Live from the Hotel Takeover: Etiquette, Chaos & Keeping Your Relationship First

0:07 Alright y'all, before we dive in, a quick heads up. This show is raw, real, and definitely not rated pg. We're talking about adult themes, sexual content, and the kind of stuff you probably don't want blasting through your speakers at work or around your kits. So grab some headphones, pour your drink of choice and get comfy. Oh, and just so we're clear, we are not licensed therapists, counselors, or sex. Couches. Sex coaches. Sex coaches, not sex couches or just a couple of people sharing our lives, experiences and sexy adventures. An ethical non-monogamy.

0:47 So with that, pull up a chair and enjoy the show. And. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam. And I'm Pris. And today we are doing something very different for our listeners who are checking out the show from. All the platforms that we've list from. Yeah, we are actually live from the Texas Desires Hotel Takeover here in San Antonio. Very excited to be here. Very excited to have all you people here as well. Awesome. That's right. Uh, we actually did this in December and the people that are watching from home are listening from their devices. You didn't get to hear it. Because it didn't record. It didn't record. Kind of sucks. That's okay, but that's okay.

1:27 It stayed in our memory. That's right. You're living with us now. Yes. And so what we're doing here today, obviously the people that are here, you guys know what we're doing here as far as the takeover, but there's a lot of people out there that don't know about takeovers, how it works, what it's like. I'm curious, are you guys having a good time so far? Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. We are too. These group of people always have a good time. I know you guys, y'all could have fun at a Martha Stewart convention. Yeah. Uh, sounds fun. Oh, to be fair, Martha, Martha Stewart's pretty fucking cool. She smokes up, she smoking bowl. She smokes up with Snoop. Do. So I would, I would hang out with her too. Plus she's pretty fucking hot for, uh, you think so? Oh dude. You think Martha Stewart's hot? I would tag the fuck out her. I mean, I guess I would Martha the hell out of her steward.

2:09 You have no idea. While she's rearranging your closet. Oh my God. Are you kidding? That's a special turn on she making at dinner. The way she talks in it. I'm not gonna lie, I rub one out to her show a couple times. Oh my God. I'm not gonna lie. Like that was, sweet stuff. She rubs it out to anything. So the food network, I mean. Goodness gracious man. I was never a Rachel Ray girl. I was giata all the way. Giata. You such a big head. Oh my gosh. I didn't like giata. I have a thing for women with big noses apparent. That's something that, uh, she says that I have something for big, for, for big noses. I find big noses very attractive. You do. That's right. I like a, you know, some women like big noses for other women like. They're lesbians. They want the big nose because it rubs on the clit.

2:51 Yeah. I got told that it's a, it's an extra sex toy. Yeah. I got told that by a lesbian. I was like, oh yeah. Was that the Gold Star? No. Somebody, way before it was the gold star lesbian. It was somebody way before I decided I was gonna come out. So yeah. What is a gold star lesbian, by the way? Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian who has never been with a man. Ever. Yeah. My second girlfriend. My first girlfriend, yeah. I, I, I, I broke that one. She was too boyish for me. I broke that one. I like feminine women, not Yeah, that's right. I wanna be the tomboy in the relationship focus. I'm sorry. So today we're covering two things. First, the hotel takeover etiquette, you know, the unspoken rules, the stuff that nobody puts in the pamphlet, you know?

3:32 Yeah. Um. Then also we're gonna talk about something that I think gets overlooked a lot at events. Mm-hmm. Uh, which is how to make sure your relationship stays the priority. Yes. Yes. At, at these kinds of events. Yes. 'cause it's, it's, it's easy to, uh, you know, go overboard. It's a little bit more flowing, um, at an event like this than it is at the club. Yeah. I think, like, I think when you're here, it's a little bit more. Oh, you know, whatever, whatever, whatever. And at the club it's like, it's so close quarters that not a lot of people play and it's just, well, you know, you also gotta consider the length of time, uh, because when you go to the club, you're not gonna be there for days. You're gonna be there for a matter of hours.

4:13 Oh, that's true. And you gotta fit in a lot, in a small amount of time. And a lot of people like to. To drink or partake in whatever, to let their anxieties chill. Yeah. And then they get to know each other. And it, when you're doing all of that in a small amount of time, well, you're gonna have to speed it up a little bit, right? So you start doing shots and then before you know it, by the end of the night, it's like, fuck yeah. Well, I was, I don't wanna have sex. I will say that we don't drink, y'all know that. But I, the people that did drink, I liked it more in this setting than I do in the club. Um, I guess. They sweat it out or there's just, I don't know, it's a little bit, maybe they sweat it out. You're allowed to sleep in the beds here. Yeah. Which is nice.

4:53 Yes. Because at the clubs it's a little different. Yeah. You go take a nap if you're too, too toasted. You just go take a nap. I've seen people get kicked out for sleeping in the beds. Yes. Uh, at clubs because they're legitimately like passed out. You remember that? Yes. Oh dude, that was so awesome. Yeah. There was somebody that legitimately passed out in one of the, so yeah, you can go take a nap if it's like too much here. Yeah. Yeah. And which I plan to do after this. Yeah, because it's we didn't sleep that good last, now I bet. So somebody asked me, when you're at a hotel takeover, do people just come and they knock on your door and be like, Hey, do you wanna. Can we sleep? We had somebody knock on our door and they showed up with Whataburger last night. That's right. So I would've given it up to them. That's right. But I was in the shower.

