat some ass
and then come afterwards.

1546
00:39:27,664 --> 00:39:27,754
Yeah.

1547
00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,494
For anybody who kink is that

1548
00:39:29,554 --> 00:39:31,174
Yeah, an Asian man invented that.

1549
00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:31,774
Yeah.

1550
00:39:31,774 --> 00:39:32,554
It's a Hitachi.

1551
00:39:32,554 --> 00:39:32,884
Yeah.

1552
00:39:33,384 --> 00:39:34,764
Mind blowing anyway,

1553
00:39:34,884 --> 00:39:35,184
too.

1554
00:39:35,274 --> 00:39:37,344
Although my, my friend
just told me he's a guy.

1555
00:39:37,344 --> 00:39:38,094
He uses it.

1556
00:39:38,664 --> 00:39:39,194
He's like, I put my,

1557
00:39:39,884 --> 00:39:40,304
yeah,

1558
00:39:40,804 --> 00:39:41,854
that one you can send to him.

1559
00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:42,124
Okay.

1560
00:39:42,124 --> 00:39:42,514
Anyway

1561
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:43,054
did

1562
00:39:43,054 --> 00:39:43,624
you have fun?

1563
00:39:43,984 --> 00:39:44,524
I loved it.

1564
00:39:44,614 --> 00:39:44,824
Yeah.

1565
00:39:44,824 --> 00:39:45,694
Happy birthday honey.

1566
00:39:46,194 --> 00:39:46,899
I had a great time.

1567
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:47,299
Oh,

1568
00:39:47,299 --> 00:39:48,114
you had a great time.

1569
00:39:48,114 --> 00:39:48,624
Oh my God.

1570
00:39:48,624 --> 00:39:50,454
I was like, why are you
stopping me right now?

1571
00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:50,904
And she's like,

1572
00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:51,384
oh yeah,

1573
00:39:51,384 --> 00:39:51,894
we're done.

1574
00:39:51,894 --> 00:39:51,984
And

1575
00:39:52,019 --> 00:39:53,214
I was like, I did, yes.

1576
00:39:53,214 --> 00:39:53,394
Really?

1577
00:39:53,399 --> 00:39:54,294
Lemme tell you.

1578
00:39:54,294 --> 00:39:54,984
I did.

1579
00:39:54,984 --> 00:39:55,674
I saw him.

1580
00:39:55,674 --> 00:39:57,384
I was like, okay, that's the com.

1581
00:39:57,384 --> 00:39:58,584
He already came face.

1582
00:39:59,034 --> 00:40:00,504
And then I looked at him and I was like,

1583
00:40:00,504 --> 00:40:02,904
but that's the, he already
came, but he's still hard face.

1584
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:03,174
Yeah.

1585
00:40:03,174 --> 00:40:03,984
Oh, I'm pretty sure.

1586
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,304
But I, it, he did it once.

1587
00:40:05,304 --> 00:40:06,264
I thought he had already done it twice.

1588
00:40:06,264 --> 00:40:08,444
I was like, and so he
came and I said, I'm done.

1589
00:40:09,254 --> 00:40:11,474
And so he grabbed me
and I, I said, I'm done.

1590
00:40:11,524 --> 00:40:13,109
Anyways, so yeah, that's my goal.

1591
00:40:13,609 --> 00:40:15,469
Man, I love talking about your birthday.

1592
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:15,859
Men, women.

1593
00:40:16,359 --> 00:40:16,959
That's great.

1594
00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:19,899
No, you know, she's always
asked me what my fantasies are.

1595
00:40:19,929 --> 00:40:21,549
'cause she's like, you know,
I wanna do the gang bang.

1596
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:21,759
Mm-hmm.

1597
00:40:21,999 --> 00:40:23,019
What, what's, what's your thing?

1598
00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:23,704
What do you wanna do?

1599
00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:24,704
And I'm like.

1600
00:40:25,204 --> 00:40:26,014
I don't know.

1601
00:40:26,014 --> 00:40:27,154
Like I have nothing.

1602
00:40:27,154 --> 00:40:27,214
Yeah.

