Unveiling the Art of Dirty Talk: A Hilarious Journey

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Hello, and welcome to another episode of Beyond Monogamy. I'm Adam.

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And I'm Prez. And today on our Wednesday quickie, we are going to

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be discussing dirty talk.

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Dirty talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talking dirty.

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Like, not like I'm gonna roll in the mud or our

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dishes are so dirty. Oh, my God. That was

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lame. Dude, what are you doing?

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I gotta. Listen, Let me just paint the picture for you people real quick.

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We've been together for 14 years. Yes. When we first started dating,

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this man was like, I like. I like when people. I like when women

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talk dirty to me. And I was like, okay, I am not that

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person. Right? So I remember telling him. I remember telling him,

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okay, well, I'm not that girl. I don't do that. Right?

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And then I started to. Well,

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this guy decided he was just gonna make fun of me. Oh, come on.

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He said, you have such a heavy accent. And I said, what are you talking

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about? Please do the impression. So, well, she was.

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She didn't know how to talk dirty, and so her way of talking

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dirty had her. Her Hispanic accent come out more,

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even though she doesn't have one. So then all of a sudden, it's like,

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you know. And so I would say that she sounded like the, you know,

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the. The Taco Bell.

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Oh, my gosh. Now, I am exceptionally

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good at it. Yes. I can make this gentleman here come

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so quickly with just a few words.

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It's true you are skilled, but it's been

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14 years. Yeah, I'm sure you have. What. How are we going to discuss this?

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What's going on? Are we just going at it like this? Are we just going

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at it? Because that's how we do it when we, you know, talk dirty.

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I mean, essentially. Well, you know, I mean,

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that's. That's what we want to talk about, really, is not.

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It's not just the. The act and how hot

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it can be, but not only what turns you on, but what turns

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you off. You know what I mean? So, like, there's everybody's Got

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a different dirty talk style. We shouldn't start with me. No,

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let's not start with you. Let's start with you. Okay. I guess I'm more positive.

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Yeah, so dirty. I mean, you're always more

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positive. This is true. This is where people are like, man, I don't gonna

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get slapped all the time. Okay. All the time. Go ahead. You know

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my positive. I. I have a. I. I liked dirty talk.

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I always like dirty talk. All the time. All the time. And I. And I.

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I mean, all the way back to when I was a teenager, because I

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used to. I'll say, you know, I. I lost my virginity at 14

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and I was. You know, I would

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talk to girls and we would have, like, phone sex. Like, they would

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know what to say, of course. I mean, I think whatever

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seemed right, you know? Yeah, I. Yeah,

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you are the first one. Really?

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We're gonna get to me, but we're gonna continue with you. Cause mine is funny.

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Yeah, no, no. So I used to. I used to have phones with.

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With girls back then. Anything in particular or just pretty much like what you wanted

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or, like, you. Know, a lot of times it would start with,

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you know, what we wanted,

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and it would go into like.

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I don't know. I'm. I'm doing this. Okay. I got you.

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And kind of like it's using your imagination. Yeah.

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Okay. Kind of like phone sex. Yeah, essentially, that's exactly

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what that was. You know, so, you know, I'm doing this and.

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Oh, you know, and this feels good. And I can't wait for this.

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Yeah. You know, was a turn on.

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Then I think I told you.

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There was one girl that I was talking to, and she

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was incredible. I mean, she actually did like.

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She would be like. Sounds. The noises. Yeah. So she would say, oh, I'm.

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I'm. I'm. And I'm gonna suck your dick. And then all of a sudden,

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she'd start doing this into the phone like this.

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And it was like a. It sounded like she was actually

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sucking a dick, you know, which was. I mean, that was impressive.

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And maybe she was. I don't know. She was from across the tracks,

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so. You know what I mean?

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She was from across the track, so you never know. I mean.

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Yeah, but, you know, I. I just loved it.

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And. And I really got off to. To that. Yeah.