5:33 The Whataburger came in and I was like, ah, I'm hard. I'm ready to take down this meat. It was good. It was good too. I took it down. It was good. It was y You did. Both meats were delicious. Oh my gosh. Thank you chefs. But yeah, no, so they, everyone thinks that it's like. Housekeeping. Can I, I I'm knocking on you. I'm sorry. Yeah. Knock on wood. Housekeeping is, you know, can I come have sex with you? It's not like that at all. No. I mean, I, we haven't been to a whole lot of takeovers outside of our initial area. And I don't know how the national ones are. We will at some point. Is this y'all, y'all? Wait, most of y'all were here last year, right? Yeah. In December. Yeah. Have y'all done other takeovers other than the ones in Texas? No. No.

6:13 Yes. Houston, how was that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, outside of San Antonio, Houston, Alabama. Was it good? Oh, different group. Yeah. Okay. And I guess there's different vibes for different groups, different communities. I know that's the same thing with clubs too. Yes. Vibes, you know, and not necessarily good and bad, but just different vibes at different places, which is pretty cool. Yeah. And I, I like this this hotel takeover. I, I like the people that. Come. Yeah. And come and attend. And, and, uh, but I, I, I also, you know, it's just a, it's a really cool vibe. Yeah. It's a really chill vibe. Every nobody is over or what do they, the kids say, nobody's extra.

6:53 Nobody's extra. Nobody's extra, extra. No, we don't have to do all that. And it was nice. It's nice. It was nice. It was nice. We, we had sex yesterday. It was good. We hung out, so we don't, yeah. If y'all know us, we usually go to the club early and we leave early. We, it's not, and we bang it the entire time. Yeah. And it's not for the lack of, we just don't wanna hang, we're just tired. Right. So, but last night guys, we got here at, what, nine 30? Uh, no, we got here at eight 30, actually at eight 30. Yeah. We had some fun. Chilled out. It was nice. It was a really good time. Well, so it was better for us this time around on Friday than the last time. Last time we got into the takeover, uh, we pretty much walked around for a little bit and then we went, we got Whataburger and we went straight to the room.

7:35 Yeah. And we didn't, we didn't talk to anybody. We were so just tired. Yeah. Uh, and then we were preparing for the show the next day. And so it wasn't until after we recorded the show that we were able to like really let our hair down. Yeah. Or, yeah. But then we just went home. Whatever you wanna call it. We just went home. Yeah, we, we, we went into the room and we ended up sleeping some more. So this time around she was like, we're gonna do a themed room and we're gonna do all this stuff. And, you know, that's my thing. But I didn't even open, I was like, I don't feel like doing this. And I just thought, we'll redo it today. I love my wife. I really do. I promise. I do. But she does this thing areed. Don't talk about me. Oh, no, no, no. I was, I was gonna say, you, you like to volunteer for the theme rooms. I do. And then literally days before we're supposed to go, you're like, oh dude, wait, we're supposed to do something.

8:20 I was literally gluing all the shit to do it as we were driving over here. Yeah. I was like, I think it was nail glue too. That was weird. I was like, we can just put it right here. That was weird. Now, you know, one of the things that that, you know, I, I don't bitch, okay. I'm not bitchy. I'm passionate. All right. We just had a conversation before. One of the things that I'm, before we started recording, one of the things that I'm passionate about, I am not, I'm not a theme person guys, and I feel so horrible about that because everybody loves their themes and everything that is themed. Uh, and when you come to these hotel takeovers, they often times will do these themed rooms, which I think are so cool. And the weekend is themed. I think there was a theme yesterday.

9:01 What was the theme? Do you guys know what theme was yesterday? Goddess God and Gods God. God and goddesses. And then today's theme is Eden. Okay, good. I have green. Somebody said, green goddess. And I was like, isn't doesn't that go on salads? I was very confused. I was like, hill, country Valley. They're gonna toss your, you can toss your salad. Whoa. That should just escalated. So they're themed rooms. Um, rooms. My absolute favorite room. I gotta say, I'm sorry guys. My favorite room is y'all's room. Which, and what is that? The fiesta room? That's Fiesta. It's Fiesta. So they paint the HA music, like they paint the ha music on my corner. Yeah. And I love that. So, yeah. And uh, you know what you guys were missing though?

9:41 Y'all were missing a big bowl of chips and salsa. Yeah, because when I walked in I was like, did y'all have some, some? I was like, yeah, they had, oh, you know, I would've spent more time in your room. Had I known that. These things happen, man. These things happen. So what's really cool is, you know, e everybody has these rooms. Not everybody is doing a themed room, but a lot of people decide to do themed rooms. And they open the doors, they open the doors. I think they're having judging, right? People go in, they scope 'em out, everybody leaves their, uh, their remarks. Mm-hmm. And at the end of each day, they reward somebody. I believe it is. I guess, I don't know, maybe I don't really know the rules. You get a trophy? Yes. I guess know that we did a themed room. What is our theme? Okay. Did you get our, oh, our, I don't even know what our theme is, is beyond Monogamy Confessions.

10:26 So you go in guys. Yeah. I didn't tell y'all. You go in and you have, have these cars. Nobody knows. And you pick these, you pick like if you wanna do a fiery confession or a wild card. I forgot what they were, but anyway, 'cause I like did 'em on Canva and then I just like cut 'em and printed them and cut them. That's the we, and you can pick what question you want and we ask you the question. And then we have like a, a 62nd round, but it's like super fast and we're gonna use it at clips on our TikTok. So, or a soundbites social media. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Sound bites. Whatever they're called. Little videos, little reels on our social medias. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's our team. We had to do it. I'm glad that I, I'm glad I asked her because I just noticed there was a bunch of, uh, stuff on the walls and I was like, what's going on?