1603
00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:30,124
And the reason why I have nothing
is because I've experienced

1604
00:40:30,124 --> 00:40:31,174
pretty much everything.

1605
00:40:31,744 --> 00:40:31,804
Yeah.

1606
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,714
And when you've experienced everything,
it's hard to fantasize Yeah.

1607
00:40:34,774 --> 00:40:38,764
About something new if you've pretty much
done everything that's been on your list.

1608
00:40:38,794 --> 00:40:39,094
Yeah.

1609
00:40:39,214 --> 00:40:42,544
Um, you know, I'm, I'm scared of heights,
so obviously I don't want to do anything

1610
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:47,434
that's gonna risk that, you know, but,
uh, you know, I've had water sex before.

1611
00:40:47,434 --> 00:40:48,904
I didn't get no yeast infection.

1612
00:40:49,654 --> 00:40:53,104
Um, you know, I've, I've, I've done,
uh, yeah, I've done quite a bit.

1613
00:40:53,314 --> 00:40:54,724
Yeah, I checked some boxes.

1614
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:55,714
I've actually,

1615
00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,239
you have,

1616
00:40:56,539 --> 00:41:02,344
you know, it took me getting married to
have the best, craziest sex life ever

1617
00:41:02,349 --> 00:41:03,569
Welcome with lot of You're welcome.

1618
00:41:03,569 --> 00:41:03,694
Yeah.

1619
00:41:04,024 --> 00:41:05,764
I got married to have
sex with other people.

1620
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:06,454
Incredible.

1621
00:41:06,454 --> 00:41:07,114
You're so welcome.

1622
00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:09,604
'
cause when I was single I
couldn't, I didn't have a shot.

1623
00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:13,254
When I was single, I was like,
Hey, uh, so do you want, no.

1624
00:41:14,244 --> 00:41:14,574
Fuck.

1625
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,274
Now I understand why single
guy's go into the lifestyle.

1626
00:41:17,484 --> 00:41:17,694
Yeah.

1627
00:41:17,849 --> 00:41:18,894
Like it's easier.

1628
00:41:19,164 --> 00:41:19,344
Yeah.

1629
00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,544
It's easier than the vanilla world.

1630
00:41:20,574 --> 00:41:20,754
It's

1631
00:41:20,754 --> 00:41:21,324
sometimes,

1632
00:41:21,324 --> 00:41:21,774
of course.

1633
00:41:22,644 --> 00:41:22,824
Yeah.

1634
00:41:22,824 --> 00:41:23,694
That's my, um.

1635
00:41:24,194 --> 00:41:26,594
Now, so, so that's your goal for today.

1636
00:41:26,594 --> 00:41:28,514
And I can almost tell you that
most likely it's not gonna happen,

1637
00:41:28,514 --> 00:41:30,844
but it's a great goal to have.

1638
00:41:30,959 --> 00:41:31,249
It's,

1639
00:41:31,444 --> 00:41:35,314
it's something to keep in mind
and now that everybody knows it,

1640
00:41:35,314 --> 00:41:36,784
maybe it can come to fruition.

1641
00:41:36,874 --> 00:41:37,234
Yeah.

1642
00:41:37,284 --> 00:41:41,754
But without that goal in mind, is there
any other goals that you have planned?

1643
00:41:41,754 --> 00:41:43,249
Is there anything that you're looking to

1644
00:41:43,349 --> 00:41:45,804
I'm ready to smoke it up with my buddies.

1645
00:41:46,374 --> 00:41:46,524
Yeah.

1646
00:41:47,024 --> 00:41:48,169
And, uh, sit by the pool.

1647
00:41:48,669 --> 00:41:49,929
I wonder, are they doing bingo.

1648
00:41:49,929 --> 00:41:50,739
Is bingo happening?

1649
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:52,079
They're having a bingo.

1650
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:52,139
A

1651
00:41:52,139 --> 00:41:52,319
bingo.

1652
00:41:53,129 --> 00:41:53,419
Yeah.

1653
00:41:54,049 --> 00:41:54,339
Jeez.

1654
00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:54,579
But

1655
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,734
yeah, I'm looking forward to
being, um, chilling by the pool.