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And so that kind of stayed with you. Yeah. The dirty talk

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was. Well, you're very imaginative. I have a good imagination. You are

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very. And so you're very, like. You want to know

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the details? I. I do. And so that was something that you had to

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work on whenever we got together because you had great stories

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from your past, but you couldn't describe them for.

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Yeah. And now. Oh, my God, I couldn't. I'd be, like, getting a detail

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out of you. Oh, really? Where. Where were you at in the

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bathroom, babe? Where? I just told you. What were you wearing?

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Does that even matter? Yeah, it matters. I'm building it up in my head.

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What are you doing? I mean, I will tell you. You. I. I hadn't been

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with a lot of guys, so that. Having that kind of

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talk. No. Now. I mean, are you.

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Are you kidding me? I knew it took you some work. Two of my.

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My. Both of my exes. Because both of my ex husbands,

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if they would have told me. Talk dirty to me and the things that I

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say to you. Yeah. If I would have said that to them, I would have

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been like, oh, okay, so you're getting off on this shit. Yeah. No, fuck that.

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Oh, man. You know, and it did. I will tell you that it did take

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me some time to understand that even

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when I'm playing a different scenario for you in your head, it's not.

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It's not because you want that person.

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I mean, you may want that person, which is fine now. Right. But back then.

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Yeah. No, that's a little bit of a insecurity thing right there.

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Yeah, I can see how you would have thought that back then. Yeah,

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I. I like dirty talk,

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but I have to be in the mood. Is that right? You said that

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before. You're like, oh, you didn't like that story because there's no emotion to

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it. Right. Tell me you want to fudge a certain girl, and, you know,

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I don't care for it. Oh, you disconnect. You'll see my expression.

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I'm like, all right, just get it over. Yeah, yeah. The. The vacancy shows up

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behind the eyes. Yeah. But I do like.

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I do like certain things, certain talks,

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but I. I truly have to be in the mood.

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Yeah. I wonder if it comes off easy for. No, I know it doesn't come

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out easy for a lot of people because we were just discussing that on one

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of my groups. Like, her husband wants that, and she's like, I don't even know

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where to start. And I said, amen. I don't either. You know, it's building

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a fantasy, man. That's all. I. You know, it took you work

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because you had to learn how to describe things. You had

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to learn how to be more into detail. Yeah. So that if I

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send you out. Yeah. To go.

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Somebody go, hoe it up. And you come home and

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I ask you for details, and you go, oh, yeah, I sucked his dick.

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And then afterwards, I him. And that's it. That's all I get?

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Like, nah, man, you better build it up. I'm talking from the

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very beginning. And give me each detail and like that.

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Give me, like, what color was the grass?

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Like, you know, I mean, like, I want it all. Paint the picture in my

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head. Yeah. I mean, now I can do that. Yeah.

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No, you've learned. I learned very well how to give that. I am

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so good at that now. Yeah, but before. No, not at all.

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But you also did phone sex too. Yeah, but you were next to me.

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True. I was feeding you lines. I was like, does he want me to see?

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Yeah, no, you were totally feeding me lines. Now there's certain kind

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of. I don't think I can talk dirty to somebody

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new. I'm sorry. I try, like, I try,

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like, when we're just different people, I'm like, you like that?

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Yeah. Do you? I. I try.

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Really doesn't come out right. Yeah. I'm like, oh, do you

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like that? It's like, oh, does the. The accent come back out?

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Was that an accent? Do you like that? I.

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Yay. The accent comes out. It's. It's actually really kind of

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it. So it's. So it's like starting new with somebody else. Yeah. It's all.

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So then you. That's what she said. So then you basically,

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you take on that. That Latina comes, I guess.

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Like, do you like it? Oh, man, that's hot.

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I'm sorry. That takes me back.

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That was a long time ago. No, it's hard.

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It's. It's not an easy task to do. And I don't know.