11:10 It looks like paparazzi. She's like, give me your lights. She's like, okay. We have to use those though, you know? So that's, uh, you know, I liked, I liked a lot of the themes. We haven't checked out the second floor yet. We've gotta go do that. We always, um, it's hard to break away from the pool. The next one. Right. The next one I wanna go see is Bob Ross. Bob Ross up on the set, they pull up. Yeah. Yeah. I just like that. The fact that they have the Bob Ross cut out out there. That's really cool. I enjoy that. But you know, that's, that's one of the things that I, I believe most of the hotel takeovers that you're gonna, you're gonna run into. Mm-hmm. You're gonna run into a lot of themes. Now. Me, at, me personally, I'm not a themed guy. I did not buy any themed clothing. My guy over here, you looked great. Wearing your, uh, your Greek, Greek God stuff last night, your whole night.

11:52 That was awesome. Yeah, man. They had, these women were wearing like their little gold outfits. I was so jelly. I was like, ah, they look so pretty. Yeah, no, we, we got five kids. We can't, we can't. And then Sheen was gonna take a long time. I, I didn't buy a gold outfit, but I was like, this is, this didn't fit on the top, remember? Really? Yeah. I, oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. It was like gold and it only covered one boob. Like it missed the other boob. I, I mean, I know it's not a problem, but it was a problem. I didn't think it was a problem at all. I was like, wow. I, I don't, I don't think it was ever gonna come off again, though. I was, I loved your outfit. You Yes. That was very sexy. Loved it. Loved it. Um. So I didn't, we didn't dress you up.

12:33 No, I was, I was, I was repping guys. I was dressed in my beyond monogamy there. Yeah. Right here guys, right here you see that, uh, QR code. If you scan the QR code, it takes you to www monogamy.com where you can find all things beyond monogamy. All of our episodes, all of our clips, social medias. The beyond monogamy, confessional. Yeah. That is 100% anonymous. It's, I mean, you guys like, I mean, y'all can just talk to us after this. That's fine. We don't have to do all that. Okay. So you told us about the themes. What else I did? I did. You know, as far as hotel takeovers go, what, what my favorite part is, is the DJ. The parties at night, you know, the, the awesome raves DJ Allen Noon are doing his thing.

13:18 Yes. One of our favorite DJs. And from the moment we pulled in, well first I was like, the music who's DJ kicking? And he was like, Alan. I was like, okay. I fuck yeah. I can breathe. I can breathe. I know I'm gonna, I'm know, I'm dance. We're gonna at that horn sound. Do not do the horn sound. Oh yeah. Yeah, that was, yeah. Now you know the last, so the last takeover that we went to before this, uh, they started Friday night with a scavenger hunt. Was there a scavenger hunt last night? I saw people running around, around. For the women? For the women there was a scavenger. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. What did y'all find it like, did y'all scavenge four o'clock today?

13:58 Oh my gosh. I'm taking a nap, bro. I'm a scavenge hunt in my bed. Yeah, yeah. But you know, I thought that was really cool. I know that on some of the the bigger hotel takeovers nationally they will have sometimes different workshops on, on Saturdays that people can attend. Uh, they can scope out. That's, we heard. Here. The, uh, the hot tub, the pool, I think is the big the centerpiece. Mm-hmm. To this entire thing, which everybody likes to gravitate out there. It was cold. I felt good. It was cold. There were some people in there, and I was like, oh my God. It is cold in there. That's right. That's right. Yeah. It was cold. You jumped in. That's right. Yeah, it was cold. Now I'm curious about hotel takeover etiquette.

14:39 Because this is something that nobody really talks about. Is there an etiquette? There is an etiquette. Actually, I researched this shit. You did. 'cause I'm a fucking nerd. Man did, man, did you do little? Okay. Are these it right here? That is what I do. This is it right here. All right. Yeah. This is the words that Aren on our screen. Ooh. The hallway situation. Why it becomes the social hub and how to navigate it without being weird or getting cornered. Yeah. Uh, I mean, I mean, I don't mind getting cornered myself. Yes. We know. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I amm a fan. Yes. We're aware of the ladies. Yes. Fully aware. And when the ladies corner me, yes. I'm like, let's go to the corner. Yes, he does. He likes that. Let's go to that. Yes. We're talking about people who don't like it. Oh, okay. My bad.

15:21 I am. I am the total opposite of my husband. I don't like to be cornered. I don't like to be cornered. It's just, it's weird. Like how am I gonna, how am I gonna get out of that without being rude? It doesn't really happen with this group, like I've never been, this group's pretty laid back. Yeah. I've never been cornered by anybody in our, in our community that I can think of. Um, it's always outsiders that always are you like, oh, hi, you're Bri. And I'm like, yeah, that's me. Like it's, I don't know. Um. I guess just a nice way to say it would be like, excuse me, I gotta go find Adam. He's somewhere getting cornered and appreciating it, but usually I'm right next to her. Actually, I gotta go find Adam.

16:01 I'm like, I'm right here, honey. I'm on the, on the other side of the corner. Yeah. Um, and I think that just comes, you know, the cornering part really just comes with the territory of, being in a social environment like this, you know, it's, it's really, it's not just hotel takeovers. It's really wherever you go, it's everywhere. For sure. As a woman in the lifestyle, you kind of, you gotta watch your six Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. You know, you gotta make sure that you don't have your, back to a corner where you can get stuck, that's true. Be able to slip out easily. That's true. I was noticing a lot of people were just being really com it was really comfortable. Yeah. But remember ladies, if you don't like something, you just say, no, I don't care if you're in the middle of it. It's like, nope, sorry. It is what it is. But the most, you know, the men that are here, that I have talked to and hung out with have been exceptionally respected.