1656
00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:57,274
Yeah.

1657
00:41:57,274 --> 00:41:57,814
Relaxing.

1658
00:41:58,024 --> 00:41:58,324
Yeah.

1659
00:41:58,714 --> 00:41:59,044
Yeah.

1660
00:41:59,044 --> 00:41:59,104
So.

1661
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:05,274
What's really, really cool about the,
uh, the hotel takeover and, and this

1662
00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:08,874
is something that I was getting at
before, uh, stoner brain took over,

1663
00:42:09,834 --> 00:42:13,794
was compared to the club where you
don't have that much time out here.

1664
00:42:13,794 --> 00:42:13,884
Mm-hmm.

1665
00:42:14,124 --> 00:42:16,404
You have an entire weekend
to hobnob with everybody.

1666
00:42:16,854 --> 00:42:18,669
You don't have to have sex at night.

1667
00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:21,309
You can have sex during
the day, which is great.

1668
00:42:21,309 --> 00:42:22,689
That was always one of my complaints.

1669
00:42:22,929 --> 00:42:23,799
I like day sex.

1670
00:42:24,339 --> 00:42:27,429
Sometimes I wanna, I wanna fuck
with the sunlight in the background.

1671
00:42:27,459 --> 00:42:27,549
Yes.

1672
00:42:27,669 --> 00:42:29,439
You know, it's nice.

1673
00:42:29,499 --> 00:42:30,399
It's nice to know.

1674
00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:31,209
Yeah, it's nice.

1675
00:42:31,419 --> 00:42:34,899
I enjoy seeing the sunlight peek in
through the window every now and then.

1676
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,949
But you know, everybody gets to kind of.

1677
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:38,659
Relax with each other.

1678
00:42:38,659 --> 00:42:40,069
You get to really get to know each other.

1679
00:42:40,069 --> 00:42:40,819
And that's my thing.

1680
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:40,879
Yeah.

1681
00:42:40,939 --> 00:42:42,529
I like to connect with everybody.

1682
00:42:42,529 --> 00:42:47,219
I like to see if you're somebody
that I would even vibe with in that

1683
00:42:47,219 --> 00:42:48,749
way, you have more time with you.

1684
00:42:48,749 --> 00:42:48,809
You do.

1685
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,299
And that's really, really cool
because when you see somebody

1686
00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:53,459
who is just about to go to sleep.

1687
00:42:53,979 --> 00:42:55,809
Or you see them when they just woke up.

1688
00:42:55,929 --> 00:42:56,229
Mm-hmm.

1689
00:42:56,769 --> 00:42:59,169
And that's a different person
than what you see in the club.

1690
00:42:59,259 --> 00:42:59,559
Yeah.

1691
00:42:59,829 --> 00:43:03,159
That's some cra some of y'all,
y'all woke up, some of y'all look

1692
00:43:03,159 --> 00:43:05,349
a little crazy and you woke up.

1693
00:43:05,979 --> 00:43:08,829
I mean, I'm not judging because
I woke up looking like, I mean,

1694
00:43:08,829 --> 00:43:09,464
I woke up looking like this.

1695
00:43:09,964 --> 00:43:11,044
I stayed looking like this whole

1696
00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:11,959
day he's married to me.

1697
00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:13,354
I wear a little hat.

1698
00:43:13,354 --> 00:43:14,374
She had a bonnet on.

1699
00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:14,434
I

1700
00:43:14,439 --> 00:43:16,384
have a bonnet on, I have a eye thing on

1701
00:43:16,384 --> 00:43:17,374
guys, you know,

1702
00:43:17,374 --> 00:43:18,214
makeup soft.

1703
00:43:18,214 --> 00:43:18,484
Like

1704
00:43:18,704 --> 00:43:22,934
We were, we had just eaten water burger
as gorgeous and we were laying in the bed

1705
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:24,704
and she was like, you need to fuck me.

1706
00:43:25,204 --> 00:43:28,234
And I was like, I looked over
and she's got her little bonnet

1707
00:43:28,234 --> 00:43:33,214
on, she got her glasses on her
nightgown looking like something

1708
00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:34,564
at a little house of the prairie.