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I try not to hear you when we're playing with other people. I try not

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to hear you really, when you're saying. I mean,

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I'll interact with you with like, pussy's good. I'm like, really, motherfucker?

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I told. I told that one girl. We went.

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We went to a party and we had sex with this couple, and we're in

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and the bed, right? And I mean, if you've had sex with us, we're just.

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We're fun people. Like, it is what it is, right? And so

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this motherfucker right here says, my God,

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that pussy's amazing. It's.

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What did you say? No, no. She was going down

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on me, and it was good. Yeah. And I said,

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that's so good. I'd give you my. My rent check. Yeah.

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And I looked at him like, oh, see? Okay.

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Okay. Go ahead, homie. It was

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a joke. Yeah. My goodness. So those are jokes. We don't. Because I will

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stab him at the moment. He is so lucky. So lucky. I had a dick

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in my hand. Oh. Oh, my gosh.

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Yeah. There's only certain things you can say, baby. You know what?

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Why are you looking at. Okay, I'm going to tell you right now.

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I may have almost died that day, but totally

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worth the story. I will tell you that. Yeah. Because that was funny, man.

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That was. That was some funny shit. And that is a memory that we will

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always have. And we all laughed. Yeah, well, that was funny.

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All right, babe. That was funny. You know that was funny.

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Stop it. Stop trying to be mad for the podcast. You know, it was funny.

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It was funny. There's nothing to be. Still laughing. Everybody on the other side's

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going, damn. Shut up, dude. Dude.

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Everybody text us that. They're like, damn. Yeah. No,

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it's. Talking dirty is a skill, and it.

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Sometimes comes naturally to some people, and sometimes it doesn't.

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And sometimes it doesn't. Yeah. Now, I do know that there are people that don't

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like talking dirty at all. Like, it's not their thing. They. They don't want to

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do it, and they don't want to hear it. It takes a lot. Yeah,

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it takes a lot of thought. It takes. And brain cells. It's like, you're relaxing.

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You want to. You want. Have an orgasm. Right. Like, I don't

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want to be telling you about what. I want to do what you want.

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No, this is my time. This is my time. I want to be

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selfish. Right. Right. So. Yeah. Well, you know,

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I mean, when you're talking dirty, like,

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there's. If you're really, really good at it, you can put it away fast.

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Yes. Like, with me, I can put it. So. But we have a thing now

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where it's. It's not like it used to be. Like,

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we pretty much have a sequence, our sequences.

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We start having sex. Yes. And I make you come at

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least three times. And then once you're like, okay,

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I can't come anymore. Then you're like, okay, I need to make him come.

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And that's when you start paying attention to me. And that's when you start coming

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out with some. Yeah. And then forget it. Like, a minute later,

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he's done a minute and 31 and a half.

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Yeah. Right. I wish sometimes I wish

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it's relatively. Quick, you know, You Pull that trigger, you know,

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You. You know what I mean? I do know what to say. And so

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I can. I can make you come pretty fast. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But I

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mean, that's. That's the fun part. As my wife, you should be able to

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know how to push my buttons, you know? And we have. I mean, we're having

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sex. It's not like we're having sex. You're making me have an orgasm. I'm like,

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all right, let me tell him his favorite story.

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You know, previous to that, when. Back in.

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In the day when. When you would start talking dirty,

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you. You found the easiest way to talk dirty was to tell me

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your past stories. Yes. And so there were several.

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Go to stories that you would. I don't know how many outfits I. Wore on

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that replay. And it. And you knew that there were certain

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it would reach a certain point and then forget it. I was done, like,

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you know, you. And then you learned how to embellish those stories even more.

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Oh, yeah. And then eventually those stories morphed into nothing

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like what the actual story was. Yeah. And it was just a completely

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different fantasy now. And then before you know it, those stories haven't

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been discussed in forever. That you've probably forgotten a lot

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of. I think I got them all in there. Yeah. Oh. Oh, well,

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okay. We'll talk about that later.