16:45 You know, you know, I figured we need to make you one of those ping pong paddles with the red and the green on, on the side, and like a go and a stop. And this way, if somebody's in front of you, just do like that, put it in front of their face and be like, stop. Okay. Go. You know, that whole thing. Consider it done. Yeah. Oh, look at that. And we can sell those@wwwbeyond-nomy.com. Uh, where, uh, it's on a, on the merch tab. There, guys. It, it's coming soon. Yeah. No, it was, um, yeah, I've never had a problem with that, but you know, we all know how to say we should know all how to say no, and I'm not good at saying that. No, I'm good at saying yes. No, and I'm good at saying Adam is not, um, Adam likes to get cornered.

17:26 He appreciates the ladies. I do. And it's, uh, sometimes a little unnerving. Not unnerving, I guess. That's a great word. I mean, y'all, I'm very territorial. I am a very territorial, jealous person. I just, that's just the way I am and it's kind of, I don't mind when it's like friends that we've seen, I, I could care less. You make an out with whomever. It's the new ones. The new ones. The new ones I have never met ever met. And then they're like cornering him and I'm like, huh, that's a, it's a way to greet. That's the way to greet is what I said yesterday. I was like, I feel that's how they greet in the, uh, that's a new way to greet in UK and Italy and Spain. Did you hear me say that?

18:07 Uh, no. I, I actually just made that up, but I mean, it sounds believable. I said that sounds like it works. Yeah. So when it's like that, it, it does become a little, um, weird for me. But I could get over. I mean, like, I like look away. Just look away. I do. You don't need to see this. I, I've learned to roll my eyes at it but you roll your eyes so hard that I can hear it. Yeah. That's amazing. That is a point. That's some loud, loud eye rolling right there. There point. You're incredible. You're incredible. Oh, your hear is diced now. You know, one of the first takeovers that we ever went to, and this is really where we learned a lot of the etiquette. Oh my gosh. It's one of the first takeovers that we went to it. Everybody was at the pool, and I think it's really, really cool that every, everybody loves water.

18:49 Everybody loves to be in the pool. Yeah. When the day started it, the pool water was clear. But as the time went on, it got murky and kept drinking and everybody stayed in the pool. And I think people were having sex in the pool. Oh, they were. And it got real murky. Murky. And it went from being clear pool water to looking like the Gulf. Yeah. FYI little bit ladies do not have sex in the pool because it can cause yeast infections. And actually I've seen even people have sex in the river. There's parasites in there. I mean, we don't want to yuck anyone yump. It's like, you know, sometimes people like parasites. I'm yucking your yum. We're not judging.

19:30 It's, uh, stop it. Okay. I'm just saying we're not judging, but yeah. No, it's, um, it's, it did, our first takeover we didn't know what to expect at all, so we went in there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I can't tell it without being judgy, so you get to tell it because I'm totally kidding. Oh man. I was really hoping you would tell it. Damn. Okay. Well, yeah. So we, you know, luckily for us, we lived in near Nearby. Yeah. So, I mean, it was just down the street essentially. Yeah. So we really didn't need to be in there to stay the night, and we didn't stay the night we ended up going home. Mm-hmm. But when we got there, it was very nerve wracking for me because even when I know everybody, I'm like.

20:10 There's lots of people gonna be there, and I would really rather stay in my room. I don't wanna do this. Yeah. But then I kind of broke out of it. I got really, really stoned and I went out and I talked to everybody and that was cool. But everybody primarily stayed by the pool and it was a great day. It was a beautiful day. They had the area, uh, covered. Good etiquette for those who have never been to a hotel takeover. Go find a bathroom if you have to go use the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to use the pool. Yeah, it's okay. Everybody else wants to swim too, you know? Yeah. So, and we learned right away that that pool pool got very murky, very fast. Yeah. And people did not leave. Like they just stayed there. Somebody was getting there hoo-ha eating out in the pool. Oh my God.

20:51 I was so, it was a little scary. It was a little scary. It, it's not, yeah, that's not, no, I know. I know. Don't yuck anybody's yell. That's gross. So yeah. Things like that happen. I mean, so mostly at good etiquette whenever you go to a hotel takeover, or even whenever you go to, uh, certain lifestyle spaces that have pools Uh, they normally will have rules that say, don't, don't have sex or use the bathroom in the pool. Yeah. And I think that's, that's good etiquette. Yeah. I think wherever you go, even if you're not in the lifestyle, if there's people that are listening that are not in the lifestyle, good etiquette. Yeah. Don't have sex in the pool. And don't have sex in the pool, don't poop or pee the pool. Pool. It's just how it's good.

21:31 Okay. So was good to work. It was really murky. We, we got there. It, that, those group of pe, that group of people was a little different. It was different. Um, it was our first takeover and I swore I was never gonna do it again. Ever because I was like, that was not fun. I did not like that at all. Yeah. It wasn't the best of experiences. No. And then every I, we expected a party, um, the floors were gonna still be open like this takeover that was last year. Doors were open, everybody was having fun. Yeah. Still bump until like four in the morning. This one ended about midnight. So we went upstairs, we went back upstairs, inside. Everybody was already asleep. Everybody was asleep. And I was like, wait, are they having sex? Sex? But it was because everybody was drinking all the day throughout the day in the heat, you know?

22:14 Yeah. And, and a lot of people just said, yeah, I'm going to bed already. Yeah. And, and that's when we were like, you know what? Let's just go home. Let's have sex at home in our bed. It's Tempur-Pedic. So we did, I was like, yeah, no, no. Yeah. It took us, it took us a bit to get back into it and, you know, uh, when Lloyd said that he was starting up his Texas desires hotel takeover. Yeah. Uh, we were like, okay, you know, that would be cool. Let's give this a, let's give this another shot. Let's give it another chance. Let's go in there with open. Well, it did help open minds and open hearts open. It helped that we knew open pants. Yeah. We knew the majority of the people. Yeah. What's everybody in the community that we're in pretty much Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. So I was like, yeah, let's try it. Let's do it.