1709
00:43:35,104 --> 00:43:36,004
And I was like, ah.

1710
00:43:36,504 --> 00:43:38,344
Okay, we're gonna do this Now.

1711
00:43:38,674 --> 00:43:39,664
I look pretty right?

1712
00:43:39,664 --> 00:43:39,994
Yeah.

1713
00:43:39,994 --> 00:43:41,254
No, I, you looked great.

1714
00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:42,664
You looked, you looked really good.

1715
00:43:42,664 --> 00:43:43,864
The bonnet is a great look.

1716
00:43:44,849 --> 00:43:47,799
I I always had a thing for,
uh, strawberry shortcake.

1717
00:43:47,829 --> 00:43:48,129
You do?

1718
00:43:48,369 --> 00:43:48,549
Yeah.

1719
00:43:48,549 --> 00:43:48,759
See,

1720
00:43:48,909 --> 00:43:49,419
see?

1721
00:43:49,509 --> 00:43:49,899
Sexy.

1722
00:43:49,899 --> 00:43:50,469
There you go.

1723
00:43:50,469 --> 00:43:50,829
That's right.

1724
00:43:50,949 --> 00:43:52,419
Strawberry shortcake is very sexy.

1725
00:43:52,879 --> 00:43:53,329
So, you know.

1726
00:43:53,829 --> 00:43:56,239
Luckily for me, I've gotten used to that.

1727
00:43:56,449 --> 00:43:58,639
She didn't have one of
those crazy masks on.

1728
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:01,729
That's where she gets me is when
she puts on those crazy masks

1729
00:44:02,089 --> 00:44:05,179
at night and then she's like,
silence of the Lambs, you know?

1730
00:44:05,209 --> 00:44:07,069
She's like, do you wanna come fuck me now?

1731
00:44:07,069 --> 00:44:08,629
You know, she can't hardly move.

1732
00:44:08,869 --> 00:44:10,639
She can't make those faces at all.

1733
00:44:11,059 --> 00:44:15,219
And I'm like, yeah, if you could
just turn to the side and I'll just

1734
00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:18,899
kind of do the sign thing and I
don't have to see the, the mask.

1735
00:44:19,649 --> 00:44:21,089
That's scary shit guys.

1736
00:44:21,089 --> 00:44:22,019
That's scary.

1737
00:44:22,019 --> 00:44:24,809
Have to to, I have to wake up to
this beautiful face right here.

1738
00:44:25,309 --> 00:44:25,789
Yes.

1739
00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:27,019
Hair is so always

1740
00:44:27,019 --> 00:44:27,109
nice.

1741
00:44:27,109 --> 00:44:28,099
Think it's Mo every now and then.

1742
00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:28,429
Yes.

1743
00:44:28,489 --> 00:44:30,349
This area right here,
it kind of comes out.

1744
00:44:30,349 --> 00:44:30,499
It's.

1745
00:44:30,999 --> 00:44:31,959
Beautiful man.

1746
00:44:32,049 --> 00:44:32,349
I know.

1747
00:44:32,349 --> 00:44:33,004
I'm so lucky.

1748
00:44:33,144 --> 00:44:36,519
So this, this is good because this is
what people see down there, not so good.

1749
00:44:37,299 --> 00:44:38,439
It's a little bit of a mess.

1750
00:44:38,499 --> 00:44:41,324
It's like the cables out that are
all out here it's pretty much the

1751
00:44:41,324 --> 00:44:44,824
same as my, the carpet matches
the drapes, I guess you could say.

1752
00:44:45,394 --> 00:44:45,779
Not literally.

1753
00:44:46,774 --> 00:44:49,279
Uh, but they It can, it can, yeah.

1754
00:44:49,924 --> 00:44:50,134
Yeah.

1755
00:44:50,134 --> 00:44:52,774
So, you know, I think we're
gonna go ahead and wrap up.

1756
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,664
I think that you guys are really awesome.

1757
00:44:54,664 --> 00:44:54,844
I'm ready

1758
00:44:55,294 --> 00:44:55,354
to

1759
00:44:55,354 --> 00:44:55,394
go by the pool.