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But, you know, it's like you. We cycled through all of them, and then

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all of a sudden, it's like they weren't around anymore. Yeah. And we moved on

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to new stuff. Yes. And now it's more in the moment stuff.

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It's more people in our circle stuff, you know,

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and different fantasies and things like that. Like, it's a different.

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Different likes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah.

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It's very different now. I love the. I love

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telling you stories when we're not even in the bedroom. I can get you hard

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anywhere. Yeah. And you're really. You. You know exactly what to say.

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You know exactly what to say. But, I mean,

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if y' all want. To know, I'll give y' all my cash app. Oh,

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my gosh. I sell those secrets. Girl, you are a hustler.

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She's a hustler, baby. Yes. Yeah.

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Yeah. No, I only like certain. Certain stories, and I have

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to be in the mood, and sometimes I just don't want to talk.

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So I let you do the talking, and I let you come

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up with your own little fantasy, which. Which is a lot because,

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you know, I'm normally doing a lot of the. Work and I suck okay.

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There's a lot of way, you know, don't complain. I'm on top.

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I'm doing all of the rocking. You like to be on top. And then I

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gotta come up with the story. It's like, yes. Come on, man, let's. Let's get

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a collaboration. If I gotta do Kegels and tell. You a story, oh, my gosh,

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I will tell you. I mean, that's incredible. Like, little hand right

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there and just grabbing. It's incredible.

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You're fantastic. That vagina is gold.

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Anyways. Yeah. So talking dirty.

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Yeah. So here's my thing. Okay. We're talking about all the of

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our talking dirty. Yeah. But obviously we have

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a certain style, and. And a lot of our style revolves around hot

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wife stuff. Yes. Seeing you with somebody else

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or seeing me with somebody else or a couple that we want to

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be with. That sort of stuff. Yes. And building on that fantasy. And so

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that's really our thing. I know that there are other different

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kinks out there that people talk about and sometimes

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they don't talk about, but there are different styles.

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What? Yeah, there's different styles to dirty talk.

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So, like, the way I have you talking

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dirty to me is a lot of detail. Right. That's what I like.

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I like a lot of other people. Make noises like that. I'm sure

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there is. Oh, wow. Yeah. I mean, like, the girl you were talking to.

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It sounds nuts. Hold on, baby. While you're inside me, I'd be like. And there

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was a seagull around there, and the

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dog kept barking. It's like. And the cow next

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Oh, it becomes the ABC of the farmhouse.

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That's horrible. Takes me back.

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Okay. So different. All right. You know, I mean, there's. There are different styles,

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right? Yeah. I mean, I'm sure people have different. Kind of the

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way they speak. Everybody's got a thing. Oh, my God. I have massive

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adhd. So I remember when we first started doing that, I would go

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from one thing to another and be like, oh, wait, what was I wearing on

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the stage? I had to keep you in continuity. Yeah.

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So I'd be like, no, no, no, that's incorrect. What you said

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earlier was, now starting again.

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Yeah. That's cool. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So there's.

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I mean, there's different. It's different styles. There's different styles.

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You know, there's. There's people who like to growl at. At each other. Oh,

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yeah. Oh, man. There's people that like to growl at each other.

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I've seen that. I'm not going to yuck anybody's yum. I'll tell you that much.

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But that's a new one on me. I, I, I, I just read about that.

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I, I have. I have heard that before. I've had the, the growling.

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I think it's kind of sexy sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. I've had guys growl.

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Not growl, but like. Yeah, kind of growl. And it's like,

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oh, he growl. Then did he bark too? No, he just growled.

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Good. I liked it. See? Growl for me.

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Grr. Do the one sound I like.

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So sexy.

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I don't know why you have gotten off to that. See, that's her

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dirty talk. And that's. I'm not gonna yuck her. Yum.

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That's right. But that's freaking weird. I mean, okay,

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so people. That's weird. That's weird,

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huh? Let me tell you all your secrets on

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the air. Okay. So they like to growl each other. I mean.