22:55 That was fun. I mean, we stayed in our room, whatever, but everybody, we did go out for a little bit and party. I think this time around we really we personally were, we were driving over here And we were having a long talk as we do before we go to any lifestyle event. Yes. And it's like, okay, let's talk about expectations. What are we gonna do? What are we planning on doing? Mm-hmm. And it's always big talk beforehand. Big talk is, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna buck her, I'ma and here, I'm gonna go here and don't cramp my style. Okay. And I tell her, wait, I'm like, wait, don't c my style. Hold on. Can anybody guess who is saying that? To whom I'm telling so, so I told her, I told her this. I was like, don't cramp my style.

23:35 Look, I'm gonna go do my thing. I'm gonna be a little social butterfly. I'm gonna bang it out. Like I'm, I'm planning on I want some chafing, like I wanna be, I want my penis to be tired after this weekend. And she just kind of rolls her eyes and she's like, okay. And then as soon as we pulled up and we started walking through everybody with all of our shit and I was like, don't leave me. She was like, do you want to go ahead and walk around? Oh, oh my God. And say, hi, I'll stay here. And I was like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Uh, you stay next to me until I say you could go. I mean, I was, I was kind of tired when we got in. I worked all day. And so, you know, it's, you're going out town, so you have to pack everything, right? Oh, um, we, I'm an idiot. I, I packed it.

24:15 I put everything on the bed. He packed it all. 'cause you have to take everything. It's a, it's a takeover, so you're gonna be gone for a couple of days. Um, we lost internet for half the day, so I had nothing better to do. I was like, I packed everything. We are driving. We're driving an hour from home is an hour. We're driving, we're about 30 minutes out. And then he says, huh, I forgot the PA system. He's like, I brought this, I brought this kinda need that I brought the poles, but I didn't bring the speakers. And I was like, I brought the poles for the speakers. Yeah. And so we had to turn around. It was pouring and drive back. Yeah. I'm not a bitchy, so I don't care. And I was stoned, so it was okay. And so I was like, I was like, I'm so sorry.

24:55 You have to drive. Yeah. So it made, it made for a long, long drive of conversation. We had a lot to talk about after that. We do. It was like, man, we really went through the list. You're going somewhere with with like-minded people. So you're there with swingers and you wanna make sure that you say what you want with your partner beforehand and not at the takeover. I mean, it's a good rule of thumb. Yeah. You know, if, if, especially for me, I need, I am, I'm very needy. I need reassurance. You play with somebody, you better come back and find me like, you better figure out where I'm at and find me. I'm usually with the same place where he left me because I'm not true. She's so giving, she's, she sits there with her back against the wall.

25:38 This motherfucker, how dare he cheat on me? So I. The ride home is very different from the ride too. It's completely different conversation. He's still alive, guys. I mean, come on. I have a lot of bulls in the ride to the place on the ride home. The bulls are gone. So he, um, like, I'm sorry. So yeah, so like we talk about what's gonna happen or what we expect to happen, right? Whatever it may be, how we're gonna spend our days, do we have a, a little code? Is there anybody? You don't wanna see anybody. You don't want to corner you, even though you like it. And so he'll tell me, you know, like, I just wanna talk about it because I don't want to, I have before stifled, you know, I've said I'm not in the mood.

26:26 Yeah, I don't, I don't feel like. I don't feel like seeing that happen. I don't feel like seeing this happen. Are we good? Are you cool with that? And then he'll help me. Yeah. She's been trying to give me more leeway to like, do my thing, but I'm kind of scared to. Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, we got got here. Go. Have your fun. Yeah. We got here. Oh. And I was like, oh no, and you've, I'm okay. You said sometimes that I kind of, um, I've scare me, like I've stopped you. Like I'm rude sometimes. Um, in the very, very. At the very beginning, I was very rude. If somebody, and I was rude to both parties, but I only my husband really saw, if somebody came up to him and was like, would kiss him, and I didn't even know who it was, I'd grab him and I'd be like come on, let's go.

27:07 Um, so I didn't know how to, huh? Tell him I don't like that. Um, even though I can tell him I don't, I don't like that was the one thing I could, I didn't know how to stop. And so we had to talk about that. Be like, Hey, so and so and so and so's gonna be there. What if I decide I'm going to make out with them? Okay, now I'm good with it. I don't care. It's, it's all trial and error. It's all trial and error. So we have all those conversations still. And we had to do it twice because he forgot something. So, yeah. So it was a really, really long conversation. It was like, pause, rewind. So what are you expecting? What are you hoping for? This and that. Yeah. And you know, like I said, I, I started off real strong. The idea was great. I was like, man, I told him to go. I'm walk out and I'm gonna just Velcro.

27:48 Take off everything on and be like, let's get down to it. That's the fantasy versus reality of it. It's this is the fantasy I'm making in my head, and it's gonna be a big skin IMAX movie. We're gonna walk in, people are just gonna be getting it on everywhere. Yeah, that wasn't the case. When we got here, we, we got to say hello to everybody, but I, I, uh, my anxiety was a little off the charts. Mm-hmm. And I was like, oh, I just wanna go to the room, get my stuff, let's go to the room. And then we had to make like three trips to the vehicle. Good friends of ours were showing us their boobs Yeah. When we pulled up. So that was a good, it's a good way to start. It was some good to, that's right. You have nice boobs. You do, you have, you have beautiful man boobs.