1760
00:44:55,394 --> 00:44:55,714
Uh, yeah.

1761
00:44:55,714 --> 00:44:56,494
You seem like it.

1762
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:57,994
You didn't take your Adderall and

1763
00:44:57,994 --> 00:45:00,394
my like, like kicked in overtime.

1764
00:45:00,539 --> 00:45:00,759
Oh

1765
00:45:00,759 --> 00:45:00,919
man.

1766
00:45:01,419 --> 00:45:03,299
I can't even feel my cheeks

1767
00:45:03,799 --> 00:45:04,219
really.

1768
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:05,289
Oh my gosh.

1769
00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:05,349
Yeah.

1770
00:45:05,349 --> 00:45:06,854
Which, which cheeks are we talking about?

1771
00:45:06,964 --> 00:45:07,454
Neither.

1772
00:45:07,764 --> 00:45:08,054
Okay.

1773
00:45:08,134 --> 00:45:09,414
I can't even open my eyes.

1774
00:45:09,914 --> 00:45:12,414
I'm like, no, hurry up dude.

1775
00:45:13,204 --> 00:45:13,814
Stop talking.

1776
00:45:14,199 --> 00:45:15,309
Well, that's what we do.

1777
00:45:15,309 --> 00:45:16,329
It's a podcast.

1778
00:45:16,329 --> 00:45:17,499
We can't stop talking.

1779
00:45:17,499 --> 00:45:18,759
What are you talking about?

1780
00:45:18,939 --> 00:45:19,629
All right.

1781
00:45:19,629 --> 00:45:20,199
Geez, you

1782
00:45:20,449 --> 00:45:24,049
And with that, we wanna thank you guys
so much for spending part of your night

1783
00:45:24,049 --> 00:45:26,569
here with us here at Texas Desires.

1784
00:45:26,569 --> 00:45:28,189
This has been one of our
favorite things to do.

1785
00:45:28,724 --> 00:45:29,264
Ever.

1786
00:45:29,444 --> 00:45:29,594
Yeah.

1787
00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:30,224
Seriously.

1788
00:45:30,224 --> 00:45:31,454
Y'all guys are the best.

1789
00:45:31,454 --> 00:45:31,934
I can't wait.

1790
00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:32,654
I can't wait.

1791
00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:33,164
Yeah.

1792
00:45:33,284 --> 00:45:33,674
Yeah.

1793
00:45:33,674 --> 00:45:34,724
And it's still young.

1794
00:45:34,724 --> 00:45:36,164
We got all Saturday to go.

1795
00:45:36,464 --> 00:45:39,914
Everything we do lives at
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1796
00:45:39,914 --> 00:45:40,814
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1797
00:45:40,814 --> 00:45:42,344
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1798
00:45:42,764 --> 00:45:46,574
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1799
00:45:46,574 --> 00:45:49,034
those of you who can't stick
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1800
00:45:49,574 --> 00:45:53,114
And, uh, we are live on full
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1801
00:45:53,114 --> 00:45:55,214
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1802
00:45:55,684 --> 00:45:59,194
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1803
00:45:59,434 --> 00:46:02,404
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1804
00:46:02,494 --> 00:46:03,364
And you guys too.

1805
00:46:03,454 --> 00:46:03,724
I'm just

1806
00:46:03,724 --> 00:46:03,904
saying.

1807
00:46:04,204 --> 00:46:07,474
And if tonight's show gave you
something to think about or

1808
00:46:07,474 --> 00:46:08,734
something to laugh about, go to.

1809
00:46:09,274 --> 00:46:09,964
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1810
00:46:09,964 --> 00:46:10,204
again.

1811
00:46:10,624 --> 00:46:16,664
Go to www.beyondmonogamy.com and leave
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1812
00:46:16,754 --> 00:46:18,884
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1813
00:46:19,384 --> 00:46:20,854
So glad here tonight, really.

1814
00:46:21,074 --> 00:46:23,174
Thanks and we will see you guys next.

1815
00:46:23,564 --> 00:46:23,894
Bye.