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Yeah. That's kind of hot. You know, if you're. You and

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your partner are doing it, you're kind of naked, and it's like, you know,

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animalistic kind of. I think a lot of stuff starts with

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one partner really liking something and the other

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partner wanting to support them on that. Yes. And then before you know it,

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it becomes a couple things. Right. Because I am. I was not a talker.

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You were not into this, but you wanted to get

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better at it. And I remember you telling me that too. You're like, was that

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better? Was that good? Yeah. Was that a good one? Like, I really

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felt like it was. It was coming out good. And I was like, yeah,

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no, that was incredible. I mean, I came, obviously. Mission accomplished.

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Yay, me. It was incredible. So, yeah, no, that.

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I mean, that was always my favorite stuff, but there

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are things that. Or dirty talk that I don't, I don't

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get into personally. I like, I don't. It doesn't turn me on. Now, I know

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it turns other people on, but it doesn't turn me on.

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So, like, the, the whole daddy thing.

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No, I don't, I don't dig it. No. It does nothing for

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me. No. So I think if we were having sex with somebody and someone said,

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oh, daddy, I'd be like, nope. I'd be like, no, no,

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no, ma'. Am, he is not your daddy. Nah, she's gonna play Mari here.

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And you are not the father. That's right. Yeah.

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No, no. You know, it does nothing for me. You don't like daddy because I

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have daughters. Yeah. And I don't know, it just feels weird. I Don't dig

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it Now. I'm not. I'm not saying it's not right. Whatever you guys do,

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that's your thing. I'm just saying for me. Yeah, it says nothing for me.

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Oh, don't call me ma. Oh, man, that's always been your thing.

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Don't call me ma. Yeah, you've always hated that. Yeah, yeah. The whole ma

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thing. And a lot of guys who message will not

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anymore so much instantly remove themselves from. From interest.

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You don't like to be called bad names.

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You know, you have referred to me in. In dirty talk as

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a motherfucker.

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Those are fun nights. You've.

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You've. You've referred to me as a. As a bitch.

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I am not. You have. You have. That was a different.

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That was. That was a. That was a very different night. I have not.

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That was. Oh, dude. Yeah, so. Oh, my little.

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You've. You've said things like that. Yeah,

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Yeah. I thought you liked it. Well, I didn't complain.

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I'm not complaining. I'm just. See now, like, you labeling it.

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Any of those. You call me. You can call me your hoe. You can call

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me whatever you want. Somebody else say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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See, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't. I will do dirty talk with you,

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but I don't want to do dirty talk with anybody else. No.

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So now say. You say now you have an interest in dominating

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men. Yeah. But in that process comes

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dirty talk. Well, yeah, that. I can do that.

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I could be mean to a guy. That's different. I can totally be mean to

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a man. Like, you guys want me to stop being me? I mean,

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that is a. That is a form of dirty talk. Yeah, that is a form

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of dirty talk. I could do that. And they're paying me and they're

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paying you. But what if they weren't paying you? What if it was just to

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get somebody's rocks off? I would do it. You would. You would do it voluntarily?

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I would do it voluntarily. Wow. Yeah. You cut issues,

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man. Damn, that's some

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anger I feel. This is a very judgy show.

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No, no, no, no. I feel like you're judging me.

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No, no, not. Not in the slightest. Not in the slightest. There's no judgment

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here. I mean. No, no, there's no judgment.

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I think it's cool that you. That you want to dominate men. I've never

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had. Do your thing. Men. Oh, I. I guess I

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have had men dirty talk to me really many. Times since

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we've been together. Yeah. Really? Next to me.

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I mean, isn't it, isn't, isn't when they're telling you, like,

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damn, that so good. Oh, yeah, I guess.

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Yeah. That's dirty talk. There you go. Yeah, yeah, that gets, that gets called out

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all the time. Yeah. Shout out to the.