28:29 I love them. I wanna play with them. Yeah. And I, who am I? I had like resting bitch face when I got in 'cause I was like, uh, I'm so tired. Because she had to drive back home and then drive back. I didn't that, I was just tired. My day started early 'cause I had to pack and stuff and I was annoyed 'cause I didn't have internet for half a day. Yeah. We have very different. Lives, the two of us. She was working all day and I was bitching that I didn't have internet. Yeah. Yeah. So we get to talk about whatever and what we want and you know those fantasies, you always make 'em really big. You know, you're like, so and so's gonna be there. I'm gonna smoke it and I'm gonna go Fuck it. Yeah. We're gonna have fun. No. Yeah. That talk is hot. No. Doesn't that talk is so hot.

29:10 Yeah. I love it when we have sex to that talk. Yeah. And then we don't actually do any of that. Let's do it. Yeah. I love that. Gimme that tongue tone. Oh, dude. We're gonna bang it out here in a little bit. Yes. And we're gonna think about every one of y'all. That's right. Pretty sure we're gonna talk about every one of you. I'm pretty sure I thought about every one of y'all, so we're not gonna have sex with any of y'all, but we're gonna talk about you when we have sex and it's gonna be hot. You know, you always build up those expectations and then it happens and or you're there and you're like. Super shy or getting, you know, talking to other people or just socializing in general and you're just like, yeah, no I don't. Maybe tomorrow, you know, I really have to wonder, I'm like, some of you guys, y'all know how to fucking party.

29:54 Yes. Right. Y'all can, y'all can stay up all night and party and then get up the next morning and be there sipping coffee going, yeah, you ready to go to the pool? I'm like, oh my God, no. And everybody, everybody in this room is go away, is they're not, I, we're not young, you know, like from my thirties to fifties. I mean, yeah, call me out. Damn. You know, we're even older than that. Okay. So yeah, it's like we, you guys can fucking party. Adam and I do not drink and. Dude, keeping up with y'all is freaking fun. We, we don't do it all the time. Like we don't no. Monday's gonna be a bitch. Yeah. Okay. Wait. Straight up. Hold on.

30:35 Who's it gonna be a bitch for? For, for her. Who in turn gonna be a bitch to me because it was a bitch for her. So she's gonna be like, oh, you're gonna be home all day, enjoying your nice day. Oh, I'll have a big list. He's doing all the, for us. Long as I have internet, I'm okay. Yes. Everything I do revolves around internet. So yeah, . Y'all know how. Seriously, we're there, we're chilling by the pool. Yeah. That was really a, that was so a fun vibe. That was much fun. There's no, you know, everybody goes around mm-hmm. And they do their own thing, which I think is really, really cool. Nothing is very, very, You have to go here, you have to do this. You know, nobody's uptight, nobody's obnoxious. It's just like, I don't know. It's what I would think Woodstock would be like. Yeah. Minus, minus the laid back music.

31:16 Yeah. It really is. We had some of our friends hadn't met. Half of y'all that were out there yesterday and they were like, wow, that's why y'all go out all the time. And I'm like, yeah, there, there's, you know, there's some people in the group you kind of stay away from. It's, it's like normal life, right? But other than that, everybody is pretty cordial and not cliquey. Yeah, that's what's really cool. Cool. Clicky. Nobody's cliquey here. You'll see little, you'll see the couples that are together and, and whatever, but. You can go in and talk to 'em and they're like, hi, you know, who are you? What's your name? Where you from? Blah, blah, blah. It's so awesome. Like that's the fun part. That's the fun part.

31:57 Well, I mean, and the partying, because you guys, I like my genitals played with personally. You guys were like thumping it out and I was like, oh, look at that. I'm still awake. I'm still awake. I'm still awake. Yeah, dude, it was two o'clock when we went to bed. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when y'all went to go get the Whataburger, I was like. Do we have, my contacts were all dry. I was like, do we have to stay out here? I was like, like, I don't think I could stay out here any longer. I was like, I'm gonna, the room we're right there. Oh, yeah. So we knew it because somebody before y'all were, were had come and they were like, the line was long. I was like, see, we should have door dashed it. See, but it still would've been a long time. Yeah, it would've been a long time. But yeah, no, they were partying. That music was thumping. Now, you know, one thing that I'm curious about is as far as, as etiquette is concerned, the open door, closed door policy, you know, for us, we are exhibitionists, so we like to be seen getting it on.

32:48 We like to put on a show. So if you've ever gone to the club, no. Mean we always like, we always like to have the door open, that sort of thing. But for people who don't like to be seen. Is it just a matter of saying, Hey, let's go in here and let's just close the door. Like, is it that simple? Oh, okay. Yeah, I know, I know. It seems, it seems like a silly thing to say, but i've noticed that there are times where we'll walk up and down to look at the rooms and it seems like everybody's fucking door is closed. And I'm like, either people are asleep or they're fucking, and he, and I'm like listening and I'm like, I don't hear nothing. He is not, I don't hear any noises in there. And I'm like, this is bunk. Let's go over here. No, because we wondered that at the, yeah, he has a cup.

33:28 He's the, these WWE be dope beyond monogamy do com so that, um, our room has a doorbell. Our room has a doorbell. Yeah. Don't go ringing it guys. Yeah. Don't be fucking with me at two in morning. You can ring my bell like you could do the special knock and maybe we'll open, but outside of that, you ring that doorbell. Forget it if you have Whataburger in your hand, or Dutch bros. That is an in, That's my doorbell. I'm gonna be like, can you buy me Whataburger? I'm hungry. Manal. Can you buy it for me, please? That's right. I'm, I'm like, where's the Dutch bros? Yeah. I had to find the first, uh, coffee shop this morning. As soon as we got up. I did. Uh, we had a, we had a meeting at seven o'clock in the morning and he has more coming to him, so Yeah. Oh, I do. I do. I was hoping it would be here before the show, but it's okay.