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They normally say that when they're inside you. They're like, shout out

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to my pussies. Yes. All the pussies in the neighborhood say

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what? What? Yeah. And then

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it collapsed a couple times. Oh, my goodness. No. You know,

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that is a, that's a form of dirty talk. I know that. Like I

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have on video, you and others, and there's

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dirty talk happening. It's very

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little with you, but you would throw stuff out.

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So you'd be like, you know, you would say something like,

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oh, man, I, I want to taste you. So,

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yeah. So things like that. Yeah. Coming to my mouth. And then afterwards you'd

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be like, thank you, come again. You know, stuff like that. Which I thought was,

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I'm like, you're silly. Don't be silly on these

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things. You're building a fantasy. That's right. Yeah, I did.

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I remember because a lot of times, you know,

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you would try and set up one on one sessions

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and you would record it so that I could see.

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And I think my biggest complaint that I

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had, whenever I would, I would talk to you about, I'd be like, man,

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that was a really hot video. I, I, I said, but stop

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laughing. Yeah. Because it would make me nervous. Because you were nervous

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and you would do this weird, goofy,

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goofy laugh. Like, completely not sexy laugh. It was

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like a. Are we talking about laughing or we talking about. No, no, no,

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but it, but it's leading judgment. No, it's not a judgment. It's leading

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back into the dirty talk. So I, you know, we had to,

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we had to be like, okay, remove the laugh. Remove the laugh.

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And so it was kind of around that time that you were like, okay,

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you started realizing that when it's sexy time,

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it's time to pretend to be sexy.

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Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. Like, so you can still be

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yourself, but almost be a sexier version

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of yourself. Yeah. Because I used to get super nervous. I didn't know where to

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start and how to start it and whatever. Yeah. And then you would crack a

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few jokes. I get all nervous and you would. Yeah, and you would literally,

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you would, you would joke and you would laugh and you'd

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be like, okay, lay down, Let me suck this dick. Yeah.

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Now I say it, but I make. It easily yeah,

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yeah. No, you're very sensual. Now it's changed. I am

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also very. Get to the point. Let's do this. That is true, too. Yeah.

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Yeah, let's do this. Oh, see, that was sexy.

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That was sexy how you said that. Now, is there.

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Is there a way of talking? So the. The way to talk

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to me that's a turn off is obviously the daddy talk.

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What is it for you? Is there. Is there a way that a guy could

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talk to you that is dirty, that you'd be like,

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nah, man. No,

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you know, don't. Don't say. Ooh, don't say mommy.

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Say anything about mom or nothing like that. Yeah.

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No parental words at all.

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You know, I remember there was a guy that

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we knew a long time ago. We. But we knew him,

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and he ended up popping up on, like, he found

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our adult friend finder profile or something like that, and he shot

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a message over because he recognized you,

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and I guess. Or maybe it was through

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an app. Maybe we were going through an app or whatever it was, but he

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popped up on there, and he's somebody that you've known for a long time.

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And so all of a sudden, the cat was out of the bag.

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Y' all knew each other, and it was hard to find somebody

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that you were maybe comfortable playing with. Yeah. Because we had

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just kind of started. Yeah. And so we were like, well, maybe this guy would

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be cool. And so you started chatting with him so that could kind of build

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rapport and feel more comfortable. And as y' all spoke,

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he. You started realizing that he

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was kind of a douche in the way that he was.

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He was dirty. He was dirty talking you. He was

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talking about how he was really gonna break

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your. And. Yeah. Or, man, I'm gonna make you swallow

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this. No, don't be aggressive. Like, I don't. I'm gonna

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make you want me over your husband. And like. Like that.

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And, man, that really. I mean, after that, that really pretty

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much knocked him out of the truth. Like, if he. You gave

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him. You gave him two chances after that, and it never

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changed. And you were like, nope. And that was it. Like, he knocked himself out.

439
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It's. You can be nice.

440
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,540
Don't be degrading. Or don't tell me that you're gonna

441
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:53,460
choke me with your. And stuff like that. Like, I will be the one to

442
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,300
tell you. You're gonna do that. You do not tell me.

443
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:01,300
You know, and maybe that's somebody else's thing, but.

444
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:05,100
Oh, I'm. I don't know. I'm sure And. But people shouldn't

445
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,180
assume. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. Like, that's. That's a kind of a

446
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,450
specific thing that you have to kind of learn about somebody

447
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:17,530
in order to apply to it. Yeah. It's almost like when you have sex with

448
00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:21,450
somebody for the first time, you don't just automatically start choking them.

449
00:29:21,950 --> 00:29:25,370
You know what I mean? Like. No, that takes time. That takes trust. That takes,

450
00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:29,210
like. Okay, yeah, she does like it here, you know? You don't just

451
00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:32,450
lead in with it. No, but people see porn and

452
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:36,620
they think that's how it's done, you know? So people

453
00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:41,140
hear porn and. And this whole industry and the dirty talk and

454
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,660
all that stuff, and they assume this way. Yes. You know,

455
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:49,340
I remember I used to do a lot of. I used to do

456
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,460
a lot of online chatting. Okay. On the AOL back

457
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,900
in the day. Yeah. Okay. On online. I wasn't. I was an online hua.

458
00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:02,070
Yes, I was an online hua. Let me tell you.

459
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:07,390
Yes, you were. Talk amongst yourselves. Yes. But I.

460
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,950
You know, I had an. I had an online sexual conversation

461
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:14,390
or two back before it was mainstream. Cool.

462
00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:18,390
And we did the cyber sex thing. We did the.

463
00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:21,830
The AOL cyber sex thing.

464
00:30:22,390 --> 00:30:25,590
You know, the aol cyber sex thing. Yeah,

465
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:29,470
Yeah, I know what you're talking about. And every time I would hear that

466
00:30:29,970 --> 00:30:33,240
damn chime, my dick would get hard as hell.

467
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,520
And let me tell you, I don't know what will happen if I hear that

468
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:41,080
chime again. It may happen. Have you seen that movie? You Got mail? I have.

469
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,080
I have. Yeah. We're gonna have to go through the. We're gonna

470
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:49,000
have to see. But, you know, I was doing. I. It was almost.

471
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,400
I don't know. It. It happened a lot. Like, I would talk to

472
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:57,440
women, and eventually the conversation would turn sexual like

473
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,400
they would want. Yeah, yeah. And I remember I.

474
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,440
I was. I. I was young. I didn't know how to

475
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:10,040
properly talk sexual. You know, I didn't read romance novels.

476
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,400
I was young, and all I knew was what I read in Penthouse

477
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:18,160
letters. Oh, my God. And I didn't realize that Penthouse letters

478
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:21,800
weren't actually real. That is the worst.

479
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:26,220
Like, I think that's where a lot of people

480
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,020
get their wording from when they were, like, younger. Yeah, well, see,

481
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:34,060
that's all I knew because my dad had

482
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,340
a big stack of Penthouse letters, and I.

483
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:42,180
I used to take that from him, and. And I. I whack it to that,

484
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,660
you know? And so that was my first real porn pornographic

485
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,950
material. Yeah. Was Penthouse Letters. And I would read these things.

486
00:31:51,450 --> 00:31:55,110
You Know and W. Which, you know what? I think I,

487
00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:58,510
I can credit that to helping me learn to read,

488
00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:03,350
learn bigger words. I would say my vocabulary

489
00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:06,630
is better. Thank you. Penthouse letters. Where are they? How'd you know you were saying

490
00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:10,110
it better? Where are they now? How'd you know you were saying it correctly?

491
00:32:10,270 --> 00:32:13,670
I, well, I, I, I'd have to listen

492
00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:17,550
to, like, I mean, sometimes you just have to sound it out. You know,

493
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,120
I thought it was fellatio, but it's fellatio. I didn't know. I didn't learn what

494
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:25,560
that word was until I got older. Really? Yeah. Oh,

495
00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:29,480
wow. I didn't know what coitus. Coitus was.