34:11 I really, I was worried about the noise. I was worried. She walked in and she was like, gosh, the music's so loud. And I was like, things old people say. And I was like, what? Our, our room is right there, right next to the speakers. And I was like. Fuck, we're, I'm not gonna be able to do this. I'll home. I mean, I Wasn wasn't worried about us. Yeah. We have a sound machine. I'm getss. Lot of wave noises. I'm glad I had my machine with me. Yeah. And that's loud. And then she has her little puffy eye thing mm-hmm. That she puts on. Uh, I could sleep in a dump truck, like I don't really care. Yeah. I'll sleep wherever. But the music, uh, stopped around two in the morning, one 30 in the morning or something. Yeah. You went to room and you actually couldn't hear it like it was muffled and I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice. But I did expect. Way harder party partying.

34:52 I guess maybe today will be that. I was just, I like to watch, I am a people watcher, guys. You see me sitting down. I'm not, I'm like literally watching all of y'all. I'm just like looking. I'm so fascinated by it. I really am. I'm like fascinated by it. I'm like, dude, look at them fucking partying out. Yeah. If you see us staring at y'all, we're not talking about you. We're probably just watching, and I dunno what, in a weird, weird way. I think my watching we are, and we don't think anything of it. It feels normal. We're just like, just staring. Yeah. And it's like after like five minutes, I'm like, oh, sorry. Yeah. I think I had to tell you. I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I was looking at your tattoos. I wasn't looking at your tits. But now that I'm talking about 'em, I'm totally looking at 'em.

35:33 And they're wonderful. It was, it was, um, it was, so I'm looking forward to today. Because that was super, super nice. That was fun. That was fun. I like chatting with you guys. Y'all. I know. Not everybody, not everybody comes on Friday nights. I know. Uh, a lot of people should be here today on Saturday because you have to buy a weekend. Right. It's a takeover usually. So, yeah. And you know, it's funny because. When I brought up the, you know, I, I do content on TikTok guys, so if you don't follow me on TikTok, you tell me shit. You know, it's the bald truth. The bald truth, but you can always go to www, www beyond all of our clips are on there. So yeah, it's, um, not everybody, but we've had, we've had a lot of people tell us that they were gonna, uh, wait. From Friday.

36:13 They were gonna come in Saturday. Yeah. And I think that it's gonna be bumping tonight, man. I'm, I think it's gonna be bump. I can't wait. Lemme and see. That's, and watch all of you. These are, these are very opposite reactions and this is why people like the show is because she's very excited. She's very excited to, uh, have everybody here. I am the little Chihuahua dog. Yeah. And I'm like, fuck people. There's gonna be people. Huh? I'm on the gu. I don't know if y'all know, but since my birthday, I've wanted to have a gang bang. It's true. Do I talked Beth? Right? And I was like, I, we were at the fucking table, the dinner table, her birthday dinner, having sushi and she's like, so I totally wanna have a gang bang tonight.

36:55 And you can, it's, it's that moment where I did the music stopped and you looked, you looked at me and I was like, wait, but, and you looked at me and you're like. I was like, yeah, I wanna have, but, and he is like, right now, check please. I cut off. Yeah, I did have an orgy on my birthday, so that's good. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. I just thought, yeah, that was good. I just thought I'm not, I'm not pointed. I'm just thinking I could have it, but it was, I could totally bang you guys, so it would totally, and but wait guys, this is where I come in very super transparent. It's not for the guy's pleasure. I do not wanna have. Sex with you. Four longer than two minutes each. Well, what's good is a lot of us can't last that long anyway, so what's good? You know, look, tell that's my kind of sex right there.

37:37 I love that. I don't need long sessions. I just need the sex. So that's what I want. I wanna have a gang bang. Thanks for the memories. It's so good. You like it though? Oh, totally. Thank you. No. Yeah. Okay. I mean, snapshots. It's your best two minutes of your life. Oh, man. Right? Yes. And then I jack off to it for weeks after that. There go. It's amazing. I love that. It's less than two minutes every time. There you go. And I don't mind it. So anyway, that's what I want. I wanna have a gang bang. This is me telling you my expectation for today, girl. I already know I wanna have a gang bang with men. Five, six, but I don't want it to be for their pleasure. Like, you're not coming. I just wanna have the experience, whatever. And then when I'm done, you know, maybe we're in it for like 15 minutes.

38:20 I'm done. But no cuddling, no cuddle. Oh God, no. Do not cuddle me. No. And don't cuddle with him. It's one of our, this is a gang bang, not a gang cuddle. That's right. This is a, let's just do this. But I also want it filmed, like it has to be filmed. And it's a plus. If you have an only fast, it's a plus. But anyway, that's what I want. And then of course I wanna have 6, 7, 8 women we cuddle. Yes. So as we can cuddle. But yeah, that's, that's gonna be my goal for today. For today. Yeah. That's your goal. Yeah. I didn't happen on my birthday. Oh, you better take a nap, girl. . Just talking about it. I had my birthday. Y'all were there. We had an or. You know y'all. You saw us in the middle.

39:00 We were having a big orgy. Oh, and y'all left. We had a big orgy girl. Wait, y'all weren't in that orgy? I'm just kidding. I really enjoyed myself. Oh, I'm hanging out girl. The girl that was with that's there, our friend Ray, um, she had the magic wand. Oh my God. The Hitachi, the best fucking toy ever invented by man. It's like a little baseball bat. A man, a little a man invented that. You could do some, some damage with it if you got into a fight. Yeah, that's right. An eight you could beat some ass and then come afterwards. Yeah. For anybody who kink is that Yeah, an Asian man invented that. Yeah. It's a Hitachi. Yeah. Mind blowing anyway, too. Although my, my friend just told me he's a guy. He uses it. He's like, I put my, yeah, that one you can send to him.

39:41 Okay. Anyway did you have fun? I loved it. Yeah. Happy birthday honey. I had a great time. Oh, you had a great time. Oh my God. I was like, why are you stopping me right now? And she's like, oh yeah, we're done. And I was like, I did, yes. Really? Lemme tell you. I did. I saw him. I was like, okay, that's the com. He already came face. And then I looked at him and I was like, but that's the, he already came, but he's still hard face. Yeah. Oh, I'm pretty sure. But I, it, he did it once. I thought he had already done it twice. I was like, and so he came and I said, I'm done. And so he grabbed me and I, I said, I'm done. Anyways, so yeah, that's my goal. Man, I love talking about your birthday. Men, women. That's great. No, you know, she's always asked me what my fantasies are. 'cause she's like, you know, I wanna do the gang bang. Mm-hmm.

40:21 What, what's, what's your thing? What do you wanna do? And I'm like. I don't know. Like I have nothing. Yeah. And the reason why I have nothing is because I've experienced pretty much everything. Yeah. And when you've experienced everything, it's hard to fantasize Yeah. About something new if you've pretty much done everything that's been on your list. Yeah. Um, you know, I'm, I'm scared of heights, so obviously I don't want to do anything that's gonna risk that, you know, but, uh, you know, I've had water sex before. I didn't get no yeast infection. Um, you know, I've, I've, I've done, uh, yeah, I've done quite a bit. Yeah, I checked some boxes. I've actually, you have, you know, it took me getting married to have the best, craziest sex life ever Welcome with lot of You're welcome.

41:03 Yeah. I got married to have sex with other people. Incredible. You're so welcome. ' cause when I was single I couldn't, I didn't have a shot. When I was single, I was like, Hey, uh, so do you want, no. Fuck. Now I understand why single guy's go into the lifestyle. Yeah. Like it's easier. Yeah. It's easier than the vanilla world. It's sometimes, of course. Yeah. That's my, um. Now, so, so that's your goal for today. And I can almost tell you that most likely it's not gonna happen, but it's a great goal to have. It's, it's something to keep in mind and now that everybody knows it, maybe it can come to fruition. Yeah. But without that goal in mind, is there any other goals that you have planned? Is there anything that you're looking to I'm ready to smoke it up with my buddies.

41:46 Yeah. And, uh, sit by the pool. I wonder, are they doing bingo. Is bingo happening? They're having a bingo. A bingo. Yeah. Jeez. But yeah, I'm looking forward to being, um, chilling by the pool. Yeah. Relaxing. Yeah. Yeah. So. What's really, really cool about the, uh, the hotel takeover and, and this is something that I was getting at before, uh, stoner brain took over, was compared to the club where you don't have that much time out here. Mm-hmm. You have an entire weekend to hobnob with everybody. You don't have to have sex at night. You can have sex during the day, which is great. That was always one of my complaints. I like day sex. Sometimes I wanna, I wanna fuck with the sunlight in the background.

42:27 Yes. You know, it's nice. It's nice to know. Yeah, it's nice. I enjoy seeing the sunlight peek in through the window every now and then. But you know, everybody gets to kind of. Relax with each other. You get to really get to know each other. And that's my thing. Yeah. I like to connect with everybody. I like to see if you're somebody that I would even vibe with in that way, you have more time with you. You do. And that's really, really cool because when you see somebody who is just about to go to sleep. Or you see them when they just woke up. Mm-hmm. And that's a different person than what you see in the club. Yeah. That's some cra some of y'all, y'all woke up, some of y'all look a little crazy and you woke up. I mean, I'm not judging because I woke up looking like, I mean, I woke up looking like this.

43:09 I stayed looking like this whole day he's married to me. I wear a little hat. She had a bonnet on. I have a bonnet on, I have a eye thing on guys, you know, makeup soft. Like We were, we had just eaten water burger as gorgeous and we were laying in the bed and she was like, you need to fuck me. And I was like, I looked over and she's got her little bonnet on, she got her glasses on her nightgown looking like something at a little house of the prairie. And I was like, ah. Okay, we're gonna do this Now. I look pretty right? Yeah. No, I, you looked great. You looked, you looked really good. The bonnet is a great look. I I always had a thing for, uh, strawberry shortcake. You do? Yeah. See, see? Sexy. There you go.

43:50 That's right. Strawberry shortcake is very sexy. So, you know. Luckily for me, I've gotten used to that. She didn't have one of those crazy masks on. That's where she gets me is when she puts on those crazy masks at night and then she's like, silence of the Lambs, you know? She's like, do you wanna come fuck me now? You know, she can't hardly move. She can't make those faces at all. And I'm like, yeah, if you could just turn to the side and I'll just kind of do the sign thing and I don't have to see the, the mask. That's scary shit guys. That's scary. Have to to, I have to wake up to this beautiful face right here. Yes. Hair is so always nice. Think it's Mo every now and then. Yes. This area right here, it kind of comes out. It's.

44:30 Beautiful man. I know. I'm so lucky. So this, this is good because this is what people see down there, not so good. It's a little bit of a mess. It's like the cables out that are all out here it's pretty much the same as my, the carpet matches the drapes, I guess you could say. Not literally. Uh, but they It can, it can, yeah. Yeah. So, you know, I think we're gonna go ahead and wrap up. I think that you guys are really awesome. I'm ready to go by the pool. Uh, yeah. You seem like it. You didn't take your Adderall and my like, like kicked in overtime. Oh man. I can't even feel my cheeks really. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Which, which cheeks are we talking about? Neither. Okay. I can't even open my eyes. I'm like, no, hurry up dude.

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