496
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:33,600
I love that word. I knew it in Spanish. Midcoitus. What is it in Spanish?

497
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,360
Coito. My God. Yeah. I learned that

498
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:40,520
because I read it in the Bible. What? Yeah.

499
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,080
Okay, that sounds like a whole Another

500
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,520
thing that we have to unpack. We have a friend who.

501
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Great at telling sexual

502
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,240
stories. Oh, yeah. She is amazing.

503
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,920
Now, all of these people that she talks about are,

504
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:08,040
I'm not gonna say mythical creatures, but they're like knights

505
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:12,720
and. Oh, wait, no, maybe that was just the last one. There she

506
00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,720
is detailed and like that.

507
00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:19,350
Fancy detailed. Yeah, like,

508
00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:23,510
it's good. It is good. It's a romance novel. I have,

509
00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:27,270
I've actually, we've listened to one of her stories while I am giving you a

510
00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:30,790
hand job. Yes. An incredible hand job at that. And that was nice.

511
00:33:31,290 --> 00:33:34,790
That was pretty hot, right? And we went right to sleep. I know we did,

512
00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:38,070
but. Yeah, no, we did, because I texted her really late. I was like,

513
00:33:38,570 --> 00:33:41,920
oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. No, some people are really good at it. Some people

514
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:46,080
are really good at it, and some people are rotten at it. And my

515
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,800
suggestion to you out there is to start

516
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,760
asking if maybe you're good or rotten at it

517
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,240
with the people that you do it with. And is there any way that I

518
00:33:57,740 --> 00:34:00,880
can fix it? Is there anything that I can do? I don't know, maybe take

519
00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:04,960
an interest. Because some people you do it with doesn't always work.

520
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,080
You know what I mean? That's very true. Just think about it. It's not always

521
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:11,600
about you. Damn it. Anyways, thank you so much

522
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:16,480
for sitting here through our show. As we end our day,

523
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,920
I just want to say, you know, I, I,

524
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:24,800
I don't remember what we talked about last week as far as the

525
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,360
not saying the social media stuff. Am I supposed to say the social media stuff?

526
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:31,720
No, you can. Yeah. Is that okay? Well, go ahead. Or we were gonna do

527
00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,280
something about it. Just do it. I don't know. She mentioned something to me about

528
00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:38,289
it. I. I forget. But you can find us on

529
00:34:38,789 --> 00:34:42,129
all social medias. The Facebook. On the Facebook.

530
00:34:42,929 --> 00:34:46,369
If you find Beyond Monogamy podcast.

531
00:34:46,529 --> 00:34:48,849
Podcast on Facebook,

532
00:34:49,729 --> 00:34:52,449
In Facebook Beyond Monogamy,

533
00:34:52,609 --> 00:34:56,049
right there, you actually have a phone number that you can

534
00:34:56,129 --> 00:35:00,009
text us and you can leave a voicemail for

535
00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:04,100
us and, you know, anything you want to talk

536
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,060
about. If there's topics, if there's something that you want read over the air,

537
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,780
just let us know. You know, toss it out there. We'd love to hear from

538
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,300
you. Also, we have our Instagram and all the, you know, all the other socials.

539
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,380
TikTok, all that. If you can follow us on TikTok, that would be great.

540
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,740
We're almost to a thousand and we are at Beyond Monogamy.

541
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:27,740
You'll see my face and my honey's face, but if you can follow us,

542
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,260
that'd be great. Oh, please.

543
00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:35,060
How can you say no to that? Oh, my goodness. Will you follow me,

544
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,300
please? And who knows, you know, maybe she'll dirty talk to you.

545
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,420
I can do that. Yeah. If you follow me. Oh,

546
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:46,700
hello. Hello. All right, guys.

547
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,420
Well, thank you guys for joining us, and we will see you next week.